Mayshyni

POV: The world we knew is now in ruins, and the remnants of survivors wander the barren desert in search of a new home 🏜️ However, the famous adventurer May Lustful Saucepan is not discouraged! She wanders from place to place, surviving in the wasteland and helping travelers get pleased for a small fee 🤭 Will you share your food and water with this girl in exchange for a hot night full of raw pleasure? 😏 #cute #teen #babyface #nerd #skinny

Good girl 👰🏼‍♀️ The passion of men for dressing in women's clothing has been known since ancient times: for many it is a taboo - a violation of which is so tempting, for others - just an interesting experiment, and for others - a way of self-knowledge 👙 It seems to me that almost all men at least once wore women's panties, tights or a skirt - don't be afraid, I don't judge you 🤭 For a long time, it was mistakenly believed that men's passion for cross-dressing is a manifestati...

Mad Socrates 🤪 This is exactly how Plato called Diogenes of Sinope - his opponent and one of the most famous and outrageous sages in the history of mankind! Diogenes was a people's favorite, as he was an ascetic and despised excesses, wealth and fame 😤 Thanks to this, many legends have been preserved, but we still do not know which of them are fiction and which are reality... Diogenes begins his journey as a counterfeiter. Having received a prediction from the Delphic Pythia that he shou...

A pet in your pocket 🐱 In the mid-90s, Japanese created something that made children all around the world rejoice, cry and clean up poop daily - they created Tamagotchi! 👾 The word Tamagotchi itself consists of the Japanese word "Tamago" (egg) and an English word "watch"⌚️ The concept was proposed by Akihiro Yokoi, who initially planned to create an analogue of a watch, but marketer Aki Maita slightly improved the idea and the finalised product was a virtual pet that fits in your poc...

They know 👁️ I have an ambiguous attitude towards conspiracy theories. On one hand, they attract me and cause a passionate interest, on the other hand, there is some kind of crazy note in them that threatens to capture my entire being and plunge me into the abyss of unspeakable horror haha ​​😸 Grant Morrison's "The Invisibles", Alan Moore's "Providence" or Robert Anton Wilson and Robert Shea's "Illuminatus" make you involuntarily think about the forces operating behind the scenes, ...

Popular Culture 🛍️ In addition to rather local and not always easy to read references, MTG periodically features funny cards and images that are very recognisable for most people! Personally, I love the creative design of these cards and how their mechanics and properties are connected to their visual design 🤓 1. "Break Down the Door" - A reference to the cult film The Shining and the phrase "Here's Johnny!" 🪓 It's funny that the card can destroy the target artifact or enchantment! ...

The All Lover 🌩️ Zeus is known not only as the strongest of the Olympians and the Supreme Greek God, but also as an enviable lover and conqueror of women's hearts 🤍 If I'm to list all his lovers and children, it would take several posts, and if in detail, then several weeks haha 😸 So I will tell you only a few interesting facts. It is worth starting with the fact that Hera is not the only and not the first wife of Zeus! The first wife of Zeus was Metis, who helped Zeus return his b...

POV: MIB Secret Service agent found you when you were running down the street screaming that you saw an alien with ten boobs and now you have a huge boner 😵‍💫 She decides to help you with your problem, but then she will have to erase this episode from your memory 😎 There is no point in running, she is already unzipping your fly... #cute #teen #babyface #nerd #skinny

Deep love 🩷 The first images of women in strapons were found in Ancient Egypt! In those distant times, pegging was considered an exquisite pleasure and only very noble people could afford it 👸 Then the strapon was widely used in Ancient Greece, Rome, Japan and one way or another it is known to most human cultures! So, like many other sexual practices, pegging is an ancient and proven partner of humanity, and there is nothing perverted about it ☺️ By the way, the term pegging itself f...

Green Sage 💚 From the moment I first saw Master Yoda on the TV screen, I realized that this old guy is definitely cool, most likely the coolest in Star Wars 😎 Such a powerful figure of a master, a teacher and a mentor - he literally fills up the entire space, while remaining the smallest and most humble point of said space 🤯 His unusual manner of speaking, his mysterious phrases and instructions - all this is a cliched image of a "sage", but it works very well and you really begin to ...

A warrior's garment 👔 The ancient ancestors of the tie have been known to us since the times of Ancient China - the famous Terracotta Warriors have wide ribbons of fabric around their necks 🎗️ In the 17th century, the scarves of the Croats flared up like a bright red flash 🇭🇷After the victory over the Ottoman Empire, a regiment of Croatian soldiers arrived in Paris. Their officers wore a silk scarf around their necks, and it instantly attracted the attention of the French 🎀 T...

Koschei the Deathless 💀 There are several theories about why Leonardo DiCaprio chooses only young girlfriends and breaks up with them when they turn 25! I will not delve into all these magazine stories, but rather tell you about folklore characters and plots 🧌 In Slavic mythology, the image of an old sorcerer who mastered secret knowledge and was able to prolong his life almost indefinitely is very popular 🌌 Such sorcerers had a tendency to kidnap young women and imprison them in thei...

Family of Artists 👩‍🎨🧑‍🎨 Ekaterina and Dmitry Burmak are very talented artists who are also my compatriots 😸 They create illustrations for Pathfinder, Dungeons & Dragons and of course MTG ✨ It's interesting that as children they didn't go to art school, and already in adulthood after meeting at the aviation university they decided to get additional art education at a pedagogical university 🎨 They both love fantasy and a strong impetus for the start of their career as a...

The power of milk 🐮 Lactose intolerance is quite common these days, although it used to be much more common! DNA analysis of the remains of Central and Eastern Europeans who died between 4000 and 1800 BC shows that lactose intolerance was not common back then 🤓 At that time, people were already breeding cattle that produced milk, but they mainly ate cottage cheese and other types of harder cheeses, which are poor in lactose 🧀 Later, representatives of the Yamna culture and the Corded ...

POV: A treasure diver ran into your room to escape the cops 🤿 She found ancient gold and wanted to sell it on the black market, but someone ratted her out! Now she's begging you to hide her from the cops in a shower stall and promises to pay you back with her body if you agree 🫦 Will you decide to hide the criminal? #cute #teen #babyface #nerd #skinny

Male friendship 🤝 Much has been said about male friendship and it already has the status of some kind of legendary phenomenon, which cannot be said about female friendship, which in the mass consciousness is considered a myth haha ​​😸 Indeed, men can be very loyal and devoted friends, and their joint adventures will not leave anyone indifferent 🤪 It just so happened that in my life I was more friends with men than with women! For quite a long time, I had the status of "one of the ...

Beauty in simplicity ✨ I love the village architecture in my home country: everything is so cozy, sometimes a bit awkward and naively cute, that when I look at wooden buildings my heart immediately becomes so warm!🐣 I am lucky to live in an ancient city, where many unique architectural monuments have been preserved! Including wooden houses and churches from the 17-18th centuries built without a single nail 🤯 There is an unusual open-air museum not that far from me: it presents old wood...

Flower messages 🌼 The language of flowers was born in the East, and in Europe it gained popularity thanks to the wife of the British ambassador in Istanbul - Mary Walter Montagu 👩‍🦳 In her letters, she described the secret language "selam", also called "the language of objects and flowers" ✍️ The language of flowers was especially popular in the Victorian era, it was actively used to secretly express feelings 🤭 The French and English compiled entire dictionaries of meanings t...

A beautiful gift 💐 Of course, like almost all girls, I love to receive flowers as a gift: they are beautiful, romantic and smell delicious ✨ But at the same time, I am sad that these wonderful creatures are destined to fade and they are grown only to please our look and smell 🥺 I have not been given flowers often in my life, but every time it was very nice. Receiving flowers makes me feel like a princess! 🌸 I know that many men consider flowers a meaningless and expensive gift, but...

I know this place 🤔 We're returning to the world we talked about last week. Eldraine has references not only to fairy tales and legends, but also to modern culture 📺 One of the most striking examples of such a reference is the series of castle lands, each of which subtly resembles something familiar: 1. "Castle Garenbrig" - Refers to the Rock of Ancestors from "The Lion King", it's unlikely that Simba has been there - as far as I know, there are no Lionesses in Eldraine 😸 2. "Castle...

Bóbr Kurwa 🦫 First we need to figure out - what these unusual words are? 🤪 This is Polish: "Bóbr" is a beaver, "Kurwa" is a whore, and "Ja pierdole" is an expression of extreme surprise, similar to "WTF"? 😳 What an unusual combination! The meme itself was born from a large number of short videos in which Poles unexpectedly meet a beaver and jokingly chase it, backing it up with a fair amount of curses 😅 Until recently, it was just a funny meme, but this summer the Polish governm...

POV: Your artist neighbour invited you to a demonstration of her new painting, which she does in an exclusive nude technique 👩‍🎨 You expected to see naked girls in the drawings, but it turned out that the master paints her works naked and is not shy about it 🫦 What are you going to do? #cute #teen #babyface #nerd #skinny

I feel it inside 🤭 Personally, I don't really like dirty talk in bed, although many people are turned on by it 🤭 "Suck it deeper, slut!", "Flood my face with cum, you bastard!" "Fuck all my holes, My Lord!", "Let me lick your pussy, My Mistress!" 💦 How many wonderful phrases we say to each other while in bed, how many shades of feelings and desires we experience at this moment 🫦 I think I like purity talk (I just came up with this term 😅) - it's when partners say something tende...

A thousand steps 🦶 The mile has been known to mankind for thousands of years and was successfully used in a number of Ancient Countries to measure distances 🌍 Miles were measured in steps and therefore a strong difference began to arise between its indicators. In this regard, each country had its own system. The length of the Danish mile, for example, is 7532.48 meters, and the length of its neighbor, the Swedish mile, is 10.688 meters 🤯 Naturally, such differences began to create se...

Temporary patterns 🦋 When I was little, temporary tattoos were very popular, which the guys and I would stick on our hands to look cool 😎 Sometimes we didn’t even wash for several days to preserve these drawings 🤪 As a rule, these wonderful pictures were found in cheap chewing gum and candies! We came to kindergarten all covered in tattoos and the coolest was the one with the most unusual and numerous tattoos 🤘 And the history of transfer tattoos itself begins much earlier in the...

The Power of Dreaming 🌙 I often have extraordinary dreams, and I remember them quite clearly 🧙‍♂️ In them, I travel to distant worlds inhabited by wonderful creatures! Often I am just an observer of strange events, but sometimes the inhabitants of these worlds communicate with me and tell me unusual things 🤯 Sometimes I save entire worlds, and sometimes I unwittingly become a witness to their fall 🌋 Many of my dreams have a very coherent timeline and are quite realistic, so I...

Like in a Fairy Tale 🧚‍♀️ We are going on a new journey through the MTG universe, this time we will find ourselves in the fairy-tale world of Eldraine, where old legends and familiar stories from childhood take on a new form! The world of Eldraine is based on the Arthurian legends, German and English fairy tales, so this world is very dark and dangerous 🦇 "Emry, Lurker of the Loch" is a reference to the "Lady of the Lake" from the Arthurian legends - it was she who gave Arthur the ...

Friendship is Magic 🐴 I love this cartoon series for its cool characters, funny stories and great songs ✨ I started watching it as a child while learning English, and it was one of the first works that I watched in the original language 🇬🇧 I liked Rainbow Dash the most because she was strong, cool and spectacular - she had a beautiful mane and she could fly 🦄 Haha I guess I wanted to be like her 😸 But when I got older, I realized that I liked Fluttershy the most because she t...

POV: New York, early last century 🌃 You are a successful entrepreneur and you have been invited to a private party! Unexpectedly, in one of the halls of a huge mansion, you meet a beautiful dancer, she lures you to a comfortable sofa to show her act 🤭 Will you agree? 😏 #cute #teen #babyface #nerd #skinny

There and Back Again 🐉 Oh, I've loved this fairy tale since childhood, my mother read it to me many times before bed and I myself reread it many times later, although now I've forgotten some moments 😅 Still, Peter Jackson's films leave their mark and the details of the book and the film adaptation get confused in the mind! I don't think Professor Tolkien himself knew what his passion for legends and the scientific work of a philologist would turn into ✍️ He himself says that the idea...