UFC 280 Review: “If Jeff Spicoli Joined Cobra Kai”...
Oliveira v. Makhachev:
If GSP & Jon Jones* are Caucausian God’s favorites, then the Dagestanis must be Allah’s favorites (*concerning). I knew Islam was no slouch, but Charles had been ripping through one of the tougher divisions in the UFC and making it look easy. Between Khabib and Islam, I’m really starting to wonder if there’s a level of divinity/sorcery involved; they’re so good that it’s hard to believe human skill...
2022-10-23 23:17:10 +0000 UTC
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What’s behind the curtain? 🪄
*hint: it’s fully nude & wears a 32i bra*
(uncensored)
2022-10-20 00:51:11 +0000 UTC
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ideal Sunday football watching partner(s)
🏈🏈 👀 … just sayin’
2022-10-16 23:19:03 +0000 UTC
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Billions of Snow Crabs Have Vanished From The Sea: Is It Time To Repent?
My first thought: Can you blame them? If there were ever a time to go extinct, I would say right now is second only to the Dark Ages. My second thought: Is this God/the aliens firing off a warning shot? If I wanted to get humanity’s attention, doing something drastic that affects everyone’s Red Lobster experience would absolutely be my play. Doesn’t matter which of the 719 international locations you show up to; the ...
2022-10-16 22:53:06 +0000 UTC
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Showing off my more intellectual side (🍑👣), obviously.
2022-10-13 23:43:31 +0000 UTC
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An erotic flip book, of sorts…
2022-10-11 00:00:51 +0000 UTC
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Christopher Columbus Was a Bit Of A Douche (even by 15th century standards)...
I am by no means a fan of “cancel culture”, nor am I a fan of completely casting aside historical figures because they behaved in a way that would now, in present-day, be deemed unacceptable. However, I do support the idea of holding people accountable for their actions and adjusting my outlook on a situation when new information comes to light…
What we now know about Columbus is he couldn’t find his ass wit...
2022-10-11 00:00:06 +0000 UTC
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Not your family’s Game Night… 🫦♟️
2022-10-07 00:03:01 +0000 UTC
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HISPANIC G.O.A.T.s
In honor of Hispanic Heritage Month, I’ve decided to compile a quick list of some of my all-time favorites.
Ted Cruz: A Canadian-born Texan with Cuban roots or a legit alien lifeform? We may never know/the CIA may never disclose… Regardless of his true origins, Rafael/Big Rafa is right up there with AOC as one of the most competent and well-liked politicians of our time.
Autumn Falls: If you know… you know. #BigNaturalsNation
Danny Trejo: The only person to appear ...
2022-10-07 00:01:16 +0000 UTC
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Shower/Bigfoot sighting uncensored
👹💦💦
2022-10-02 23:58:13 +0000 UTC
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Working hard? 🤓
2022-10-02 23:52:10 +0000 UTC
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WHY I STARTED AN ONLYFANS
WELL, FOLKS… I’ve always said “I don’t have an OnlyFans, but check back if the markets tank” and I think it’s safe to say we’re here. Given the way my body is designed, I will most likely age like a Basset Hound; Therefore, the time to capitalize on these bad boys is now.
I am also looking to finance my tuition for NASA Adult Space Camp… After witnessing the uptick of extreme weather, inept political leaders and lunacy displayed by the general populati...
2022-10-02 23:36:43 +0000 UTC
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