People around here like videos of pretty ladies playing with..
People around here like videos of pretty ladies playing with balls in bathtubs, right? (Sorry it's a little blurry.)
2020-08-10 16:00:56 +0000 UTC View Post
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Those of you who are content creators on here, would you wan..
Those of you who are content creators on here, would you want me to post pictures of your cats alongside a link to your profiles? No exchange of money would be necessary at all, just something I figured we could do here.
2020-08-07 06:50:24 +0000 UTC View PostI absolutely did NOT just step on the computer's power butto..
I absolutely did NOT just step on the computer's power button. I just happened to be here and the computer just started shutting down. These accusations are baseless and defamatory, and I will not stand for it!
2020-08-03 16:01:15 +0000 UTC View PostI can't sleep unless I'm touching one of my humans.
I can't sleep unless I'm touching one of my humans.
2020-07-27 16:00:45 +0000 UTC View Post
My human sat down. Now he must pay the Cheek Scritches Tax.
My human sat down. Now he must pay the Cheek Scritches Tax.
2020-07-06 16:01:00 +0000 UTC View PostMy human lost his job yesterday, due to his allergies convin..
My human lost his job yesterday, due to his allergies convincing his boss that he has COVID-19 despite testing negative for it. He's pretty upset right now, but it just means he has more time to do the most important job anyone could have--petting me!
2020-07-01 22:26:45 +0000 UTC View PostThere are two approved ways to sleep. Which do you prefer?
There are two approved ways to sleep. Which do you prefer?
2020-06-29 16:01:36 +0000 UTC View PostI hear videos of taking a bath are popular here.
I hear videos of taking a bath are popular here.
2020-06-22 16:00:46 +0000 UTC View PostI sat here for about 5 minutes like this before the male hum..
I sat here for about 5 minutes like this before the male human realized I was posing for the camera. Humans can be SO dense.
2020-06-15 16:00:53 +0000 UTC View PostSometimes I mash my face into a human's hand and demand that..
Sometimes I mash my face into a human's hand and demand that they simply hold it for a while, like some kind of xenomorph face hugger.
2020-06-08 16:01:05 +0000 UTC View PostIt's important to practice yoga while you sleep.
It's important to practice yoga while you sleep.
2020-06-07 19:03:30 +0000 UTC View PostPaint me like one of your French girls.
Paint me like one of your French girls.
2020-06-01 16:00:32 +0000 UTC View PostJust a quick post to let everyone know that my humans, my br..
Just a quick post to let everyone know that my humans, my brother, and I are all okay. We're in a different part of Minnesota from the Minneapolis riots, and so far our town just has peaceful protesting. My human has friends and family that live and work right in the middle of where everything is happening, but so far they are all safe.
2020-05-30 23:23:13 +0000 UTC View PostI am a master of stealth. No foot shall be safe!
I am a master of stealth. No foot shall be safe!
2020-05-25 16:00:53 +0000 UTC View PostSometimes my brother likes to sleep the way humans do.
Sometimes my brother likes to sleep the way humans do.
2020-05-18 16:00:23 +0000 UTC View PostMy human went to work for the first time since quarantine be..
My human went to work for the first time since quarantine began, just as I was getting used to him being home all day! How dare he leave?! I missed him! I thought he was going to be gone forever!
2020-05-16 21:40:17 +0000 UTC View Post
My humans are clearly confused. Here they have this incredib..
My humans are clearly confused. Here they have this incredibly regal throne from which I can look down upon all my faithful subjects, yet they insist on desecrating it by using it as a litter box! If these pictures of me looking majestic on it get enough likes, maybe they'll see reason?
2020-05-11 16:04:12 +0000 UTC View PostI have established an even MORE impenetrable fortress!
I have established an even MORE impenetrable fortress!
2020-05-06 16:32:33 +0000 UTC View PostMay the Fourth be with you! Sadly I don't have any Star Wars..
May the Fourth be with you! Sadly I don't have any Star Wars stuff to pose with, but since I was a kitten I've helped my humans make their Dungeons and Dragons characters.
2020-05-04 16:00:47 +0000 UTC View PostA few of you wanted to know the story of how my brother and ..
A few of you wanted to know the story of how my brother and I met our humans, so I thought I should let you know with a few pictures of us together. (Sorry some of them are a little blurry. My brother doesn't like to sit still long enough for a camera to work.) My brother, Bubba, was rescued from a crazy human lady with several cats, all of whom were malnourished and neglected. In his particular case, he had severe infections in both of his eyes. One particularly wealthy human that volunteered ...
2020-05-02 03:04:59 +0000 UTC View PostTHERE ARE BIRDS OUTSIDE! MY HUMAN IS TRYING TO GET ME TO ST..
THERE ARE BIRDS OUTSIDE! MY HUMAN IS TRYING TO GET ME TO STAY STILL SO HE CAN TAKE PICTURES! BUT I CAN'T! I MUST CHITTER AT THEM ALL! BUT THEY'RE ALL AT DIFFERENT WINDOWS! SO THE ONLY LOGICAL DECISION IS TO RUN AROUND LIKE A GODDAMN LUNATIC!
2020-04-28 16:27:36 +0000 UTC View PostThe humans finally obeyed my demands to go outside... but th..
The humans finally obeyed my demands to go outside... but they put me in this horrible tor.ture device first! But for some reason they let my brother run free! So unfair! They claim it's because he's old and arthritic and won't run away, but I know the truth. It has nothing to do with the fact that I am perpetually terrified every moment I spend outdoors and bolt at the slightest unexpected sound. It's clearly because they fear my overwhelming majesty and have to contain it. Vengeance will be ...
2020-04-27 16:00:37 +0000 UTC View PostLili here is the first human to pay tribute to your feline o..
Lili here is the first human to pay tribute to your feline overlord. And, more importantly, she has a cat that is ALMOST as cute as I am. Thank her by subscribing to her, my minions! It's free for a month right now. https://onlyfans.com/lilidallass?rec=8492838
2020-04-26 01:14:24 +0000 UTC View PostHELP! I'M STUCK, AND THE HUMAN CAN'T SAVE ME BECAUSE HE'S LA..
HELP! I'M STUCK, AND THE HUMAN CAN'T SAVE ME BECAUSE HE'S LAUGHING TOO HARD!
2020-04-20 16:00:54 +0000 UTC View Post