first one up
first one up
2021-05-28 10:28:10 +0000 UTC View Post
lauraperlongo posts
one version of maternity fashion* *๐
one version of maternity fashion*
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Back when i thought this was juggling... Somewhere between ..
Back when i thought this was juggling...
Somewhere between the nipple change dialogue and listening to the Olivia Rodrigo album on repeat Iโve been transported to pre-bb me. Do I miss her? Am i still her? (only now with a different nipple shade?)
Her track jealousy slapsss. โComparison is killin' me slowly. I think, I think too much about the kids who don't know me. And I'm so sick of myself. I'd rather be anyone else.โ
So good! So angst!
21๐ 22 ๐ 23 New week, new body ๐ฅฐ New โstudioโ isnt apple..
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New week, new body ๐ฅฐ
New โstudioโ isnt apples to apples but we at a grapefruit now so no looking back ๐
Body weight now shifting forward big time putting extra pressure on the low back. Trying to be diligent & counter it with daily, low impact, leg/butt workouts. My back and Nev both seem to be enjoying the benefits ๐
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23 weeeeeks no avoiding it, really looking pregnant from a..
23 weeeeeks
no avoiding it, really looking pregnant from all angles.
I was offered a mocktail at a restaurant over the weekend. Observant of the waitress to notice my belly but also a strange acknowledgement of my condition without actually acknowledging it. I might have even considered having one of my 3 allotted sips of wine/week...but would it be worth the shock and dismay of this well-meaning but judgemental server?
Turns out, YES, it was. I ordered ...
Sunday โช๏ธ โโโ And a big welxome to everyone new! Hiiiii ..
Sunday โช๏ธ
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And a big welxome to everyone new! Hiiiii
To focus content Iโve got two groups going: pregnancy/baby/mom/mood๐ข & just the (growing) bodyody ๐ฆ . Crossover is cool but donโt be shy to tell me what you want.๐
Iโll be available tonight to chat, sending all the love โค๏ธ๐โค๏ธ
first two up ๐ (me & the sunburn ๐ฉ๐)
first two up ๐
(me & the sunburn ๐ฉ๐)
Canceled my plans today bc nothing but sweats fit... Even i..
Canceled my plans today bc nothing but sweats fit...
Even if I love the new curves some days it feels too heavy to be out in public in something that doesnโt feel like you.
After bursting into tears and realizing I couldnโt recover in time to leave the house I thought about why, STILL, on my third pregnancy, I canโt suck it up and put on a long billowy curtain dress and feel fine like it seems everyone else does. Maternity clothes exist of course and Iโve been ...
me reading all the DMs asking for nudes...
me reading all the DMs asking for nudes...
2021-05-19 16:07:21 +0000 UTC View Post20 ๐ 21 ๐ 22 ๐ผ๐ผ No weight gain but feeling...lets call it s..
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No weight gain but feeling...lets call it softer...
Baby is a bell pepper which is bigger than a banana? Maybe rounder. Maybe Iโm just looking at the wrong peppers.
22 weeks but whoโs counting...(me..๐ณ๐ haha) I miss nyc spri..
22 weeks but whoโs counting...(me..๐ณ๐ haha)
I miss nyc spring drinking / the antics that come w it but between you guys and that second trimester ๐ฆIโm managing ๐
thanks for voting on my new studio / nevโs new workout. The mirror is easily 50 lbs...but CITY VIEWS! hahaha โค๏ธ
good morningggg ๐ค sry about the late night dm, sheโs been in..
good morningggg ๐ค sry about the late night dm, sheโs been in a mood
2021-05-16 11:02:57 +0000 UTC View Postback when my clothes fit but i still never wore em ๐ค
back when my clothes fit but i still never wore em ๐ค
2021-05-13 14:23:40 +0000 UTC View Postbeen lookin like a dumpling so had a dream about dumplings s..
been lookin like a dumpling so had a dream about dumplings so had a compulsion to make dumplings ๐...my brain is beyond saving at this point.
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๏ปฟin other news i ripped my ripped jeans in a new spot so thatโs cool ๐ณ๐
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๏ปฟhope everyone having a good day! ๐ฅฐ๐
cucumber ๐ sweet potato ๐ banana ๐
cucumber ๐ sweet potato ๐ banana ๐
2021-05-11 02:22:39 +0000 UTC View Postonly fans v serious bts ๐ Whatchu think?
only fans v serious bts ๐
Whatchu think?
21 weeks front vs side. โจ Lookin like a poodle, feeling lik..
21 weeks front vs side. โจ
Lookin like a poodle, feeling like a high school photography student. Terrible exposure. Just terrible.
no ๐ days ๐ off Even though itโs Motherโs Day i had to foc..
no ๐ days ๐ off
Even though itโs Motherโs Day i had to focus and get it ๐๐ ๐
Iโve been doing a lot of individual workout videos in the DMs but these are my top 8 favorite pregnancy exercises for everyone to enjoy / practice / judge my holey sweatpants ๐
You donโt need much & can use soup cans for weights. Or a kid. Or whatever heavy stuff is lying around. I do recommend an exercise ball to use now (and bounce on for labor late...
Anticipating all the mouth wipin, boo boo kissin and โmooooo..
Anticipating all the mouth wipin, boo boo kissin and โmoooooomโ being screamed at me all weekend. Only now i get flowers? WORTH IT. ๐
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But YES, Iโm partying dammit! I will find a way! Donโt forget to show all the moms some extra love this weekend. No matter how naughty you been, we canโt help but eat it up. ๐ฅฐ๐๐๐
20 weeks! Half baked bebayeee ๐ฅฐ๐ฅณ๐ฅณ๐ฅณ
20 weeks! Half baked bebayeee ๐ฅฐ๐ฅณ๐ฅณ๐ฅณ
2021-05-03 21:58:27 +0000 UTC View Post
18 vs 19 weeks, kinda feelin the lower, softer vibe this wee..
18 vs 19 weeks, kinda feelin the lower, softer vibe this week. Baby went from a 5.5 inch cucumber to a 6 inch mango? Seems like they could have just said 5.5 inch cucumber to 6 inch cucumber and called it a day but what do i know
2021-04-27 07:17:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Canโt stop thinking...Is shake shack good? Do they put coles..
Canโt stop thinking...Is shake shack good? Do they put coleslaw on fries? I had a dream they put coleslaw on fries. It was excellent but they were out of milkshakes and only had coke. I day-dreamed in my real dream about dipping my Shake Shack coleslaw fries into a thick chocolate milkshake. For reference, the dream in a dream milkshake was chocolatier than a Wendyโs frosty but a similar consistency. A little grainy even. Wildly satisfying. Maybe tonight if I write this Iโll dream I find t...
2021-04-26 00:59:55 +0000 UTC View PostHappy earth day my loves!! Perfect day to be blooming alongs..
Happy earth day my loves!! Perfect day to be blooming alongside the ultimate mother...MA EARTH. ๐ What are you doing for her today? Hmmmm?? โค๏ธ
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๏ปฟ๐ Today for my moms Iโm talking about eco belly rubs. You canโt avoid stretch marks all together but you CAN rub some yummy stuff on your belly thatโs environmentally sound, smells good, feels good and doesnโt kill everybodyโs favorite dinosaur bird.
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๏ปฟGreat organic creams are out there in spades. In...