Reasons I am excited today: I have finished filming something awesome (no, not that something, a different awesome something) that I’ll be dropping here in a few hours, and I scored two awesome bottles of whisky! Glen Scotia Victoriana (Glen Scotia is a favourite Distillery) and Talisker Port Ruighe, a super interesting Port Cask finished Talisker!
2020-06-20 22:58:59 +0000 UTC View PostGoodnight my loves, my fabulous fans ❤️❤️❤️
2020-06-20 04:44:36 +0000 UTC View PostRidiculous video update round... I don’t know a million? Prop broke halfway through shooting, going to the hardware store for marine grade adhesive now because if E600 and my shitty sewing skills aren’t making this happen I honestly don’t know what will. The good news is I will chip away at it over the weekend, and fast track a different video I was saving for a special occasion instead. I love you all, you wonderful people, thank you so much for being on this weird sexy ride with me 😘
2020-06-20 03:58:43 +0000 UTC View Post
There? Maybe a little to the left? Yeah, right there is the perfect place for my antique pornographic watercolour collection. I just wonder if I can fit all 8 paintings on the wall...
2020-06-19 22:40:57 +0000 UTC View PostJust a quick snippet of me breaking in my new rowing machine from that angle that just screams “your face belongs here!” Crazy week you guys, I’m so sorry I haven’t been posting as much as usual! I’ve got that much anticipated awesome video dropping tonight (just need the sun to go down first), and another naked whisky review hot on it’s heels tomorrow!
2020-06-19 22:15:54 +0000 UTC View Post
Ooook! Just finished, you guys get extra nudes tomorrow because it’s 2am and I’m donezo for the evening, sexiness-wise. Please enjoy this complementary photo of me and my boobs sans makeup with messy hair covered in various adhesives and bits of string, and DAMN. I can’t wait to show you guys what I spent tonight (and a few nights over the last few weeks) making!
2020-06-19 06:17:02 +0000 UTC View PostFoiled by adhesives again, I’m stuck here endlessly sewing the very special prop for you guys. I’ll post some video from my much needed long hot bath in an hour or so 😉
2020-06-19 03:42:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Yuri’s favourite nap position- head next to my pillow, ass as close to my face as he can get it 😂
2020-06-18 16:58:46 +0000 UTC View PostPuppetry of the (Rubber) Penis - a little art porn for you guys this evening.
2020-06-18 03:05:40 +0000 UTC View Post
Hmm, technical difficulties over here with some props I had planned for you. Your evening show might have to be a little more impromptu until I can pop over to the craft store tomorrow! Check back on here in a few hours for some sexiness though, and in the meantime here’s a quick “freshly showering some rogue spray adhesive off” snap (cue a collective “huh” as you all wonder what the hell I’m up to over here 🤣)
2020-06-18 00:03:11 +0000 UTC View Post
Hello there fans - and an extra big shoutout to all my new fans - Wow! What a number to wake up to! If this is your first time tuning in to my little corner of the interest, welcome. Know that beyond all the sexy stuff you can expect to see plenty of my goober side as well - so don’t be surprised if a few posts a week lean a little dorkalicious! Yuri the kitten is also frequently around (and yes, I do put your Yuri tips towards cat treats and toys), and my whisky collection may as well be i...
2020-06-17 15:25:05 +0000 UTC View Post
An abundance of booty for your Tuesday afternoon 😊
2020-06-16 19:59:30 +0000 UTC View PostAn invitation to join me this Monday evening, as I frolic around in an incredible set of red strappy lingerie. Check your DMs for the full length version and to see where my hand was headed at the end there...theres a whole extra naughty few minutes you *know* you need to see.... 😏😈👆🏻💦👀
2020-06-15 22:31:29 +0000 UTC View Post
My favourite lazy mornings are all actually afternoons.
2020-06-15 16:31:21 +0000 UTC View Post
I think my favourite revenge for someone saying mean things about my body on the internet is posting cute pantsless photos that they’ll never get to see 🤣😈😉
2020-06-13 18:04:09 +0000 UTC View PostWell... I’d planned something awesome and instead I have a non-functional light fixture and a pile of tools in my living room. Happy Friday everyone! I guess I’ll be filming for you later once I figure out why this thing isn’t turning on :P
2020-06-12 22:46:53 +0000 UTC View Post
Update- the floof doesn’t hold grudges, thankfully
2020-06-12 18:07:15 +0000 UTC View PostSomething a little different since so many of you asked for Yuri updates - watch and learn with me as we scrub salad dressing out of my cat’s fur. That’s right friends, today we give my kitten a bath. Scrub-a-dub-dub mutherfuckers. 🛀 💦 🐱
2020-06-12 14:30:42 +0000 UTC View PostThe rest of my house is a mess of boxes and the lighting I’ve failed to install, so I guess I just have no choice but be naked on my balcony! So anyways, here’s me naked enjoying a cider and listening to a Tarantino playlist.
2020-06-11 23:34:53 +0000 UTC View PostAsk me why I’m sticky. Go on... I dare you 😈
2020-06-11 00:05:30 +0000 UTC View PostThe view we'd have together - a different kind of eroticism.
2020-06-09 21:12:28 +0000 UTC View PostAnother fantasy for you lovely folks this evening- and this time I convince poor unsuspecting you to do all sorts of naughty things in a public change room! Wondering what happens next? Message me for the full experience - a wild JOI adventure ending with me riding you while you pray no one catches us in the act!
2020-06-09 00:12:59 +0000 UTC View Post
Dun duh duh duh dun dun dun dun dun dah dah dah dun dun dah dah DAH DAAAAAAAAH DAH DAH DAH!
2020-06-07 00:26:01 +0000 UTC View PostTruly epic sleep in for me today after a very late night scrubbing wallpaper glue off the walls of my old place.
2020-06-06 17:24:44 +0000 UTC View PostStream started at 06/05/2020 01:14 am
2020-06-05 02:52:47 +0000 UTC View PostTech difficulties- stream will be up in one minute!
2020-06-05 01:04:02 +0000 UTC View Post
Picking out a bodysuit for my livestream tonight! I’m thinking this one hasn’t had much play yet - tune in at 9pm to see it in action!
2020-06-04 20:38:28 +0000 UTC View Post
You know it turns you on that I can edge a wall as well as I can edge you... 😉 Spending my entire day patching and painting walls in the old place pre-key handover this week, so you get me and my boobs sans makeup, grubby, and in an old transformers shirt. Sexy and high end, I know! 😂
2020-06-04 00:34:10 +0000 UTC View Post
