"Hey Jonah. Do you want to make Breakfast Club parody porn?"
"Sure, @jordanjamesonxxx. Who do you want me to be?"
"Up to you, pick something that sounds fun for you. I'm going with 'goth princess,' @goodboybruiser is the slutty bad girl, and @alex_kof2 is the token straight boy. @chandlerscotxxx is our teacher and @mickonlyfans is the principal. And we're all getting detention."
"Sounds great. Lemme go get a Bible."
2023-11-03 17:19:02 +0000 UTC
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h a i r y d a d c o c k
(Shot: @NewCrossPh on Insta)
2023-11-02 03:19:54 +0000 UTC
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The dad-fucking continues with @furrybikerxxx and @seattle_dad [Part 2 of 2]. A good boy takes care of his hairy dads and gets rewarded with several of their loads inside 😁
2023-10-30 04:21:28 +0000 UTC
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Dress for the job you want (blow job)
It’s been a glorious fucking weekend. Friday night I went to a big warehouse dance party. I don’t do that often— I’m very much a morning person and I don’t connect with a lot of electronic music, but it was an opportunity to dress up, it was near my house, and a lot of my friends were going to be there.
The party was a lot of different spaces— some outdoors, some upstairs, one with a live band, one serving dumplings, project light shows on the ...
2023-10-29 16:11:33 +0000 UTC
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I've had a great time with @seattle_dad's before when he bred me in his sling. When he asked me this time to come hang with him and @furrybikerxxx, the horny hairy dad-fucker in me showed up hard and ready to share my holes with the both of them. [Part 1 of 2]
2023-10-27 01:22:45 +0000 UTC
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My penis went in for some glamour shots. Tell him something nice to encourage him ☺️
(Shot with @newcrossph on IG)
2023-10-26 02:24:17 +0000 UTC
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If I had a nickel for each time a Black man fucked me faceless on camera in the window of his Times Square hotel room this morning, I’d have two nickels.
Which isn’t a lot. But it’s w̷e̷i̷r̷d̷ hot that it happened twice! I didn’t cum in either of them, so now that I’m home I wanted a mouthful of my built-up load 💦
2023-10-23 20:00:10 +0000 UTC
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Submissive and breedable?
No, fucker, dominant and breedable. Grease up your pole, dad’s creaming up his hairy hole on it.
2023-10-22 15:40:57 +0000 UTC
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Follow-up: can’t get the load out for the picture, but sure got bred by a giant mountain of muscle dad 🤤 His balls smelled so good, y’all. He fucked me doggy, alternating playing with my nipples and putting his hands around my throat. Made sure to show I was dad’s hole before he flipped me over and drove it hard till he came.
He stayed in me, breathing hard. He greased up my dick, edging me, but said “don’t cum.” He moved his legs outside mine, lubed up his hole, and lowered hims...
2023-10-18 22:56:32 +0000 UTC
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Practicing my presenting before I go submit my hole to the biggest muscle guy I know. Should be back here in a couple hours with his cum dripping out of me 😈🤤
2023-10-18 18:32:53 +0000 UTC
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Horny man summer hang on the roof deck with @runskifvck – bating turns to bro jobs turns to opening his hole. Couldn't last long in there– just had to let it out 💦
2023-10-17 03:27:02 +0000 UTC
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Morning coffee :) how many pumps do you take?
2023-10-15 13:02:01 +0000 UTC
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Do you ever think about what it'd be like to have a big dick and pin me down? About looking in my eyes and feeling me from the inside as you drill my warm hole? Today you can step into @goodnplenty8's point of you and fuck me like you're him 🥵
2023-10-12 20:21:32 +0000 UTC
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i got new pants do you like them (Y/N)
2023-10-10 22:48:19 +0000 UTC
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We were sleazy last night, but everything's above the table this afternoon.
2023-10-09 02:46:43 +0000 UTC
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Quick, creamy hello from the bathhouse at the end of the night 😈 it’s too loud here to tell how I got the loads and I don’t even have a tripod for a good angle, but I wanted to show you what I accomplished— 9 loads.
Highlight of the night was the very first person I fucked— a sweet nerdy boy with a big dick who stroked my hole with it till he said “I was hoping to bottom too tonight— but I’m a beginner.” Couldn’t resist that 😆 Teased him open and gave him long strokes w...
2023-10-08 08:26:24 +0000 UTC
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Big things come in small packages 😏 I got a text from my canadian buddy a few months back– a handheld video of my stacked friend bent over and dicked down by this short, pretty, hung stranger ( @jockeysized ). I've been jerking to that video of the two of them since, so I was pleased as hell when Sammy dropped into my town. Thought about flipping for a bit, but.... I felt like I was gonna get what I really needed with him screwed into my good faces place 😵💫
2023-10-04 13:12:30 +0000 UTC
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LICORICE (noun): a sweet, chewy, aromatic black substance made by evaporation from the juice of a root and used as a candy and in medicine.
LICKERISH (adj.): lecherous
2023-10-04 00:46:28 +0000 UTC
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Picking up from Wednesday's post– after Rick and Griff were done with him, I wanted my own moment with @thecaseyeverett's sloppy hole. A cute pre-loaded boy ass-up and smiling gets me saying some dirty things, y'all 😆
2023-10-01 23:45:08 +0000 UTC
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It’s a beautiful morning for posting hole and waiting on the back patio 😏
2023-09-30 15:09:12 +0000 UTC
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Double feature friday 😏 I've gotten to hang with @rickandgriff a lot this year. Even though even time has been a husband tag team on my holes, I always want to eat Rick's butt. I jokingly asked when I get to top him and he said, "When do you want to?" My hungry dad-fucker eyes lit up for that 😈
Griff's busy upstairs on the patio with @thecaseyeverett (who I've bred before and would breed again that afternoon), and when Rick's ready to go again he takes his turn. He's a smiley and hard-wor...
2023-09-29 13:23:10 +0000 UTC
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It's not often I get the house to myself, so I practiced two favorites at once. There's gotta be a punishment for failure, though, so the speed goes up every time I get knocked out. But then I lost the second round... 😶
2023-09-27 02:55:15 +0000 UTC
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I’ve started doing daily butt training again. When I’m regularly practicing, I can really take anything- and it’s turning out to be a horny boy autumn. I just moved up to this one tonight, up from a small and a medium butt plug. I got bred so much and so good yesterday, so I took some extra time to indulge and get off tonight during my practice.
2023-09-25 02:27:55 +0000 UTC
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You could stay home with a hot chocolate and a blanket in a rainy day, or you could come chill in my hole. It’s even already bred- @rickandgriff opened it up for you 💦😜
2023-09-23 22:16:57 +0000 UTC
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Give me an inch and I'll take a mile 😏 I like being an artist model, but sitting across from @LeoLouis0 I can't help but press my luck.
[Shot this one in New Mexico with Himeros.TV. Leo was charming and bouyant– and hung– all throughout the week, but we originally didn't have a scene together. Late in the week, though, Davey came up to me. They'd had to scrap the last scene of the day and they know I'm always eager to fuck– would I consider doing a extra scene that day, and it'd be wit...
2023-09-22 01:40:51 +0000 UTC
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Dressed smart for a nice dinner tonight. Dedicated service with your mouth will be the perfect nightcap for the evening.
2023-09-20 01:58:57 +0000 UTC
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Sex Lesson: How to Open Up Jonah Wheeler For Your Dick
2023-09-18 00:55:39 +0000 UTC
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Folks have been asking, so I just ordered a new six-pack of Fruit of the Looms so I can wear tighty-whities more often. If that’s your jam, send me a pic in yours 😁
2023-09-16 01:16:15 +0000 UTC
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@bigcoach8x8 and I want to push each other to the edge– so we've got a little system to take turns drilling down each other's holes. The big man's big cock is VERY intense 🥵
2023-09-14 17:52:11 +0000 UTC
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It's 2003 and your neighbor is trying to fuck you over dial up.
2023-09-12 03:29:38 +0000 UTC
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