Trevor and Michael go off the rails in this chaotic banger of an episode. Trevor nearly boils himself alive in a bathtub to shoot a promo, Michael recalls getting head in a library study room, and somehow we end up deep-diving SeaWorld’s rap concerts. Plus the guys debate dating app cringe, cheese smuggling at In-N-Out, ramen addiction, and whether you should invoice your future kids for being born. Oh, and there’s a woman on TikTok who queefs on command. Enjoy.
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2025-08-06 11:00:12 +0000 UTC
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Trevor and Michael go off the rails in this chaotic banger of an episode. Trevor nearly boils himself alive in a bathtub to shoot a promo, Michael recalls getting head in a library study room, and somehow we end up deep-diving SeaWorld’s rap concerts. Plus the guys debate dating app cringe, cheese smuggling at In-N-Out, ramen addiction, and whether you should invoice your future kids for being born. Oh, and there’s a woman on TikTok who queefs on command. Enjoy.
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2025-08-06 11:00:12 +0000 UTC
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Trevor reveals huge news and recaps a nightmare Paris travel day that ended with him eating snails in the Eiffel Tower's glow. The boys get deep on what real love feels like, why post-nut regret might be a government op, and how AI should replace half the DMV.
2025-08-01 11:00:15 +0000 UTC
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2025-07-30 16:51:13 +0000 UTC
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The boys figure out the most promiscuous countries, what grade kids can spot a drunk teacher, and how dream-tier rankings compare to cinder blocks.
2025-07-25 11:00:14 +0000 UTC
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The boys figure out the most promiscuous countries, what grade kids can spot a drunk teacher, and how dream-tier rankings compare to cinder blocks.
2025-07-25 11:00:13 +0000 UTC
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Trevor and Michael debate whether Mahatma Gandhi was hot, break down the NBA Summer League, and uncover a ghost named “Nacho” who apparently drinks Diet Coke. Trevor gets grilled for not screwing in his headboard, they spiral into a wild discussion about Four Lokos, Kidz Bop and the Waymo robot taxis. They wrap it up with some weird sock talk about getting hard on the toilet. A classic chaotic banger.
0:15 The boys discuss the origin of Mahatma Gandhi
2:00 Hot wiring Kias
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2025-07-23 11:28:06 +0000 UTC
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Trevor and Michael debate whether Mahatma Gandhi was hot, break down the NBA Summer League, and uncover a ghost named “Nacho” who apparently drinks Diet Coke. Trevor gets grilled for not screwing in his headboard, they spiral into a wild discussion about Four Lokos, Kidz Bop and the Waymo robot taxis.
They wrap it up with some weird sock talk about getting hard on the toilet. A classic chaotic banger.
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2025-07-23 08:00:08 +0000 UTC
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Trevor and Michael dive into what it means to have a dominant seed. They explore which fish best represent their chaotic personalities, unpack the awkwardness of being flanked by bodyguards, and relive Michael’s brain-melting trip in Big Bear. Plus, Trevor gets told he “ate down” after a set — whatever that means, we’re taking it as a win.
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0:16 - Podcasts need to stop being dramatic
1:27 - Alex Cooper at the Cubs game
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2025-07-18 10:58:17 +0000 UTC
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Trevor and Michael dive into what it means to have a dominant seed. They explore which fish best represent their chaotic personalities, unpack the awkwardness of being flanked by bodyguards, and relive Michael’s brain-melting trip in Big Bear. Plus, Trevor gets told he “ate down” after a set — whatever that means, we’re taking it as a win.
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0:16 - Podcasts need to stop being dramatic
1:27 - Alex Cooper at the Cubs game
3:46 - Having a dominan...
2025-07-18 10:58:06 +0000 UTC
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2025-07-16 16:48:27 +0000 UTC
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This week we’re talking bread that hits different, fruit that might be trying to kill you, and why Chicago beaches are just sidewalks with waves. Also: how much caffeine is too much, why our reels are still in the vault, and what makes a Dodger Dog a national treasure. And yeah — we had to give it up for Joey Chestnut after he destroyed the Nathan’s Hot Dog Eating Contest
2025-07-16 11:00:17 +0000 UTC
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Trevor and Zac dive into the wild story of how their cameras and other valuables got stolen in Washington D.C. and launch their own investigation using the surveillance footage. Later, the guys break down the new XXL Freshman class and rate this year’s freestyles. Plus, they try to come up with the perfect baby names.
0:20 Jack is gone!
2:30 Dream Colleges
7:00 5 Hour Energy
10:30 Trench Coats
14:30 Zac & Trevor get robbed in D.C. (Literally)
22:40 In...
2025-07-11 14:00:16 +0000 UTC
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Trevor and Zac dive into the wild story of how their cameras and other valuables got stolen in Washington D.C. and launch their own investigation using the surveillance footage. Later, the guys break down the new XXL Freshman class and rate this year’s freestyles. Plus, they try to come up with the perfect baby names.
0:20 Jack is gone!
2:30 Dream Colleges
7:00 5 Hour Energy
10:30 Trench Coats
14:30 Zac & Trevor get robbed in D.C. (Literally)
22:40 I...
2025-07-11 11:00:22 +0000 UTC
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2025-07-09 16:48:54 +0000 UTC
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Trevor convinces Michael to hit the beach to recharge and embrace some natural energy. They dive into the surprisingly impressive dating history of magicians, the upcoming LA Olympics, and Jeff Bezos’ wildly extravagant wedding. Michael reveals he might start bringing a Furby on tour.
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2025-07-09 11:00:10 +0000 UTC
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Trevor and Michael talk about the pressure of getting hard instantly, Johnny Bravo’s lack of game, and debate the ultimate 4th of July meal. Then, the boys hop on a swan boat, and discuss lifeguards, getting saved, pre-heated puss, enjoying nature, and yes—Trevor gets bird shit on his arm. You won't find this anywhere else. Welcome to the unfiltered, unhinged summer vibes of Stiff Socks on a Swan Boat.
0:30 - Can’t get hard
3:30 - Enjoy summer!
5:50 - Definition of Gas...
2025-07-04 14:00:14 +0000 UTC
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Trevor and Michael talk about the pressure of getting hard instantly, Johnny Bravo’s lack of game, and debate the ultimate 4th of July meal. Then, the boys hop on a swan boat, and discuss lifeguards, getting saved, pre-heated puss, enjoying nature, and yes—Trevor gets bird shit on his arm. You won't find this anywhere else. Welcome to the unfiltered, unhinged summer vibes of Stiff Socks on a Swan Boat.
0:30 - Can’t get hard
3:30 - Enjoy summer!
5:50 - Definition of Gas...
2025-07-04 11:00:08 +0000 UTC
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2025-07-02 14:00:11 +0000 UTC
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Trevor and Michael hop in a swan boat on a man-made lake to talk public fornication, enjoying nature, and the art of fishing. Back in the studio, the boys dive into stories about drug retreats, how artists feel about hit songs, overheard first dates, and Vin Diesel.
2025-07-02 11:00:12 +0000 UTC
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Trevor and Michael break down the hidden signs of a man’s bedroom — from navy sheets to suspicious furniture choices — and what they reveal about his game in bed. Michael shares some wild bedroom horror stories, they debate whether it’s ever okay to object at a wedding, and ChatGPT generates an image of the guys based on their prior chats.
2025-06-27 12:55:16 +0000 UTC
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Trevor and Michael break down the hidden signs of a man’s bedroom — from navy sheets to suspicious furniture choices — and what they reveal about his game in bed. Michael shares some wild bedroom horror stories, they debate whether it’s ever okay to object at a wedding, and ChatGPT generates an image of the guys based on their prior chats.
2025-06-27 11:00:15 +0000 UTC
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0:11 Crashin out, Spreading lingo, repackaging
6:21 Brazilians, where do butts come from?, Chicago is Trevor’s kind of town.
11:50 Smash Burgers, New Restaurants, Michaels FULL UP, No Eating on a date
20:00 Selling at Dodger stadium, Espresso with ice
22:00 BLIND RANKING Where to sit on a date
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2025-06-25 13:03:25 +0000 UTC
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0:11 Crashin out, Spreading lingo, repackaging
6:21 Brazilians, where do butts come from?, Chicago is Trevor’s kind of town.
11:50 Smash Burgers, New Restaurants, Michaels FULL UP, No Eating on a date
20:00 Selling at Dodger stadium, Espresso with ice
22:00 BLIND RANKING Where to sit on a date
38:06 Breakfast Dates, Licking Melatonin, Weed shows, Ordering dessert off top...
2025-06-25 11:00:12 +0000 UTC
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Trevor recounts a run-in with a “witch” in Venice who offered to give him a handjob for $2 and a meatball, while Michael defends his controversial love for pizza from 7-Eleven. They break down their ultimate Airbnbs versus scam-stay nightmares, unpack a shocking DM from a fan who wants to drink feet water, and debate the pros and cons of being a stay-at-home girlfriend.
2025-06-20 13:14:50 +0000 UTC
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Trevor recounts a run-in with a “witch” in Venice who offered to give him a handjob for $2 and a meatball, while Michael defends his controversial love for pizza from 7-Eleven. They break down their ultimate Airbnbs versus scam-stay nightmares, unpack a shocking DM from a fan who wants to drink feet water, and debate the pros and cons of being a stay-at-home girlfriend.
2025-06-20 13:00:18 +0000 UTC
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2025-06-18 11:00:16 +0000 UTC
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