sound bites
this strip, made respectable
2018-12-13 10:22:11 +0000 UTC View Post
oglaf posts
Devils
and here's a couple of warnings we didn't have room for in this strip
Foresight
This strip, but more dicks.
There are probably some excellent non-porn uses for a magic mirror but I can't think of any right now.
Opening
This strip but without the change of location.
For those who don't want to move.
Print version
By request! It's a printable version of Sexual Healing for First Responders, to pin up in your emergency room or ambulance.
2018-10-03 01:16:16 +0000 UTC View PostSexual healing for first responders
leopard, glory-hole, actual medical advice
2018-10-02 11:13:53 +0000 UTC View PostPussy Slug
You could say that replacing a character in an existing strip with a giant talking vagina is a pretty cheap way to generate content and we wouldn't disagree.
If you're an editor at Marvel, though, why not give it a try?
I mean, cheap content, right?
Tower of Thorns
It's the SFW version of this strip.
...although I guess these aren't really 'versions' are they?
They're more... I dunno... 'Asset grabs' or something.
2018-09-20 22:59:41 +0000 UTC View Post
Blowback
Usually we post alternate versions of strips here, but this started as the original version.
The strip we posted on the main site was supposed to be the dumb Patreon version, but we ended up liking it better, pulling a switch.
Hybrids
One from the archive!
Vampire / werewolf blends from this-
2018-09-06 01:05:43 +0000 UTC View Postapples
This week's strip wasn't dirty at all, so... we need to do a NSFW version here, right?
2018-09-03 11:54:25 +0000 UTC View Post
Ductile
By request, it's that seething mass of ducks as a tile-able background.
2018-08-27 23:56:51 +0000 UTC View Post
oh, also...
we're guessing you don't need a tiling image of dicks, but just in case we've guessed wrong, here's one now.
2018-08-19 02:46:18 +0000 UTC View PostDuckocalypse
In keeping with Patreon's policy of no dicks on public posts, it's our pleasure to present this almost-invisible amendment to this strip
2018-08-19 02:43:38 +0000 UTC View PostPrint-at-home religious material
Some cosplayers asked if they could print up some Sithrak tracts to hand out at a convention. We thought the con might not be happy about people distributing porn, so we said "We'll make you up some SFW religious propaganda"
If you want to make some yourself, first question is paper size. Letter or A4? Go to ...
2018-08-15 02:16:54 +0000 UTC View Post