The Day After Halloween
Added 2024-11-01 06:48:53 +0000 UTCOne of my favourite tropes:
“Courtney. We have a big problem here.”
“What’s wrong this time?”
“This Halloween costume won’t come off… I tried when we got back from the party, wasted, lasted night and it won’t come off. I’ve been trying to take off this wig, breast forms, and that prosthetic between my legs… but nothing is working. This feels like my real hair now! I had to sit down to pee this morning. And I don’t know why you thought it would be funny to put the rest of the that fake Halloween blood around the toilet, but it’s not that humorous.”
“But you are wearing a different outfit than last night. You had on that skanky cheerleading outfit. Now you are in one of MY dresses.”
“That wasn’t the only part of the costume though! That came off easily but the rest of the stuff as I mentioned seems stuck. Do you have any of that removal adhesive.”
“Hate to break it to you, but since that one Spirit Halloween location doesn’t except any returns. You are stuck like this.”
“You can’t be serious… Stuck looking like a woman? Sounding like a woman from that vocal spray?!”
“It’s not as bad as you think. And you have a great friend! I’m going to teach you everything you need to know about being a girl! We should probably start with showing you how to put a tampon in since you are laying on my couch like that.”
“I can’t right now… just let me… relax for a bit…”
