Ally McBeal S05E14 - Homecoming FULL REACTION

>>> !!!FOR SHANNAN!!!<<< 1. Ok... So this lady shows up at Ally's house claiming to be looking for some guy she says was the love of her life ..Odd.. You'd think you'd be WITH. the love of your life and KNOW. where he is but that's besides the point ...Anyways she says his name is Vincent Graves ...Ally says Vincent is dead and she bought his house ...Then Bon Jovi shows up and the lady shockingly claims he's Vincent ....Ally corrects her and says this is Victor Morrisson .....PLOTTWIST! ...Bon Jovi is playing an immortal character who USED to go by Vincent ..But over time he needed to hide his immortality from this lady so he changed his name and left her since seeing her grow old and eventually die while he remained young was too much to bear .......Man ...I'm SURE. there's stories that could be told about immortal Bon Jovi ...Anyways ..Continue 2. Lady: "You're Vincent Graves aren't you" ..Bon Jovi: "Yes" ...You: "I don't think that's true ..I just think he's saying that to make her feel better" ....Well first of all ..Duh ...But second ..Could you imagine if I was actually spot on with my plottwist from note 1? ....I mean ...Even for all the weird shit happening on Ally McBobblehead ..THAT. would be OUT. THERE. ...Some plumber dude who turned out to be immortal??? I dunno ..Doesn't quite fit in a show about legal drama 3. THAT. said ...I don't understand why they're entertaining this lady's delusions that Bon Jovi is this lady's long lost love ...Unless I'm right ...She's CLEARLY. delusional and needs help OR. to just be shoved out the door 4. And she's talking about time travel now and how Bon Jovi was taken back in time but not her ...And Bon Jovi is totally going along with all of it??? (Is he getting some sick sadistic sense of amusement out of this cause ..I mean ..That'd be funny to me) ....You: "This is a weird way to deal with it" ...YEAH... It's also kinda fucked up (although not too shocking for this show) to deal with a delusional person in this way 5. YUP! ...And here we are yet again ...We just fired 2 people since we're short on the budget ...HIRED. a secretary AND. are now hiring Billy 2.0 ....We're RIGHT. BACK. where we started ..This cast shake-up makes ZERO. sense ...And beeteedubs ...Lucy Liu isn't in the intro anymore either ...It's mind blowing how weird this season progresses both on screen and behind the screen 6. Yeeeeaaah... Richards explanation that after some girl hurt him back in highschool he'd never let any woman have power over him again doesn't make any sense ...I'm fairly certain that it wasn't only Ling who had power over him as you suggested ..But that it was every woman he's been seen dating on this show ...That bit of backstory doesn't apply to his character 7. You: "I couldn't imagine being attracted to anyone I was attracted to when I was in highschool" ...Oh really?? Those guys you were practically drooling over back then all turned fugly as hell? ..Yeeeeaah.. That's what age does ...That's why personality matters and looks are just a bonus which will fade eventually 8. HA! Yeah you're not wrong with saying "I guess he's just selling out on his mates" ..Why isn't Billy 2.0 working for THEIR. firm? Does Cage, Fish & McBeal need to fill some sort of chauvinistic pig quota? ....Is it a balancing the scales thing? ....Nah couldn't be ...Most of the men (and women) working at this firm are HORRIBLE. people 9. Aaaand the old lady died ...Makes sense ...Can't have her popping up with her delusions every episode ..That would require hiring yet another cast member 10. Welp ..Turns out Bon Jovi wasn't secretly some immortal character ..Big sad ..But yeah the whole him and the old lady story was perhaps the only good part about this episode

Tony