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Ep. 140 Premium - midsmoker34 edition [VIDEO]

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“let’s get u some disciples”

bigsleep

Language art and social studies are warm colors like red orange and yellow. I prefer yellow for the social studies but it’s really all interchangeable. Math and science are cool colors because logical subjects using hard numbers and evidence. Science has to be green because goo and slime and beakers and such so it makes sense. That leaves you with blue and maybe purple depending on what you have leftover and I think blue for math makes the most sense if you use this school of thought.

carpetburns

you never see them get the worms off

f0x

Math is red, English is green and science is purple

Jiren Joestar

folders: science=green history=black math= blue english = whatever u have left

Anderson Stuart

Albert Camus actually thought suiscide was the cowards way out of the absurd world. Camus thought living like Sisyphus was the real way to live. As funny as it was, Camus did not like killing yourself for the bit, in fact he advocated against it

IansPoorChoices

Math is red cause it sucks

Alex Phillips

I'm from AZ and Alex is so fucking correct about math being red.

Skiddly Winks

Wow I'm from NC. I def had red maths

Zachary Davidson

It so wild to be writing my thesis about Absurdism and Slime drops the wacky Camus reference. Time is a flat circle

The Dreamer & His Shadow

25:22 bell curve

Jacob Linthwaite

I was so spooked when I saw a different man in Ludwig’s chair, but then I found out it’s funny uncle Alex

Raymond Martinez

Somehow, someway, I started the first 5 minutes of this weeks ago not knowing who Alex was. For past week or so he's been all over my tiktok. I was not familiar with his game, got familiar, and now I'm like: oh shit I know that guy

Patches

Slimes first good take science is green and math is blue based

Jacob

math is 100% red

jai

MATH IS RED!!! Finally a sane person on the podcast

Daniel

went over to a guys house in 2023 and i was super in to him but he made me watch pick of destiny and look i love tenacious d but what the fuck

iggy

Can you imagine falling out of a plane at altitude? With a child in your arms? What the fuck do you even say?

Daniel

Colorado’s changed now everyone wants to start a band or be a rapper; between me and my greater friend group we got three punk bands two rappers and like three producers. Still the skiing part tho. And most people ain’t lame they either wack or basic af. Or they make voting red their entire personality and are like cringe and unfunny

Hayden

It’s a reference to Scary Movie 3, they argue how the term “he woke up dead” doesn’t make sense

Shibby

In Eastern NC we called it nuggeting

Nick McLawhorn

As a North Carolinian, this is correct.

Nick McLawhorn

Sanchovies mentioned??

Nathan Alexander Howell

Need to know

Brit Ditch

alex unfollowed me on twit when he blew up but it’s okay i dont mind

serendipitous goatsie

Real “guy with a Luffy smoking a blunt pfp” behaviour

BrandoBobando

Sadge

BrandoBobando

alexsmokesmid is peak nahmsayin

Travis

As a black person from Denver….yea…yea it’s like that

JMSC

This guy is gold

Casey Reed

Damn

Ryan Bentley

Airbus killed that guy to implicate boeing

Althea

I went into the ditch listening to this episode. I’m not kidding, it was 8am and I did not make it to work.

Brad

Alex is like the definition of a dope ass viber

Rhett Richmond

The lamest thing about Nick is that his discord pfp is himself.

Adrian Dupre

I'm once again taking the time to say that what Nick's school called "Burritoing" we called "Turtling", which allowed for the infamous "Sea Turtle" variant, where you'd flip the backpack inside out, open their water bottle, and dump the whole thing inside before zipping it up. We did not play around

Thothrax

Red for math is actually the correct answer based on green science

Jbnicolo

Omg Slime's friend has the ultimate "so a horse walks into a bar" joke ever. That's fucking crazy. (I 100% typed this seconds before slime also mentioned he passed from OD. RIP)

Sel

he deserves a main channel ep

cool guy

Alex is such a chiller that he made this my favorite premo ever

D

This is my favorite yard episode

Hayden Childes

Alex wanting to be a memorable gas station actor reminded me of the skate shop employee in the movie Grind. I'll never forget about that guy absolutely acing his 60 second segment.

WildMan

ALEX THE GOAT HOLY SHIT

Isaac Johnson

id love some more alex on, funny dude. i remember following him and sanch on twitter a long time ago, seeing them both get into streaming is great

SgtSlime

SoCal boy growing up… Red: Math Blue: English Green: Science Yellow/Black/Purple: Social Studies/History

Fernando

I gotta agree with Mr Man here, even if he’s being a bit antagonistic (you’re being wayyyy more antagonistic than him tho). To say they “100% killed that guy” given the very limited circumstantial evidence we’ve got is a real leap in logic. Does it look suspicious? Sure. Could it be that Boeing did kill him? Absolutely. But to speak with such certainties while only know such a limited amount of info is just dangerous. Even though it’s easy and fun to hate on and accuse the multi-billion dollar company, making suck leaps in judgement just because something “seems” a certain way is exactly what gets people to believe the very conspiracy theories we like to make fun of.

Gourd

The fuck ass bob line killed me

C0RA

I turned around for a second, and the next I see cillian murphy....

Pepperpickler

genuinely one of my favorite guest episodes ever alex was hilarious

Thomps

Alex was an awesome guest, great vibes and humor

Kyle S

never knew i needed the alex and yard crossover ep

Jacob McIntosh

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Nathan Henderson

4 minutes in and Alex waved to someone on the phone. i love this guy

kub

toy bolton ass hair cut...

Mia Judkins

Back in the MW2 “1v1 me” days I remember this rando kid was talking shit, and I came back with some mean specific shit about his upbringing and he immediately went quiet. Everyone was popping off so I kept going and he eventually went “ok bro enough”. I went from feeling cool in front of my friends to feeling like the biggest pos ever. I still feel bad to this day. Wherever you are i’m still sorry.

JuneMug

it’s a reference to the Joe Rogan podcast his zipper is called Jamie

JuneMug

Megadeath had a song called “Wake up Dead” so you’re on the right track

Joe

red for math, blue for english, green for science and history is whatever color is left over

beepboop

Jone Rogan's producer

Andrew Hawthorne

6:19, who's jamie??

ditochi

In RI we called that burrito prank nuggeting.... I think we are just a little slow/different in the small state

Brandon Lian

The wake up at 4:30 put the damn carhartts on and warm up the car hit a little close to home Can’t wait to come home, rip a cart and play some cod (but it’s ultimate)

Benjamin G

THATS HOW A BOND WORKS??

James Randall

Nah bro physics red math blue

The Guap Doctor

Im from NC and can confirm that red is indeed for math

thestep

Yo Alex was so funny, this is one of the best primos yet

Jadenity

Smokes mid, spits gas.

Jabronsky

On god for the first 10 mins I thought it was still lud he just didn’t do his hair

Shaughn

Lmao surprised people like you actually watch the yard cause although they make jokes about believing this stuff, you ACTUALLY do. It's pretty embarrassing and you are the kind of people they make fun of. You might be socially enept enough to not even realize that though and you instead carry on thinking the world is one big conspiracy and that you're such a genius for seeing through it all.

Mr. Man

When I was a sophomore our seniors brought cows into the school and led them upstairs. Cows are obviously really heavy and don’t like to walk back down stairs once they’ve climbed them. So much shit in one hallway

Chase

Who is the Smite pro that Nick is friends with?

Sleeepy

Never said he was depressed just said it's not impossible though I would personally doubt it. Learn to read you fucking illiterate moron.

Johl

“Yeah this guy was depressed but no fricken way he could’ve killed himself” do you hear yourself?

Mr. Man

How has nobody explained how bail works after hearing this lol Bail: Completely refundable - a way to incentivize bailed inmates to come back for their court date + an extra punitive measure if you skip Bail Bondsman: The guy who pays your bail *for* a non-refundable fee of typically 10%. Then if you skip, they'll come haul you to jail and get the bail back and obviously keep the 10% you paid them up front. This is who bounty hunters are usually. So if Nick went to jail for being awkward at the circle/cracks under that pressure and needs a 100k bail, he'd tell me to call his bondsman and give him 10k. Then when Nick shows up to court, the bondsman gets his shit back and we stay out the 10 g's

Brendan tran

Good time to buy Boeing stock I think

Adam garrison

alex is dope

Edvin Kadric

It’s kinda cool hearing Wenatchee wa. My dads the port commissioner for that airport since 1986

Tyler Patato

Alex is hilarious

Damien Collins

Bro you obviously haven't even read up on the situation stop yapping those fucking lips. Like sure maybe he was depressed but timing wise and given context it's not unrealistic for it to have been a hit. Big companies have done this shit in the past and even admitted to it. Corporate warfare is a bitch.

Johl

Or maybe he was already at his whits end in life and had nothing else to lose so he makes one final big stink with whistleblowing and kills himself. Genuinely thinking like this and believing conspiracies like this puts you on the same level as Facebook conservatives talking about 9/11 being a hoax because "nothing else makes sense."

Mr. Man

Free Palestine aint that the guy who brought Anakin to the dark side?

Brennan Thomson

Hey folks, I didn’t wanna comment on the main channel but I actually work for the Saab group and I’m currently working in the Middle East, about 7k miles from our home office in NY. Feel free to shoot me any questions if you’d like to know more about our programs, most of it is public info and quite interesting!

Alex Musselman

You’re telling me that’s not Ludwig?! That kinda really sounds like him

Aaron Reyes

Alex describing Denver guys hurt so bad because that's half me and half my brother...

Stonefaced Ogre

I gonna listen to this one again :)

Jabug_

In all seriousness I do see where he's coming from but they 100% killed that guy cause he had like no clear reason to kill himself especially at this point. And with the knowledge that the Boeing lawyers asked him to stay an extra day when he was going to go home and that's literally the day he died. Feels a bit damning.

Johl

Aiden trying to rationalize corporate espionage and murder 🤦

Johl

math is so red nick is wrong for this one

scrambled ripper

hell yea north carolina represent!

reece

Alex's vibes are off the charts, dude sounds like chill Nate Bargatze

Trevor Keys

Bro look like Walt jr

Mrweedro

Alex is great, kinda sounds like a high Ludwig

Duccks__

Alex is funny af, great guest ^^

Remi Rottie

Alex is really funny, he fits right into the pod vibe

phdsnek

Alex is actually a gift. We should have more alex swaps like Josh does. Would love him as a guest on the advice show.

Blaisen

“woke up dead” would be such a great metal song name, maybe something like 80s thrash

Emilio Ontiveros

I’ve been wishing for an Alex ep. Dudes rock

Ben Frawley


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