Ep. 120 Premium - the shitting yourself debate [VIDEO]
Added 2023-11-02 18:00:06 +0000 UTC- 00:00:00 - 'not genetically engineered'
- 00:02:10 - cup of crazy
- 00:03:30 - apologising to hugo
- 00:04:48 - the big short made slime's dad yell at him
- 00:06:53 - 'based on a true story'
- 00:08:23 - who in the yard has the best life for a story
- 00:09:35 - aiden reached immortal
- 00:12:55 - ludwig looking big
- 00:13:42 - our eye colours
- 00:14:53 - slime trolling squeex
- 00:15:32 - slime could sleep stanz
- 00:17:50 - the merchant of death
- 00:20:50 - ludwig doesn't lock the door when he's in the toilet
- 00:22:31 - a problematic skeleton joins the pod...
- 00:25:27 - nicks peak
- 00:27:11 - ludwigs climax
- 00:28:36 - the yard learns the anatomy of the human body
- 00:30:33 - reviewing your costumes
- 00:31:56 - nick saw therapy geckos live show
- 00:32:34 - a guy with weapons walks up to nick
- 00:34:03 - QT went to Jennette McCurdy's show
- 00:35:37 - therapy gecko had some wild guests
- 00:36:45 - back to reviewing your costumes
- 00:52:01 - the shitting yourself debate
Comments
slime and ludwig clearly right intention doesn’t matter, shitting “YOURSELF” means you shit yourself AKA a part of yourself (your pants/underwear/shirt) The floor, ground, pavement isn’t “YOURSELF”
Amirite
2024-12-10 20:53:11 +0000 UTCTHE “GNOME” & FROG GUY COSTUME ARE FROM OVER THE GARDEN WALL
Andrew Poor
2024-11-21 02:05:46 +0000 UTCThe one that asked slime to know it was over the garden wall
Ashton Hellwig
2024-11-17 05:36:41 +0000 UTClud and slime are wrong sorry not sorry
sand
2024-08-24 17:51:39 +0000 UTCthe metatarsals of the foot are really weird and even taking anatomy its hard to imagine these long ass bones for toes
David Rieke
2024-07-05 20:19:03 +0000 UTCI hated the shitting yourself argument because they ignored intention. They said their is no difference between manslaughter and murder. At some point the ground because a part of your zone of "things I don't want shit on" if you need to shit bad enough, you just did the pros and cons and decided the ground was lower on the list of things you don't want to shit on then your pants.
mitchell cappadonna
2024-06-25 12:42:32 +0000 UTCit was kinda crazy how truman capote had an alleged affair w perry in prison and how biased the book is painting dick as the real bad guy
Erin
2024-06-04 12:29:22 +0000 UTCi love watching videos
Matthew Mutnick
2024-05-22 22:20:15 +0000 UTCNo! That is NOT Solid Snake!
Pondlife
2024-05-13 19:55:31 +0000 UTCYou shit yourself if you are wearing any kind of garment in between your ass and the outside world. If the shit has free passage to the outside world, you have not shit yourself no matter where the shit ends up.
CeraVe
2024-02-24 15:17:33 +0000 UTCboth sides are wrong
patrick
2024-02-17 13:42:26 +0000 UTCpained me to see Over the Garden Wall go unknown
Charlotte Berry
2024-01-27 21:35:37 +0000 UTCSlime and dubbin might be the most annoying debaters they are flat out wrong
TomBradySon
2024-01-20 03:39:08 +0000 UTCThe shitting yourself debate will always be the funniest thing I’ve listened to. The scenarios they thought up for it are just gold
asher williams
2023-12-31 10:58:35 +0000 UTCNick don’t got eyes actually
Jaime Lopez
2023-12-14 06:37:10 +0000 UTCI'm late but slime mentioning the statue from ben drowned (elegy of whatever the fuck) is a great costume idea and ya'll gotta pocket that if a friend dresses up as link
Momonocle
2023-12-01 09:08:23 +0000 UTC45:02 is totally OLD GREGG lmao ave you ever drank baileys from a shoe?
crXssfire
2023-11-16 21:08:53 +0000 UTCshitting yourself is all about the intent: if you shit on the floor because you cant keep it in, you shat yourself. if you shit on the floor as a bit, you didn't shit yourself.
Felix Reimers
2023-11-10 15:33:39 +0000 UTCThe last conversation is essentially the debate between determinism and free will. Modern philosophers.
Rob Carlstrom
2023-11-09 04:01:03 +0000 UTCLpp pool kkp l Y Y
Derrick Rodriguez
2023-11-08 14:42:37 +0000 UTCo P Koopooooop O Oo K P Ll o i P l
Derrick Rodriguez
2023-11-08 14:32:33 +0000 UTCAoo o
Derrick Rodriguez
2023-11-08 14:18:43 +0000 UTCLiiiioio oil lo ool l lo Oalm O i oo o o
Derrick Rodriguez
2023-11-08 14:15:47 +0000 UTCP Pooi O L Oool lo
Derrick Rodriguez
2023-11-08 14:06:12 +0000 UTCi agree with slime on the Jeff Dunham and slop parts but I'll never understand why MrBeast is not slop, hes like the lowest common denominator of slop, i hate it
Maybe
2023-11-08 01:38:01 +0000 UTCthis isn’t even difficult shitting yourself implies that shitting was not a voluntary action
Chomp
2023-11-08 01:07:53 +0000 UTCYou absolutely can shit yourself without shitting your pants
Cm0n
2023-11-07 18:51:26 +0000 UTCThe illusion of choice is shitting in your pants or shitting on the floor
Anura
2023-11-07 13:47:58 +0000 UTCLudwig lookin like Zach Bagans in this
Finn
2023-11-07 09:12:26 +0000 UTCShitting yourself is when you don’t make it to where you wanted to go. If you’re in the Walmart trying to get to the bathroom on time, realize you can’t, so you run a big stinky in the baby formula aisle, you shit yourself. If you’re on a trail in the woods, and decide that shitting in the woods is acceptable, I wouldn’t consider it shitting yourself. If wherever you shit is an acceptable alternative to a toilet, it’s not shitting yourself.
Gabriel Kaeding
2023-11-07 05:30:14 +0000 UTCI would pay so much money to listen to them argue about the philosophy of shitting yourself for a whole episode.
Brandon
2023-11-07 05:10:10 +0000 UTCImagine asking someone "what was the last time you shit yourself" and they begin " well I shit the bed a week ago but I haven't shit myself in years" IS this an acceptable statement to make? Obviously fuckin not
Daniel
2023-11-07 03:09:47 +0000 UTCI officially have agreed with everyone on the yard except for Ludwig. Which I think is hilarious. Most debates are nonsensical. And so for me to be against Ludwig 100% of the time is actually insane. But he has never had an argument that I agree with💀
Daniel
2023-11-07 03:05:32 +0000 UTC14:04 Nick sings A Favor House Atlantic 😮
Johnny
2023-11-07 01:49:35 +0000 UTCFun fact, did you know in most language there is no such thing as one "shitting themselves"? Most languages are very specific about the place where the shit has settled after shitting (ie. shitting in your pants, shitting in the pool, shitting in the bed)
Ruben
2023-11-06 16:36:07 +0000 UTCHonestly, 100% on slime and lud's the law of thermo shitting yourself are well known
Dragau4
2023-11-06 16:13:24 +0000 UTCSlime and Ludwig have lived far too long to not know what shitting yourself means
Sloth Gahd
2023-11-06 08:38:07 +0000 UTCas someone who shit themselves while watching the normal ep, i say with all my expertise that Ludwig is so right here, its all based on whether its intentional
poncie17
2023-11-06 07:25:13 +0000 UTCNeeding to shit, and deciding to shit somewhere = taking a shit. Needing to shit, and not deciding to shit somewhere fast enough, therefore just shitting = shitting yourself.
TransponderSnail
2023-11-06 06:49:54 +0000 UTCSlime "Half the population is hoes" Rogers
Lackaflacka
2023-11-06 04:50:37 +0000 UTCI kinda feel like they mentioned it once aswell
Sil Verkade
2023-11-05 23:45:34 +0000 UTCI’m not even sure what side anyone is on at any moment. It’s all fluid diarrhea
Aaron Reyes
2023-11-05 05:36:47 +0000 UTCThe Yard Reinvents Lexicosemantics: Shitting Yourself Edition. these are just two different kinds of shitting yourself. shit self (unintentional), shit self (nasty clothes), not mutually exclusive. when you shit yourself you also shit yourself, but shitting yourself doesn't always guarantee shitting yourself.
Stevie
2023-11-05 04:09:58 +0000 UTC> it is assumed you can't make it to the toilet and, regardless of outcome you have not made it to the toilet, there is poop on your ass because you have nothing to wipe therefore there is shit on you and you have shit yourself. Just like Slime and Lud said, _if_ you got shit on yourself (minding the zone -- first law of thermodynamics), then you shit yourself. But you're making an unnecessary assumption that you did get shit on yourself. You could shit on a Walmart floor without getting shit on yourself, in which case you would _not_ have shit yourself. You have just shit on the floor.
Jadenity
2023-11-05 03:18:22 +0000 UTCIt's not shitting yourself if you pop a squat.
Jay
2023-11-05 02:47:39 +0000 UTCNick catching a balled sandwich flying at his face is fucking legendary.
Blayke
2023-11-05 01:58:03 +0000 UTCAimen seems like the type of person to say that renegades of funk is his favorite rage record.
Hayden
2023-11-05 00:06:12 +0000 UTCNo this is thought provoking and interesting. And they aren’t right, you’ve shit on the floor if you didn’t make it to the bathroom, unless you didn’t pull your pants down. Then you’ve shit yourself
Hayden
2023-11-05 00:05:19 +0000 UTCGreenDay rules
Thomas T
2023-11-04 23:56:43 +0000 UTCif you have to wipe your asshole after shitting, then wouldnt people technically be shitting themselves for 90% of shits since their body gets dirty? (using slime and lud's definition of shitting oneself).
Omar G
2023-11-04 22:48:33 +0000 UTCnot that I've ever cared about the yard debates but this is the most i've ever not cared. it's the most tedious and semantic argument ever. That being said, nick and aiden are right
Cross Road
2023-11-04 22:12:43 +0000 UTCDid Nick really just not remember Cookie Monster's name? hahaha
Anthony Snider
2023-11-04 22:11:32 +0000 UTCI agree with Lud and Slime on the "shitting yourself" debate, 100%
nolain
2023-11-04 19:57:12 +0000 UTC10 min debate about shitting yourself and i slopped it up like a good little bear.
Broccoli
2023-11-04 08:54:50 +0000 UTCslime and lud are right. shitting yourself is based on if you need to clean shit off yourself after. if you only need to clean the floor or whatever, you shit on the floor not on yourself. the shit needs to land on yourself for that.
PaleWaffle
2023-11-04 03:27:32 +0000 UTCyall not knowing Over The Garden Wall was WACK
Jacob Nott
2023-11-04 01:56:19 +0000 UTCSnake I believe does wear a navy blue headband though no? Its darker than the guys headband but its close.
ABotNamedScoobyDoo
2023-11-04 01:55:53 +0000 UTCgz gamer almost to outland
Smoke
2023-11-04 01:31:19 +0000 UTCwrong
flightmonkey
2023-11-04 01:19:05 +0000 UTCI attempted Aiden's experiment to help in this debate, but instead of the employee asking why I shit myself/on the floor, I was arrested and given charges of public indecency. Aimen lied people died
crazyrandumb
2023-11-03 23:34:35 +0000 UTCNick being effortlessly cool was never funny because it was always true. I also peaked in high school but I’ve never done THAT
Joshua Flores
2023-11-03 23:15:12 +0000 UTCthe otgw one is wonderful !! one of my all time favorite shows
spella!
2023-11-03 23:06:18 +0000 UTCWith you guys doing table top stuff with DnD, have you considered playing Magic the Gathering? Not for stream, but just in general
Kaden Dean
2023-11-03 22:53:03 +0000 UTCDisappointed that not one of them knew Over the Garden Wall. I feel like at least Aiden and Ludwig would like it.
Chase Szafnicki
2023-11-03 22:13:32 +0000 UTCIf you pull your pants down and squat you are no longer shitting yourself you are now shitting on something This made me madder than it should have
Abigail Conway
2023-11-03 21:46:51 +0000 UTCThere’s no fucking way if I shit on the pavement on the side of the freeway that a guy passes by and says wow that guys shitting himself. I never comment on these this is absurd💀💀💀💀
Slip
2023-11-03 21:38:15 +0000 UTCBro how these guys dont know Ben Drowned
Backpack Resident
2023-11-03 20:27:45 +0000 UTCnah I’m with aiden and nick on this one. “shitting oneself is, in its implication and definition, an act of unintentionality” - Plato, it’s unarguable. No one would want to shit themselves, it’s a last resort, so there’s no argument
trenton aka mini
2023-11-03 19:12:47 +0000 UTC100% with slime and lud
Alex Lee
2023-11-03 19:10:24 +0000 UTCAsking the former film student, Nick, if he knew what 0.5 is actually kinda crazy
Drakir
2023-11-03 18:52:41 +0000 UTCBro my dad just went to Jeff’s show in Minnesota last month, he bought me ackmans hot sauce as a gift
Austin Maile
2023-11-03 15:58:58 +0000 UTCDonB Kong
Andrew Hawthorne
2023-11-03 15:27:38 +0000 UTCIt's both choosing to shit on the floor and shitting yourself. The argument was that its a choice, which is true, but it is also a choice that can be seen as leading you to shit yourself on the walmart floor. Its dealers choice, the one who pooped gets to decide which it is.
Jordan Mark
2023-11-03 15:13:20 +0000 UTCI am 19 and I just learned what a .5 is.
Jack
2023-11-03 13:27:11 +0000 UTCIn Cold Blood is such a fantastic novel, glad Slime mentioned it
StumpyMcGumpy
2023-11-03 13:21:10 +0000 UTCmost educated prem ep discussion
Gabriel Valera
2023-11-03 13:02:02 +0000 UTCNick was bringing the comedy this episode. I am absolutely shitting myself with the skeleton bit.
Knull
2023-11-03 12:28:21 +0000 UTCthe confirmation/welcome email you got from pateron after you signed up has the discord link in it :)
Peri
2023-11-03 11:23:51 +0000 UTCIncorrect* and ratio jnfortunately
jacob beaudway
2023-11-03 09:55:19 +0000 UTCLud and slime are just so correct about the shitting yourself it’s insane
Maxwell Reichart
2023-11-03 08:49:58 +0000 UTCTHERE IS NO WAY PEOPLE IN HERE ARE UNIRONICALLY AGREEING WITH SLIME AND LUD. In the process of shiting yourself it is assumed you can't make it to the toilet and, regardless of outcome you have not made it to the toilet, there is poop on your ass because you have nothing to wipe therefore there is shit on you and you have shit yourself. If you shit inside of your pants, you have shit yourself by hitting that criteria AND there is now shit on your pants so the definition is both "I shit my pants/I shit myself". The ability to wipe or clean is the caveat that matters here and determines if you've shit yourself or made a conscious decision to shit outside of the normal parameters.
PeaceEIY
2023-11-03 08:10:40 +0000 UTCI’m super autistic (not making a joke) and as part of my weekly routine I always save the patreon eps for Sunday around dinner time. Something tells me “The Shitting Yourself Debate” is not gonna go well with my meal 💀
ENT
2023-11-03 07:17:24 +0000 UTCman im dying at nick with the skeleton LMAO
alyssa
2023-11-03 07:06:14 +0000 UTCI did not expect Nick to sing favor house atlantic- I feel like I never here anyone even reference it
RadicalCapitol
2023-11-03 06:13:59 +0000 UTCAs a shitting yourself expert (Runescape Player) I will say that you need to shit so bad that you can’t even take your pants off, like shitting while doing a normal activity
ConQueso
2023-11-03 06:11:48 +0000 UTCI just had an insane vision of slime wearing aidens skin with a shirt on his head and just getting unbelievably tilted in immortal lobbies
Sous Vide
2023-11-03 05:50:00 +0000 UTCI think shitting yourself depends on if you intended to shit in that moment, although you can also intentionally shit yourself
Chance May
2023-11-03 05:43:16 +0000 UTC41:50 fuck JK
Daph
2023-11-03 04:46:36 +0000 UTCOver the garden wall very important art thumbs up
Kelly Garnand
2023-11-03 04:44:09 +0000 UTCLudwigs right shitting outside isnt shitting yourself
Jose
2023-11-03 03:52:06 +0000 UTCWhoever did the Over the Garden Wall Costume won in my heart🤠👍
HawaiinHercules
2023-11-03 03:22:58 +0000 UTCJeff Dunham still crushes, saw a show of his like a year or two ago in Colorado, place was sold out
Cole Landis
2023-11-03 03:03:03 +0000 UTCwho tf would pull down their pants and shit on the floor
g d
2023-11-03 02:49:40 +0000 UTCaiden im sorry youre dumb as bricks your definition of shitting yourself is completely wack
never
2023-11-03 02:46:19 +0000 UTCHey just became a member where do you find the link for the discord
bug
2023-11-03 02:15:20 +0000 UTCHot take… choosing to shit somewhere isn’t shitting yourself 😬
Courtney Franks
2023-11-03 02:15:06 +0000 UTCOK Bing fair to slime. Has Aiden ever played a metal gear solid game?
Steven
2023-11-03 02:02:40 +0000 UTCI'm not necessarily surprised they didn't know what over the garden wall was but slime not knowing a Rocky Horror character is actually kinda weird. I feel like he'd know that. Or Aiden cause gay.
Johl
2023-11-03 01:30:06 +0000 UTCif you take your pants off in the middle of a walmart to shit on the floor you are making a drastic choice to not shit yourself, you're still in the wrong here obv, its a worse more greedy choice then shitting yourself, but its fundamentally not shitting yourself
Dr4k
2023-11-03 00:45:52 +0000 UTClud and slime have never been so wrong about anything ever as they are about shitting yourself. and that includes slime calling people pedophiles and ludwig saying if you eat meat you have to be chill with animal fucking.
Pinz
2023-11-03 00:39:08 +0000 UTCSlime talking about the book I just did my final literature exam on was kinda trippy ngl
Morgana
2023-11-03 00:10:12 +0000 UTCThe Balrog/Vega/M. Bison name difference still exists in Japan, fans have just collectively opted to refer to them as Boxer/Claw/Dictator in discussion to avoid confusion
Fronk
2023-11-03 00:03:32 +0000 UTCThe shitting debate being the most pervasive topic is my favorite yard bit ever
Declan Cherico
2023-11-02 23:57:08 +0000 UTCNick and Aiden making the argument that shitting yourself isn't the same as shitting your pants is worse than saying Dr. Mario isn't a doctor
Big T
2023-11-02 23:55:03 +0000 UTCthe yard really is a flat circle that's insane
Perryblinkle
2023-11-02 22:56:20 +0000 UTCToday on the main ep when Zipper googled sharks, the page he clicked on is one I wrote and published (I work for the International Fund for Animal Welfare)…it was so surreal and weird to see in that context
Sarah McLaughlin
2023-11-02 22:47:56 +0000 UTCI will say Slime might like "Over the Garden Wall"
Rin
2023-11-02 22:42:24 +0000 UTCThe Shitting debate has to be the funniest Yard Bit I've ever seen
FlawKill
2023-11-02 22:04:51 +0000 UTCnick was the most correct in the shit debate imo
kylie
2023-11-02 21:49:46 +0000 UTCso sad they’re never coming back. at least they ended it with a skeleton hitler bit like they always wanted
krywhal
2023-11-02 21:33:38 +0000 UTCAs someone who has shit their pants in a Walmart this conversation is delightful.
Tag
2023-11-02 21:23:04 +0000 UTCThe two guys are from the show “Over the Garden Wall”
Sunny D
2023-11-02 20:12:12 +0000 UTCSlime has to know over the garden wall
Adam Ceklarz
2023-11-02 19:26:02 +0000 UTCcan't believe none of them seen over the garden wall... :(
Ryan LoPresti
2023-11-02 19:19:27 +0000 UTCIf the shit stays in contact with your ass you shit yourself, if it’s not you shit on something
DLBigMoney
2023-11-02 19:13:59 +0000 UTCMy ears perked up like a dog when nick started singing coheed lmao
John Benoit
2023-11-02 18:30:28 +0000 UTCgood morning andres
Thomas
2023-11-02 18:20:23 +0000 UTCgood morning yarn
Andres
2023-11-02 18:11:50 +0000 UTC