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Ep. 120 Premium - the shitting yourself debate [VIDEO]


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slime and ludwig clearly right intention doesn’t matter, shitting “YOURSELF” means you shit yourself AKA a part of yourself (your pants/underwear/shirt) The floor, ground, pavement isn’t “YOURSELF”

Amirite

THE “GNOME” & FROG GUY COSTUME ARE FROM OVER THE GARDEN WALL

Andrew Poor

The one that asked slime to know it was over the garden wall

Ashton Hellwig

lud and slime are wrong sorry not sorry

sand

the metatarsals of the foot are really weird and even taking anatomy its hard to imagine these long ass bones for toes

David Rieke

I hated the shitting yourself argument because they ignored intention. They said their is no difference between manslaughter and murder. At some point the ground because a part of your zone of "things I don't want shit on" if you need to shit bad enough, you just did the pros and cons and decided the ground was lower on the list of things you don't want to shit on then your pants.

mitchell cappadonna

it was kinda crazy how truman capote had an alleged affair w perry in prison and how biased the book is painting dick as the real bad guy

Erin

i love watching videos

Matthew Mutnick

No! That is NOT Solid Snake!

Pondlife

You shit yourself if you are wearing any kind of garment in between your ass and the outside world. If the shit has free passage to the outside world, you have not shit yourself no matter where the shit ends up.

CeraVe

both sides are wrong

patrick

pained me to see Over the Garden Wall go unknown

Charlotte Berry

Slime and dubbin might be the most annoying debaters they are flat out wrong

TomBradySon

The shitting yourself debate will always be the funniest thing I’ve listened to. The scenarios they thought up for it are just gold

asher williams

Nick don’t got eyes actually

Jaime Lopez

I'm late but slime mentioning the statue from ben drowned (elegy of whatever the fuck) is a great costume idea and ya'll gotta pocket that if a friend dresses up as link

Momonocle

45:02 is totally OLD GREGG lmao ave you ever drank baileys from a shoe?

crXssfire

shitting yourself is all about the intent: if you shit on the floor because you cant keep it in, you shat yourself. if you shit on the floor as a bit, you didn't shit yourself.

Felix Reimers

The last conversation is essentially the debate between determinism and free will. Modern philosophers.

Rob Carlstrom

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Derrick Rodriguez

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Derrick Rodriguez

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Derrick Rodriguez

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Derrick Rodriguez

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Derrick Rodriguez

i agree with slime on the Jeff Dunham and slop parts but I'll never understand why MrBeast is not slop, hes like the lowest common denominator of slop, i hate it

Maybe

this isn’t even difficult shitting yourself implies that shitting was not a voluntary action

Chomp

You absolutely can shit yourself without shitting your pants

Cm0n

The illusion of choice is shitting in your pants or shitting on the floor

Anura

Ludwig lookin like Zach Bagans in this

Finn

Shitting yourself is when you don’t make it to where you wanted to go. If you’re in the Walmart trying to get to the bathroom on time, realize you can’t, so you run a big stinky in the baby formula aisle, you shit yourself. If you’re on a trail in the woods, and decide that shitting in the woods is acceptable, I wouldn’t consider it shitting yourself. If wherever you shit is an acceptable alternative to a toilet, it’s not shitting yourself.

Gabriel Kaeding

I would pay so much money to listen to them argue about the philosophy of shitting yourself for a whole episode.

Brandon

Imagine asking someone "what was the last time you shit yourself" and they begin " well I shit the bed a week ago but I haven't shit myself in years" IS this an acceptable statement to make? Obviously fuckin not

Daniel

I officially have agreed with everyone on the yard except for Ludwig. Which I think is hilarious. Most debates are nonsensical. And so for me to be against Ludwig 100% of the time is actually insane. But he has never had an argument that I agree with💀

Daniel

14:04 Nick sings A Favor House Atlantic 😮

Johnny

Fun fact, did you know in most language there is no such thing as one "shitting themselves"? Most languages are very specific about the place where the shit has settled after shitting (ie. shitting in your pants, shitting in the pool, shitting in the bed)

Ruben

Honestly, 100% on slime and lud's the law of thermo shitting yourself are well known

Dragau4

Slime and Ludwig have lived far too long to not know what shitting yourself means

Sloth Gahd

as someone who shit themselves while watching the normal ep, i say with all my expertise that Ludwig is so right here, its all based on whether its intentional

poncie17

Needing to shit, and deciding to shit somewhere = taking a shit. Needing to shit, and not deciding to shit somewhere fast enough, therefore just shitting = shitting yourself.

TransponderSnail

Slime "Half the population is hoes" Rogers

Lackaflacka

I kinda feel like they mentioned it once aswell

Sil Verkade

I’m not even sure what side anyone is on at any moment. It’s all fluid diarrhea

Aaron Reyes

The Yard Reinvents Lexicosemantics: Shitting Yourself Edition. these are just two different kinds of shitting yourself. shit self (unintentional), shit self (nasty clothes), not mutually exclusive. when you shit yourself you also shit yourself, but shitting yourself doesn't always guarantee shitting yourself.

Stevie

> it is assumed you can't make it to the toilet and, regardless of outcome you have not made it to the toilet, there is poop on your ass because you have nothing to wipe therefore there is shit on you and you have shit yourself. Just like Slime and Lud said, _if_ you got shit on yourself (minding the zone -- first law of thermodynamics), then you shit yourself. But you're making an unnecessary assumption that you did get shit on yourself. You could shit on a Walmart floor without getting shit on yourself, in which case you would _not_ have shit yourself. You have just shit on the floor.

Jadenity

It's not shitting yourself if you pop a squat.

Jay

Nick catching a balled sandwich flying at his face is fucking legendary.

Blayke

Aimen seems like the type of person to say that renegades of funk is his favorite rage record.

Hayden

No this is thought provoking and interesting. And they aren’t right, you’ve shit on the floor if you didn’t make it to the bathroom, unless you didn’t pull your pants down. Then you’ve shit yourself

Hayden

GreenDay rules

Thomas T

if you have to wipe your asshole after shitting, then wouldnt people technically be shitting themselves for 90% of shits since their body gets dirty? (using slime and lud's definition of shitting oneself).

Omar G

not that I've ever cared about the yard debates but this is the most i've ever not cared. it's the most tedious and semantic argument ever. That being said, nick and aiden are right

Cross Road

Did Nick really just not remember Cookie Monster's name? hahaha

Anthony Snider

I agree with Lud and Slime on the "shitting yourself" debate, 100%

nolain

10 min debate about shitting yourself and i slopped it up like a good little bear.

Broccoli

slime and lud are right. shitting yourself is based on if you need to clean shit off yourself after. if you only need to clean the floor or whatever, you shit on the floor not on yourself. the shit needs to land on yourself for that.

PaleWaffle

yall not knowing Over The Garden Wall was WACK

Jacob Nott

Snake I believe does wear a navy blue headband though no? Its darker than the guys headband but its close.

ABotNamedScoobyDoo

gz gamer almost to outland

Smoke

wrong

flightmonkey

I attempted Aiden's experiment to help in this debate, but instead of the employee asking why I shit myself/on the floor, I was arrested and given charges of public indecency. Aimen lied people died

crazyrandumb

Nick being effortlessly cool was never funny because it was always true. I also peaked in high school but I’ve never done THAT

Joshua Flores

the otgw one is wonderful !! one of my all time favorite shows

spella!

With you guys doing table top stuff with DnD, have you considered playing Magic the Gathering? Not for stream, but just in general

Kaden Dean

Disappointed that not one of them knew Over the Garden Wall. I feel like at least Aiden and Ludwig would like it.

Chase Szafnicki

If you pull your pants down and squat you are no longer shitting yourself you are now shitting on something This made me madder than it should have

Abigail Conway

There’s no fucking way if I shit on the pavement on the side of the freeway that a guy passes by and says wow that guys shitting himself. I never comment on these this is absurd💀💀💀💀

Slip

Bro how these guys dont know Ben Drowned

Backpack Resident

nah I’m with aiden and nick on this one. “shitting oneself is, in its implication and definition, an act of unintentionality” - Plato, it’s unarguable. No one would want to shit themselves, it’s a last resort, so there’s no argument

trenton aka mini

100% with slime and lud

Alex Lee

Asking the former film student, Nick, if he knew what 0.5 is actually kinda crazy

Drakir

Bro my dad just went to Jeff’s show in Minnesota last month, he bought me ackmans hot sauce as a gift

Austin Maile

DonB Kong

Andrew Hawthorne

It's both choosing to shit on the floor and shitting yourself. The argument was that its a choice, which is true, but it is also a choice that can be seen as leading you to shit yourself on the walmart floor. Its dealers choice, the one who pooped gets to decide which it is.

Jordan Mark

I am 19 and I just learned what a .5 is.

Jack

In Cold Blood is such a fantastic novel, glad Slime mentioned it

StumpyMcGumpy

most educated prem ep discussion

Gabriel Valera

Nick was bringing the comedy this episode. I am absolutely shitting myself with the skeleton bit.

Knull

the confirmation/welcome email you got from pateron after you signed up has the discord link in it :)

Peri

Incorrect* and ratio jnfortunately

jacob beaudway

Lud and slime are just so correct about the shitting yourself it’s insane

Maxwell Reichart

THERE IS NO WAY PEOPLE IN HERE ARE UNIRONICALLY AGREEING WITH SLIME AND LUD. In the process of shiting yourself it is assumed you can't make it to the toilet and, regardless of outcome you have not made it to the toilet, there is poop on your ass because you have nothing to wipe therefore there is shit on you and you have shit yourself. If you shit inside of your pants, you have shit yourself by hitting that criteria AND there is now shit on your pants so the definition is both "I shit my pants/I shit myself". The ability to wipe or clean is the caveat that matters here and determines if you've shit yourself or made a conscious decision to shit outside of the normal parameters.

PeaceEIY

I’m super autistic (not making a joke) and as part of my weekly routine I always save the patreon eps for Sunday around dinner time. Something tells me “The Shitting Yourself Debate” is not gonna go well with my meal 💀

ENT

man im dying at nick with the skeleton LMAO

alyssa

I did not expect Nick to sing favor house atlantic- I feel like I never here anyone even reference it

RadicalCapitol

As a shitting yourself expert (Runescape Player) I will say that you need to shit so bad that you can’t even take your pants off, like shitting while doing a normal activity

ConQueso

I just had an insane vision of slime wearing aidens skin with a shirt on his head and just getting unbelievably tilted in immortal lobbies

Sous Vide

I think shitting yourself depends on if you intended to shit in that moment, although you can also intentionally shit yourself

Chance May

41:50 fuck JK

Daph

Over the garden wall very important art thumbs up

Kelly Garnand

Ludwigs right shitting outside isnt shitting yourself

Jose

Whoever did the Over the Garden Wall Costume won in my heart🤠👍

HawaiinHercules

Jeff Dunham still crushes, saw a show of his like a year or two ago in Colorado, place was sold out

Cole Landis

who tf would pull down their pants and shit on the floor

g d

aiden im sorry youre dumb as bricks your definition of shitting yourself is completely wack

never

Hey just became a member where do you find the link for the discord

bug

Hot take… choosing to shit somewhere isn’t shitting yourself 😬

Courtney Franks

OK Bing fair to slime. Has Aiden ever played a metal gear solid game?

Steven

I'm not necessarily surprised they didn't know what over the garden wall was but slime not knowing a Rocky Horror character is actually kinda weird. I feel like he'd know that. Or Aiden cause gay.

Johl

if you take your pants off in the middle of a walmart to shit on the floor you are making a drastic choice to not shit yourself, you're still in the wrong here obv, its a worse more greedy choice then shitting yourself, but its fundamentally not shitting yourself

Dr4k

lud and slime have never been so wrong about anything ever as they are about shitting yourself. and that includes slime calling people pedophiles and ludwig saying if you eat meat you have to be chill with animal fucking.

Pinz

Slime talking about the book I just did my final literature exam on was kinda trippy ngl

Morgana

The Balrog/Vega/M. Bison name difference still exists in Japan, fans have just collectively opted to refer to them as Boxer/Claw/Dictator in discussion to avoid confusion

Fronk

The shitting debate being the most pervasive topic is my favorite yard bit ever

Declan Cherico

Nick and Aiden making the argument that shitting yourself isn't the same as shitting your pants is worse than saying Dr. Mario isn't a doctor

Big T

the yard really is a flat circle that's insane

Perryblinkle

Today on the main ep when Zipper googled sharks, the page he clicked on is one I wrote and published (I work for the International Fund for Animal Welfare)…it was so surreal and weird to see in that context

Sarah McLaughlin

I will say Slime might like "Over the Garden Wall"

Rin

The Shitting debate has to be the funniest Yard Bit I've ever seen

FlawKill

nick was the most correct in the shit debate imo

kylie

so sad they’re never coming back. at least they ended it with a skeleton hitler bit like they always wanted

krywhal

As someone who has shit their pants in a Walmart this conversation is delightful.

Tag

The two guys are from the show “Over the Garden Wall”

Sunny D

Slime has to know over the garden wall

Adam Ceklarz

can't believe none of them seen over the garden wall... :(

Ryan LoPresti

If the shit stays in contact with your ass you shit yourself, if it’s not you shit on something

DLBigMoney

My ears perked up like a dog when nick started singing coheed lmao

John Benoit

good morning andres

Thomas

good morning yarn

Andres


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