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Ep. 119 Premium - the trailcams fandom [VIDEO]

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The joke that they made about match fixing is literally just what Ibuypower did lol

Thomas Bard

also, ludwig said 79 in french instead of 76

Ella

its not pronounced "dix", its actually pronounced "deez" (referencing counting in french) /srs

Ella

not to um actually but just so nick knows, giraffes can kill with their kicks

sand

rewatchin some primos and its just wild the reaction to "nazi swifties" shes literally blonde and blue eyed. Of course the nazis swarm lmao.

Woodus

i stepped away from my laptop to put a bowl in the sink when slime came back and i got so confused, i thought patreon had started playing a totally different episode somehow

patrick

it’s funny that i personally know multiple redheads that all have the names that nick listed off

Isaac Nishimura

I'm also 27 and Aiden's question about signs of aging was too real

Jim Bean

Congrats! :>

Spades

the stick is the mag and the box is the gun

Tyler

bro Aiden’s got a tight end

Bryan Bibb

Clueless white guy convinces china to forfeit their nuclear arsenal in perfect chinese, shocks entire CCP

Aria(theLORDdeath)

i work with kids & can confirm taylor’s still super popular with 7-10 year olds

Molly

As a 20-year-old girl who goes to college, we defo love Taylor

Elise-Marie

My uncle is mid rich guy who recently got his pilots license

Slightly9

The Yard podcast is my favorite death cult

Spicy

Gen z fucks with Taylor I can confirm

Nom Nom

Can confirm 27 is when the knee pain begins

Jozef

slime calling ted "ted nevinsky" and no one saying anything about it is CRAZY

josh

the stick is a gun cause lick means to steal

Nathan Bartko

i think all girls younger than 30 are susceptible to taylor swift. since yall didn't know if it was gen z or millennials, its def both

Yv

The zoomer girls LOVE tswift but even more intensely because they grew up on that good slop. She's the second coming of Jesus and her fans pilgrimage to her concerts (Source: all of my friends)

Olivia Zhou

please give us an aimen reaction to police dogs biting dudes like a cane corso

Bradley Bishop

I know a guy who fought off a baby mountain lion with just his hands in colorado

Buggy

I know I'm Pedantic but i have autism so fuck you, there has never been a female navy seal.

Tyler

Just so everybody knows, when Ludwig said "do you know how to say 76 in French?" he ended up saying 79. The man does not speak French.

Delta J. Bearlines

as slime brought up the trailcams bit a nice german guy asked me where something was at work 😭

Violet

I’m with Nick, 2 weeks ago I was talking to my coworker about how I could sleep a giraffe

Will Pitcher

I work at a school and I can confirm the zoomers love t-swift

Shebbles

As one of god's chosen few castrated Yard listeners (i.e. a trans girl who recently has had a bilateral radical orchiectomy), it still works. Well.

Jolene

Nick saying that he could take a giraffe is funny because they sleep lions if they have to.

Quaintchair

my mom was gonna name me either Sam or Nick, went with Sam. That's wild that Nick could have been Sam, the coincidence

Samuel Hills

i had this same realization with the box yesterday

scrambled ripper

i think aimen has the best tight end

David

🥇

luna1337

Whoa, as a Nicholas who has been called Nico my whole life, cool

Nick Cintron

Labia majoras mask

Logan Fleming

I am now in a downward spiral worrying about the ceaseless passing of time while sitting at my desk working my 9-5

John Kastran

I work at a cinemas and the main demographic I served were tween girls. Though, overall there was a massive range like 8-60+

Charlotte

One of my alternate timeline names was Mario Dudley so I literally can’t ever complain about my name

JD Williams

gurl aight it soixante-seize for 76

Nolan Grossi

Fuck Belgium and the other nonante countries lol I’m forever team quatre vingt dix neuf. Allez les bleus and all 🇫🇷

Cale Morgan

My answer is Galapagos tortoise and that sucks bc that’s also my favorite animal so I’m at a bit of a hypothetical moral impasse

Cale Morgan

giraffe gotta be the worst answer 1 kick shatters every bone in ur body

Lucas

I paused this podcast to beat off. Like a gentleman, little kindness goes a long way guys 🖤

Manny Rod

The french way of saying the 70s through 90s is a remnant of the Gaulish vigesimal number system which takes twenty as the base rather than the now common decimal system which takes ten as a base. This doesn’t exist in every francophone region, for example in french speaking Switzerland uses septante, huitante and nonante rather than soixante-dix, quatre-vingts and quatre-vingt-dix. I understand it was mostly the basis for jokes but I happen to be taking a class on the development of the French language so was able to pitch in

Aidan

nick falconetti will turn into italian stavros

mhd

the MBS thorin tweet was so good

Omar M

My name is Jake, and my brothers are Sam and Nick...

beardedwaifu

we are killing the bears planets ice

g d

The Nazi convo reminded me of a fun fact: a lot of eugenicists have historically been heavily involved in nature/endangered animal preservation. Our old president Teddy Roosevelt, for example, publicly subscribed to a lot of eugenic views, and was also big into preventing Buffalos from going extinct. It's absurdly ironic that they valued some life and not others, and these dudes were huge assholes about how they approached"protecting" nature. It was always at the expense of natives who they considered to be lesser humans.

Skiddly Winks

For eye bags using frozen aloe Vera helped lol

Zelica cepeda

It hurts me physically when they talk about sports

butler18

I feel like when/if qt posts the Halloween costumes swifties will come at her again

Munch

Can’t wait for “white guy denuclearizes in PERFECT Chinese”

Colton Quinn

taylor is falling off with a lot of gen z but somehow a faction of them will be ride or die forever

jeydon

Dude the time stamps are huge for this POS Patreon player. Constantly goes back in time when I minimize and maximize. Smh

Antonio quintero

So much relief when slime came on

Free Tibet

NICK LITERALLY LOOKS AND SOUNDS EXACTLY LIKE MY FRIEND JAKE LMAO

Mike Pusateri

My mom's sole piece of advice when she dropped me off at college was "don't join a cult"

Mike Tytheon

trans woman here: women become eunuchs more often than men these days

Emma

Bro I got diced up as an audio listener bc they talk about it being a 3 man pod and than slime comes out of no where

Andrew Miller

"put the chastity balls in the pussy" made me scream laugh while walking down the street

sor

This ep was so fucking good from beggining to end, my GOATs

npoma


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