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Ep. 118 Premium - oh you ate... [VIDEO]

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Wait slime, is the cyst on your left or right hand? This will determine my world view for the rest of my life.

Seth Williams

88 has been used as a numeric symbol/code of HH, or heil the mustache evil man. Some use 88 hand symbols and bang the set. But the number is tattooed often w swazis and featured in white pride images companied with the number 14

Woodus

why is 88 racist

han1m3tv

Make my skull into a fuck'n reliquary, and put me in the chapel of Vibers.

Herald King

I am currently in my freshman year of college and they still tell us that wikipedia is a very unreliable source

John Swag-God

I cant believe nick brought up the ying yang killer my nick stocks are skyrocketing

Ryan Breen

I wish I could empathize so much but I just will never understand that logic

Cm0n

That poor guy tried his hardest to try and learn from other fan’s mistakes to be the most normal you could ever be towards a human and he STILL got flamed 😭

Cm0n

Nick said "Guuci Cofin". That is a song by Josh A. that I used to listen to in highschool... it was sick.

Michael Patrick

You caught it!

Skiddly Winks

Y'all ain't believe me the way I be ganglying with my cyst

Skiddly Winks

For me, it's dental drilling, I have ptsd about sitting in dentist offices

Skiddly Winks

The relationship dynamic Slime described is legitimately a dream. It's basically just living with a really close friend that you also have sex with sometimes.

Skiddly Winks

Death can have me when it earns me, however needles terrify me to my core

richardthegreiner

Gangly

Sean Moloney

omg slime cyst twins

Yv

Also i like to imagine the Magnus Mitbo vid Nick watched was the one where he disguised himself as an old man and Nick didn't notice

Harper

This primo went hard

Harper

Actually don’t go for any of that cryosleep stuff. Every single time people have tried to freeze a mammal like that will just kill them before any preserving even happens. The blood will coagulate and the brain will shut off well before the neurons are actually preserved.

Connor

Distracting all of us, brother

BrandoBobando

Little fun fact about ganglion cysts, they used to be called bible bumps because people would "cure" them by just slamming whatever the thickest book in the house was, which was usually a bible

Darkle Spectrum

The psych reference made me have a jimmy neutron brain blast

Jbnicolo

I don't have a fear death itself but I have an extreme fear of dying in a painful way. My most common nightmare is just me brutally suffering and not being able to end the pain

Cooper

I wouldnt necessarily say im scared of death but I am annoyed at the thought that I wont be able to see my close friends/family reactions when they hear that i've passed. I love a good reaction

glow2k

My greatest fear is also death for the same reasons Aiden provided lol it’s the unknown. I have realized that people who are religious tend to not fear it, but I’m not exactly sure what’s after death and that scares me

Mary Russell

Ludwig wiggling his piggies around the whole time b distracting me

Cornelius

Mobile listener here i am of the opinion that Slime Bruno looks very handsome with beard than he does with raw chicken chin

Foolproof Mayonnaise

it’s called parallel play! super underrated form of quality time imo

beepboop

I think the boys are conflating a fear of death and a fear of what comes after death. Aiden is scared of the latter, but what *everyone* is scared of in a instinctual way is the process of dying, especially the discomfort/pain you're likely to feel during those moments. But a fear of what comes after is something that isn't nearly as common and one that I can relate very strongly with Aiden to.

Jay R

I had a cyst in my finger, and one day it just went away

Ben Z

I really loved this episode like I think it was the funniest yet. I never comment but that whole burial/Aiden's grieving family bit was too good to not give credit to like I laughed a lot. It also reaffirmed how fucking terrifying it would be to meet slime irl

Ryan Carr

im not afraid of death but i am afraid of other ppl around me dying. not religious either / dont believe in an afterlife but ya when i go, i go shmeep shmop

iggy

Slime social interaction opinion were (and still are) literally mine pre tisms diagnosis lmao I relate so much why tf would come up to me and introduce yourself? I don't know you and don't want to

Meghathron

Slime does what I want to do but am to much of a coward to really do

Casey Reed

the fact that slime doesn’t recognize that him saying “ok” to someone introducing themselves is the REASON that the person probably stood there for 10 minutes not saying anything is so insane to me. slamming the door on an interaction then thinking they are the weird ones is almost too much for me lmao

never

Can’t remember the last time slime talked about a social interaction on the pod and I agreed with him

Nicholas Giotis

I could link y’all up with the pole vaulter that got silver in the Tokyo Olympics . I think it would be super funny watching the yard try to pole vault

Sean McClellan

Slime is psychotic when it comes to basic social interactions lmao

butler18

Dude wtf I literally just developed a ganglion cyst over night its so annoying

ExThird

I think I agree with Aiden, fear of things is not routed in them ending your life. It's also about comfort, and we as a species have become less able to deal with changes to our expected comfort, and part of that comes out as fear of things that are pretty mundane. But also as a kid I ran between 2 trees that were very close to each other, and ran mouth first into an orbweaver web and it crawled out of my mouth, over my face and I was so terrified I couldn't even move. Actually petrified as a child. Now I dislike all spiders but orbweavers in particular (super safe, harmless little outdoor idiots) mortify me to this day. They send shivers through my entire body even though I logically know they're just dumb little bug eating nothings.

Michael Coggins

Slime is so kind for going on the bed for his future non floor-wife. I 100% agree on doing separate things but next to each other, that's a great kind of "quality time" in my book.

Michael Coggins

Lud's Euro voice and Slime's miles are so goddamn good.

nEn

Moist Mogul Joshy?!?!

Luke Callaghan

Fear of spiders would be a product of survival instincts so it’s kinda rooted in the fear of the death

David Nuts

I needa find the wife gcc assault footage

Haakon Hunter

luddy looking like buff woozy

meekos

Man Ludwig was on for this ep

We-R- Farmer

josh on moist i am the happiest man on earth

Owain Jones

sam sulek is my king dont disrespect him, if possible

Isaac

slime thinking he can sleep knife aiden without getting stabbed is more insane than 9 dogs

PaleWaffle

For sports day don't have a goalkeeper instead bring giant boards to block portions of the net to reduce human randomness (like MrBean)

Duck0

I eagerly await the marriage announcement between hot sludge and slime.

Taro

not far off from what he said in an interview tbh

Andrew Hawthorne

pls make the slime doll with a string that says his catchphrases i will buy 2

Aidan Smith

I look forward to The Yard Punt Pass and Kick

Ben Frawley

Had one of those cyst in my wrist a couple years ago, we call them bible bumps here because if you bend your wrist and hit it with a bible it will pop and you’re alright man

Connor Burroughs

all 4 years of high school our homecoming was in the same building as furry con

Gadget

I like 🤠👍🇺🇸🦅💯

IDKaNAME

what a banger of an ep.

Carbuncle

Not Graves, I can tell you that much.

jonas lilley

Nick passes as a white Latino so he was chill

Eddy

nick's sport for track day should be landing a kickflip, like the x games

Mustafa Shikora

"It's better if it's you in this example I think" holy shit Nick that was a good one 🤣🤣🤣

austin slayer

I'm not religious but I've come to terms with the fact that I'll die at some point and I can't do shit about it anyway. I'm terrified of the tiniest spiders tho

Sisse

It’s funny that jerma said the same thing about him going to a furry convention and not being noticed

Landen adcox

Mr. Beasts funeral: Last one to take their hand off Mr Beasts coffin gets his channel

John Thiel

The fact that they boosted the audio just to make sure nicks fart didn’t go unheard was great

Cbass

looking forward to that sports day thing it's sounds sick

finthetrashcan

The "slime moment" this ep is just him being an asshole, crazy man.

Angel Deluna

Who hurt Anthony?

Kyle Grillo

Nick is looking incredibly ripped this bonus ep, some would say even more ripped than ludwig

Ally


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