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Ep. 117 Premium - drive through standoff [VIDEO]

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incredible story

Mikey

came back cause i randomly thought about the slime drive thru story. I know for sure that lady that got cutoff lays awake and thinks about how owned she got.

Kaden Juarbe

My mom has never touched a video game, but to be fair she was born in ‘63, so by the time really popularized consoles and shit were out, she wasn’t a kid anymore and had no interest. Plus she lived on an island in Scotland that didn’t keep up with a lot of tech stuff. Like she didn’t even have a microwave where she lived 😭 My step dad only really got into games as an adult, so when he got me an Xbox, he played a shit ton of Skyrim, and when he was bored at his IT job he’d be playing other games online, on another screen.

Bimmy

somebody gotta tell nick about the Interactive Buddy mobile game

Isaac Nishimura

the only way that lady could've owned the other lady harder is if there were two different employees working drive (one at window one taking orders) and when she gets to the window she goes "yea this order and the next one are mine i got two seperate orders" pay for both and take both hers and the woman she cuts so that woman has to deal with just a terrible confusing situation

Jaden Colbourne

found out my mum was the one with the high score on Unirally on my parents SNES and i think she was better at Bombjack on the ZX Spectrum than my dad too lmao

Chomp

They couldn't be any closer about the runescape shit I've got it on mobile and I was literally runecrafting while listening to this at work. also schitz runs in the family supposedly

Chase

i used to go bowling competitively in high school and still play at 21 y/o. there’s a lot more to it than you might think. nick gets +100 points for trying to learn

Andrew Flynn

i remember the guitar hero beef story from forever ago that was a nice throwback

Flynn Fatur

I refuse to elaborate further thank you

ConQueso

Well we all come with our own experiences obviously there’s going to be nuances.

Ryan Megaffin

"less"?

Skiddly Winks

That woman who got cut in line got out pussied so hard, crying and freaking out only made her lose harder

Skiddly Winks

Crazy over+generalization on both sides; there's plenty of "boomer" millennials and techy zoomers/alphas.

Skiddly Winks

Same

James Martin

My sister in law is 19 and she has ZERO problem solving skills, these zoomers can't google stuff for themselves. I saw a tiktok that explained it well. Being a millennial, we had to teach ourselves windows 95, then windows 98, 2000, xp, vista etc. We started with Flip phones, then black berries and iphones, we cracked photoshop and we played around with garry's mod etc. But these zoomers have grown up with ipod touches and iphones, technology has has such little advancements they don't know what to do when something so new and drastic comes out.

Ryan Megaffin

Ok so I quite literally was just listening to the podcast where they showed aidens big dick camping photo and realized I hadn’t finished this episode cuz my phone died the first time and then they mentioned that photo. I feel enlightened

Devin Daerden-Craig

Grinding out agility on one account, slayer on another learning i'm scizophrenic makes sense

Jayce Dulany

ITS NOT ME! 🙂🙌

mia

was watching this while listening to machine girl and building mahogany tables in runescape. not exactly beating the allegations

st._ides

perfectly cut at the end

Locus Quo

The only reason that lady lost is because she was mad about getting a free coffee, like just accept it, you just made the worst person you know waste their money and you’re mad about that?

Cm0n

idk about anyone else but my teenager brain that was interested in cybersec etc is wondering why nick knows about cain

Rhys

im a barista at starbucks and the same cutting thing happened at my store except the angry car was a middle age man who got out of his car yelled slurs at me and tried to fist fight me for telling him he had to leave, i got him charged with assault for hitting me with his car door

Tyler Dolowy

The drive-through story is basically the plot of Beef

Stoof

Exactly the idea of “as you get older your ideas solidify” no tf they don’t. That is not real💀 you can argue that it is more common that people are harder stanced in their beliefs the older they get, sure, more often than not you’d be right But the idea that we shouldn’t expect more just aggravates me so much.

Daniel

I do not think not understanding something has ever been a valid excuse. If you are unable to keep up with the times, you would be doing everyone around you a favor by dying off. I understand this is a very black and white statement, but I genuinely just don’t understand the whole “it was a different time” yeh and they are very much so still capable of learning new things. So why are we constantly making excuses for them?

Daniel

sline

absurdism

Another schizo game (akin to Runescape) is Ultima Online. An even more ridiculous and long grind than in OSRS.

Michael Coggins

best ending i've seen

Nathan Bartko

That ending killed me

Daniel Bujold

snapped off and deep fried is such a banger

Adil Ahmed

spacegliding is so sick

zeeted

i totally get what nick means that the way the lady paid is more evil than if she chose to do violence. absolutely savage to pay for the order in that spot.

chad

no because she was actually ended

chad

fat aimen like from pitch perfect. real ones will get me here

kaitlyn

Regarding the bowling pins falling over and getting free points, I believe most alleys have a button somewhere around the control centre that you can press to redeploy the pins in case one falls, and I think it should do it based on whatever it believes the distribution of pins should be in that moment before you roll your ball. In case you guys go again lol. Should be found somewhere close to where the bowling balls return.

Reid Allen

00:19:25 Murdered with kindness

Gabby

in my head when miles talked about the twitch montage i was hoping with all my heart it was wadbot

Chilli

Pink socked urethra is a sick band name

Andrew Miller

As a Runescape player I have shit myself less than aiden and had poop caked on my ass less time than adian. That says more about adian than it does about me

ConQueso

aiden is not wrong, my dad won the 64 at a raffle when i was 8 and i watched him play it while i was growing up and i'm 29 now

em

I'm 34 and I really dipped into the Internet at like 13ish.

Casey Reed

You could walk in, pay for the cutter's order AND take it

Josh Pedrana

This is gonna sound crazy about bowling, but I have noticed that the more mainstream bowling alleys have now started to reuse one set of pins rather than put new ones down. and the way they do this is that all 10 pins have a string system above them that will actually pull them up. And from my pov, I swear to God, would simulate how pins fall because the ball never hit said pin yet and had already fell down prematurely. This new system sucks because the older bowling alleys were far more goated with having tournaments and trophies rather than whatever normie centric system they have now.

yoshi ___

As a man with chronic kidney stones, this intro hurt

Nathaniel Klebe

Hope one day they will get Michael Reeves on the show, that would be a fire episode if it happened

Dio

I had the same video game awakening as Aiden. My mom passed down her N64 to me and I played so much Mario64 and Mario Party.

Falseprophet _

The best part about interactive buddy was throwing on the bush skin and just pelting the guy w/shit

Misty Avinger

Bomberman64 had SO much heart but yeah it was a train wreck

Chase

Yo i just finished my joint and im thinkin deeeep nah that psycho lady had one possible path to salvation, when nick said psycho rams cut-offer i thought it would be actually sick if she slammed the shit out of her rear bumper but tossed 10 grand out the window as a final fuck you, kinda dope 🤷‍♂️👑

Louis

i swear the guys need a huge whiteboard to wheel in when they need to explain something in detail that would be so funny for a bit

Nevaduh

this is the montage in question https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=30YbN5ufwsI&ab_channel=L9TurboBoost

scrambled ripper

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t83_PSQUpvA

scrambled ripper

imma need a link to that montage

Sean Lyons

My mom is also 17 years older than me but I was born in 93, she had the NES and SNES when I was born, and my grandparents bought us two N64s in 96 for Christmas, one for my mom and I, one for my uncle (4 years younger than my mom)

Anthony Snider

Holy shit I remember playing interactive buddy so long ago and could never remember the name, thanks Nick for bringing it up

Ally Alldredge

My biggest takeaway from the main this week is how much I want to see Nick specifically on D20, I feel like he'd kill it with that crowd

Ben Isaacson

31:00 Nick literally doesn’t know what losing is, never felt it

Sleeepy

All the kidney stone talk is so funny as I’ve passed 4 kidney stones in the last few months thanks for the laughs fellas

Egoo

the drive through standoff story was insane to hear holy shit LOL that woman just lost

xt

as a dude whos played runescape for coming on 20 years now, yeah we're all schizos

DrTurk

if you like the wadbot edit look up pinkcore or 30core on tiktok

Xporzy

Loved Zac on the main, great ep

Tommy moran


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