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Ep. 175 Premium - the guys get crass [VIDEO]

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First buddy is no longer true 6 months later lol

juice

Are these premium? I swear this is the same YouTube cut

Cota Springer

Semen without sperm = seboy

Cm0n

Seattle represent. 💪🏻🌧️

Blayke

I guess that one guy who decoded your secret para-motor anti-semetism in the premo comments was right 😔

Smile

40:49 pitched up Seth Rogan laugh

Flop Sock

I know it's dumb but I hate when I'm out there playing games and trying to encourage my teammates because I love the game and want to see people thrive and then they get mad because they think I'm making fun of them because they can't believe the woman in their computer could be nice to them

Shadow

It wasn’t the crassness that made me have to tune out of this episode but rather the graphic description of eating mice

M

I’ve been told sucking your own dick is more like sucking a dick than being blown

Sun

Cum Pulp would be a great band name

Melissa Smits

Recess in Canada is throwing yourself down a hill in the winter

Melissa Smits

insta popping q without qt is some hater shi ngl

icykangaroo

it feels like you're sucking dick as opposed to getting your dick sucked so kudos to anyone who has had to deal with ghost cum

Spesh

I went to a Lutheran school and I assure you we were asking each other if we would suck it, just way weirder.

Trevor K

Y'all should come down to Seattle and join us YouTubers down here! (You will be robbed)

Pierce

From everything I have seen from Ludwig playing basketball, it does not look like he knows how to play. He is good in the same way someone who only ever goes into the practice range in a video game is good.

Aj Dillon

Yeah the best variation

Andrew Uddin

Ghost cum is like orange juice with no pulp

ShadowBlade

Idk why everyone always thinks calamari includes octopus. Calamari is only squid and the rings are thin slices of the squid body. The "little octopus" part is just the squid tentacles, and there is no beak or bones in that part. It's probably just chewy because it's overcooked.

Ray Fay

I 100% know what you are hearing but he’s saying fucking facts.

Jtag

the seattle weather part has to be a social experiment bc no way bro

Daniel Diaz

I don't think nick can say what he said at 7:53

Althea

When I was a kid playing tether ball, I ran into the pole. To this day, I don’t know how I did it, but I did

Brendan Willenborg

did they not call it kill the carrier? was genz too woke?

Harrison Thomas

Plus my brother has cte and we’re the same

carpetburns

What's slimes OP.GG

GOOZBA

The crazy thing is that ghost cum is a real thing, somebody tell Ludwig that he needs to get on some E to do it tho

Malak

Seattle Mentioned RAHHHHHH Pls record an episode here 🙏

Max Adelaar

semen without sperm is what they call girlcum

Rose Canady

It is so entertaining to hear Ludwig talk about league and how to climb when in reality he is so far off it's laughable.

Daniel

med student here, so semen is just the fluid that carries the sperm and is produced by the prostate. sperm is produced by a little guy on top of the testicles called the epididymitis and is carried to the urethra by tubes called the vas deferens. so when you get snipped you're cum is only semen

Ethan Fike

Same

Kieley Evatt

seattle based, rain based, aimen based

Evan Abrahamson

As a young Jewish lad, we appreciate maga mail’s stance on antisemitism

Samuel Grant

I died when slime said I think it might be the same thing😂😂

Shawn fields

I went to a Lutheran school, and can confirm we did have self suck discourse

HayDHD

Calling someone who beats off in the toilet “spiders georg” is so funny Slime really is a tumblrina

JMSC

You could see the difference when Josh locked in it was insane

2nd Cousin Todd

I also had sex ed in fifth grade but we basically just watched a video about puberty. The video was so vague that I thought at the time that girls also had a ballsack (just no penis) and sex was when a guy and girl rubbed sacks together.

Jamie

It was me, i resubbed bc of poki and now im stuck here for a month

redvipr

I straight up eat my cum every time I don't use lube. Makes cleanup easier, and it tastes fine. I don't see the big deal.

Jadenity

I went to a Lutheran school. We. Its. You’d think it was better than public school. It’s not.

Sully Whalen

I'm not as old as slime but we also got the puberty video in 5th grade.

Benji

Yeah Nah at the end of this episode, they say 'Poki is tomorrow'

Scott

No Im LUCAS ??!!!

Lucas Laslop

Real shit. We can be outside in summer and not melt to the sidewalk

Andrew Uddin

SEATTLE MENTIONED 🚨🚨🚨

Andrew Uddin

I'm diagnosed slime can say it

carpetburns

I love how much Maynard James Keenan is brought up on the podcast

Andrew Uddin

guys the cum is exactly the same, i got a vasectomy at 20

Dmitri

Damn so the DnD show really was fake the whole time. Don’t know why I believed them

Jesse

I would buy Slime’s teeth… for home decor…

Jr. Jess jess

smear the … was called kill the dill with the pill in australia

Kelvin Santos

Yo Lady Sovereign is such a deep cut back Cartoon Network for me.

Louis DePonceau

When i was in 7th grade my friend told us that every time he beats off he sniffs it and if the smell is good he tastes it

Avery Schrader

I love this whole self suck conversation because my best friend literally gets paid to teach dudes how to get flexible enough to self suck. Sex work is journey.

Virginia Engroff

is ludwig actually friends with the "i understand it now" guy?? he's so cool

finthetrashcan

I just wish sometime they would do the premium with the guest there as well it would be fire to see some of them even a little more unhinged lmfao

NinjaNexus

I think they did the Premium before Poki got there, or thats what they said in the main episode at least.

Emmitt 1017

i reverse cowgirl the toilet when i beat off

James

These boys talking combat sports is a mess

The Mooney Blues

Everyone come to NH and adopt some mice.

Joe Nicatra

Nah idgaf pnw weather clears socal weather i don’t understand how anyone enjoys being in any place where you need air conditioning to be comfortable for half the year. Cloudy/windy weather is the best weather.

SP

I'm going to cum on the rug you made

ImaLemon

Bro what! I was also part of a curse club in elementary school! but mine was called the swear club and im like 5 years older than nick. I was the official speller, a kid named elliot would learn new words from his construction worker dad and furtively bring then to us at recess and i would write them down so we all knew how to spell them. I had to write my parents a letter when we got caught that was like "I said hell and fuck at school and I'm so sorry"

ScoutFlower

yippeee!!

Joyeuse

Yippee!

Oracle Gummy

Here right after the main. Poki should have stayed for the premium

NinjaNexus

wahoo!

Faye852


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