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Ep. 172 Premium - we turned aiden into a skeleton [VIDEO]

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Did slime actually just drop the line “the cosmic bookshelf rattles yet again”

bingle

I dust Elon so bad at polytopia, his picture would be on a milk carton after. Ibought that shit in 2011.

misterthezeem

TokiDoki, the first AI marketing company owned and established by Yi Long Ma

EIZEN

messed up polytopia is associated with the musk, its a pretty fun simplified civilization type game.

Shadow

I may be drunk rn but this whole ep, it looks like Lud has a mullet from the background...and he should grow that out imo. Leftist Theo Von?

Benjamin Armstrong

Psychologytoday.com is the best way to find therapist for anyone looking <3

Jip214

DnD when?

McZarya

This is a banger ep

David Gordon

i keep track of when my period starts but i dont use those apps specifically for tracking periods it’s too much work for me

ena

"Millennial Pause" is a phenomenon where generations older than Gen Zs tend to pause before speaking when a camera begins recording. Gen Z Shake describes the way Gen Z users grab their phones and start filming a video before they've even placed the camera on a stable surface. :)

Tiptoo

I once Apple Pay’d a $4k bike, and it made me feel a bit weird after because I’m way too old to be behaving like that Kind regards, Tom, 30 years 2 months

Thomas Sisson

Dude I have no idea. Let me know if you find out

Kieran M

I used to not track my period when I got it bc 1. it was pretty irregular anyway 2. I'd get so genuinely depressed purely bc I was bleeding I barely had any cramps I was very lucky but I could not STAND the feeling of bleeding like that for sometimes up to a week straight and the notif that it was coming soon just made me mad. anyway now I'm on the depo shot so I don't get a period and it's the best thing ever I love it highly recommend

Keira

Vagina owner here - I would track my period on the pill because I have such horrible periods that I’d use the pill to skip my periods. So I’d take three packs in a row and skip the sugar pills so I could go up to three-ish months between periods. But I’d track it so that I wouldn’t forget when to let myself get my period. Then when I got off the pill I was tracking because I was trying to get pregnant. That was successful so I haven’t had one since May which means no need to track

Maddisyn Pavlacky

What is the “pause” vs the “shake”. They lost me

Sunny D

I enjoy Aimen the Dead Terrorist

Aidan C

Can I, as a 28 year old man, get a salary? Thanks :)

Temojikato

Hello, I didn’t track my period when I was on the pill because of how regular it was (because of the pill), then I tracked it to get pregnant and now I track it because it’s all fucked after baby, but if I got on the pill again I wouldn’t track it again. I also feel like I would have a pretty good idea of when it’s coming even if I didn’t track it, I just like a little graph to show my GP.

Terezija Skok

"Turn that heil into a nay-nay, baby Hitler" is not a sentence I thought I would ever hear in my entire life.

Dad Rs

I missed watching this last week. Thank you for helping me laugh today 🙂

Fenri

Ludwig is dressed like 2000s skater Chuck E. Cheese

Sunny D

Where can I get the sweatshirt Nick is wearing

Logan Bruh

The Killers aren't British, they're from Las Vegas Mr Brightside just happens to be the most popular club/karaoke song in the whole UK

Theo Higgins

WHAT THE FUCK DID JACOB DO TO BE WORSE THAN ADOLF WHAT THE FUCK FUCK ME

Jacob Gascon

Was a polytopia fan long before the Elon tweet, it was a great game to play while pooping. Now it's in Teslas and shit.

Jackson Honeycutt

girl here, i don’t really feel the need to track anymore because ive become really regular and it’s almost always the last few days of the month/first few days. i used to track for medical stuff because i was super irregular for a while (i had a period for 28 days it sucked) but anyway yeah like a lot of others have said you can usually tell once you’ve had it for a while becuase there are signs you get used to

dani

girl here, i used to freeball it because i can usually tell when it’s coming up (vibes, general time sense and sometimes cramps), but i wanted to understand better my mood fluctuations from hormonal cycle so i track it now. i’d guess most 25+ women track it

Nina

I’m a tboy but I’m not on HRT or birth control and because my period is pretty irregular (sometimes late sometimes early) I use a period tracker app! For some reason it has a subscription service?????? But it works pretty well for me

Mack

girl here, tracking period is recommended from doctors to understand your cycle and when there's abnormalities. Irregular period cycles can be an indicator for something broader occurring if you're typically regular. More practically though its helpful for regular life shit like dubbin said, knowing when you gotta be carrying or when you can leave the house without being strapped.

Bridie

Girl in the chat here: I personally don’t keep good track of my period, I just kinda know in a couple of days if it’s coming up, and I also have a lighter flow overall so if I do get caught unawares it’s not a big deal I can go without anything for a few hours. I use the Nexplanon for birth control, which is a little plastic rod with hormones that gets injected into your arm usually and lasts for 3 years. I opted for that since pills can be hard to take consistently and are not as effective. Also fun fact, I can’t do an IUD or something similar because I have a birth defect that divides my uterus in two (uterine septum) and causes me to have really long periods because each half starts at slightly different times it seems. Wack shit.

UniqueChloe

that being said: if you’re taking BC for health reasons and NOT to prevent pregnancy it’s prolly fine to skip the sugar pills, but you should talk about it with your doctor

t3ssaract

GUYS the sugar pills are not to “make you suffer” or because “it’s unhealthy to not have your period”. It’s because birth control is only ~99% effective so you need to have your period each month to make sure you aren’t in the 1% of people that still get pregnant while on birth control. If you’re taking BC to prevent pregnancy you SHOULD NOT skip the sugar pills unless you want to risk a cryptic pregnancy.

t3ssaract

i think jacob isnt that bad a name no bias

Jacob Gibb

Turn that heil into a nae nae baby hitler is one of the quotes of all time

Matej Novosad

“free balling my period” is so fucking funny that one’s going in the back pocket

nell

nick saying yall at the end was crazy ngl

cumragcracksmoker

real

Sarah Hornstein

my workouts are really affected by my period, so I track it so I know when to take it easier or to push myself. I’m super regular and haven’t gotten pregnant yet so it seems to be working 🤞

Sarah Hornstein

i track with a couple apps because my periods are very irregular and it makes me feel better to keep a log of the trends👍🏼

kylie

bro my name is jacob

phoenix.

i be free balling my period cycle bc i have such irregular cycles that i just gave up on tracking it

arelycmcho

Hey boys!!! I skip my period every time by taking the regular pills and not the sugar pills. Birth control pills were invented to make women still have their period so that they can still suffer like the natural cycle intends. But yea fuck periods

M

As a 36 year old woman, ladies why y'all tracking that shit? It starts when the blood comes out, reliable as a turkey thermometer on Thanksgiving 👍

Tiffany Hubbert

i don't track i just take birth control all the time and never take the sugar pills/stop taking it. haven't had a period in over a year lmao

maggie

Gotta say kinda disappointed Nick and Slime let Ludwig get away with calling the Killers "that one British band"

Wolfgang HellicksonSabelhaus

I used to work with a guy named Adolfo. We just called him Martin because that was his last name 😂😂

Dustin.my.i

I use an app to track, but I started doing it under the Obama administration. It's frowned upon now because they can use the information against you, so I'm guessing not tracking is more popular now because of the fucked up political landscape we live in. Without tracking, you usually know a few days before it comes because things start to hurt and make you miserable in different ways.

Mondae Spencer

41:01 - Dan Harmon isn't subtle about it. The next line in that episode is the therapist's monologue entirely countering Rick. Guy who wants to be like Rick Sanchez is jail tier.

Michael Hebditch

I don’t track, but because I’m on the pill I know when it will be. I skip the sugar pills and just restart on the correct day. (I would never forget to take it because I’m too paranoid)

Amarie

Gotta track so I can emotionally prepare

Isabella

“Make a new email” at the end hit me surprisingly hard ngl lmao

Kenny reges

I don't track mine at all, sometimes i can just tell by how i feel but other times i have no idea and there is just blood everywhere.

Sam Antha

That rick and morty episode ends with the therapist (played by Susan sarandon, who is great) dismantling ricks cringe facade of being too cool for therapy. Rick goes on to see the therapist consistently for 4 entire seasons.

cabbage

The one who told him he can't use ratchet... ✋🏻 Guilty your honor

Amanda S

I just put a day into my iPhone calendar for when I start my period. And when I think about when I should be starting my next one soon I just go back to last month in the calendar and see which day it was

Alexis Barber

ive been growing out a mullet (with front curtains and fade to bald on the sides) and have gotten so many compliments, pls nick grow a mullet if anything you can literally cut it off whenever and go back to ur default

Daniel

About the intern position I would genuinely love t- *gets hit by pickup truck* GGuaAArHH AggfARgghAA hHEEELP *spitting up blood* uuGHhhAAaAttt *truck escapes* *never caught*

Pure Garlic Bread

I freeball my period bigtime I never know when it's coming. it's a surprise every month

May

I love that when they said "what if you lose?" in regards to playing Elon in Rivals, Ludwig looked at them like they invented a new word. That is real winner behavior

Thothrax

I think Nick is right on the clipping contests. It's 100% just a way to extract free labor from their fans. Not as bad as art contest where skilled "starving artists" are exploited, but still not great.

Max Goisser

I do track my period, but only bc apps make it so easy.

Falka

I’ve never tracked my period

Slug

I don't track anymore but I used to use shark emoji

Zanna

ima need dat sweater

Aidan Mark

i have an app but usually it’s still free balling because the app will predict it be a few days after it actually starts. since a few months ago i genuinely just freeballed it 🤷🏼‍♀️

bailee

I don't track my periods but I am on a birth control called nexplanon the causes me to have periods very rarely but when I'm about to my periods I normally get some symptoms before it comes anyways

Shy O.

omg tysm this might change my life 😭

phunk

there are a ton of size options, here is a chart with specs for different brands: https://putacupinit.com/chart

beebs

i dont track it with an app but most of the time you just kinda Know when youre due and if youre late or not. also some people say youre not supposed to track it with an app because thats data that can be sold or potentially used against u in court if u live somewhere with strict abortion / reproductive laws

jillian amsler

slime is wrong ffx clears ff7 u dont need to play ff7 /j

Vap0r1ze

They wanted 1 song Ludwig you gave them a whole band with at least 3 songs!

Shawn fields

Mentally unstable father here. Slime would do well. My kids are good for no got dang reason.

Zzz_top

i used to track mine but when i got an IUD it made my period go away for the most part and it’s super irregular now.

Faye852

Not a good day to be a Jewish man named Jacob

Jacob Winkler

as a period haver, i don’t track. i tried to. but i jsut didn’t keep up with it well haha. agree that u can see it coming from other things

BrainCell

Fun fact, Rick continues therapy after this outburst.

Robert Lopez

Yeah can’t imagine being named Jacob, couldn’t be me 🥸

Tranquility

my gf tracks her period religiously

CJ Bingman

That’s my middle name lmao

Ryan Adolph

REAL! TRUE! it’s the only thing that was able to get my hormonal mood swings to stop

Lilli

IUD GANG

Mehhrehh

I have never tracked my period, but i always know when its about to come somehow. I have some chronic hormone issues that does not affect the period, but the doctors always ask about whens the last time you bled and im like "well, sometime in the last month". So Nice to see all the different approaches to period in the comments!

Fosejin

woman here, i don't track my period but it's a good idea to, in case there's a change or something to bring it up to ur doctor

anna

betterhelp also supports israel to my understanding, also my gf doesn’t exactly track her period it’s more just like she knows what day of the month it usually happens around.

Artemis O'Reilly-Hahn

I track my period I've been doing it for like at least 8 years! I can usually tell when it's coming tho

cate ward

Crazy how Babish got super depressed from the YouTube algorithm cycle and then admitted himself into a facility where he was SA’d and people are coming down on him for advocating for an accessible version of therapy, even if it isn’t perfect

ConQueso

Worse for guys named Jacob

Jacob Gonzalez

I don't track it but I know when it's going to happen, helps when planning a vacation to try and avoid it

Christina Fazio

Super random but I worked at a library and we had a patron named Charles Hitler, he was like 85 and only read westerns

Ronald Nixon III

im so happy other people can relate to the experience of buying expensive things on the computer. It feels more professional and like im in control for some reason

Paul Stone

Shitting on Elon is valid as fuck, but I will not except Polytopia slander

Ethan Cowan

i have but im scared bc my flow is so heavy 😭

phunk

as a period haver, I don’t track. for me personally, that feels like more work than it needs to be and I can usually tell it’s coming based on other signs a day or two before.

LeahGia

46:15 In High School I didn't have a smart phone so I would use the 40404 to text in my tweets.

Chris Cole

i dont use a period tracker bc i usually can tell when its coming but most of the time it comes around the same time each month so remembering just helps

Bella Cherry

Fuck y'all for dissing polytopia and fuck Elon for making it sound lame.

Johl

also a freeballer tguy, 🤝

Emil

have you considered trying a menstrual cup? A little more expensive than a month or two of supplies to get one, but it is reusable forever

beebs

as a token woman i track my period, it's pretty clear when it's coming though (like a day or two away) just from the way you feel physically or mentally tho

Natalie Clark

We live in an apocalyptic world for women’s rights

Arielle

Polytopia is actually kind of sick, it breaks my soul to admit it

Pondlife

me and everyone i know track their periods on an app or calendar. also in uk we don’t do the sugar pills just don’t take anything for a week and then start it again

Freyja Ward

i believe aiden would've dapped up nick for that mario kart bar. right bar, wrong time.

SpoonsYT

enjoyed the median joke good one nick

doddi

My white ass friend group has called to ourselves the ratchets for over a decade now🥲

Ronald Meeske

majourity of women i know dont use an app without a vpn or something following roe v wade. One of the biggest apps made for that (Flo) was caught preparing to nark on women whos period timelines matched with them having abortions.

zolbie

i have pcos and i kind of do the period for a month thing. i wont get it for 3 months and then bleed for 3 or so weeks straight.

zolbie

i track my period so i know when i need to buy pads/tampons since i usually only buy enough for one cycle at a time bc they’re so expensive. otherwise i usually can tell when im abt to start if my lower abdomen starts to hurt/ cramp or im more emotional

phunk

trans man here. haven't had a period in like 2 years but before then i did not track my period. i also don't think i know anyone who does. when you have periods you kinda have an internal clock that tells you it's coming soon, plus most people will just always have a pad or tampon on them.

Grave

can't believe nick clocked me like this but i use 🙅🏼‍♀️🐣 for my alarm 😭

Meg

i freeball because my period is so heavily impacted by stress that it's completely random ❤️ also my dog hates water and my cat loves it

sawyer tsaregorodtseva

Tough ep for guys named Adolph...

Ryan Adolph

The funny thing is that Rick goes back to therapy and is a better person for it

julio aguilera

i'm also pretty sure they gave israel free services last year 💀

Lzcryst2l

trans man here, havent had my period in almost 4 yrs but when i did i would just freeball it

Mark R.

yea..nick's dance was the coolest looking

rocco

nick please grow out a mullet

Jem Tootle

genuinely kinda dope that you guys can talk about periods without being weird about it. :) but yes, you can take birth control continuously so you don’t have a period every single month, which has been an absolute life saver for me personally. i would not be able to function without it. generally as long as i am consistent (& by consistent, i mean take it at pretty much the *exact* same time every single day) then i don’t need to keep track since i can basically decide when it happens. but if i have even just one day where i forget to take it at the right time, it fucks everything up. it’s not very forgiving lmao.

GhostiGuro

the callmecarson bit will always make me laugh

alyssa

My Samsung watch tracks my period for me by reading my temperature at night and gives me a notification when I should be starting my period. I do remember the days when I had to mark it on the calendar before big tech took over.

Fae Petersen

He says saucepan like saucepin and it makes slime upset

Logan

laughed real hard at luds reaction and nicks look 33:42 lmao

Jamesearlj

Damn whats slimes beef with binging babish?

Otto

also a period haver, i do use an app to track my period otherwise i would have no idea when its about to happen, bc i have 0 self-awareness lol

b

damn I was one of those people who had to play among us for "team bonding"

eli

Period survivor: I track mine because I have a mental disorder that is linked with my cycle. It just helps me be more aware of what’s happening so I can be more sensitive to what I’m feeling and why.

Emma

I need big screen for big purchase, little phone for little purchase.

Ally

another women here: i don't track because i take bc so that kind of tracks for me. i also don't take the sugar pills. i don't really get caught off guard because pms warns me so i can prepare

mich

No joke went to hs in the early thousands with an Ethan Hitler. Nice kid but the jokes were non stop

Jesse Houston

The sudden urge to perform Christian Bale's meltdown at various auditions for roles

Colton Z

Period haver: I don’t track it. 1. because it’s super irregular so there wasn’t really a point anyway and 2 because I get a very specific headache the day before it starts so I always have a day’s warning

Meghan

woman here! (crazy i know) i do in fact tract my periods but it’s because mine are relatively inconsistent so it’s good to know how long i am going in between periods so i know what stage i am in hormonally (i have an iud for reference). a lot of my friends with and without birth control also track their periods as well, it’s good to know when you’re about to start especially for those with heavy periods that need to be prepared. also for women who are trying to get pregnant these apps can also tell when you are ovulating (most likely to get pregnant) so that they have better chances. the more you know!

Lilli

From a period pal: I track mine, but it's less for the physical period and more for when I'm feeling really shitty emotionally I can know if I should blame the period or not. Otherwise I chill until I get the vibes that the storm is approaching.

Emily D

dude the Fueled by Ramen detour awakened memories that have been dormant for a decade

Jinouga

FYI for BetterHelp, it wasn’t just a data breach that people were upset at. BetterHelp sold client data (such as answers to mental health questionnaires) to advertisers, including which people were signed up for “Pride Counseling” to companies like Facebook and Snapchat (which is an opt in for LGBTQ therapy) Extremely scummy and imo worth outrage over creators continuing to work with them

Joseph Lupo

Crazy fits going on rn, I want nick’s sweater

Ethan Franklin

I love women !!!!

Ethan Franklin

period haver here, i don't track mine with an app or anything anymore, i just know when it normally happens and can tell when it's going to start. and for nick's question, i use the :wind_chime: emoji.

gingerly

wahoo!

Faye852


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