Ep. 170 Premium - the boys fight over cookies [VIDEO]
Added 2024-10-17 18:00:07 +0000 UTC00:00:00 - asmongold
00:09:05 - the nilla wafers
00:12:00 - who gets the wafers?
00:15:38 - trying the wafers
00:18:17 - serj tankian on last meal
00:20:09 - the boys really want more wafers
00:21:56 - the boys play a game
00:27:19 - verdict
00:30:10 - high school friends apologising for what they did
00:33:36 - aiden setting up a fire with gasoline
00:34:46 - fireworks
00:38:34 - guy asked slime to run him over
00:39:50 - streamer in LA who turns up to crime scenes from police scanner
00:42:13 - aiden gives elon musk a W
00:44:28 - stealing street signs
00:49:08 - devious licks
00:50:18 - the last thing we've stolen
00:52:34 - stealing in vegas
00:58:39 - nicks stream cam
00:59:07 - alexsmokesmid
01:04:03 - why nick is a bad streamer
01:06:59 - northernlion is the perfect streamer
Comments
this may be a better video than a stream but I think an Aiden stream/video watching mario kart wii world records and him sort of explaining the tech would be fun to watch. Aiden's funny and people talking about stuff they are passionate about is interesting
BonesBrooke
2024-12-17 01:30:19 +0000 UTCSo this is the ep where the bugs came from
Honorabledoggod
2024-12-12 18:42:58 +0000 UTCSlime can’t handle power
Gregory Seraphin
2024-12-04 23:18:41 +0000 UTCthe irony of nujabes name being jun seba which is just the reverse
Kevin Martinez
2024-11-20 00:04:43 +0000 UTC"Lord of the Flies" ahh episode
Csanád Temesvári
2024-11-17 16:41:27 +0000 UTCYo where my real bubblers at ?
Ben On-It
2024-11-14 16:31:27 +0000 UTCYes Nick, its gay to overpay lmfao
Ben On-It
2024-11-14 16:28:00 +0000 UTChere come da judge is literally just a photo of nick in that one ep
juliette
2024-11-06 22:32:02 +0000 UTCI’m really surprised they didn’t stop him and get more details about this. Maybe it was like a renewal of vows or something?
Ashton Hellwig
2024-10-28 21:52:35 +0000 UTCWhere I am in Denver they encrypted the police radio so you can’t listen to them anymore. They did that during the George Floyd protests and haven’t even unencrypted it since then. You can still listen to Boulder though.
Ashton Hellwig
2024-10-28 21:35:13 +0000 UTClud piping up startled me i wont lie
crypticduck1
2024-10-28 02:34:10 +0000 UTCAs a Casino dealer I can 100% say, when i pay incorrectly, I know, its like a tingle in the back of my head, but sometimes im just like fuck it we ball, cause i can't be fucked calling a supervisor to do a recall and 95% of the time I just take it back next hand. Do the gambit of lying about what you were paid, if we could be fucked we would have already called the floor so most of the time I will "believe" people to keep the hands going
Willow Robinson
2024-10-27 00:45:05 +0000 UTCFalco on twitch, his face is in the pfp
melona
2024-10-25 18:47:46 +0000 UTCBaldur’s Gate diaper bit
melona
2024-10-25 18:46:57 +0000 UTCIf you have your patreon account linked to your discord, it will automatically prompt you the next time you boot up discord that you joined the yard server. Should be automatic.
Mini Fox
2024-10-24 16:38:13 +0000 UTCJust joined! Also- how do I join the friggin discord, I made a discord account just for it.
Scrims
2024-10-24 14:09:52 +0000 UTCHello first time Yard patreon joiner, it's me first time. Been a long time coming since I've watched every yard episode. Now I got 170 more episodes to catch up on 😃
Austin Perl
2024-10-24 01:58:24 +0000 UTCHis name is Jun Seba. If you reverse his first and last name it’s literally Nujabes 🫠 I’m so sorry it was just killing me
Christian Reveche
2024-10-23 22:16:27 +0000 UTCHE MENTIONS IT
Eric Hu
2024-10-23 18:46:43 +0000 UTCAs a day 1 Northernlion stan I am so glad to hear the glaze from nick especially because when he initially was introduced to NL from Ludwig talking about chess, nick said he thought NL wasn't funny cause he watched a one of his chess vods. This is the best timeline
Eric Hu
2024-10-23 18:45:39 +0000 UTCAnimated segment is clean Archie
jemas
2024-10-22 19:52:10 +0000 UTCzipper episode would be so cool
ena
2024-10-22 18:19:30 +0000 UTCGood to know that the leaders of space exploration are also patreon supporters of the yard
Chance Roberson
2024-10-22 17:20:58 +0000 UTCWhat’s nicks stream?
Kyle Corrigan
2024-10-22 15:45:29 +0000 UTCWtf is a kinda wedding Aiden
Tom
2024-10-22 07:22:08 +0000 UTC“This is like squid game.” After watching three adult men fighting over cookies. This show rules.
Crum4512
2024-10-21 21:50:31 +0000 UTCmy hearts racing
Aaron Reyes
2024-10-21 19:36:05 +0000 UTCJumpscared by the Ludwig coffee comment
TheTailbone
2024-10-21 12:42:46 +0000 UTCfor real i want a zipper ep pls
Freyja Ward
2024-10-21 09:02:00 +0000 UTCTbf I went to public school in New York, and even then we learned that manhattan was sold for beads, but the natives thought they were sharing the land. Idk how much of that is true
Party Panda
2024-10-20 23:10:05 +0000 UTCI'm a simple man, I love me some dunking on Asmongold
Thothrax
2024-10-20 18:08:04 +0000 UTC“Who knows Nujabes’s name?” is a really funny question when you know his stage name is his name (Jun Seba) reversed
Nana
2024-10-20 16:26:15 +0000 UTCLittle did the boys know they predicted asmon reverting to islam and finding Allah
Axolotl_Pines
2024-10-20 16:21:47 +0000 UTCLudwig jumpscare near the end
Chance Roberson
2024-10-20 15:52:30 +0000 UTCAs a northernlion viewer since early flash isaac, it was crazy whiplash to hear them say he’s cracked at gaming
Zach
2024-10-20 07:19:03 +0000 UTCif ludwig’s episode of last meals is next to come out it’ll be serj tankian straight into ludwig from video games
Swenomith
2024-10-20 05:28:02 +0000 UTCFuck Ed from street fighter six. I see that demon in my nightmares
Matthew Ritt
2024-10-20 03:45:43 +0000 UTCnorthernlion dles are the perfect background for tasks. better than ritalin
jo
2024-10-20 00:45:44 +0000 UTCI love patreon without lubbin
Arielle
2024-10-19 23:40:44 +0000 UTCas someone who goes to a public school in florida, i am just now finding out that the beads thing is not the truth. wtf
CheeseBoi
2024-10-19 20:36:59 +0000 UTCAs a muslim also. Its really frightening whenever they talk about it
Mx 2017
2024-10-19 20:28:32 +0000 UTCGive the zipper text to speech Ludwig's voice
KamFord
2024-10-19 18:03:48 +0000 UTCTarget waits until you’ve stolen $1000 worth of goods before they stop you because then they can slap you with a felony. They somehow track your personal record of owed money with the cameras or something, idrk. My cousin has been target security for years and told me about it
surma
2024-10-19 12:13:58 +0000 UTCThe lack of acknowledgment for Daron Malakian while talking about System of a Down was disheartening.
Craig (oof what a boring name)
2024-10-19 09:41:00 +0000 UTCi love the NL glazing sesh at the end
Xander Scism
2024-10-19 05:45:18 +0000 UTCi get this also as a muslim, i really enjoy listening to them and i don’t want them to say anything out of order about islam
Nadiira
2024-10-19 05:37:01 +0000 UTCQuality content beginning with Aiden eating the mushiest most mouth-smacking item of food available <3
TC.exe
2024-10-19 03:12:00 +0000 UTCI might be overly anxious but as a Muslim whenever the topic of Islam comes up in the pod I constantly hope they wont say some out of pocket thing. I have seen some stuff said in the comments and I really hope that doesn’t reflect on the boys. Just to be clear, ok with gay people, peaceful, feels weird to even comment this.
Simon
2024-10-19 03:04:57 +0000 UTCplease, archie, nick, whoever the fuck i have to get on my little fragile knees and suck off to completion, please do more animated segments. I fucking love it. Even if its just simple jpegs of fat aimen, i want more.
cuddr
2024-10-18 23:57:13 +0000 UTCThat Ludwig cut in scared the shit out of me
Brandon
2024-10-18 23:53:59 +0000 UTCBeen watching NorthernLion since 2012 and it makes me happy he's been getting the recognition he deserves
Cj
2024-10-18 23:14:33 +0000 UTCYeah glad to see I'm not alone
R
2024-10-18 23:14:21 +0000 UTCit was a beautiful moment and i rewound just to get another glimpse of slime's face while he crushed the cookies
Omar M
2024-10-18 23:10:15 +0000 UTCThis one was an all-timer
Lavus
2024-10-18 23:08:43 +0000 UTCY'all really couldnt just share the cookies huh
Chuck
2024-10-18 21:21:10 +0000 UTChad literally 1:1 the same experience with the firecracker exploding next to the ear mid-throw thing Aiden real asf for that
BREADSWORD
2024-10-18 20:43:14 +0000 UTCevery time northern lion mentions slime i get so excited
transbunnygirl
2024-10-18 20:42:15 +0000 UTCNujabes’ name is Jun Seba 😂 it’s his name rearranged and backwards
John M Heffernan
2024-10-18 19:48:57 +0000 UTCzipper tts ep would be amazing
ToxicSamurai
2024-10-18 19:37:42 +0000 UTCScanner - ✅ Jammer - ❌
Jaxx
2024-10-18 18:38:19 +0000 UTCthe first half hour of this legitimately felt like lord of the flies
mikayla
2024-10-18 16:39:20 +0000 UTCit's cold outside and i'm hungry
Kolby
2024-10-18 16:35:23 +0000 UTCSo 6 more weeks of winter it is
Evan Allen
2024-10-18 16:07:41 +0000 UTCUh oh get ready for a long Reddit thread about how they're condoning stealing
Andrew Uddin
2024-10-18 15:39:48 +0000 UTCAs a very long time NL fan. I have seen him do the dumbest shit ever in games. Respectfully, he is not cracked at games. Just an absolute GOD at endlessly talking about nothing.
Jochem Tiessen
2024-10-18 15:27:40 +0000 UTCLudwig appearong for 2 seconds scared me as an audio listener. Came to watch the video and it still scared me seeing him there.
Angel Herrera
2024-10-18 15:20:11 +0000 UTCNL is the greatest of all time
Sophie Lawton
2024-10-18 15:07:51 +0000 UTCsometimes i think aimen looks a little like trent reznor, and thats why slime wants to turn him out so bad
Noah Salomons
2024-10-18 14:49:14 +0000 UTCI remember Nick saying he didn’t fuck with NL’s chess videos, so nice to see that come full circle
Joseph Lupo
2024-10-18 14:38:18 +0000 UTCcan't wait for the first Mars city to be called something like CyberCyty or Hangar 88
Joshua
2024-10-18 11:19:44 +0000 UTCwhat i’m sorry what a fucking lock on asmond converting lmfao
Jay Hendrix
2024-10-18 10:04:04 +0000 UTCI am 1000% here for Nick's proposed roast
Melissa Smits
2024-10-18 07:35:58 +0000 UTCAiden is awesome, but this is the first episode where I wanted to round house him for not knowing Nujabes' name. Like bro it's on the fucking tin lmao
Momonocle
2024-10-18 07:15:35 +0000 UTCI'm only half way in but this might be in my top 10 favs of all time
Lauren
2024-10-18 06:46:59 +0000 UTCWe have a guy here in Rockford Illinois who follows police to crime scenes and reports it to Facebook because the local PD encrypted there radios
slyotic
2024-10-18 06:46:25 +0000 UTCanyone else remember the aiden pomegranate story from a previous ep? i find it concerning for me that i’m remembering stories they’ve shared on the pod when they don’t
Tommy Becker
2024-10-18 06:23:04 +0000 UTCin the main lud said if hes in the bonus that means DnD is next week, lud jumpscare confirms?
One Hand Henny
2024-10-18 05:50:45 +0000 UTClove the premium, great vid man
geb
2024-10-18 02:47:05 +0000 UTCThe Ludwig Jumpscare made me jump :(
_white_crow_
2024-10-18 02:34:23 +0000 UTC1:07:43 nick is not up to date on ryan's skibidi and costco guys behavior ,he's in full brain rot season rn
PaleWaffle
2024-10-18 01:31:10 +0000 UTC1:07:19 i cannot accept the description of 'it's not even like the streamer is making bad choices and it's annoying.' northernlion is a convicted glancer and known bad-decision-maker.
PaleWaffle
2024-10-18 01:28:55 +0000 UTCLUDEM🗣️
Miah L
2024-10-18 01:20:41 +0000 UTCListened to this and thought abt pumpum
Robert Lawton
2024-10-18 01:06:49 +0000 UTC3 grown men arguing over Nilla Wafers like the hyenas from The Lion King- extended edition
Salmon
2024-10-18 01:05:34 +0000 UTCTo be clear you can generate ozone with a box you can get on Amazon for like $100, and in an enclosed space it WILL kill you.
Benjamin G
2024-10-18 00:55:02 +0000 UTCMaking fun of a reprehensible person into a hard switch to cookie fighting is perfect yard shit
Max Blackmore
2024-10-18 00:50:48 +0000 UTCThere’s vtubers that use voice-to-text-to-speech (Zentreya is a big one) so it’d totally be possible to have Zipper on as a guest and remain anonymous
Jozef
2024-10-18 00:41:09 +0000 UTCThis might be the most always sunny they have ever acted
Lars Sollie
2024-10-17 23:54:18 +0000 UTCCompletely agree about NL, he’s truly one of the greats at streaming. I highly recommend Library of Letourneau, which is a fan channel full of really great vod cutdowns
Will Keegan
2024-10-17 23:42:36 +0000 UTCThought lud killed the add reads on main ep this week, dude had me dying on this one.
Daisie Hollywood
2024-10-17 23:29:14 +0000 UTCthe middle child part was a little too spot on
Nick Nutig
2024-10-17 22:46:53 +0000 UTC@42:20 Yoooo, I work on the starship program! The thing is called Mechazilla, but no one really calls it that. There’s a bunch of meme names for parts that are technically the official name, it’s wild.
Jeremiah Keating
2024-10-17 22:25:51 +0000 UTCThe Yard version of the Stanford Prison project
Eddy R.
2024-10-17 22:15:42 +0000 UTCI was listening to the last ten mins of this ep during a nap, and when Ludwig spoke up it shook me awake.
Sunny D
2024-10-17 21:48:25 +0000 UTCLong time NL watchers know he's bad at games. And that he's terminally online, he just has a life
Eric Rash
2024-10-17 21:41:52 +0000 UTCHamasabi vs AsmonMold
Austin Cole
2024-10-17 21:39:59 +0000 UTC6 more weeks of D&D winter it is 😭
Crisnology
2024-10-17 21:21:20 +0000 UTCThe product placement this ep was top tier I'm gonna go buy more nilla wafers those look fire
Quinn
2024-10-17 21:18:12 +0000 UTCgotta finish later but y'all should know that first half was electric
IDontGiveAShk
2024-10-17 20:43:51 +0000 UTCsick background archie 👍
FreetstheGreat
2024-10-17 19:55:44 +0000 UTCthat animated segment looks sick
Magic Future
2024-10-17 19:37:22 +0000 UTCThere’s something so funny between the dichotomy of slimes villain voice followed by Aiden’s “I played both sides 🤓” voice
Aj Bollinger
2024-10-17 19:31:35 +0000 UTCLudwig jumpscare
Amirite
2024-10-17 19:29:58 +0000 UTCplease god I would buy the premium for nick presents the roast of asmongold
Shaun Potter
2024-10-17 19:21:21 +0000 UTCNick saying “this show sucks” after one of the funniest premium bits of the year is crazy. This better go in the Best Of
Steven Danielkutty
2024-10-17 19:06:31 +0000 UTCI could have told you he was gonna crumble the cookies as soon as slime gained cookie power
ALEX BREEDON
2024-10-17 18:58:35 +0000 UTCfuck man 6 more weeks of winter
Christopher Bailey
2024-10-17 18:57:55 +0000 UTCwahoo!
Faye852
2024-10-17 18:09:04 +0000 UTC😋
Lechuga
2024-10-17 18:08:48 +0000 UTC
