Ep. 168 Premium - ludwig does an eye test [VIDEO]
Added 2024-10-03 18:29:32 +0000 UTC00:00:00 - the QT discord
00:02:06 - aiden has a Swedish mindset
00:05:49 - dan benson update
00:07:14 - the boys gets crass
00:08:50 - slime tried to stimulate his prostate
00:12:54 - aiden smacked himself in the balls
00:13:37 - nick has his most aura-less moment
00:17:12 - PGA tour has the nicest community
00:19:26 - PGA arcade machine
00:21:37 - ludwig got nipple twisted
00:23:01 - aiden got his first hasan reply
00:24:06 - hasan & ludwig beef
00:25:20 - slime is a genetic athlete
00:26:41 - sanchovies posted a TikTok of coaching nick
00:28:40 - ludwig & slime do an eye test
00:31:50 - the boys miscommunicate
00:35:00 - book club update
00:38:30 - nick drops a message in ludwigs stream
00:41:53 - car talk
00:44:44 - the boys browse rule34 (NSFW WARNING)
00:49:19 - ludwig finds a zyn
00:52:25 - Greece take over da world
00:53:20 - the boys open up and share
00:56:30 - not washing your hair
00:58:06 - no russian
01:00:45 - faking zombies records
01:02:21 - thanks for watching
Comments
Had to pause this 10 minutes in because I’m listening at work, forgot my headphones, and now everyone in the office knows how slime stimulates his prostate.
Eleáde
2024-11-13 17:40:01 +0000 UTCI just joined the patreon and this was the first episode I watched. I forgot they don't censor anything on here so I randomly switched over to the tab and was met with Yoshi's pussy.
Jamie
2024-11-07 02:22:33 +0000 UTCfinally got patreon specifically to hear about Slime’s prostate adventures. Good episode, no regrets, I will continue giving y’all my money 👍
ShaeKababy
2024-10-29 17:07:41 +0000 UTCthis was my first patreon episode i have learned so much about slime today
Rohaan
2024-10-27 05:47:13 +0000 UTC"dude i've already done this a thousand times" in the last 2 seconds of the video
Benjamin Searson
2024-10-26 03:14:05 +0000 UTCWould like a follow up with the prostate talk
Ken -_-
2024-10-18 20:01:54 +0000 UTCNot your stupid baka life 😔
Sub Bot
2024-10-17 23:29:45 +0000 UTCGreece did win ww1
Dr. Videogames
2024-10-15 23:37:18 +0000 UTCJust wanted to say the convo about not washing your hair was the whitest stuff yall have ever said in the history of the pod lmfao
Kiss Me Already
2024-10-12 01:51:53 +0000 UTCi love this fucking podcast man. just four guys talking about stimulating their prostates. what’s better than this.
dj khaled
2024-10-11 21:32:24 +0000 UTCHugh laughrie on the pod would be sick
Dr. Videogames
2024-10-09 20:10:04 +0000 UTCoh.
johndoe42069911
2024-10-09 03:09:20 +0000 UTCcool captions at 34:44
jeff222222234454543wwrfjuvgrihvurvjrhuiwvhfvf
2024-10-08 05:22:51 +0000 UTChttps://www.reddit.com/r/InternetCommentEtiq/s/O4HeM1WtzZ
ur daddy
2024-10-08 02:11:56 +0000 UTCbtw as far as ai ruining r34 i definitely agree but you can filter it by adding minus sign in front "-ai_generated" to the search. happy gooning and good luck on the prostate orgasm mr slime machine
ray
2024-10-07 19:36:49 +0000 UTCof course CIAimen likes johnny harris
Lemons
2024-10-07 15:48:10 +0000 UTCspoiler alert for 13 year old game.. soap dies in mw3 and it makes price distrust the new player character
duke danger
2024-10-07 14:00:12 +0000 UTCSlime’s “that’s how you defeat a Zelda boss” had me crying
Tyr
2024-10-07 01:52:20 +0000 UTCbro i went my entire life without knowing what happens in mw2 and the day i was planning on finishing act 3 of the campaign nick drops the bomb that ghost dies. fuck my stupid baka life
Xinran Zhang
2024-10-06 22:43:08 +0000 UTCI just want you guys to know that the artist who drew that motorcycle (Kogito) is a legend among my friends
Ian
2024-10-06 22:25:51 +0000 UTCSoap dies in MW3 :(
Idrewgthing
2024-10-06 18:10:28 +0000 UTC7:14 if we as a society get wiped out I hope this is all that’s left as evidence of our existence.
GOJIRA
2024-10-06 18:00:06 +0000 UTCCaught a stray as a Chilean
Sixto Morales
2024-10-06 17:31:36 +0000 UTCslime is wrong ab zyns, its nicotine salts and fillers. it has nothing to do with tobacco
Charlie Weaver
2024-10-06 17:19:46 +0000 UTCSlime's prostate adventure caught me off guard, as a 34yo straight man I can appreciate the bravery
Joni Laine
2024-10-06 12:44:22 +0000 UTCDude! I have a home golden tee handheld set, me and my friends love that shit. No online though :/
Macrol
2024-10-06 07:59:31 +0000 UTCmy chem professor looks like slime and he's nice af just thought i should say. likehes like if slime was a nice chem professor
cosmo y astro
2024-10-06 06:59:16 +0000 UTCNothing wrong with a finger in the bum
Jordan Macaulay
2024-10-05 21:32:51 +0000 UTCim eating my weekly yard taco bell meal, that I specifically get as my comfort food to watch my comfort characters shoot the shit... and now i have nothing but an image of slimes prostate and asshole in my head while i smash this cantina chicken quesadilla bro. Lifes dope
cuddr
2024-10-05 21:18:24 +0000 UTCshampooing everyday is definitely fine for some hair types. i’ve tried not shampooing for a couple months and my body never corrected, i was just always oily looking. i’ve tried shampooing once a week or every 4 days, i still always get way oilier than im comfortable with.
Artemis O'Reilly-Hahn
2024-10-05 19:36:30 +0000 UTCMy scalp gets so much dandruff if i dont wash and condition my hair
Leo
2024-10-05 19:10:43 +0000 UTCDan benson yard episode when? (even if its just on the patreon)
TEAKO
2024-10-05 18:05:14 +0000 UTCSlime: Keep speaking your shit, king.
Eggart
2024-10-05 17:09:01 +0000 UTCAiden better than slime
Antonio Agüero
2024-10-05 05:43:03 +0000 UTCBro arctic thunder was such a good game
Johnny
2024-10-05 05:36:09 +0000 UTCProstate stimulation ftw
Jacob Winkler
2024-10-05 05:08:23 +0000 UTCBit late getting back to this but please don't
Melissa Smits
2024-10-05 04:36:58 +0000 UTCIf I had one I would absolutely be trying to find that sucker. I guess you never know whether you like it until you hit the spot
Melissa Smits
2024-10-05 04:19:55 +0000 UTCalso the bike is so crazy I've never looked at something that is so clearly intended to be sexual and been so not turned on in my life
sbin
2024-10-05 03:16:29 +0000 UTCim too autistic to listen 2 the car fluid section sorry fellas please read 1 Haynes guide thank u xx
sbin
2024-10-05 03:10:32 +0000 UTCHands down best premium ep ever purely for the prostate stimulation conversation
Johl
2024-10-05 02:25:05 +0000 UTCi was smiling so much listening to this as a fellow greek hehe
spana
2024-10-05 02:07:22 +0000 UTCWhat a down right hilarious episode! Worth every penny.
Micah Arndt
2024-10-05 00:58:26 +0000 UTCLudwig dressed like Peter Griffin
Matias
2024-10-04 23:42:20 +0000 UTCyou can comb out the dirty stuff and cold water works wonders, no shampoo needed !
Jordan Scheller
2024-10-04 23:36:55 +0000 UTCI need Slime to know that its not too late for him to be an elite athlete if he starts training now
Chuck
2024-10-04 23:20:39 +0000 UTCMy dad and 2 older brothers love Golden Tee so much they my dad went out and bought the latest golden tee arcade machine for like $20k and put it in his house. If you're playing online there's a good chance you're being stomped by my 65 yr father in his bathrobe
Dane Zeeb
2024-10-04 22:57:32 +0000 UTCDude these fellas need to not talk about fluid
Jake Ingram
2024-10-04 22:46:21 +0000 UTCI tried to listen to this while running and had to stop I just couldn’t
Dylan Rexrode
2024-10-04 21:52:42 +0000 UTChey man the patreon comments are not the place to be hitting on people, dont ever do this shit again, it is weird - the management
The Yard
2024-10-04 21:00:19 +0000 UTCI can’t read the first E, am I cooked?
Very__mild
2024-10-04 19:58:26 +0000 UTCbro it's so damn hard to find the prostate dude
ryan w
2024-10-04 19:04:01 +0000 UTCSlime can finally have the advice show he wants
Austin Maile
2024-10-04 17:39:50 +0000 UTCYa know what. I think it’s ok that slime tried to stimulate his prostate. And it’s NOT cuz I once tried…. It’s definitely not. But it’s a normal thing to do if I did.
Sully Whalen
2024-10-04 16:35:38 +0000 UTCI think its so cool that Slime openly talked about stimulating his prostate. As someone who identifies as straight, its nice to see a man who also identifies as straight, openly discussing his sexual curiosity and sexual experiences that I have felt too shameful to share to my male friends before. Thanks again for presenting healthy masculinity
Joseph Vellutini
2024-10-04 16:31:20 +0000 UTCReally didn't expect the beginning with this title.
Peter Beikes Møller
2024-10-04 16:28:18 +0000 UTC"What do you think happened in World War 1" "Greece won"
Ian Zane
2024-10-04 16:26:14 +0000 UTCI’m locked in at work while listening to this episode barely actually listening. I hear them all say “Ohhh yea that’s perfect!” I unlock my phone to see what they’re talking about. Bam, motorcycle rule 34
C
2024-10-04 16:16:49 +0000 UTCSlime discovers he’s greek and IMMEDIATELY start fingering his butthole. Really makes you think
Daimondz
2024-10-04 16:02:40 +0000 UTCSlightly off topic, but you're really cute. Mind if I hit you up on IG?
Jens Marissens
2024-10-04 15:30:10 +0000 UTCThe entire vehicle fluid debate gave me severe brain damage.
Jens Marissens
2024-10-04 15:18:15 +0000 UTCThis is very illuminating thank you
Melissa Smits
2024-10-04 14:46:36 +0000 UTCButtsex just has a certain flavour to it, "anal" is so clinical
Melissa Smits
2024-10-04 14:45:47 +0000 UTCCan't remember if it came up here or in the main, but there's a big Spanish Minecraft event called Dedsafio running right now, it's a month-long hardcore world with various challenges and it's been pretty entertaining to watch!
Melissa Smits
2024-10-04 14:44:58 +0000 UTCLud's out here riding on a motorcycle with THAT eyesight
Boppin
2024-10-04 14:20:29 +0000 UTCApologies, I was confused two weeks ago when Aiden said the first DnD episode would come out on October 2nd. I mistakenly thought he meant October 2nd, 2024. I now realize he must have meant October 2nd, 2025. I can't wait! Only one more year of waiting!
CAPTAINxCOOKIES
2024-10-04 13:51:10 +0000 UTCFive wasn’t a DLC map for black ops 1, you just had to unlock it during the campaign
Devin
2024-10-04 13:09:05 +0000 UTComg i watched the sanch tiktok and had NO idea it was nick until just now
Jake Murray
2024-10-04 12:51:32 +0000 UTCOof Five isn’t dlc Also wait we’ve know for years syndicate faked it lmao.
Jtag
2024-10-04 11:08:57 +0000 UTCAiden slime power hour, how to reach your prostate 240p
Seth Williams
2024-10-04 10:52:27 +0000 UTCSlime that should have gone on the super secret Ep
PJ White
2024-10-04 07:18:40 +0000 UTCjust a sweet second of yoshis bare back butt and balls
Joe F Mazurek
2024-10-04 07:13:22 +0000 UTCas a chilean with a swedish best friend, they fucking hate chileans
Martin Gomez
2024-10-04 06:06:40 +0000 UTC6 minutes in and i could tell this is a goated ep
ramnslam
2024-10-04 06:05:01 +0000 UTC59:43 spoiler alert for COD 2023 Soap is dead on MW3(2023) Makarov shoots him in the head. And Ghost is alive
Glauco Nascimento
2024-10-04 06:01:37 +0000 UTCHanvin stronk listenin g to convo bout brake fluid
jumpingmeatloaf
2024-10-04 05:01:09 +0000 UTCNah condom is real comes with lube and softens out hard edges
Benjamin G
2024-10-04 03:52:08 +0000 UTCthis is an insane first ten minutes
Andrew Uddin
2024-10-04 03:42:19 +0000 UTCBROTHER I was in Safeway at that part and I also made some kind of audible grunt
Jason Queen
2024-10-04 02:24:48 +0000 UTCAsking for a friend
Austin Maile
2024-10-04 01:07:02 +0000 UTCCan we please can a Patreon exclusive of Aiden giving us a how to for a Prostate Orgasm?
Austin Maile
2024-10-04 01:06:51 +0000 UTCholy shit i came across the sanchovies tik tok earlier today, that is so fucking funny
Jose Denova
2024-10-04 00:46:24 +0000 UTCLINK IN BIO FOR GAY BUTT SEX NOT ANAL OR GAY BUTT PORN 👆👆👆
delphox
2024-10-04 00:02:34 +0000 UTCI want to apologize to all the other customers in this ALDIs for the noise I made when slime started talking about his prostate
Jozef
2024-10-03 23:44:55 +0000 UTCSlime I had the same experience. I feel like this might be a bald autistic man bond that we share because we have a lot of experiences in common. I think I’m going to try to buy this device online to get my prostate because I know I’m missing out on something great
T W
2024-10-03 22:54:11 +0000 UTCalso slime’s so right abt ai & rule 34... it will definitely increase the production but it’ll lose the Spirit of it... rule 34 is a hallowed art & a near religious practice & it is sacrilegious to soullessly pump out obscene niche porn
Cosmo
2024-10-03 22:44:15 +0000 UTCBIG moneymaking idea for a new patreon show: prostate stimulation guide 🔥🔥
Cosmo
2024-10-03 22:14:58 +0000 UTCSlime is the one true ally, we love a sex positive king
Aidan Koder
2024-10-03 22:05:35 +0000 UTCExplaining the brakes: imagine your brake pedal is the handle of a pump, when you press it as most liquid are uncompressable it pushes the liquid down a tube and at the other end of this pipe is the caliper, which is basically a plunger that gets pushed by the fluid to clamp around the rotor. TLDR: you push pedal, it push liquid, liquid push plunger (caliper) and plunger pushes into the rotor like a clamp
austin slayer
2024-10-03 22:02:39 +0000 UTCSlime is brave and real for this one.
BigW
2024-10-03 21:40:08 +0000 UTCI played hydro thunder as a baby boi, had so much fun me and my dad looked for it on a console. We ended up with a GameCube disc of it and played it constantly. Shit was the best fucking shit I dun ever played
austin slayer
2024-10-03 21:38:26 +0000 UTCLoving how much of slime we’re getting (please help they won’t let me leave)
Emily Bialecki
2024-10-03 21:37:07 +0000 UTCFinds out he’s Greek Frame 1 starts playing with his prostate That’s so beast
Grant
2024-10-03 21:32:23 +0000 UTCi’m in a library and the prostate section came on and i burst out laughing
FreetstheGreat
2024-10-03 21:22:52 +0000 UTCHydro thunder at the arcade with my dad are some of my favorite childhood memories. That one, marvel v capcom, and the simpsons sidescroller were the shit growing up
Taro
2024-10-03 21:21:23 +0000 UTCThis may be a dumb question but is the merch store closed?
Mikey
2024-10-03 21:05:55 +0000 UTCunless you got long fingers you gotta use a tool or device of some kind
Charlie Rone
2024-10-03 20:19:17 +0000 UTCI had to pause the audio only 10 mins in to watch the prostate portion
Sunny D
2024-10-03 20:13:07 +0000 UTCAI is just going to facilitate Rule 35: "An addendum of the internet rules stating that if there is no porn of it, it will be made."
Jenny Lyons
2024-10-03 19:56:22 +0000 UTCwish they spoke about the union
Michael LaManna
2024-10-03 19:46:36 +0000 UTCI'm gonna say something brave, but slime needs a trans girlfriend. I will not elaborate
Eris
2024-10-03 19:34:36 +0000 UTCI was not ready for todays episode
Houston Wyatt
2024-10-03 19:31:55 +0000 UTCThe labor sim I want to see is a guy getting flicked in the balls every time the woman has a contraction. Cuz I fully believe that getting hit in the balls is awful, but idk that I've heard of a guy having to endure the feeling of getting hit in the balls for like 24 hours
Jenny Lyons
2024-10-03 19:26:04 +0000 UTCThank you boys for talking about book club stuff cause it reminded me to read for a book club with my boyfriend lol
Lion Sharpener
2024-10-03 19:10:41 +0000 UTCOne of the best premos in a long time
NewtN
2024-10-03 18:56:09 +0000 UTCOnce you get the second finger in it changes the game slime
Nathan Snider
2024-10-03 18:55:17 +0000 UTCDan benson on the yard but only on the premium
lustava.
2024-10-03 18:39:59 +0000 UTCI flippin love you guys
Nathan Snider
2024-10-03 18:38:40 +0000 UTCperfect timing, just finished the main ep
Jacob Sharp
2024-10-03 18:37:57 +0000 UTCwahoo!
Faye852
2024-10-03 18:36:36 +0000 UTC