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Ep. 165 Premium - childhood thoughts [VIDEO]

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Slime is not kidding, please do not watch irreversible. Watched it my 2nd year of college thinking it wouldn’t be that bad but trust: it’s traumatizing. I’ll never watch it again

Hector

You nailed it. I have a hard time prescribing it sometimes because there will be times where there’s low supply. Most recently that occurred earlier this year around springtime. I prescribe it exactly for type 2 diabetes and obesity. Some patients have excellent results (one is down nearly 30 lbs in just 3 months), but others may not have much of an effect.

Hector

there's no audio version of this one

Jack Gemmen

i also used to have nightmares about Diesel when i was like 4 or 5 lmao

Trevor Marks

the bot comments are trying to find banned words to get personal information about the youtube channel they are trying to scam.

Lilli

I think so😂😂

Sebastian Esterhuysen

LOL. Kak funny and hello fellow saffa 👋🏼

JustQ

what the fuck

Jaxi

my soul says that they were talking about mew2king being down in South Africa

Kay

South African viewer here. Did this white boy say the K word at the end?

Rahul Ramkissoon

This episode is literally just what me and the homies talk about stoned as fuck. I fuckin love this.

Blayke

YOOO!!! Slime! I had the same blanket. Lol. What a flashback

Blayke

yeah blue slushy unless there’s a coke slushy

Hayden Hamilton

Aiden let’s go!! None of my friends knows poo sticks, what a hype game.

Thomas Reitwiesner

NICK! BASKETBALL SPINNING TIP HERE! Palm the ball on the bottom or top so ur fingers line with the seems, when you throw it up to spin twist HARD! Look to have the spinning finger land in the part where all the seems meet to hold it in place. This will make it easier to hit and keep the spin going.

Rj Muscarella

Actually most presidents were under 6 feet tall

Joshua Haskett

BRO I asked my fiancé what flavor slushie she would drink, THIS BITCH SAID BLUE LMFAO

Ben On-It

Bro slime is saying how I spell my name is wrong… damm

nick app

btw, that circle game thing, I played that when I was a little kid in Ethiopia. We had a lot of similar contraptions as kids to entertain ourselves.

eleonar crimson

Piece of cake eh boys

pooter

Damn I lived in Rockford IL too as a small child, wonder what grade school Aiden went too, were the same age.

Tony Sink

Aiden is valid about that Diesel 10 guy, as a kid I had nightmares about him so often LMAO

Wildstar

slime is right about nerds and sweet tart ropes

Mondae Spencer

Nick cooked with angela's apple, that was incredible

Edric Sanchez

was also afraid of diesel 10 from thomas the tank engine as a kid, my dad thought it was funny so its his username and pfp on everything now. hes in NFT and crypto discords as diesel 10 its kinda wack

Niko

i literally thought they were talking about brittany mahomes the whole time and was so confused. at first i thought it was some next level bit but they were so serious about it that i had to look up if brittany mahomes had done an episode with the yard.

nickchow

I live and grew up in Rockford, and the old settlement place Aiden mentioned is called “midway village”

Matt

Season of the sticks is about pre-snow winter lmao

penquins

This episode reminded me to take my ozempic (would not recommend if you don’t have diabetes)

JayTuber

Okay but I do put on this podcast to help fall asleep sometimes 😂😭

Katie Kemp

I think that the swamp monster toy that Nick was talking about before they changed subjects was a Burger King toy. You would press on the stomach and it would shoot water out of it. if you Google “Burger King Swamp thing toy“ it will show a picture of it.

Erik Wengenroth

I also had nightmares about Diesel 10, shit is lowkey terrifying at 3

Jimmy

I also had nightmares of diesel 10 you're not alone aimen

Nut Butt Jammy Sammy

wait i remember you 😭 that was AGES ago lmao

doddi

The diabolo thing Nick was talking about is super popular in Taiwan, Japan and different parts of Europe. It originated in China so it's common for Chinese Schools in America to offer classes for it, I actually did this for Ludwig's first talent show stream a long while ago lol.

Steph

speak your truth king

Steph

Lud trying to claim Flex Rank is even more egregious, because if you look at the games he's getting hardcore carried

Thothrax

I don't know Brittany outside of the yard ep and I thought it was a great episode especially for a guest ep so it sucks to hear that her subreddit is so hateful about it

Logan Kelso

I love Brittany and I have dropped in on the subreddit and they are HYPER critical of her. I think part of it is people being overly critical of female creators AND the fact that she is so vocal about social issues compared to other creators. They're very similar to the insufferable people in Hasan's chat that nitpick everything. Anyway I'm glad they pointed this out bc I thought I was going crazy

Taylor

I held back when ludwig wore this coat during the schlatt episode but now he said it again and I cant stop myself anymore: Ludwig is NOT wearing a Peacoat. A peacoat is almost exclusively navy blue and always double-breasted. It has a very large collar, meant to be turned up to protect against the wind. Its also much shorter than a normal coat. It has its origin with sailors, which is why its also called a sailors jacket or a marine coat.

leftdesigner

Rockford, IL is a crazy pull

Manuel

I feel like no one laughed enough at Angelia’s Apple

Avery Langston

for the record i am a fan of brittany broski and i loved her episode on the yarmd

Nina

initial d fucking goated

shinji

Aiden has found his own Aiden in Cinna

Eric Jean

D&D better be released October 2nd would be the best birthday present ever also hope you guys having a good day

Ty Williams

Slime mentioned it @ 19:39, they found out from the DCOM movie "The Color of Friendship"

Jai

you guys could put a tent or 2 in the yard, backyard sleepover episode!

Keith Riessen

Don’t quote me, but I’m pretty sure Censor won a chip on FaZe in AW

Toby Beyer

As a South African if they dropped the k word after all that kefir talk Im going to have to find out how they learned it

kizu

Slime saying double mom at the beginning to represent us polygamist children. ✊

Poliglet

if you look at luds left foot about 5 seconds before your time stamp you can see him taking it off, presumably he kicks it upwards after

Maverick Owen

Wtf the random croc at 52:45 and it just is never addressed

Ronald Meeske

Rockford, IL mentioned!

slyotic

i fell down a gaspar rabbit hole that shit ruined my day

ramnslam

Maybe saying "hate" is too far. But most of my family and the people i grew up around are republicans, and i can say for a fact that none of them see woman as "equals" to men, going as far to say they don't think woman should be able to hold certain positions that men have. So he's not crazy far off

Kyotaz

Its actually "Pooh Sticks", named after Winnie the pooh

Kyotaz

My cuz hit me with a hidden jitsuu one day he like cupped his fart and then threw the airwaves at me. Shit was brutal

Jaime Lopez

Aiden are you talking about Naper Settlement in Naperville

iggy

I wanna see Slime's plushy night guard, the ghost sounds so adorable; reminds me of how I was afraid to sleep because I didn't want nightmares about the Squidward's Suicide creepypasta and the idea of being in heaven during the heat death of the universe

barcancelN

Fuckin love that kefir

Senji

It is an unfortunate spawn

Alex Jones

guy named Alex Jones

Thomps

Toby Beyer

Can nick and ludwig please do the cotton eye joe dance together n post it somewhere

Vanessa

“Circus” as an encompassing concept for PE is crazy.

Dru Roszka

slime, respectfully as possible i have ocd and i see a lot of similarities in the mechanics of how our brains work. ocd is horribly complex and presents itself in so many different ways depending on your upbringing and environment so it may not line up with your expectations. for example, avoidance of certain social situations is a huge component because it’s safer to avoid things that can cause your brain to go all AHHHH on you. understanding how ocd works is essential to decreasing symptoms because of how complex and deceptively illogical it is. i say that with nothing but peace and love <3

Nathan Whiles

13:47 might be the worst i’ve ever seen slime. I appreciate how the yard doesn’t get too political but to truly believe every single republican hates women is insane. It’s sad how polarized people are nowadays

Alex Jones

slime reading luds fit for filth

TEAKO

The orangutan next bit is so funny

Kaleb

I have the vents big enough for a smaller person to crawl through in the lab I work in. I'm way too large to do it but they're definitely big enough for a smaller person to army crawl through.

Benji

This is one for the books my white male podcasting sweetie pies 🙏

BbyPuddin

Stick It is a banger movie btw

SlawDaddy

oh hell ya the stick under the bridge race ep, i've been waiting for this one

Taro

I grew up playing pooh sticks and the wheel stick thing and it was sick

Jamie Fraser

I am woman and I will ONLY drink red slushy.

Emma

I was genuinely named after Thomas the tank engine, my parents let my siblings name me

Tom

How do I join the yard discord?

Rocco

Tbh me and my girl watch Brittney Broski until she said Cody Ko stuff. Crazy to keep watching and hate on her tho. Just move on

D. Dedert

I LOVED THAT ATV GAME. i played a bmx one that did the same thing its why i love ragdols now

Shlirby

As a CoD esports enthusiast I have so much to say…

lewis

Oh I guess I should’ve waited one minute

Craig (oof what a boring name)

Nicks talking about Diabolo

Craig (oof what a boring name)

Initial D fucks

Jaryd Beebe

at least from what i’ve seen, a lot of fans of brittany are more upset that she claims to be an outspoken ally to all, yet does not spread awareness for a lot of current issues (such as the war in palestine) and gets upset when people criticize her

skye

misinformation yard strikes again Censor ex is a mexican weather reporter (not brazilian). sorry i won’t let my local news channel be misrepresented in my niche paywall content!!!

geb

aiden was real asfk this ep like ill just say it he was tuff asfk he wasn't afraid to get into it like he was just a real solid guy lol yeah this is a classic though for sure

cosmo y astro

I HAVE THAT WOODY AND BUZZ BLANKET AND I USED IT AS A KID! He started talking about it and I instantly knew what it looked like! This is blowing my mind!

Atomsizedbacon

Yo wait I’m 21 and I rolled the hoop around all the time as a kid (like as a 5-10yo), like we’d throw it out and give it a ton of backspin so it’d roll back to us, or we’d bounce it as high as we could it to the other person, or if we had grass one person would throw it and the other person would try to jump through it circus style, or maybe we’d just throw it high up as we could and see who threw it the highest (the judge was like 20m up a tree) if you could do it with a ball we tried it with a hoop, kicking it was very satisfying, but yeah all that shit was entertaining as hell. I should note that I grew up rural Australia lmao

Ben

I had the exact same comforter as slime growing up :)

Malachi Mcmillan

in reference to nick asking if the yard is our stuffed animals, i fall asleep every night to a random pod ep on a sleep timer so kinda yeah

Logan Impink

I was terrified of the iron giant as a kid

Fallstream

I will also say in regards to Lud's mom not losing a lot of weight; they usually up the dosage VERY SLOWLY to avoid making your tummy upset all the time. She's probably still on a lower dose and they'll ramp it up over another six months.

Virginia Engroff

Former HVAC apprentice(quit after 6 months for a more fun job because I have soft hands I guess) and as far as ducts you can sneak through slime is right where most of the time you’ll be working with the insulated tube ducts. It’s way easier to work with. the square metal stuff that you see in the movies is still used sometimes, but you would never have a run large enough to actually crawl through. If you did it would likely be just a small section close to the unit, with smaller runs you can’t fit in that branch off and actually go to the rooms. If you think about how a building is built and consider the limited room you have to install utilities (in between walls for plumbing and electrical, and in the spaces between ceilings and floors for HVAC) you’ll realize that unfortunately very few buildings have the real estate for duct based espionage to be viable, although I do agree that the 4’7 president makes our odds a little bit better if we choose to pursue that option.

carpetburns

Nick started off right about Ozempic with the first word. It does inhibit. It inhibits the brain from wanting to eat. It's not that it makes you full. It works for addiction in this way. Makes your brain less interested in what you're addicted to, for fat people that's usually food. Then the brain stops associating the good brain chemical with the addictive thing. I'm a type 1 diabetic and I've been on and off different variations of ozempic since 2019. This new one they're putting me on could get me almost completely off of insulin for the first time in 25 years which could be really neat. I paused the video so I don't even know where this conversation goes I just wanted to throw some info out there because everyone just thinks it's a make you feel full drug. And while the symptoms of taking it are usually unpleasant gastric symptoms, that's not why or how it's working and I think it's interesting. Anywho. Thanks for reading if you did!

Virginia Engroff

Hello fellow juggler here, 2 balls one hand is very common to learn because 4 ball juggling is that same thing but on each side so essentially it's two ball juggling in each hand and they never cross

Kenneth

On the topic of recurring nightmares, my fiance who also watches the podcast, has dreams that Slime chases him around and does the leprechaun voice. I'm not joking, he's had this dream probably ten times and it terrifies him.

Cole Dunahugh

midway village mentioned jupijej had my 5th birthday there and crashed out because i couldnt do stick and hoop correctly

glitter

as a yard and broski report double-fister, slime’s take is… yeah. she’s literally just a human who’s experiencing the world for the first time. #leavebrittanyalone

payton

Poor Aimen spittin up his milkies everywhere >>I went to middle school in Oregon and they had us learn and perform the entirety of the Cotton-eyed Joe song in PE, it was honestly kind of fun

Skiddly Winks

nick got a set of fushigis under his bed 100%

SVZN77

hey I understand if you have to bleep shit for youtube but I pay for the patreon I wanna hear all heinous shit that gets cut

Brady

yeah I didn't fuck with Diesel 10 either aimen

sbin

The devil sticks/diablo segment brought back so many memories because there was almost a whole year where everyone who was atleast slightly cool had a diablo and would just do insane tricks all the time and it was so fun and cool .

Otto

Also am diagnosed OCD and feared the closet.

Pyrogman245

Holy shit. I had a very similar Toy Story blanket as a kid and I am also undiagnosed autistic

Pyrogman245

Aiden looks like his dad could be John cena

Daisy Maribel

The shortest president ever was James Maddison at a stout 5’4”, he was also an amazing letter writer who wrote letters for George Washington and congress to each other, he essentially wrote letters to himself and was too nervous to say anything about it

Paul Gomez

Idk, I honestly thought it was interesting to hear how Brittany’s fans reacted to The Yard. I think a lot of the jokey misogyny didn’t play as well with people unfamiliar to the pod and whatnot

Joseph Lupo

Every episode slime just confirms the autism allegations

Steven Johnson

Aiden just got to the part where you were talking about ye olde hoop and stick game. I’m from rockford and I played the same game at the same place (midway village I think) crazy to hear about that

Conley

Aiden’s jeans are cute as hell also as someone with severe chronic illnesses Nick is right, most doctors are evil

Elizabeth Dawn

never related to aimen before but I too pissed the bed abt Diesel 10

Sims Kuester

Please do sleepover pod!! Real nightowls rise up 🦉🦉🌙

Sóley Nótt

Bro Stick It used to hit back in the day I forgot about that movie

Tanner

u gotta watch bullet train aimen

doddi

pingle

doddi

ozempic is primarily a diabetic medication but is prescribed off-label for weight loss. It's main effects though are to negate the symptoms of diabetes; changing insulin and glucose production and hormones that affect how full you feel and how fast you digest food. It is not designed to make you lose weight, though that can be a side effect. It is a super bummer though that celebs have made it main stream knowledge that ozempic is effective for "easy" weight loss for anybody (including average bodied people who want it for cosmetic reasons) because there are now supply issues for the drug and people who use it for diabetes are having a harder time getting it despite the claims being inaccurate, simply put. ik y'all are joking about it but I feel like there isn't enough awareness around the drug and the effects that are happening as a result of cosmetic, non-essential, use of the drug. It really is more important for diabetics to be able to acquire their medication than getting your waistline snatched pharmaceutically also super excited for cinna to come on, thanks slime :)

Jason Zasserr

If you do not release dnd this calendar year I will fail three death saving throws on purpose in real life

Greasy Melon

Ludwig citing Stick Season as if it's not a song about Vermont and not mass (and yes they're close but us real Vermonters hate y'all so I'm saying it doesn't count for mass people)

Johl

Tim Pool skates the same way a guy at a party plays guitar.

Sunny D

Luds fit brazy

Joe

My balls is hot frfr

jumpingmeatloaf

wahoo!

Faye852

Top 5 women intro is crazy

jacob ritchie


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