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Ep. 162 Premium - Penis Star League [AUDIO]

Ep. 162 Premium - Penis Star League [AUDIO]

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Damn I didn’t believe you at first but then I googled it. Shot at is more accurate though, as only 6 have been hit with a bullet

Syd

Presidents are fucked though, 15% of them have been shot while in office

ajens

That mf jones just loved to control people. He would convince his wife that God isn't real and call her stupid for believing in it. Then convince her that God is real and she shouldn't have dropped her faith. He did that a couple times to her. Also when can I join the Aiden cult? That would be so hype and I'd be devoted member. Word is bond.

Jade Billy

0.001% chance of being shot as a congressman and 0.0157% chance of being shot as a citizen in Jacksonville. Slime is right

Syd

Me (in medical school) listening to the pod remembering why I chose medicine (to let the snake bite them) and to serve my fellow man (lose band for band to podcaster)

Ethan

My goal in life now is to finish my nursing degree and go on the podcast and explain nursing to the boys

Jordan Renshaw

I took a friend to the Scientology building in Clearwater, they followd my car for like 15 mins after we left lol

Clayton Jones

In Norway you have to answer a survey when you turn 18 and you can say that you aren’t interested and then you probably won’t do military service

Håkon Bjercke

On the topic of not being good at games, I think a big part of it is people who "used to be good" were just a combination of innately good and somewhat practiced, whereas now people actively research and lab games. In addition, there's just way more people that take games seriously, so there are way more people that have that innate talent. I used to be in the top 1% of League players in the early days (when the Insec kick was considered the apex of micro) and now I end each split in Gold. I could likely push for Plat, or maybe Emerald, but I couldn't never return to that 1% because the amount of hours people grind and the amount of people who are just absolutely goated are both way higher. I'm *better* at League than I was 10 years ago, but now I'm a fraction of the rank.

Viola Alethia

FLAVOR AID MENTIONED

Blake Krauss

Stopped listening to chuckle sammich because they're too much with the ads

Joe VanKeuren

You joke about chuckle sandwich but every time they auto play after the yarn with some annoying ass ad read I hit my dog out of frustration

Elliot Brazier

oh no, another jacksonville yardigan

Keegan McClanahan

Common slime W

Hunter

Found out kwanzaa is not Jewish nor religious

daniel lobatos

Jewish Ray-Kwanzaa

daniel lobatos

jacksonville mentioned!

angel

It’s funny how 3 seconds of good* research would have confirmed the story of the lady outside of the Scientology building

ChaseHopkins

southern gun culture is beast as fuck when I was in high school I had a coworker with an expensive ass designer purse with a custom gun holster inside of it so her shit wouldn’t swang around in there

Sophie Tanker

I was too invested and found Tory Magoo’s dad. His name is Paul Christman and he’s in the college football hall of fame. Also she is a big deal and was essentially a spy for Scientology before leaving and becoming a big critic.

Xavier Perez

my family is from rural Texas and out there you kinda do just get a learner's gun and learn how to shoot, I got a BB gun when I was 10 and my dad taught me to shoot

Cooper Williams

Bro i never comment but Muhammad and Mohammad are both americanized pronunciations of the same name, i wanted to blow my shit smoov off at the beginning

1Nood7

Not so sure about the naming of the “Nico Team”

NewtN

Yard cult might be swag tho I’d be so down to throw it all away

Powerful and Intimidating Words

:)

Cameron Roushey

AND THE CROWD GOES WILD CHANTING. JEWISH RAYQUAZA

dot doot

Post it on twitter or shub up

Pohkes

Drop discord or Snapchat i got you

Andy

Send paycheck or quiet time for you

Pohkes

You touch no paper lil dog

Andy

Put the fries in the bag

Pohkes

Hour late today smh this better be a banger

Andy


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