Ep. 146 Premium - Paramotoring over Pyramids [VIDEO]

use rocketmoney to cancel your patreon

Logan Liao

Fun fact: the VA who voiced Wakka also voiced Jake the Dog in Adventure Time & Bender from Futurama (among others)

Andrew Poor

prolly already said this on the 1st watch, but biltzball might be the worst part of ffx

ZoinksZombies

Still waiting for a Ludwig and Squeex Virgin Suicides watch along

Elizabeth Dawn

Ok I'm months late to the party so maybe this has been solved in the meantime but I really hope Taika Waititi's Inbetweeners cred from Nick gets rescinded. He didn't direct it, he did the pilot of the failed American adaptation that kept none of the charm. Until the last couple of years I liked to refer to it as his one and only miss.

Theo Higgins

Definitely other way around, Slime is left

Dennis Miller

Pingu

surma

i think aiden was wiggling his toes the entire ep

Mateo

“People who are weird don’t deserve to die” - Ludwig Anders he’s so real for this

doolsey

Lol squeex, Lud, and Qt watching challengers is such a funny idea

Zach Standen

Holy fuck Nick Dracula flow sounds dumb af and I would watch the fuck out of it

Jtag

I actually laughed at out loud at 36:24 the hardest I have in a while. thanks yard people <3

Terah Mohrmann

not sure what i heard but does slime think isreal is doing the right thing? love the ep if this is not the case!

fraud.records

Got a trick for Zipper, when you need to show the Instagram pictures like Lud and Squeex one this ep and you don't want to log in to view, right click and view in another Tab and it works.

Scott

Brother, I’m an adult 5$ doesn’t mean shit to anyone. Don’t act like it’s a barrier to entry

Leonopterix

Watch the extra hour because the banter is funny and sometimes guests, obviously y’all are a comedy podcast I’m not taking this shit seriously, unfortunately text didn’t convey emotion I don’t think it’s a massive leap in my mind from y’all making political jokes to almost immediately talking about flying in para motors over Northern Africa considering todays world

Leonopterix

LMFAO WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT BRO thanks for the $5 real shit

The Yard

that movie sucks -slime

The Yard

I canceled my gym member ship and when they asked why I said "I work two jobs to pay my bills I cant afford it im poor" and the guy laughed and looked at his computer and marked while saying out loud "not enough time"

Dean

Ludwig doing the thing he hates other people doing to him to Kiersten Dunst and then defending it might be the craziest thing I’ve ever seen him do💀

Daniel

How did you make it to the Patreon? I really want to know how you paid for an extra hour of a comedy podcast, yet don’t seem to understand jokes The paramotoring connection is purely your skitzo projection btw lmao

Smile

My old gym tried to make me come in to cancel so I told them I had covid and they did it over the phone lol

Shawn fields

It’s a British term, just means to talk with no meaning

Leonopterix

Slime taking classically left leaning views and saying “a bunch of conservative guys” is hilarious, this dude is 34 and knows less politics than high school students. Also, are they trying to reference October 7 with the para motor thing? Do they think the pyramids are in isreal? Maybe it’s totally unrelated and just conveniently makes them all look like morons

Leonopterix

If someone doesn’t like blitzball it’s a skill issue

Tj Sullivan

Talking simply to fill space or because you feel like you should/have to.

Daniel

Slime is 100% right. Bringing someone on in good faith and purposefully misrepresenting them is absolute dog ass. Ludwig not caring is weird, but if he doesn’t care then why tf would I. But that doesn’t change the fact that they’re dogshit human beings for doing it.

Daniel

Wtf is waffeling

Andreas

Brother may I respectfully recommend touching some grass

Chuck

I just watched the virgin suicides and i can't even explain how insane it is to for a guy to say to kirsten dunst "me and my bro watch it every year" its like they are the characters in the movie infatuated with 16 year old kirsten dunst it comes across as so fucking weird and hilarious and its so funny ludwig and squeex had no idea what they were talking about

kron

they have a house of them. crazy stuff look it up

biqxed

You can say I liked blitzball with an all lvl 99 team with all techniques unlocked

PooPstINK

Ludwig's premiere story is legit hilarious in such a ludwig way lmao

TenaciousDealer

The gang learns the word waffling

Asger Korsgaard

I also have a collections guy from anytime that calls me every few months and I just tell him to find another job

Declan Cherico

Thank you for the excellent story Ludwig

Jordan Mark

Someone has actually made an edit along the lines of what nick said. It’s just nick talking and making quips with everyone else and their dialogue edited out

Declan Cherico

Slime is absolutely right because I had a finance bro phase 2 years ago and watched a lot of Graham Stephan and that guy would definitely sacrifice all of his viewers in a giant blender for a few more millions

Declan Cherico

Nick gets a rep for not speaking a lot but he actually has banger stories when he goes off

Andrew Dale

I'm sorry Ludwig, but blitzball was absolutely miserable.

Laserbeamblock

Slime is real for speaking the truth - a Nick clips only ep would go hard

Shelby Thomas

I would also like to know lol

Antibagel

i feel like i sort of know through context, but can someone please tell me what the fuck "waffles" means

dawnek

Most FF minigames go unreasonably hard tbh, Blitzball was good not great tho. Has a bit of a cult following, subset of people were calling for a standalone game and that's lunacy. Enjoy it any time I replay FFX, though! :)

I'm Soraaa

Not just you, it's definitely quieter

Poliglet

I feel Nick's gym story so deeply; I moved back home across the country during the pandemic and Planet Fitness wouldn't cancel my plan for the longest time unless I canceled it in person at the one planet fitness in Manhattan that I went to.

Riley Benton Allen

ludwig was electric this video

Jake Mendiola

I actually liked blitzball lol

Christopher Seei

Not everyone watches his streams goat

Nathan Moser

I see what you're saying, but you're kind of just describing The Yard, no? That's what it is, they cut each other off, and has led to some incredible episodes - fuslie's as an example. Where she might not understand everything, but was game to be involved. And even seemed interested in them as much as they were interested in her. I guess my point is that the general structure of the podcast likely isn't going to change, because its very clearly successful and the boys like doing it. I understand why you wouldn't blame Linus, but I would guess that if anything were to change, the guests they bring on would be more selective.

oaka

I was not prepared to listen to that paramotor guy fall

Tuan Le

I wish ludwig would not repeat stories on here and on his stream

Trent M

knew The Virgin Suicides was coming up when you started the story and that is seriously crazy. say Drop Dead Gorgeous next time, it'll go better

Mondae Spencer

Ludwig describing the end of the Kirsten Dunst interaction is the hardest I've ever laughed at the yard

Patches

you mentioned llt forums and I would be so down for The Yard forums

Brady

In his words “my flying machine”

Joe Panicks

Great episode as always. Don’t know if this is just me but the primo always sounds quieter than the main ep even at full volume. It makes it a bit hard to listen to in the car

snotyep

this barely makes me feel slightly less bad about chuckling at the video. horrifying all the way through obviously but “help me i just crashed my flying machine” is such a funny thing to say i can’t help but laugh

B

Agreed I hate them and that whole culture

Maxwell Reichart

i’ve struggled through about 15 mins of iced coffee hour podcast and i can genuinely say that seeing michael reeves punch the shit out of that guy was super satisfying, would recommend watching that fight just for the vibes alone

beepboop

i dont really have bread like that so i am just ignoring it and if they take me to court hope that a cheap lawyer can get me out of it bc it does not seem like its something they could win legally

Eddy

i had the same gym issue, the difference is that i had a trainer attached which i had also obv tried to cancel and couldnt so when i cancelled the payments through the bank they sent to collections. been getting harassed for $5.4 k in services i did not use and could not cancel for the past several years now

Eddy

The jecht shot makes blitz ball pretty fun

Notsodeadpool15

sorry what does waffling mean

S.A

Blitzball is sick af. I hate that the quip after "I love dogs" makes me laugh every time i listen to the episode again lmaoo

Calvin Ly

i dont wanna say he deserves it, but i met the paramotor guy and my homie had class w him. his ass is sooooooooooo annoying man it might’ve been divine retribution

serendipitous goatsie

man I love how unanimous the comments are about those guys

Steph

Happy Birthday Slime!

Sarah

blitzball sucks so bad...

Gray Bangs

Iced coffee hour is top 5 worst podcasts

Sean

slime is so right when he's right. the linus episode felt like a lot of him waffling which is fine but I felt awkward because the guys just sat there quietly while linus spoke, instead of the usual 'everyone involved' dynamics.

Ella

Happy birdday slime anders gaming

Fennjamin

I actually really liked Blitzball.. wtf...

Kyle Cockrum

Thinking of iced coffee hour boils my blood guys, those assholes are the fucking worst. They’d Fuck over any lives in the search of a little extra money. I don’t get why anyone gives them a second of their time.

Tomás Lane

It’s funny, I remember defending Lud in the comments of that short

Kayd

If you didnt have to play it 200 times for items I'd say blitzball is a great optional mini game

Matthew Forbes

fun israel fact: a big reason why conservatives love israel so much is because evangelical Christians believe that jews need to control the holy land in order to bring about the second coming. very weird

patrick

57:05 without skipping a beat I said,”yeah I was in between hers” And then everyone clapped

Raymond Martinez

I just canceled my anytime fitness membership the other day and they said the same thing to me, like bar for bar

Aaugustana

i agree with slime about the paramotor

Wade Sauls

I felt the complete opposite, they wouldn't let him finish a sentence before yelling a weird line for a laugh, which was obviously not Linus' humour, and left him in the sideline when they were waffling. I enjoy their humour, but it just fell flat in that episode, considering how many things om sure they could talk and joke about, but they went with shocking one liners, which again I find funny, just didn't fit the guest.

Simon Hansen

Fuck Blitzball, all my aeons love the Al Behd

Pondlife

Hey Nick since you like Taika Waititi, you should check out the movie Jojo Rabbit. He directed it and does a killer job playing Adolf Hitler. I watched it with my dad and it was pretty good.

Zack Schy

I played the fuck out of blitzball PURELY for the love of the game

Nervous

That's some slimy shit man

Skiddly Winks

Nick's can you sign my PHONE bit had me chorteling

Skiddly Winks

Didn't finish the Linus ep because when you guys would break up the waffling with jokes he would kill the bit immediately and then continue waffling. There's always a happy medium, and dude just wasn't funny or interesting enough for me personally to care about what he was talking about.

oaka

blitzball wasn't my cup of tea

ZoinksZombies

Slime is the most right he's ever been

Thothrax

Blitzball was so cool

John Smith

fuck blitzball

cookie time

mark twain more like mark gotta vein in it

Matthew Arteaga

Blitzball IS sick

Virilikus

a bit late to the dicussion about the linus ep and making fun of commenters liking when the guest waffles; for me personally, I much prefer the guest waffling and not being owned because I think its more awkward when the guest gets lost in the boys banter and kind of just chills awkwardly. obviously best case scenario is that the guest banters back, which is great, especially when its kind of unexpected (hank green ep for example).

Drey Dilley

i fr couldn't get thru 10 mins of the iced coffee hour when it popped up in my recs, shit was whack

Jack !

My aunts ex fell 7 stories out a building on a construction site. He lived, shit was chill.

Pumpkin Eater

The movie premiere story had me loling

Darby510

The paramotor guy fell 85ft, not 50ft, so his chance of survival was closer to 10%. I’d be willing to bet that his contraption and parachute slowed his fall a bit though.

Ray Fay

That thing about canceling a card to end a reoccurring payment doesn’t always work. I had a JustFab subscription and my debit card on file expired, so I just never updated it because I wanted to cancel anyways. They somehow contacted my bank, got my new card info, and charged me anyways months afterwards.

Ray Fay

what do you even mean lol. he was funny all ep, he just called out lud for being mistreated... like how a friend does lmao. also it was his bday, can a man not speak his piece on his bday anymore drank man please

Michael

Ludwig said he did the same like 5 seconds after I typed this, I feel dumb

Father Boots

I once had issues with canceling a gym membership, so I just called my bank and told them to block the transactions and boom problem solved

Father Boots

I loved blitzball, I played FFX for the first time last year at the age of 25

Caleb Lopez

the iced coffee guys always have given a off vibe to me, and I agree with slime that they see like people who have a fanbase of cryptobros and annoying people

eli

About the podcast lud went on, i haven’t seen that video, but i have seen clips of hasan on there. Both the hosts keep trying to “gotcha” moment him, and the comments point it out a lot. I’ve seen 5-6 videos of just hasan’s interview from them. It’s disgusting, i’m glad nick also got that from them, even from a totally separate interview

byAsh

yall say that Ludwig waffles, but he tell a lot of his stories on stream a day or two before the yard 😂

Michael

Heads you die in a para motor accident, tails you get cancer

Colton Z

slime is 100% right i think not about the lottery of death thing but the tea boys shouldve given context i dont think it matters if lud doesnt care tho

cls

I fell about 40 feet in grade 8 from a bridge and surprisingly crawled away. Had my left quad almost separate from the shock in landing and needed physical therapy for about 2 years but came out fine thankfully

austin slayer

Also, the parammotor thing is a little ehhh. Couldn’t stop thinkin about the king of random video :/

Zzz_top

As someone who has none of the context for the iced coffee fellas thing, gotta say, Slime's right

Josh D

Perfect unintentional liquid death sponsor, hydrate or die boys!

Tom Alberti

✨️ Happy birthday Slime ✨️

austin slayer

Love you slime, happy birthday ♡

Saylah Alvarado

i wonder how Aiden feels about the newest bladee album

scrambled ripper

Blitzball is a sick minigame

Lakrueg

Fell 4 stories 2 years ago. Turned all my bones to gravel, but lived it. Y’all should be good.

Zzz_top

As a man who played ff X 20 years ago I can say I very much loved blitz ball to the point I would say it was my favorite part. But this should be taken as invalid considering I was 6

Boolin' It Brandon

those iced coffee dudes are super lame

zach b

Thank god Nick said Jizzney. I really felt seen.

Ryan Megaffin

I think the Linus episode was a perfect example of "autistic people when someone slightly more autistic starts talking".

Grunt

Cuz Ludwig was being wack

Smith Carter

For annoying shit like cancelling a gym membership u should have a dedicated card for these bs subscriptions. That way u can just cancel the card and get a new one so it just charges cancelled card. How else are they gonna bill you? 🤣 I lucked out and they cancelled mine before it started charging. I signed up to the gym the week lockdown happened.

FinalFantazC

bigsleep

Blitzball was a vibe and I actually enjoyed grinding for the powershots

Amazing CBK119