Episode #114 - The Ad Read We Didn't Post
Added 2023-09-21 22:34:33 +0000 UTCIf you don't skip through them, lot of times you guys see exactly what we lay down when we do our ad reads to get fucking rich and have smoking hot babes, but this week the executive decision was made to cut out a key element.
When we fuck up a read we have to do a "make good" which means we got paid but it wasn't satisfactory, so we have to do another one for free, basically giving the brand 2 for 1. That's why we try to keep it in line so the corpos don't win, but sometimes we die for our art. This wasn't one of those times.
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this is the exact reason why despite having an extension that skips ad reads in videos, i have it disabled for the yard
Josh
2024-03-31 06:02:02 +0000 UTCAbsolute cinema
Pablo Arguedas
2024-03-18 17:07:57 +0000 UTCHeroes of our generation
Marco Juras
2023-10-04 08:13:47 +0000 UTCI thought I missed it when I watched the read and it cut in on Aiden's far face.
Ryan Megaffin
2023-09-27 23:04:12 +0000 UTCGuys help I’m an idiot how on earth do I join the discord
Ezra Haskard
2023-09-27 07:53:01 +0000 UTCHonestly impressive
Dino
2023-09-26 13:49:24 +0000 UTCwish we could see the barge ad read they had to cut too
Jess
2023-09-23 18:13:38 +0000 UTCThis is why slime is my goat
Collin
2023-09-23 17:58:51 +0000 UTCDon’t know why I thought I could watch this in the office. My head almost popped like a balloon while trying to suppress laughter.
Kyle Cupelli
2023-09-23 14:38:40 +0000 UTCdebate destiny
Grayson
2023-09-23 04:22:50 +0000 UTCThis is what I was asking for. I want all the cut parts of the ad reads we can’t see.
Sunny D
2023-09-23 01:16:02 +0000 UTCgotta be nick
Skiddly Winks
2023-09-23 01:06:20 +0000 UTC(f)art
Skiddly Winks
2023-09-23 01:04:17 +0000 UTC"Can't be doin these make goods" - dubbin ander
Skiddly Winks
2023-09-23 01:03:08 +0000 UTCI think heard zipper laughing
smurgle
2023-09-22 21:12:34 +0000 UTCo7 thank you for your service
Sebastian Mundo
2023-09-22 20:13:35 +0000 UTCThese are the only ad reads I listen to
Brandon Beall
2023-09-22 19:20:22 +0000 UTC‘Sometimes we die for our art’
Andrew Morro
2023-09-22 19:00:16 +0000 UTCI can't find one moment where that read did not make me want to immediately run and use code 50theyard for America's number one meal!
Keaton
2023-09-22 17:40:45 +0000 UTCAh ok gotcha, reading comprehension really suffering today 💀
Wade Howells
2023-09-22 17:07:41 +0000 UTCYeah they were saying they just cut that part out
Antuan
2023-09-22 17:03:07 +0000 UTCI am failing to recognize what could be “unsatisfactory” about this ad read 🤔
Brady Oliver
2023-09-22 16:40:11 +0000 UTCWait am I crazy, I swear this ad read was on the ep on Spotify just without the fart?? Unless I’m just misunderstanding how having to redo it works
Wade Howells
2023-09-22 16:18:16 +0000 UTCBased
Zach
2023-09-22 16:14:34 +0000 UTCHoly shit I may be wrong, but this is the first time I've heard the ever so quiet laughter of Zipper in the backround
Dad Rs
2023-09-22 15:43:10 +0000 UTCslime’s got duration
jimy
2023-09-22 14:15:59 +0000 UTCinsane that at no point during this did anyone say "okay stop lets just start this over"
Lucas C.
2023-09-22 13:54:52 +0000 UTCnah this is just art
Jure Vrbancic
2023-09-22 13:39:23 +0000 UTCNo, the first homo sapien skull was in Africa. There could’ve been other homininds (not Homo sapiens out and about) but Homo sapiens are an African species
Hadori
2023-09-22 04:32:43 +0000 UTCi think he was saying that homo sapiens weren't around exclusively. there were different types of sapiens that lived all over the world at the same time
FreeeChorizo
2023-09-22 04:26:21 +0000 UTCThat is fucking insane
Alekzander Leibhart
2023-09-22 02:45:27 +0000 UTCThere was an older pod where slime was not aware of the fact that homosapiens in fact did first spawn in Africa. Thank you Aimen gamin for tryna correct him https://educationforlifeacademy.com/world-history-timeline#:~:text=10%2C500%20B.C.%20%2D%20Pre%2Ddynastic%20ancient,Nubia%20and%20Kemet%20(Egypt).
Hadori
2023-09-22 02:37:40 +0000 UTC😩
Tyler
2023-09-22 00:54:18 +0000 UTCI, too, love my food to smell like garbage, 10/10 would buy
Ghostly
2023-09-22 00:16:19 +0000 UTCyard viewers can be funny LMAO
Ghostly
2023-09-22 00:14:32 +0000 UTCi love you so much right now
ExThird
2023-09-22 00:12:42 +0000 UTCHow could they not like that. That was comedy GOLD, and comedy sells!!
Bimmy
2023-09-22 00:12:26 +0000 UTCThis is what the God damn libs took from us we used to be a real country
Tyler
2023-09-21 23:53:18 +0000 UTCget back at the corpos by making the ad reads ai generated
Brady
2023-09-21 23:49:59 +0000 UTCOh my god yes please release the Barge read if you still have it
JadonTheEternal
2023-09-21 23:49:28 +0000 UTCThis is what they took from us. I won’t sit idly by and watch as they burn the electronic books of true art. Wake up sheeple
Tyrus Travis
2023-09-21 23:24:53 +0000 UTCdude there’s probably a crater where the podcast set used to be now that was ridiculous
Spagetti
2023-09-21 23:12:48 +0000 UTCI can't tell if this is written by Slime or nick
Versace_Sheets
2023-09-21 23:04:17 +0000 UTCThere's air purifiers that light up like traffic lights depending on how polluted the surrounding air is, you should put one right beside Aiden so when Slime rolls out an extra mean stinker you can hear the purifier fan rev up to 2000 RPM and the warning light changes to fire alarm red
lifedisassembler
2023-09-21 23:00:17 +0000 UTCProfessional flatulist
Christopher Mackel
2023-09-21 22:53:04 +0000 UTCyou know we live in a fucked up country when ddt and leaded gasoline are banned but slime is allowed to roam free armed with his bioweapon.
Omar G
2023-09-21 22:50:02 +0000 UTCHello Fresh. Now available on your local Barge. Act fast, but if you have sunglasses we don't want you around here.
Luke Cahill
2023-09-21 22:49:47 +0000 UTCThe composure to get thru it is unmatched
alxxool
2023-09-21 22:48:36 +0000 UTCI can’t believe Lud didn’t cut right after the Hello Fresh National Anthem and just start over the ad read 😂. Surely Mr. YouTube man would know that wouldn’t fly right??
Cameron
2023-09-21 22:48:33 +0000 UTCAgreed
Mr Scholars
2023-09-21 22:47:59 +0000 UTCSlime for sure had shell casings in his underwear after that machine gun fire
Eitan H
2023-09-21 22:46:59 +0000 UTCThus shits always legendary
Hardstuck Jett 3
2023-09-21 22:46:57 +0000 UTC“pescatarian meal” is one of the grossest ways to describe a fart smell good god aimen
breezie
2023-09-21 22:46:16 +0000 UTC"It smells like America's number one meal kit"
Tarpeianproductions
2023-09-21 22:46:13 +0000 UTCSuch a moving ad read aiden was tearing up
Emma Vedock
2023-09-21 22:45:22 +0000 UTCNow that you’ve established this precedent you have to give us the original barge ad read
Hahlen Barkhau
2023-09-21 22:45:12 +0000 UTCMaybe if instead of farting on the mic you asphyxiated a turtle on camera with a single use plastic bag from HelloFresh™️ they'd be more open to the brand value you're adding
aud3 da dog
2023-09-21 22:41:59 +0000 UTCWhat an artist
Carbuncle
2023-09-21 22:41:40 +0000 UTCdoes this mean we can get the barge one too? or is that lost to time/posted and i missed it
Ian D
2023-09-21 22:41:39 +0000 UTC😭
amaya
2023-09-21 22:41:19 +0000 UTCImpressive fart
TestikleTikler
2023-09-21 22:40:38 +0000 UTCCan't imagine why they didn't like this one!
TectonicImprov
2023-09-21 22:40:24 +0000 UTCslimes fart stank so good it emanated through the .mkv and killed the hello fresh intern
Krooked
2023-09-21 22:40:03 +0000 UTCI feel enlightened now
Tyler Sessoms
2023-09-21 22:39:35 +0000 UTCAds were so on script today I was hoping we’d get to see these
Izzi
2023-09-21 22:39:34 +0000 UTCAll rise for the national Hello Fresh anthem
Badger
2023-09-21 22:39:31 +0000 UTCI know you didn’t keep this one but the idea of some marketing/creator relations exec having to watch a sponsor segment like this and decide whether it was satisfactory is very funny
Joshua Haskett
2023-09-21 22:39:12 +0000 UTCOh my god this is why Aiden is shouted at during one of the ad breaks and lud makes an air purifier joke
Mr Jack Haynes
2023-09-21 22:39:02 +0000 UTCTrue Olympiad
Giancarlo Migliara
2023-09-21 22:38:44 +0000 UTCi like this. want more of this.
Joe F Mazurek
2023-09-21 22:38:39 +0000 UTCSlime’s got duration
Will Peltier
2023-09-21 22:38:09 +0000 UTCThank you for this piece of art boys
Zach Smeltzer
2023-09-21 22:38:00 +0000 UTCIt IS art however
CJ The Magic Goose
2023-09-21 22:37:51 +0000 UTCThat may be the longest wettest most inconsistent shart I've ever heard
William Fischer
2023-09-21 22:37:46 +0000 UTCThey should have paid extra
Krista Esau
2023-09-21 22:37:34 +0000 UTCjesus fucking christ
CJ The Magic Goose
2023-09-21 22:37:32 +0000 UTCThat was so bad I’m surprised the fake grass didn’t turn into dead fake grass!
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