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Ep. 114 Premium - checking our smash wiki's [VIDEO]

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REAPERKING

Slime calling Aiden with his hood up "dark Kermit" then me looking down at my phone to look at how Aiden looked made me spit my drink cuz he really did look like dark Kermit from that angle 💀

Jiren Joestar

joy thief/joy bringer

Ly

please. i know i’m late. but please. what the fuck is jt vs jb

53n831

I’d love to know EXACTLY what slime said that old persons kid did to die to get a censor in a pattern ep 😭😭😭😭

Drew Curry

It's crazy how when they're talking about uncharted Nick mistakes it for far cry and then slime mistakes it again for fallout, 3 completely different games with completely different gameplay. Like bro are y'all allergic to being right?

Johl

Stfu

Sofi

I wish they didnt have aiden

Jaziel D Berumen

Slime is the definition of fickle . Pls never change u r funnyman

sawdust

I’m also eating tomatoes while listening to the pod

Jasper Strauss

TIL bodybuilders' life expectancy is 47 years and that dissuaded me from ever exercising again.

JP

Bro I cant flex my chest either!!!

TheR1ceFarmer

holy fuck… elite reference

mrlnvnr

Wait you're saying slime has an opinion on something he's not really Privy to? Surely that's never happened before.

lucas brandon

im pretty sure thats punchmade dev

Steven Mann

Ludwig looks like the guy from Lego exo force

Jake

babytron raps about scamming and fraud

Mark Aberin

what does the “babytroned” joke mean

cole deko

I work in a hospital so I’m used to a lot of blood and stuff so it’s always so interesting to hear how people handle those situations

Joel

yeah idk what slime is talking about on this one I think he just hasn’t played it and is forming a take

Spagetti

what did slime say at the end…

Spagetti

Calgary mentioned hell ye

Will E

My only guess is, they minecrafted themself, but in harsher words

Scott

Yeah I was thinking it doesn't remind me of anything in Fallout, we got some fake gamers up here?

Scott

I hooked up with a Larry, Frank, and Albert… mistakes were made

Buggy

Far Cry, I think, is the game you were looking for where you do nothing for a different ending.

Kayd

it must be SO bad to be censored in a patreon

Renegadem

41:26 top ten zipper two cents

Colin Montville

ayo censorship in a patreon ep?????? wtf did slime say??????????

Dan

aiden has never made me laugh harder than this ep like i was cackling at just his weird walk and then he got the fn tape i was dying

Dan

I like to think that Aiden was getting shitfaced with Elanga, Isak and Sabitzer

Jeb Bush

if someone told me "go to Yingling" without any context i'd assume it means to go to hell or something ㅎㅎ

Eivind Storkersen

Turn the stream on Slime we need more Bald Baddies streaming

Collin

Imagine instead of a high definition picture of a kidney stone, it’s all AI generated fucked up

Braxton freeny

listening to the primo at Windsor castle, wondering if yingo and prince Harry would be friends...

David S.

Real shit. I’m not even a full minute in and I’m already crying from laughter.

Johnny

Ong, I'm bi so I do the same thing with beautiful guys too, but I'll literally just be buying things in a Walmart and get startled by hot people just doing their thing

Skiddly Winks

i tried touching my elbows behind my back and the tomato i had pierced on a knife went splat on the floor and now i’m upset

Julia Grabowski

24 hr podcast when?

Nik Elodeon

the anime akagi is about a guy who picked up a game and won 40 straight

Rose Canady

old dude could've been on blood thinners, aunt got scratched by my dog while she was taking them and the living room floor was covered in a centimeter of blood

Adam Rutledge

There also could be a fear of doing further damage to an injured person, check ur states laws - I live in Michigan and we have a Good Samaritan protection law so for example if u do cpr on someone and they die u won’t be charged. Learning how to do these things and practicing them is important tho so u don’t hurt whoever ur trying to help and can help friend/family/stranger in emergency situations 🙏🏼

rids

This isn’t to criticize nick or like say he did somth wrong bc how could u really know without explicitly being told/taught but if someone is bleeding out u can try and stop the blood flow by constricting above where it’s coming from (aka tourniquet for arms or legs, tie something tight above the wound), just covering the wound w a cloth or gauze and applying pressure (unless it’s stomach or neck then u wouldn’t want to constrict those vital areas) . Everyone should watch like a YouTube video on what to do if someone is bleeding if u happen to be approached w this situation! I am absolutely not a medical professional or even related to what I do I’ve just done a short disaster relief training before. Medical professionals feel free to correct or add to what I’ve said :)

rids

Back to back really is the way to go, it gets so much more ludicrous

Brett C.

As a recent ps5 owner like yingling uncharted 4 slaps

Joshua Haskett

....have you even played Uncharted?

Andrew Hiser

aiden looks great

Oliver

Jesus what could Slime have possibly said about that dead kid that needed to be censored on Patreon for

Dad Rs

PREACH!

RaynEnder

i think if you won 40 valo games straight on a fresh account you get immortal minimum and its not close, even after like a ~7 winstreak you’d start skipping full ranks every win, and id bet money 40 wins straight gets you radiant. different game ik but in rocket league if you win all 10 placements on a fresh account you can get placed grand champ, and are gaining like +40 a win so youre another ~10 wins off ssl

Ben Hurley

I felt something when it zoomed in on Aiden with his hair like that...

Green Water

where do I give my money to hear what was censored by slime?

Nathan Henderson

aiden shouldn't do that

Bobby Bradburn

as a lesbian i feel so much solidarity with slime, i too am forced to gasp when i see women because of their breathtakingness

starlitstellaa

Regardless of how nonchalant it seems, you really do make a lot of our days better. I lost my best friend last night and this is one of the only things that has helped me today even just to laugh along. It is nice to have something to look forward to every week when nothing feels right.

Jacob Bryant

i found out that ny best friend of 12 years was lying about having cancer and then i had to go to work for 8 hours

BrainCell

uncharted is great, fuck slime

Tj Sullivan

I think is top funniest first 1 minute of any ep ever

Esteban Herrera

I love that even though I don’t know much about Melee, I can still enjoy when the boys talk about it. That’s how you know it’s a good pod. They can talk about something completely irrelevant to me but I’ll still listen intently ❤️

Bimmy

poor will neff they (lud) did brethren dirtily

Cole Garvais

For the uninitiated: dracula flow is part of jojis new side project plummcorp, sort of a spiritual successor channel to the filthy frank show

Tyler B.

oh my god poor will

Eric Hu

I GOT HIM SPIDERMAN, I DID NOT GET HIM UNCHARTED, HIS SHITTY GAMING CHOICES ARE NOT ON ME

Raghav Pant

100 reps of 135 is actually great for hypertrophy, assuming ur doing SETS of 10 to 20

Jessica Kate St. Michael

MM in EU is so fucking bad especially in gold

Antoschka

i knew this but said the wrong f word

The Yard

yo happy day to anyone reading this. YOU ARE LOVED AND APPRECIATED (probably, maybe, idk im not your dad :) )

Shizz

Aiden with that hair looks like the fighting pit's prized rooster

Thomas

love when zipper contributes thru notepad :3

Brady

Aiden you silly boy, don't do that to Slime

Zach Smeltzer

i was about to leave my first comment to say this lol

Emma

I love the confidence at which slime says it really makes you believe

Stuvant Agrawal

Its actually far cry 4 that u win without leaving the starting area

Diego Becerra


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