Ep. 109 Premium - marrying taylor swift [VIDEO]
Added 2023-08-17 18:00:04 +0000 UTC- 00:00:00 - getting honourably shot
- 00:02:00 - mixing juvee with the cold brew
- 00:05:10 - how much sawdust can you eat
- 00:05:55 - ludwig wants to sell piss lemonade
- 00:16:36 - ludwig lost cribbin
- 00:18:02 - george soros
- 00:20:25 - what era are you guys?
- 00:24:28 - becoming friends with taylor swift
- 00:30:15 - could slime date taylor swift?
- 00:35:32 - would aiden introduce nick to god?
- 00:38:05 - QT comes on the pod!!
- 00:44:37 - adonis
- 00:49:15 - ludwig gets gassed up
- 00:53:49 - praying
- 00:58:42 - thanks for watching
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Jose Parra
2024-12-05 14:28:09 +0000 UTCGeorge Santos pre connoreatspants collab
2nd Cousin Todd
2024-11-13 20:16:27 +0000 UTCCan you guys get a squirt bottle to use on Aiden when he's on his phone during the pod? š
sawdust
2023-12-01 12:31:03 +0000 UTCat the restaurant I used to work at, we actually squeezed lemons to make our lemonade
Austin Rader
2023-10-06 13:22:52 +0000 UTCMy brothers name is Christian. Now I will call him cribban.
surma
2023-09-07 02:03:14 +0000 UTCmy decision to go and get a glass of lemonade before watching this episode & without reading the sections was a poor one
elzy
2023-09-05 04:36:05 +0000 UTCLudwig went loser mode this episode
Knight Viony
2023-09-03 12:19:07 +0000 UTCthe fact that I understood ludwig's Kira reference is telling me I spend too much time on twitter
Maxamazing
2023-09-01 17:22:16 +0000 UTCMORE QT OR RIOT
dee
2023-08-31 20:26:27 +0000 UTCqt is so fucking funny i want to see a qt episode
Rafael Palete
2023-08-30 03:15:05 +0000 UTCmiss!
duke
2023-08-26 21:31:09 +0000 UTCNick really talking about scroat milk
Delinquentraccoonā”
2023-08-26 12:45:16 +0000 UTCHillary with her blood boy is like bondrewd from made in abyss
Issei
2023-08-26 06:06:38 +0000 UTCAs someone who has had to cut up people parts (essentially sashimi style to make microscope slides) as my job (MD anatomical pathology) - there are several parts of the body that are grossly indistinguishable from raw pork or beef.
Billy Buck
2023-08-25 15:50:12 +0000 UTCI need more qt x the yard <3
amaya
2023-08-24 21:38:33 +0000 UTCtaylor swift floor wife
Noble
2023-08-24 00:51:51 +0000 UTCmuch like how aiden's entire personality is being the overly friendly gay guy QT's entire personality is being a cringe taylor swift fan
TonyTony
2023-08-23 16:55:34 +0000 UTCthere's a video on YouTube that William Osman is in where they see how much piss you can put in beer before people notice
gabafool
2023-08-22 20:48:34 +0000 UTCQT ep when
Emma
2023-08-22 20:09:44 +0000 UTCI've drank my own piss to see what it was all about, I consider myself a well hydrated individual and there was still an unmistakable taste of what I could only describe as piss flavor. It was also pretty salty, do what you will with this information.
Kevin Murray
2023-08-22 19:42:59 +0000 UTCi smurf your pee
Jonathan Leonard
2023-08-22 16:29:58 +0000 UTCLudwig was getting picked on a lot then towards the end they were so nice to each other! Teddy Bear Stare
Shelby Nicely
2023-08-22 16:11:27 +0000 UTCSlime is Sisyphus cursed to push the hater boulder for all of eternity.
Ben Rose
2023-08-22 15:00:02 +0000 UTCThe Arnold Palmer is half tea, half lemonade. Let me introduce you to the Ludwig, half lemonade, half piss.
Kamren
2023-08-22 14:03:11 +0000 UTCSlime activates something primal in me.
Matthew Sellers
2023-08-22 01:28:12 +0000 UTCOk so Slimeās fudge round obese people welfare pull made me laugh out loud! I am impressed!
Shelby Nicely
2023-08-21 23:40:31 +0000 UTCQT! Great bonus!
Shelby Nicely
2023-08-21 23:31:57 +0000 UTCTaylor truly has seeped into all modern media. Is no place safe?
Trent Stocum
2023-08-21 02:27:04 +0000 UTCOn the lemonade thing- I worked at Chick-fil-A where the lemonade is super popular. It's definitely not Minute Maid but it does come in packages that we have to stir with water and sugar. Not hand squeezed. Maybe it's different at fancy restaurants, but it was surprising to me that they don't actually make their lemonade.
Kassie Richwine
2023-08-20 18:12:57 +0000 UTCWe need a qt ep, come on boys, itās time!
Yuuki Makino-Smith
2023-08-20 18:08:16 +0000 UTCPiss sipper here, I once accidentally sipped pissed from a water bottle and swallowed a little bit. Backstory: 7 hour drive to big house 9 and thought I grabbed my water bottle. Forgot I emergency peed in one of the bottles in bumblefuck PA. It wasn't warm piss since it was piss that got to room temp from 5+ hours of cool car air. If it was warm I may have reflex gagged it our before swallowing. Anyway it tasted meh so id recommend against general piss drinking. It was mid potency. I think 100% clear piss if mixed with with just lemonade concentrate might be undetectable. Love the podcast great bonus ep
Nick Mang
2023-08-20 13:03:55 +0000 UTCYāall should do an episode like the gentlemen ep but instead youāre imitating the Tate simps like the fresh and fit losers and every time someone says something rational and not douchey the others get to tweet an Andrew tate quote on the offenderās account
APiper
2023-08-20 06:41:49 +0000 UTCi am being carried to the hospital immediately
Snorm
2023-08-19 23:58:52 +0000 UTCI used to work at a restaurant and every day when I got in had to squeeze lemons and make lemonade with the juice. Same with orange juice, but I do think that is not super common.
Jackson Honeycutt
2023-08-19 23:20:33 +0000 UTCi was putting off watching this episode because i recently fractured my sternum and it hurts to laugh so hopefully the guys are not funny in this one ā¼ļø
Snorm
2023-08-19 23:04:51 +0000 UTCslime saying he cant wait till ludwig turns to budism is pretty funny. Its plausable.
Myles Steel
2023-08-19 20:38:30 +0000 UTCThe access to poison isnāt the issue, it was just easier to get people to ingest a lot of it back then. You probably wouldnāt notice if your slop stew with aged meat from the meat hole outside was seasoned with rat poison. While now Karen will have a meltdown if her coke from McDonaldās doesnāt have the right amount of carbonation.
Brandon
2023-08-19 19:31:11 +0000 UTCIām gonna miss the Christian stories
James Conway
2023-08-19 15:53:53 +0000 UTCnick said george georgenstein but there literally is a politician in my city named george georgeopolis its crazy
Tage Graham
2023-08-19 14:10:44 +0000 UTCSlime wouldāve crushed the ā1, 2, 3, you go bitch!ā Chant
Dave Robinson
2023-08-19 11:17:05 +0000 UTCQT on a guest ep please!
Kaylie K
2023-08-19 03:26:34 +0000 UTCQT!
Jamie Slacks
2023-08-19 02:14:17 +0000 UTCI had to cancel my patron sub a few months back for financial reasons, and literally re-subbed because I thought QT was going to be a proper guest. I feel jebaited
Nick Cintron
2023-08-19 01:50:15 +0000 UTCI swear a proper QT guest ep would easily break 1mil views... QT is insanely funny and the extent to which they all know each other and have a cool dynamic has so much comedic potential. (for QT proof of concept, look at the numbers she pulled on Padilla or TMG)
LeahGia
2023-08-18 22:54:34 +0000 UTCjust wait til they find out about adult bat mitzfahs
Charlie Volpe
2023-08-18 22:30:29 +0000 UTCWhen they were talking about restaurants squeezing lemons to make lemonade when I worked at Chick-fil-A we had to juice our lemons and make it from scratch
Daboop333
2023-08-18 21:57:11 +0000 UTCCold brew + juvee call that a āNadeshot in the Darkā
Ben Frawley
2023-08-18 21:13:28 +0000 UTCAiden is right, if you drink enough water your piss will taste almost identical to water. Its the first thing that pops up on google. Aiden W.
Bobby
2023-08-18 20:28:23 +0000 UTCIt killed me
Tag
2023-08-18 18:25:30 +0000 UTCIt's like all that Taylor Swift talk summoned QT. Like she sensed a disturbance in the force and had to set them straight.
Scott
2023-08-18 18:15:26 +0000 UTCthe flash bit was an insane concept jail time on women tier list wine about may revoke how out of left field it all was
fraud.records
2023-08-18 17:52:50 +0000 UTCOk, not to call Ludwig stupid (or give him ideas), but Hemlock is literally just a plant. Like it just grows. You can pick it. Probably buy it. And apparently between 6-8 leaves already contain the 3 milligrams of coniine necessary for a fatal dose. You could easily put that in a cocktail and call it mint. Or somehow squeeze it.
Merchants Guild Member
2023-08-18 16:12:55 +0000 UTCArnold Pisser did not get enough respect in the moment
ConEG
2023-08-18 14:50:46 +0000 UTCludwig identifying george santos as "the gay dude" within milliseconds caught me off guard š
Flynn Fatur
2023-08-18 13:44:00 +0000 UTCāHe calls me a floor wife I just wanna go outsideā got me way too good
TheTailbone
2023-08-18 12:49:59 +0000 UTCPiss maxing
Kenneth Anaya
2023-08-18 09:40:01 +0000 UTCAlso I imagine Luds best in would probably be Mr Beast right? I mean he had Tom Brady on
Melvin Linderot
2023-08-18 09:34:27 +0000 UTCTony Star could riz up Taylor real good
Melvin Linderot
2023-08-18 09:33:27 +0000 UTCas you bring up, "Is it still easy to get poisoned", a huge news story in Australia right now is that a woman had a dinner party with her ex-in-laws. where 3 of them died, and one went to ER, and it's suspected that they were poisoned by mushrooms
Chloybear
2023-08-18 09:25:31 +0000 UTCthe yard goes to the eras tour.. her next concert is very soon and in mexico city..
Alex Senator
2023-08-18 08:10:11 +0000 UTCti-84 is 1000% what you should have for the sats.
Alex Senator
2023-08-18 07:45:41 +0000 UTC"his hot boy-body"
Isaac
2023-08-18 07:22:45 +0000 UTCget courage on the pod hash out your differences
Isaac
2023-08-18 06:31:39 +0000 UTCQT cameo was so fucking funny. Great ep overall
Michael
2023-08-18 06:11:07 +0000 UTCqts songs killed me
kaitlyn
2023-08-18 05:32:42 +0000 UTCQT is so funny bring her back on the pod
Nathan Miles
2023-08-18 04:47:27 +0000 UTCAm I crazy or does Aiden kinda look like Luke Blovad?
_ _
2023-08-18 04:30:40 +0000 UTCMore QT please
Shiven Berry
2023-08-18 04:12:38 +0000 UTCTaylor swift fans are the most normie a person can get without imploding
Andrew Mason
2023-08-18 04:07:34 +0000 UTCbrandy got that primary source, a1 journalism
rysowal
2023-08-18 03:39:58 +0000 UTCSo my husband is diabetic and I can tell you 100% that a diabetics fresh urine tastes sweet.
Brandy Churchill
2023-08-18 03:28:02 +0000 UTCGoon voice is just an Adam Sandler voice but actually funny content
Jaxson Blake
2023-08-18 02:11:50 +0000 UTCIts almost a shame that QT's plan didn't work out because I feel like that one would have killed Aimen and Aimen's uncontrolled laughter is by far my favorite. Nick is a close second, and this is easily the most parasocial thing I've ever said.
Swamp Ape Science
2023-08-18 02:06:33 +0000 UTCqt on wine about it: I will go on the yard if slime asks me by painting on his tummy QT will you come on the yard? and takes a picture of him showing it while on Aiden's shoulders on Hollywood Blvd. I think it's a reasonable request
cheesymac
2023-08-18 01:52:56 +0000 UTCSo the way you get lud to go to lunch with you is say your going to Dunkinā and just kidnap him to lunch. Friends kidnap their friends.
Kenny reges
2023-08-18 01:04:30 +0000 UTCIt would be really funny for all the yt viewers who are expecting an SAT episode next week to be greeted out of the blue with a pod where u all drink each otherās piss. Now THAT would be a measure of intelligence.
amperscore
2023-08-18 00:56:35 +0000 UTCwe need QT on the yard just make her a host already
g d
2023-08-18 00:38:27 +0000 UTCQT LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOO
Amanda S
2023-08-17 23:48:30 +0000 UTCQT looking to run that bit makes me want to see some Slime & QT content. Just two great humans looking to create some laughs
Mike Tytheon
2023-08-17 23:32:36 +0000 UTCQT has BARS got damn
Jack !
2023-08-17 22:21:11 +0000 UTChuge day for the yard swifties
Jorja Cassidy
2023-08-17 22:17:13 +0000 UTCGod this main n premo were so fuckin funny
Camilo
2023-08-17 21:53:19 +0000 UTCI think this was Aimen's best podcasts(Regular and Premo) to date maybe. Its difficult to describe why without detracting from the contribution but anyway thought I'd mention it stood out this week a little
Iain Davis
2023-08-17 21:31:29 +0000 UTCwoman on podcast happy day for the 4%
eveiee
2023-08-17 20:27:43 +0000 UTCThe QT cameo just proves how much there needs to be a QT Yard episode. Her humor just meshes so well with everyone.
Micah
2023-08-17 20:08:30 +0000 UTCImpressive on the V6 Dyno nick. I was projecting a v5 dyno last month and fractured my hand :(
Antonio quintero
2023-08-17 19:18:44 +0000 UTCEven if you know all the deep lore
Charlotte
2023-08-17 19:14:51 +0000 UTCTaylor swift is normie Mecca
Charlotte
2023-08-17 19:10:49 +0000 UTCiāve been watching for a billion trillion years n never cared for the bonus episodes but qt and taylor talk? this is the content iāve been waiting for.
cas cas
2023-08-17 19:01:44 +0000 UTCThis push notification took me for a ride lmao
Taylor
2023-08-17 18:48:20 +0000 UTCThe firepit rim is bent to hell these days.
Ryan
2023-08-17 18:34:05 +0000 UTCSlime complaining about a hypothetical after spending 10 minutes pondering Ludwigs bakery timeline is big goon energy
Kyle Grillo
2023-08-17 18:27:13 +0000 UTCthats insane
Landon Jozwiak
2023-08-17 18:15:14 +0000 UTCA few years ago when I was a counselor at a sleep away summer camp, I bought a half gallon of apple juice and left it out in the open on accident. After a while it expired and tasted pretty bad and I knew that other people had been drinking it so I wrote in huge letters ādo not drink-Brennanās apple juiceā and then pissed in it. The only person who saw me do this was my buddy Seth, and two days later he told me that he watched another friend of ours drink it even after he had warned him not to. He said āfuck Brennan imma drink his juiceā and then remarked on how it was spoiled. At the end of the summer I told him he drank my piss and he just stared into oblivion as his soul left his body for 5 mins. Most dastardly thing Iāve ever done. Best part is that I wrote on the inside of the cap that it was filled with my piss.
Brennan Thomson
2023-08-17 18:09:46 +0000 UTC
