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Ep. 105 Premium - child news network [VIDEO]

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Getting ratioed in patreon is crazy

Selena

This is super late but a police department here in KY put punisher logo on their cars a while back which everyone thought was CRAZY

Tristan

Well done

Jack Sharp

can someone please explain what on earth that table thing is

Bella N

jumping into a pool

ToastEatsPaint

I think it has to be a bit more than in the beginning, but surely Op is just tired of the bit and frequecy illusion has stepped in

Ced

aimen singing “did you finish the sauce?” was iconic

Ally

I was selling a Hogwarts castle made in the style of the Disney castle on my vinyl sticker store and Disney came after me for use of their font and their design lmao, Warner Bros didn't give a shit

Anthony Snider

Please keep farting into the mic. Or can all farts be bass boosted. I mostly listen and don’t know it’s coming until I hear it. I don’t have a chance to turn it up.

Robert Kluth

Please stop farting into the mic. Or can all farts be muted. I mostly listen and don’t know it’s coming until I hear it. I don’t have a chance to skip it.

Shelby Nicely

my dad used to chew when i was little and would spit on empty pepsi cans. there was a ton of cans around the living room, so I went around and checked to see if there was any left. i git a big mouthful of chew spit and it was so gross

jai

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Jal

disney is the most litigious company in protecting IP. literally changing all the laws to keep mickey mouse

duo max

Wild thing to admit to

mikhahl

Ima be honest, it’s really easy to tell who’s on the account, especially if it’s you or slime, thank you for this explanation

Cm0n

What does jumping in a pool mean when they were talking about the beerio kart rules?

Conner Smith

Nick got VIOLATED halfway through

Cm0n

going off of the conversation about seatbelts and the public complaining, back when the Hans device was being suggested for NASCAR drivers to wear to protect from whiplash, Dale Earnhardt was vehemently against it (he called it a "noose"). his death, which could've been prevented had he been wearing the device, was a trigger for a wave of safety regulations coming to NASCAR, including the Hans device.

Garrett

For the motorcycle safety shit, The US has awful laws for riders wear gear. Also the safety standards our helmets have (DOT) to meet are very low and other countries require more regulations (ECE). A DOT helmet will protect you but they're much less safe than an ECE helmet

Cooper

Child Snus Network

Jacob Weiss

I have to say Aiden is the perfect ying to Slimes yang. They are the perfect riff couple.

Mr.Snrub

The creator of the punisher has stated publicly that they hate cops and condemns the way that cops and weird fringe right wing people/groups have adopted the punisher logo

Salami_Tommi

nick kinda was the air bud

Tage Graham

Table 10/10/ better stay

Kaitlyn Krzyzaniak

Who asked

Jessica Kate St. Michael

The fact that only 1/4 of the screen is visible and there’s constantly a blurry table in frame is so unintentionally goddamn funny

Paul McCartney

Yikes

One Who Knox

I thought this was the viagra ep and they put the cardboard there to hide it

for traffic

Tucker head here brother☝️

Evan

That’s the mang0

Danny

yoooo

quaxk

im not a tucker head but I do like a lot of his stuff so I would say you have atleast one in the patreon

Alex Jones

I never would've thought there is a yard Snus community lol. would consider Sibiria the failproof way to experience severe nicotine poisoning when nicotine doesn't already have you in a chokehold.

Maltoro

I love snus so much man. the light burning sensation that makes you feel alive and tickles your gums. The slight lightheadedness and warm sensation the nicotine gifts you with let's you feel love. You can feel your concentration slowly rising with a bit of nicotine running through your veins. A Snus and a coffee after having a nice meal. The heavenly taste of sweet Eukalyptus always in company. Snus is just so raw, so full of emotion and sensations. Was really enjoyable listening to you talking about god's gift :). Have a nice day!

Maltoro

Watching this with a 5 dot

Jonte Jonte

i went to california adventure and they had ZERO copies of the economist

mia

yo i think this is a fair thing to be critical of, especially if that criticism is shared by a lot of people (feel free to chime in if you do), but do you think its honestly changed that significantly over time? i feel like its been a pretty consistent tone/type of humor throughout the show, since basically the beginning, so im surpsied this is presented as a change rather than something thats always been the case - aiden

The Yard

listened to the audio and i cant believe this is what the table looked like

mia

they never explained the table

Emil

I literally work for the RNC. #obligatorytuckerhead

Charcol

All zyn is made in Sweden so yea

Beefbung

Most people don’t spit snus. The juices are tasty and filled with nic, don’t waste that like an uncultured beast. It’s best enjoyed with black pour over coffee or Swedish snaps/ herbal moonshine. Also you should by the white and red one called Siberia with a Russian theme. To would be the equivalent like an 8 dot. There are also ones without tobacco marketed towards children that taste like candy.

Beefbung

Literally, the dramatic irony of them talking about it at the end of the episode

Joshua Haskett

I think his kidneys will acknowledge it in due time

Cullen

Shoutout the seatbelt alarm silencer with built in bottle opener best purchase of my life

skrat

Idk man maybe you’re just not on the intellectual level required to appreciate true comedy. Maybe JRE would be more your speed.

Dakota

Listening to them talk about dip spit in a coke/pepsi bottle brought back memories I was not prepared to face today.

Daddy_Suit&Tie

so is this the viagra ep? alot of cover JS

ZoinksZombies

You came here to comment with a full diaper about how people you pay to watch talk like babies sometimes, interesting.

Kota

Nick in shambles while getting screamed at for not finishing Borger is peak comedy

Dad Rs

Y’all should do a PO Box

Dylan Newton

nobody respects what you say\

Hostile

no pretty sure dog sandler is referring to it's jamaican origins. I think personally it really depends where you grew up and who you were around when it comes to whether it's appropriate to use it or not since it can certainly come off as rude if you aren't using it from a place of understanding.

Inferno Pyro

is the "culture" ur talking about uk drill????

Hostile

not true it is just an abbreviation of "whats going on" central c says wagwan bro

Hostile

nicks quiet "beedeepbedeepbeepbeep" when slime and aiden are losing their mines about sardines and ludwig says "order in the child news network!" had me dying, it was such a beautiful cacophany

SgtSlime

Wagwan my drilla

Nesto Pinon

hey, i believe wagwan has a lot of racial connotations when it comes to saying that phrase. from research it looks like white people are heavily discouraged from saying it as a respect for the culture its based from. not experienced on the subject, just did a bit of googling and wanted to let you guys know.

dog sandler

unsubscribe then dumbass

Isaac

Tabe L

Cullen

you don't have to spit with zyns so I assume that is also true of the euro zyns

Jacob Gasque

I am a Tucker head sounding off. I think since he has been fired from FOX, he has produced some intriguing content and perspectives.

Jessica Kate St. Michael

favorite premo in a while

MIMI

Yeah, and every episode you do it a bit longer. In 100 more its just going to be baby talk. Thats what I mean by devolution.

Austin

taple

Conner Johnson

yeah I was expecting a lot more from the child news network episode

zach b

Table is for D&D?

Logan Kihs

we've been doing that since day one you idiot wheres the devolution

The Yard

Soooo the tables were to hide the dick pill boners right??

Logan Hamik

listening to them talk about snus is like listening to teens talk about wine coolers. It was made so mild that you didn't have to spit because the sweeds didn't want to go outside in the freezing cold.

Mico

Ludwig in full gear on the trident would look so cool.

Hoài Bùi

goddamn i really enjoyed this and the main ep! You guys have been fire lately

Eoin Prenter

Table.

Shane

table.

Ussom

seeing this vid after the fast food stream is like seeing a video of soldiers right before they're sent to fight in the trenches

Pablo Torres

CNN

Zach Stein

Then stop watching pussy boy

Hemlecten

man fart took me out

Shouqy

He never finish his borgor :(

Littlearsonistalice

tab le

karma shorthop

Table.

J_C

quebin

Tage Graham

Just sick of the bit. Its not entertaining.

Austin

tlabel

Brindibou

Table.

Jacob Ickes

what is the table

Bella N

i think you would like this guy called lex fridman

RazorGuild

table.

Rafael Palete

I wish this podcast didnt devolve into 4 late 20s early 30s men talking like babies for half of every episode.

Austin

table.

Riley Eliot

I think it’s time we acknowledge Nick’s addiction to Juvee.

Kevin Reyes

table.

mikeygenes


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