Ep. 94 Premium - aiden could beat up your dog [VIDEO]
Added 2023-05-04 18:00:03 +0000 UTC- 00:00:00 - the answer tier list
- 00:01:32 - slime's weakness
- 00:04:18 - minecraft parodies are bigger than the original
- 00:05:11 - the daft punk dance girls
- 00:06:51 - nebula nigel
- 00:08:16 - step check
- 00:10:20 - aiden could beat up your dog
- 00:15:58 - could you beat majority of the people in the world?
- 00:25:06 - cops
- 00:28:05 - ludwigs bakery
- 00:36:49 - bakery RP
- 00:38:20 - aiden becomes a reddit mod
- 00:40:35 - slime drops one in the bakery
- 00:41:13 - nm he didn't fart
- 00:41:58 - slime's meal plan each day
- 00:45:28 - ludwig's meal plan each day
- 00:47:52 - nick's yum yum juice
- 00:50:19 - aiden got offered ket
- 00:52:36 - ludwig got recognised at the coffee shop
- 00:56:28 - nick gets recognised
Comments
Has Aiden ever seen wolves kill a bear
Meeph Ez
2024-11-18 15:09:19 +0000 UTCre: berserker mode, hysterical strength is totally real, there's stories of mothers lifting 2 ton vehicles to save their baby, in real life or death situations you actually can go berserker mode
Cooper Williams
2024-07-29 16:36:29 +0000 UTCnot sure if anyone's said this because patreon comment system is dumb but tnt (the minecraft parody of taio cruz's dynamite) has more views on youtube
Remi White
2024-07-17 13:31:11 +0000 UTCsinging along with the boys to Owl City is such a vibe
DennisDoesntExist
2024-06-30 19:58:07 +0000 UTCBrutal and you’d have to be mentally ready to snap a dogs neck with ur bare hands but in a life or death scenario if you know the tech you win everytime
Drew Curry
2024-03-13 11:44:09 +0000 UTCVery late but if u just let the dog bite one of ur forearms as bait u can use ur other arm to snap its neck by pulling ur bait arm up when u come down hard on the neck. One of my friends cop dads taught us that cuz we had this exact argument on day
Drew Curry
2024-03-13 11:43:09 +0000 UTCThis is so fucking badass
Brandon
2023-10-23 23:57:33 +0000 UTCsexual style
Skiddly Winks
2023-09-20 21:02:18 +0000 UTCSlime I watch both Jerma and Squeex; I'm fueled by funny noises and musical bits
Skiddly Winks
2023-09-20 21:00:55 +0000 UTCthere are German shepherds trained to rip out the throat of terrorist.... I dont think amen can take a dog
Rin
2023-07-31 05:27:49 +0000 UTC12 /12 fasting as a minimum is psyco, slime needs to be eating bears and lift weight to be snatch queen
fraud.records
2023-06-04 21:15:46 +0000 UTCMy Dane would fuck Aiden up lmaooo
Mary Russell
2023-05-18 00:31:45 +0000 UTCI’d like to apply for aidens position as drug guy
riley henry
2023-05-17 17:17:03 +0000 UTCjust built different. i respect you
Garrett
2023-05-11 19:57:00 +0000 UTCI wish I could lick slimes bald head
Zachary Collisson
2023-05-11 19:01:04 +0000 UTCThis episode convinced me to stop subscribing
Ami C
2023-05-11 13:47:32 +0000 UTCCan confirm the Mexicans also like Slime
Falseprophet _
2023-05-10 19:00:48 +0000 UTCSome advice, Uber eats is a really bad food delivery app. You pay more for the food and the delivery fee is high, even with Uber eats plus. Instead look into using Caviar, which is connect to DoorDash but way better. They have more restaurants, cheaper processing/ delivery fees. You can pay for Caviar plus to get no delivery fee and no service fee. You only need to pay for the food and tip for the driver. —someone who uses food delivery apps for 4 years.
Why why
2023-05-10 18:29:18 +0000 UTCdevelopers patching games be like:
ReadySteadySpaghetti
2023-05-10 16:22:57 +0000 UTCSometimes i feel bad for aimen but then sometimes im like hes hot so its only fair
zach pyatt
2023-05-10 14:45:33 +0000 UTCWhen my best friend lived with her grandpa, they had a dog that would attack and one time i ran to it and tried to be as intimidating as possible and after that the dog never fucked with me again.
stephanie
2023-05-09 15:31:32 +0000 UTCnick's "step one is saying 'wassup?'" broke me for 2 minutes straight
Garrett
2023-05-08 18:07:29 +0000 UTCThe beginning of this episode made me think I was having a stroke
Colton Z
2023-05-08 17:48:00 +0000 UTCI think about kicking a dog attacking me all the time Aiden is based we can go down together
Tyler Masters
2023-05-08 17:39:14 +0000 UTCPod at a dog training centre and everyone has to get bitten by my buddy Quinn (in a bite suit) 😂
Talia Todd
2023-05-08 17:35:03 +0000 UTCI am literally a protection dog trainer for A1K9 (in Wales) and not a single one of you is beating a dog in a fight. Come down here and get a bite suit on and we’ll see lol
Talia Todd
2023-05-08 17:32:58 +0000 UTCI listen to podcasts while I work, and I listened to this premium episode back to back with Safety 3rd podcast ft. Charlie. The almost exact same conversation about 1v1 ing a dog came up in both podcasts lol
Andrew Guy
2023-05-08 12:03:39 +0000 UTCFarting outside the bakery because you respect the blacksmiths is the funniest shit I have heard in a long time
Joep Saris
2023-05-08 11:35:54 +0000 UTCAiden punting a fucking chihuahua has be seen. Let's see those soccer skills in action
Alec Dorn
2023-05-08 09:00:47 +0000 UTC"Yeah, you're not going to heaven" about the light fixture was an all timer.
JesseThePlantBasedBodyVentura
2023-05-08 07:28:44 +0000 UTCMy dog was attacked by a pitbull and my dad was punching it as hard as he could in the head and it still didn’t let go. But Aimen is different he probably would have kicked it
Nick Harold
2023-05-07 19:30:08 +0000 UTCYo I made a Minecraft parody and got a MC Diamond tat on my neck for the pr run in high school. I drive a forklift now, I peaked. Proof is in the pudding even dropped a lyric talking about it. https://youtu.be/WfVMhH0vqXY
Kyle Elmore
2023-05-07 16:21:25 +0000 UTCAlright I literally just signed up for the Patreon to throw my two cents in to the Aidan Dog controversy. My credentials is that I was mauled by a pit bull named Capone in 2016. Aidan clearly loses. First, Pit bulls usually lock their jaws after biting, so Aidan could get the upper hand if it locks it’s jaw on him and stops continuously biting. However if it goes for the kill, this thing will shred his body. For context, Pit bulls can bite with up to 235 psi of pressure. I dealt with 220 psi in my situation. *GRAPHIC WARNING* my bones were visible from several of my wounds and if this dog had gotten a couple of more bites he could have broken my leg in multiple places with his jaw alone. If the dog bites his feet including his Achilles heel, he loses. Once you’re on the ground, fight or flight takes over. He may try to fight back and throw the dog off or try to hurt it with his bear hands, but his body will also be instinctively forcing him to use energy in other ways to also get away at the same time. As a result he may lack the necessary energy to even cause real harm to it since he is expending so much flailing at the same time. You could argue he would simply not flail about, but when you’re in the heat of the moment that ain’t happening. Maybe he tries to punch it and or do something to it’s face. If he fortunate like me, he won’t lose a finger in the process. But hes more likely to be unfortunate and that dog is mutilating his hand. The only win condition here is if Aidan has a shelter close enough to him that he can get to and lock the door on the dog, that is of course assuming that unlike me he would be able to actually outrun the Pit bull. Maybe if the Pit bull is also not as committed to the kill, a luckily timed kick in the head could dissuade the dog. But that’s only if he’s fortunate enough. In conclusion Pit Bull 1: Aidan 0.
COWMAN0412
2023-05-07 15:02:33 +0000 UTCI have, but correct me if I’m wrong he didn’t ever hit the shark. I thought he just put his surfboard between him and the shark and eventually it bit off his leash and he swam off?
crazyrandumb
2023-05-07 06:56:01 +0000 UTCPour one out for liquid Jimmy
Qerxy
2023-05-07 02:28:31 +0000 UTCever heard of Mick Fanning?
Lex
2023-05-07 02:09:47 +0000 UTCThe average American police department fitness requirements are equivalent to like the pacer test for a fifth grade girl. Dallas PD requires you be able to do 4 push ups and run 1.5 miles in 19 minutes lmao
w
2023-05-07 01:46:26 +0000 UTCId eat at Ludwig’s bakery
Daboop333
2023-05-07 00:06:02 +0000 UTCthe pod never ends ludwig ahgren
Kassie Richwine
2023-05-06 23:24:17 +0000 UTCNEED a bro vs pro of aiden against a bite trained dog
Case Mooring
2023-05-06 19:31:36 +0000 UTCMy great uncle JIm unironically passed away like that chucky scene. He was grabbing beer and didn't check twice. Jimmy was liquified.
Woodus
2023-05-06 19:21:46 +0000 UTCIt's been months and I'm still so impressed with the new set design, it legit looks like it's filmed outside on an early summer evening.
Mina Draskovic
2023-05-06 17:34:04 +0000 UTChe is bi, they are allowed too.
Olav
2023-05-06 15:15:48 +0000 UTCWhy is Aiden so obsessed with beating up dogs and women?
Jens Marissens
2023-05-06 11:46:03 +0000 UTCI was fucking dying when Nick was talking about his yum yum juice. That dude is on fire
Samuel Lazar
2023-05-06 10:43:40 +0000 UTCIn a fight, right?
LunarChzzz
2023-05-06 10:27:59 +0000 UTCAs someone with two Pit mixes, I can tell you now, Aiden couldn’t take them. Literally no average person could. When my smaller one even jumps and just knocks me on the jaw, she almost dislocates it. Then again, I’m a 5’3 woman, but still
TransponderSnail
2023-05-06 09:11:01 +0000 UTCreading this back it was super cringe so I apologize
crazyrandumb
2023-05-06 07:46:18 +0000 UTCI'll give it to Aiden that he can probably beat most dog breeds in a fight, but when he tried to argue that he could punch a dog off him that was latched on to him with "I'd just punch him in the eye, that's how you get a shark off you" I just started laughing. Truth be told if you punch a shark that's biting you, you're only gonna make it more pissed off and it's gonna bite down harder. So maybe that'd work on a dog, but for the love of god aiden if a shark ever bites you, PLEASE DO NOT TRY TO PUNCH IT, you'll only make it worse.
crazyrandumb
2023-05-06 06:46:13 +0000 UTCRare Aimen W
Jaden
2023-05-06 06:36:11 +0000 UTCMy friend had to fend off 2 Pitts that were attacking his dogs, one survived a bullet to the head for several minutes and the other took multiple hits on the back and head from a metal pipe and ran away alive. All this to say you're not killing larger dogs
Raven
2023-05-06 06:19:53 +0000 UTCTop 10 premium episode. I tend to agree with Amen but he is comically wrong here.
06JBassFlats
2023-05-06 05:40:38 +0000 UTCas someone who has been attacked by a dog, the scary thing is how fucking fast it gets to you. you are just standing there one second, the next you are on the ground with a dog destroying your arm.
Nathan Johnson
2023-05-06 05:07:00 +0000 UTCCane corso kills most men
Tyrell Arnold
2023-05-06 03:42:22 +0000 UTCLudwig being wrong and still pushing his point, what's new?
JP
2023-05-06 03:40:34 +0000 UTCIt should be on the email you got
Haco
2023-05-06 03:07:59 +0000 UTCBro Aiden is right just kick the dog
Haco
2023-05-06 02:32:59 +0000 UTCThis episode made nick my favourite yard member hella doll tipped him over
Jaiviraj Sandhu
2023-05-05 23:33:38 +0000 UTCIf everyone in the world had a 1v1 the winner would only need to win 33 times and honestly Aiden has that dog in him
Raymond Britton
2023-05-05 23:12:05 +0000 UTCI could beat any dog. Weak ass dogs. One kick is all it takes.
Carter McVean
2023-05-05 21:06:02 +0000 UTClud's bakery can be called caked up and slime can live out his salaryman rat dreams chain smoking cigarettes in the kitchen speaking in a french accent
Taro
2023-05-05 19:39:03 +0000 UTCa baby pit bull would tear Aidan's ass up js
Joe Thornton
2023-05-05 18:59:07 +0000 UTCim waiting for the day Aiden just walks off the pod halfway through
Kendrew
2023-05-05 18:10:54 +0000 UTCSee, I think like Slime and Ludwig that sit-ups are easier than pushups, but I think in a timed setting, pushups are much easier to do quicker than sit-ups.
Bryce Hoch
2023-05-05 18:08:06 +0000 UTCmy dog is 90lbs and insane there’s absolutely no world where he wins.
Elizabeth English
2023-05-05 17:52:58 +0000 UTCThis might have been the best premium episode yet 💀
Austin Flawsom
2023-05-05 17:46:08 +0000 UTCMy dog would lick your hand, you’d lose all will to fight. He would conquer your heart
Chandler Meierarend
2023-05-05 17:14:29 +0000 UTCFor the record, a great dane doesn't beat shit. Aiden could take a great dane. They are big, yes, but they are VERY uncoordinated across the board, and they have low bone density due to their stature. They are actually a surprisingly fragile dog due to how thin their frame is compared to their height. They're one of the most fragile large breeds, look it up. They die early from a variety of things that would also impede their ability to fight. Any dog with a long back can break it's own back just jumping from average human height. A pitbull would 100% sleep Aiden though, he's a fragile little man by comparison. One bite and your arm is now a mangled mess you can't use. Second bite one of your legs is gone, then what Aiden? You little pussy ass boy, you are just FOOD FOR THE DOG then, little aiden kibble yumyum!
Michael Coggins
2023-05-05 16:23:03 +0000 UTCAs an additional thought, next sub goal could be a cover album on patrom-voted songs.
Preston Kinnett
2023-05-05 15:30:00 +0000 UTCI'm the one who wants to hear the singing. I watch while driving anyway. If I got a two minute pause for the boys to sing a banger it would be great.
Preston Kinnett
2023-05-05 15:24:28 +0000 UTCHow can I join the discord?
Gabe Reed
2023-05-05 14:08:06 +0000 UTCHow can he do against a cat
ynot onivert
2023-05-05 14:02:51 +0000 UTCMy beagle fucking mangles Aiden, hit me up we can set it up
Samuel Kitching
2023-05-05 13:58:40 +0000 UTCi dont like the singing but i like that everyone is having fun when they do it :)
James
2023-05-05 12:36:10 +0000 UTCFor anyone wondering, there used to be several Minecraft parody’s that had double the views of the original, but with the release of YouTube music the originals were prioritized and have retaken the view count.
Goodmangammering
2023-05-05 12:32:51 +0000 UTCi like the singing :)
MikeyBad
2023-05-05 10:02:05 +0000 UTCbanger episode, aimen would get absolutely fucked.
Risible Shark
2023-05-05 08:12:04 +0000 UTC"I sleep a 50 year old man no matter what shape" is so crazy considering Mike Tyson is 56 and would murder 99% of the population in under 20 seconds.
Jessica Kate St. Michael
2023-05-05 07:46:22 +0000 UTCI sleep a beagle
Tyler Camp
2023-05-05 07:05:53 +0000 UTCAs someone who has a German Shepard you'd get rinsed bro they're huge, smart, and strong.
Tom Badgerlock
2023-05-05 07:00:50 +0000 UTChate to say it but aiden is so fucking wrong here any dog that has been legit bred and trained it's actual entire life for the purpose of fucking your shit up WILL fuck your shit up 100% no questions asked.
heat_death
2023-05-05 05:21:26 +0000 UTCi enjoyed the singing
Devi
2023-05-05 05:06:30 +0000 UTCmy pit bull is a healthy 80 pounds and there are definitely some that are more. my dog is a very sweet so Aiden would be fine but no shot he can take an aggressive pit or even like a K9 german shepherd
dust
2023-05-05 04:49:56 +0000 UTCgod, i hate that i believe aiden is right
an appropriate account name
2023-05-05 04:40:58 +0000 UTCKetamine is a dissociative anesthetic, a more addictive class of hallucinogens than psychedelics. It causes the same depersonalization effects that psychedelics do but with a way shorter high and time to onset in the case of ketamine. It is also much less addictive and has a lower overdose potential than stimulants or opioids so is actually pretty safe when pure. Exceptionally high doses can cause stupor/convulsions. The most dangerous part of ketamine is not the drugs toxicity itself, but risk of injury due to lack of cognition. -Pharmacology undergrad student
Carson Miller
2023-05-05 02:57:30 +0000 UTCNot gonna lie, I was singing along until I realized it was a bit that Slime hated
Austin Taylor
2023-05-05 02:56:02 +0000 UTCI’m taking pharmacology of recreational drugs and psychedelics like ketamine is much safer than something like stimulants or opiates because there’s a lower dopamine release. This means it has a lower addiction potential. Also, it pretty much only effects the cognitive function of the brain rather than areas of the brain that control functions that keep you alive, so it also has a low overdose potential. Basically the only way you could die from ketamine consumption without taking an exceptionally high dose would be if you did something stupid while tripping, i.e jumping out of a window thinking you could fly.
Carson Miller
2023-05-05 02:35:46 +0000 UTClove the move from child stuff to illegal human vs dog fighting rings
Saif Ali
2023-05-05 02:18:04 +0000 UTCPerfect end frame
Motetote
2023-05-05 01:03:03 +0000 UTCAiden standing outside the bakery asking people to buy him a baguette like an underage kid trying to get beer
Collin Baller
2023-05-05 00:55:41 +0000 UTCFire episode
Michael
2023-05-05 00:37:06 +0000 UTCLudwig's bakery should be called "No Loaves Refused"
PixJames
2023-05-04 23:51:41 +0000 UTCI’m a bald man who plays rogue likes and can absolutely confirm that NorthernLion is mother.
Sumner L. Schmidt
2023-05-04 23:46:54 +0000 UTCI agree with aimen, if you land that kick it’s over for whatever lame ass dog you got coming at you
Joshua Haskett
2023-05-04 23:23:31 +0000 UTCalthough aiden has a point, im confident that me and most other female yard viewers could smoke him
sor
2023-05-04 23:14:45 +0000 UTCThanks! Yeah I realized I got a teir 1 not knowing it was only for tier 3 😿
Tommy Bloomfield
2023-05-04 22:26:59 +0000 UTCI googled "The Yard Merch" and the first link got me to their page. You'll just have to be a tier 3 patreon sub and log in to patreon https://theyard.sale
Alan Ortega
2023-05-04 22:16:16 +0000 UTCIt could be fun to have slime play QT’s whole family in basket ball. Prob get a few dubs in and lose a few. It could end with a 1v1 with Ludwig
TheRoguePony
2023-05-04 21:58:12 +0000 UTCI only like the singing when slime is on the screen because he looks uncomfortable which I think is funny because we don’t see that very much
Hemlecten
2023-05-04 21:45:58 +0000 UTCAye anyone know how to get merch access??
Tommy Bloomfield
2023-05-04 21:14:58 +0000 UTCi don’t fish why would i buy this
Isaac
2023-05-04 21:01:47 +0000 UTCslime needs to be careful about too much fish. Mercury poisoning almost killed my aunt which comes from eating too much fish
Pinz
2023-05-04 20:29:49 +0000 UTCafter slime plays pickup bball with the 8 year old the next videos gotta be aiden in the ring with a full grown police trained german shepherd
scaryh4rry
2023-05-04 19:59:12 +0000 UTCAs a woman, I’d sleep aiden.
gettreed
2023-05-04 19:54:20 +0000 UTCSlime singing was awesome
Sunny D
2023-05-04 19:49:01 +0000 UTCHow effective is adrenaline, like if you gave it to Ludwig would he just become a blood thirsty ravenous beast that obliterates well over half the 18+ population and has to deal with the consequences of his actions after the slaughter
2013 Acura ILX [critical condition]
2023-05-04 19:01:53 +0000 UTCSome white woman Aiden dated must’ve cheated on him with a dog
Quinn Haehnle
2023-05-04 19:01:50 +0000 UTCAiden got his walk of atonement fit on today, get it I guess
Jagerrit
2023-05-04 18:59:32 +0000 UTCdamn, 94 episodes. wonder what episode 100 will be like 🤔
Christopher Williams
2023-05-04 18:46:08 +0000 UTCthats what im sayin
wrosenburger
2023-05-04 18:45:18 +0000 UTC"They choose that dog to oppress!" had me fucking crying
SgtSlime
2023-05-04 18:35:56 +0000 UTCOur new puppy was just smothered to death by its mother and that’s the only one aiden can beat, but the mom would fuck him
Strider
2023-05-04 18:28:57 +0000 UTCbut where's the reggie ep. 94
Snapdragon Sweetgum
2023-05-04 18:26:27 +0000 UTCaiden looks like hes part of a british punk band
Shouqy
2023-05-04 18:21:34 +0000 UTCI’m early smile
Anthony Duarte
2023-05-04 18:07:57 +0000 UTC
