Ep. 87 Premium - a genie gives you a wish [VIDEO]

Rewatching episodes rn and the whole genie bit might be my favorite one they've ever run

Skiddly Winks

This one straight fire frfr

Alec Rose

Nerd

Hayden

The rocker meat dude is probably in some local poser straight edge punk band who fucks like crazy and smokes hella weed off stage

Hayden

Did they plan that intro? lmfao Ludwig QUICK on the react! i hadda play it back so many times

mohammad m

"im not gonna fuck you" *looks at camera* is such a good bit god i love nick

Nicholas Koi

need that banana bread recipe

Anika Sharma

dude its like a 20 minute long bit about genies, dont read into it so much.

Nate Weeks

Anika Sharma

this is crazy seeing the idea of the camping stream into a reality

The147th

ludwig could never be president because he didn’t think of the obvious “donald dump”

Nivag

This is the episode where I realize that Ludwig doesn't know french

CupDog

good wish (they did ask, btw)

Garrett

Nobody asked but my wish is for Slime to start streaming :(

Drew Garcia

nick turned up this ep

M Almano

slime encouraging ludwig to talk about his banana bread making is so awesome, slime is cool.

melona

The idea of Ludwig explaining how to make a fire and then failing and then a bad cut to him using a torch to get it started and then pretend he used basic tools is so good. Think the office with michael scott surviving in the woods

Carl Rassi

I cannot believe that ludwig and nick are against the high production quality camping video. Sure the allure of those are typically people being good at survival and showing how to do something but millions of network television shows have proven that having famous people do stuff badly is very entertaining.

Carl Rassi

GOD GAMER

Ryan Abouchedid

all I want is Slime farming simulator

Baco

Slime, arms crossed judgmentally, pointing with his foot is such a vibe

Jose A C

I wish for Ludwin Ander to be the guest on your next pod. Seems like an interesting fellow

Mitchell Garcia

Im gonna send this to my friend named Tabitha.

Nom Nom

I'd ask the genie for the 2 minutes of content I've been robbed of.

AJ

crazy that Nick mentioned Andy Shrock in this ep. He's the reason I started skating and also introduced me to my favorite band

Alex Meiller

watching the first 20 minutes with my dad was a mistake

Emil

9.629649721936e-35 at 115

RarePupperr

Damn ai let me down 🤌

RarePupperr

Someone else already commented 115 which is the correct result, the calculation is just log2(starting size / planck length)

kape142

The Planck length is 1.616 × 10^-35 meters. 1 inch = 0.0254 meters (approx.) 4 inches = 4 x 0.0254 meters = 0.1016 meters 0.1016 meters ÷ Planck length = 0.1016 meters ÷ 1.616 × 10^-35 meters Therefore, starting with a length of 4 inches, it would need to be cut in half approximately 6.28 × 10^34 times to reach the Planck length. 62,800,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 times to reach it Aiden, better get cracking. source: chatgpt lmfao

RarePupperr

It would be a landslide was great

Tomás Lane

Had a dream my roommate named nick was replaced by the yard nick and i found out it was a government psy op

- lionbooster -

i hope u enjoyed the 35 second, pool noodle shit bit

Chase Kraemer

whoever wrote that they wanted slime to stop sharting in the mic

Chase Kraemer

My genie wish is a Mogul Moves boardgame night

Carlo Epure-Tofanel

The shinigami eyes allow you to see a person's proximity to the nearest toilet and what they eat in their most recent meal

Brayden

Slime have you seen the guy who does stealth camping at like roundabouts and shit, he sounds a lot like the Alberta guy you were talking about

nolain

Holy shit, that skater guy and his kid... I used to watch his old videos with (I think) his company Braille . I had no idea he had blown up this much???? Crazy man.

Sheeb

i listened to the audio of this too and god damn i just had to listen wgain

Greyson-Skylar

Lud should do banana bread for episode 100

pluckythechicken

How did they not talk about the Streamer awards after party? Did QT ask them not to?

Scott

i want to know what ludwig’s challenge was for slime so bad

g d

30:12 Me when I'm trying to get Chat GPT to work

Chris Cole

my wish is for ludwimg to make me baba bread

Brian Schmoker

I think this is the Best premium in recent memory

Mc_Max5

Cat with human face. Can talk, as smart as cat.

Evilpig

Ludwig makes Banana bread for streamers. Pog content idea

BlazeMarc

len0killer is great

Drew

sludwig is their ship name

Darragh Close

Would pay good money to see slime recreate the Tonetta - Pressure Zone video but singing to Ludwig.

Jackson Honeycutt

Somewhat ugly is correct. I stand with ludwig

Mikayla Mendez

the wishes / genie convo rotted my brain

never

I'd wish for selective immediate perfect retention, so that when I'm learning something new I can choose to have it be in my brain forever upon the first time learning. Then I'd wish for no risk of any form of memory loss. Final wish would be to reroute 90% of all global military funding to education and social services.

Tyler Davis

Re the outdoor youtube guys, my favourite by far is Xander Budnick if you haven't seen him yet Slime. Also Lost Lakes is fantastic as well but more focus on canoe camping and winter hot tent camping.

Mighty Mulder

being able to stop time for only you or you+people you are touching is the best superpower bar none so that would be mine.

RustyPaperPlate

My genie wish would be that anytime I say the phrase “fuckle your seatbelts” it comes out in Charlie Moist Cr1tiKaL’s voice

Jason Queen

Donald Dump

Marek Auvaart-Gordon

I wanna breath taking snatch

Nate Galasso

No Sekiro 2 but Wo Long Fallen Dynasty is allegedly close its the NIOH version of Sekiro.

Noah Grimes

Good ep 👍

Tanakaeru

I wish for more slime content frfr

James Hawks

According to the U.N. FAO, 0.0% of Malta is forested

Scott

it would take roughly ~115 poops for aiden's half pooping to be smaller than the planck length

SmeefDong

the genie bit has a very Hello From the Magic Tavern vibe LOL

Penelope Coad

What's even better about the Yingling prepping a high as fuck shadow clone idea is that this actually happens in the show with Sage Mode

VigorousPringle

my three wishes would be 1. a magical full-rigged ship (picture a big pirate ship) that doesn't have any of the drawbacks (some guesses: rotting wood, crew size, big heavy sails, wind) (asking for no drawbacks is cheating but so is a genie in a lamp) and i can sail around the seven seas with my friends forever 2. a wardrobe full of keira knightley's outfits from pirates of the caribbean (very important) 3. wii/gamecube/switch set-up that works on the ship : ) (i just think i would get sad sometimes and i would want to play video games)

mia

Ludwig wished for google translate

Kyle Lochner

a ludwig camp stream would be pretty cool

BloomTD

Ludwig should bring banana bread next ep so the guys can rate it!

CrungoCass

hands down best episode of the yard

Emma

what's crazy is that they already did that, nick and slime participated in it, and they all forgot about it

sawyer tsaregorodtseva

the Shinigami eyes for Ludwig's pants-shitting ability would obv be knowing how much shit was in your rectum at any given time

Frost

Hboxs worst nightmare

Haakon Hunter

QT + Lud Banana bread making stream is such a layup cmon boys

Coolie0h

idk i guess id wish for like a hundred dollars or something

beige

as for survivalist youtube I love Nick Fry’s content. he’s this aussie dude who started making nature/survivalist content with a friend when they were like 14/15 and he’s still at it. their old channel was called tarradarra bros iirc

Nicolás

Would love to see the genie bit animated

vivi !!

Started listening to this one on a plane and had to stop because I was laughing too hard

Zak

Okay so now we need a banana bread recipe/walkthrough.

Cece

I swear I thought Ludwig saying "there's something smaller than a Planck" was gonna be a setup for a small dick joke he said it so many times I thought for sure it was a setup

rhinoquakes

My wish would be for any single person or group I look at, I can immediately identify the funniest things I could do or vocalize to make them laugh. I would know to what severity my options would work, so I could avoid racist things if that was most funny to someone, and instead do/say something slightly less funny. On the individual level this would likely devolve into bizarre sounds and body gestures that pinpoint that person's specific humor, and as they continue laughing it would actively change what you can tell is funny. You could go so far as to kill someone via laughter because you could always identify what you would need to do to keep them laughing until they suffocate from lack of oxygen.

Virilikus

Ludwig meeting a genie and wishing to be able to do heroin one time is so weird

Zion Blartt

Y’know I just wanna say, as an amateur historian, the ‘Yard Does History’ segment on the main ep was incredibly fucking entertaining and I loved it.

Kai Brown

ludwig has to be the worst person to get to meet a genie. holy shit. it's genuinely frustrating how bad his answers are

Violet McKinney

Listened yesterday. Only watched to see Tabitha's huge knockers.

Will Vandohlen