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Ep. 87 Premium - a genie gives you a wish [AUDIO]
Added 2023-03-15 19:00:03 +0000 UTC
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Infinite pasta packet on my right side, infinite sauce packet on my left side, garlic bread in the back pockets.
Jasper
2024-08-01 18:26:22 +0000 UTCThis is the funniest episode. If I could show anyone the yard for the first time, this is what I show them
onyi
2023-07-13 03:33:45 +0000 UTCMaybe it's just me but a fear of death seems pretty natural
Jack N
2023-06-03 22:54:01 +0000 UTCthe sheer AMOUNT of horny 14 year olds learning the invisibility spell in mass would fucking ruin the world
Just Some Rat In a Pie
2023-04-18 05:45:28 +0000 UTCthis is by far the funniest shit I have ever heard
2023-04-18 02:01:41 +0000 UTCMy 1st wish is to never die because fuck that I have an irrational fear of it. Second is the people I care about to live as long as me because my heads fucked and I couldnt watch them die and I'm not sure I could make new friends over and over. Third wish surprisingly isnt for money. I would wish for magic to be real and to have the ability to wield it Harry potter style
Michael Fenton
2023-03-27 05:37:30 +0000 UTCMe and my brother have an agreement that of we live to 65 we will try heroin because at that point theres not much else to live for
Michael Fenton
2023-03-27 05:33:31 +0000 UTCSafe dragging is from fast five not 6
Dougal Power
2023-03-23 23:19:59 +0000 UTCI'm pretty sure that anything smaller than a Planck length is just a quantum particle, so eventually aimen would be shitting quantumly superposed shits and the way that scientists figure out about it is that one of aimen's shits goes to the future tony stark style and warns the scientists of the future to come back in time and take out aimen's dangerous shits. Or they come back in time like that one Amazon Chris Pratt movie to save the world since eventually his shits would reach the schwarzschild radius and cause a black hole to form which swallows the earth.
newblaze
2023-03-23 20:58:30 +0000 UTCHey ludwig, as someone who did heroin 1 time. You would be fine. Overrated. Like yea u feel fucking amazin but you dont wake up not feeling like damn, i just did heroin, thats kinda fucked up, best not do that again. Also no side effects the first time.
Gianni Fazio
2023-03-21 03:36:21 +0000 UTCI swear the outdoor youtuber Slime mentions is Xander Budnick, banger videos
Sio
2023-03-19 23:30:40 +0000 UTCpop pop
Paul Sanford
2023-03-19 18:38:58 +0000 UTCat 9 minutes the fish ludwig is talking about… I know he has a different reference but it’s literally just Guppy from the bobiverse series Guppy (i’m listening to the book I don’t remember the spelling but it’s an acronym) in the bobiverse series is basically everyone’s personal assistant, he looks and sounds like admiral ackbar, he’s not a true AI but he’s basically a calculator for everything, languages, physics, math, knowledge, but he doesn’t actually have a soul. soul is a debated subject in the series anyway I’m high listen to the bobiverse series by Dennis E Taylor on audible is the best story I’ve ever experienced
ExThird
2023-03-19 08:45:19 +0000 UTCI would wish that whenever i drive somewhere theres always an empty parking spot waiting for me
JuanJo
2023-03-17 20:35:15 +0000 UTCThat's bleak
Deepto Chatterjee
2023-03-17 14:31:39 +0000 UTCBeen a really big fan of bisexual Slime for a while now. Hope we keep getting more.
I made a Patreon for Get Cynical
2023-03-16 18:53:12 +0000 UTCI would wish all printers would just work and not break down every time you look away
Andrew J Hall
2023-03-16 17:20:56 +0000 UTC"It's like a pool noodle..."
Mico
2023-03-16 16:49:44 +0000 UTCi would wish for all oranges to br shaped like pears
Fred Nyberg
2023-03-16 16:13:31 +0000 UTCHe also referenced The Myth of Sisyphus when talking about Tyler1 and everyone glazed over it lol amazing joke tho
Jackpath
2023-03-16 16:10:22 +0000 UTCBro wish for it now
Jackpath
2023-03-16 16:08:45 +0000 UTCSlime's Doshin the giant comment is such an insane thing to reference
Billy
2023-03-16 14:58:33 +0000 UTCnothin like a fresh pack of reds and a new premium ep to start off my day
scaryh4rry
2023-03-16 13:28:47 +0000 UTCThe survival-idea exist already in the german Youtube scene. Its called "7 vs Wild". 7 youtuber/streamer got dropped of on a wild Island in Panama and depending on the individual skilllevel they had more or less Tools. And the goal was to make it through the week.
Tim Staeheli
2023-03-16 10:49:43 +0000 UTCI wish that Sekiro 2 would actually come out in the next year
npoma
2023-03-16 10:37:05 +0000 UTCIt's established that this genie doesn't abide by human moral standards. It likely wouldn't care
Jack
2023-03-16 05:29:42 +0000 UTCThe way to beat the genie game is to wish that you were a child so if the genie fucks you he’s a pedophile.
Michael
2023-03-16 03:00:56 +0000 UTCI wish that every time Ludwig went live or uploaded a video, the urge to fuck Slime goes up by .5%. So eventually, inevitably, he'd want to fuck Slime.
Bairdsen
2023-03-16 02:22:02 +0000 UTCbanana bread crust gang
Katie
2023-03-16 01:51:12 +0000 UTC@ shoobi
Kimby
2023-03-15 23:36:20 +0000 UTCI would ask a genie to reverse all the negative impact I have given to the world and a yacht
Jackpath
2023-03-15 22:47:09 +0000 UTCCan someone animate the whole genie convo pleaseeeeee
Shouqy
2023-03-15 20:42:49 +0000 UTCSwag I needed the entertainment at work
Jarred Strohm
2023-03-15 19:16:02 +0000 UTCBest part of my day
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