Ep. 80 Premium - Goats eSports [VIDEO]

Goatpussy.onion is probably one of the funniest bits aidens every done. Anytime he references minero you KNOW he’s in his pocket

Drew Curry

Aesop is better than slug, Aiden listen to Bring Back Pluto

Justin O'Brien

Imagine thinking Slime would give a single fuck about your demands, wack and cringe

Father Boots

Finders keepers of the creepers, everyone's been saying this

Skiddly Winks

i had it playing while driving and i was like, 'I'm going to crash my car listening to this bit.' And then i rewound and played it again 🤡

Finn

Siege mentioned, my day is made

Sly 2855

The fart bit was actually more funny than it should have been honestly. I farted shortly after Slime did the first time and couldn't stop laughing

Chase Williams

Please fart into the mics.

Loagn Smith

"King, try it." might be the funniest clip from this show

cbkf7yhk99dhwpg-13ma11

you're wack and cringe

Garrett

Please stop farting into the mics.

Shelby Nicely

The gambling people at a casino bit had me rolling, good shit

Suppy

this is my favorite premo yet. everyone popped off in this.

Alec

Goats eSports is unironically the next evolution for Mogul Moves

Donny

If you guys want a UFO to rent for the Jerma episode, there's this amazing rental in Joshua Tree called Area 55 Futuro House.

Ale

Lud doesn’t get it, people gamba money because they love money, but the boys just love Yan and Yingling more than money

Sleeepy

One of the best premos for sure

Jack

KEVIN is in workaholics as well

Slightly9

you should consider licking my balls

Gehrig Rosen

Alexis Tiede

This is the funniest premo yet

Tommy D

Just auction off the Vespa on stream to pay for a new one haha

Jonathan S

I have a friend named Aidan who has a dad who is a pilot and is also a pilot. He is one point above Aimen 🤯

Jonathan S

The rhymesayers lore sidebar was so funny

ruckus

if you make that breslin merch i will buy 100 times over

monty fisher

Dude goats meta is all I thought about the entire bit 😭

Beckett Hitchman

this is in my top 3 primos

Unrep

try it

Shay Price

this podcast is the thing keeping me going rn, never been in a harder spot in my life and i’ve been through cancer

Jack

try it

woomi

Bro I can’t wait to be turnin out for goats esports at every tournament

Matthew Ritt

This might be the funniest premium episode so far

Hugo Verzone

Slime's "my liege" bit had me laugh-crying so hard, I had to pull off to the side of the road because the tears welling in my eyes were making it hard to see while driving

SrDezi

I had an uncomfortable dream where on a premium ep Zipper was there as a guest but he looked like a mix of Hasan but skinny and with a Joshman stlye beard

VigorousPringle

Imma unsub if you don’t post two pods a week now that the free ones are over with :(

Joe Saia

This is nicks peak, he’s the mascot goat spreading his beautiful innards for all of us to see

Avery Littleton

nicks one liners for the GOATs E-Sports bit are some of his best work

Sorcha BD

This primo was primo content

Jose Rojas

bit of a pun guy

Ace Defective

Goats ESports is hard 🤷🏽

gie

Teach a man to yan

Daniel

i live right by pomona and Nick isn't wrong

Dylan Sanchez

At this point why doesn't everyone except Slime carry some Febreeze or U-No-Poo just to throw at him like a cat when they spray

U K

whos gonna sing "there's a man inside of you" first

Rohan Swami

Maybe they should point a shotgun mic at the slide for all the times people go up there to escape slime

Colin Postley

Thanks for coming out and doing the pod today fellas, really turned up the heat. Keep up the good work, looking forward to seeing more results like this from you in future

Darcy Phillips

maybe the funniest primo ep ever

Sas Wat

i’ve said this a few times but this was the best premium ep so far

Jor Dan

Love Aimen

Jack Mete

Slime is right about the gambling, as someone who no life’s poker for years, it’s different when you just play every so often than it is gambling degenerately

Marlon J Herrera

This has to be the best ep so far

Lucas Pacheco

#goatsrektem is actually such a good hashtag for goats esports

Taro

I mean I laughed at the chicken head bit, but also the fuck do I know about what's problematic

Mina Draskovic

Aiden kinda caked up tho

Javier Medel

i feel like a boomer not being able to find the discord link

Mathew Paniagua

Need to sign a goat simulator pro ASAP

Kyle Lochner

If you don’t like hearing the melee talk then why are you here? I think they could do a better job of providing layman context but the stories are always fire.

Keaton

PLEASE make the Brezlin jersey. I will buy 10

Keaton

Patreon Power Hour with the boys? Take a drink of beer each minute with a shot at each 10 minutes

Lyndon Baines Johnson

Holy shit this was the funniest primo easily lmfao also lugwig is weird

Jaime Mango

Redbull x GoatsEsports: Spread your Wings

Ashley Garnett

Far and away the funniest primo ep ever. I've never laughed so hard for so long. So many riffs off of Goats eSports man thanks for the great content man brightened up my shitty night at work

Evan Shimp

There’s been a lot of great primos, but this was comedy gold

Thomas Burton

fun fact sparky, ASU's mascot, is based off of Walt Dinsey. The artist who created sparky fuckin hated him so he made walt into a devil

KCK Dumas

Good for you 👍

Tage Graham

"King try it" new best yard bit

Tage Graham

one of the greatest primos yet

bigfoot

bro I NEED the fall guys champion hoodie om my snatched little tight bod RIGHT NOW

Bare

Bro goats rectum was the hardest I've laughed at this pod fucking ever

Johl

this is one of the funniest primo episodes holy fuck LMAO the entire goats esports investment segment had me dying. "goats wrecked 'em!" slime fucking dying at every other thing that got said was incredible

SgtSlime

nick might've peaked at #goatswreckedem

Dan

Oooo I need a Bresslin jersey

Brandy Churchill

slime got that mcdonalds server drip

patrick

16:30 Nick looking like King Bob from Recess at the top of the slide

Angel Macias

Mr.Man over here acting like we're watching a fortune 500 company meeting

Edward

Fantastic ep boys one of the best

Mitchell

I also think you can easily turn yourself out on Grindr and just put "Hookups only" and link your OF in the bio and you'd be good to go

Ashton Hellwig

yard power hour would go very hard + we get to play along at home

Nicolás

"Gimme one cowboy hat and ten minutes in that room" is how I am going to take on my next meeting at work.

Ashton Hellwig

Bro doesn’t like slimes meals I guess

Ibby R

#GoatsWreckedEm

TedTheTitan

GOATS Reckt 'em

luhsitto

Theres an overwatch team called GOATS and they made a team comp that ran ow1 for a while, so goats eSports was VERY talked about in ow for a while

Jamie Fraser

Bought a subscription to the Patreon literally JUST to tell you guys to keep fucking farting into the mic. Please. It's so funny and hilarious. I love the pod, please for the love of Our Lord, hollowed be thy name, good and holy, dearest sweet baby, Jesus Christ, keep doing that shit, also please Aiden i really would not recommend doing acid on the pod, that shit is way less chill than shrooms and i know you didn't enjoy that as much anyway

Saif Ali

Bought a subscription to the Patreon literally JUST to tell you guys to stop fucking farting into the mic. Please. It's so gross and childish. I love the pod, please for the love of Our Lord, hollowed be thy name, good and holy, dearest sweet baby, Jesus Christ, cut that shit out.

Fruityoo

And yall act shocked when we call him effortlessly cool

Jackson Hull

As a viewer, I understood what slime meant about being off gambling

Joshua Haskett

Goats eSports day 1 investor

IansPoorChoices

This was one of the best episodes I've ever had

Pilzz

Slime is truly the greatest. True Cinema when he made that meal

David Ross

tears, real tears

Chase Holland

Goats reck 'em has to be a top 3 Nick quip and its not 2 or 3

Omar Vargas

🐐

Eddy

Bro I started crying laughing at work when slime started saying "king try it"

Tarpeianproductions

Top 3 premium pods of all time, maybe even the Goat.

Matthew Logan

I didn’t know what a goatse was until the premium lmao

Kaden Juarbe

The episode really Rect’em all

Ethan Conger

Whoever runs the Yarn patreon da 🐐 no 🧢

doolsey

Rec’em Spreaders

Wyatt Gore