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Ep. 79 Premium - star wars [VIDEO]

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same !

ena

Watched all of the normal eps, now watching all primos in reverse chronological order like god intended

Eli

thank you ludwig, I am watching the yard in reverse chronological order

Brian Cartwright

i am jumping from primo to primo. you can't tell me how to live

Natalie Clark

I’m new game+ watching them in reverse order

daytuhn

im new game plus ing

con

I know but this is way past, but me 26, it is at least 1 a year. It genuinely scares me of my own mortality

Cloud Storm

Yup same here, can’t believe they disbanded 😔

Guyguy

I’m hella late but I’m actually doing what Ludwig said at the beginning I’ve watched all of the yard and am now going thru the dlc

Australia Isn’t real

i unironically rly love playing subway surfers so when those split screen vids got popular i also thought it was to make you watch things twice

jeydon

I am following in your footsteps papa. Subscribed to the patreon on 02/16 and have been having my own little Yard marathon ever since.

D Billups

oh my god, i came across the vid slime talks about towards the end of the episode and when i got to the racist part i instantly remembered him talking about it LMAO i won't be watching the rest of it either

den

currently going premo to premo, finished all mains.

Ryan Parnaso

Going premo to premo, but every week I listen to the regular pod and then go to the new premo. Then I fill the void with more slop

Kirsten bracale

shout out to all the premo to premo enjoyers

Dean Marker

Me too

smeeth

Same lol

Joe VanKeuren

Am currently going from premo to premo

Devin Daerden-Craig

2 weeks later and I'm called out for new game +

Hudson Burt

why does slime has swish cheese shoe?

vTreg

Not me being called out for watching all of the yard and then new game + ing the primos

KatieOnline

I watched all yard episodes in order then came to patreon to watch the primos and now i feel attacked

Jnaggo Dwemer

When slime roast you for primo jumping😭

Joseph Robinson

primo jumping like CRAZY just binged like 15 eps in the last 30 hours or so'

Nicholas Koi

slime broke my heart

Vap0r1ze

Indeed primo jumping

Landen Baker

primo jumpers :]

Aria Way

^same

The147th

I'm a new game plus tbf

ZoinksZombies

I am going backwards watching everything so

I'm a part of the new game plus

Anura

Same they're calling us out

Andrew Hawthorne

Just got premo a few days ago and now I'm going through all of them backwards like a crazy person

Mac

Bro the ContinueCast That shit slapped

Ivy Rominger

primo jumper squad

Zachary Collisson

yeah we're all primo jumper bears

ReadySteadySpaghetti

Ludwig is right, people will put off the Patreon and watch the full catalog of The Yard on YouTube and then resort to this website to keep up their dosage, I however am now 5 episodes away from being fully caught up on this and advice and will finally have to get the Disney extension to work to keep the train rolling scooby gang

Crydra

im rewatching all the episodes for the 3rd time.

Peter Beikes Møller

I started from the beginning a couple months ago. I'm here now. Hello friends

thedopeduck

watching literally the exact way that ludwig says

riley lockwood

I actually watch the primo first, then go to the prequel

Zac

me a person going premo to premo

Thomas Reynolds

"That's how French food is made." made me shoot ice cream out of my nose

cbkf7yhk99dhwpg-13ma11

why'd slime's fart sound like blues clues at the end there

Scott

i’ve watched the yard from ep 1 to 80 and all the old premiums i can access to now

melona

and aimen's "thats plo koon mane"

Angel Macias

shoutout comfort colors, I copped some cc blank tees in high school cause of a youtuber named gearedtowardsgear. They were like $2 a tee and I still got em

Angel Macias

the try guys did a fertility test ep and one of them was infertile

WillDoesEditing

My girlfriend is one of those wrestlers and let me say it is scary getting cuddles sometimes

Minifox 14

slime may live in a world that is chronological, but i live in a world where time is fake so

Saif Ali

4`.,mgfff

aleia

';p,=]]

aleia

]xmm

aleia

Shit I just watched ep 80 and came back to listen to this one.

Mitchagain

Had a busy few months and I am actually catching up with a few of the past primos, thank you Ludwing for welcoming me

CPT

nick just saying "gerber" is so funny

Jack

sometimes i forget i'm subscribed to the primo and every time i do it's like "oh boy more yard"

Colin Montville

Cool that you remember continuecast I loved that podcast too

Thomas Stone

Me: Feeling included bc im jumping from premo to premo

Jullian A

Slime doing the billy Madison “that’s assault brotha” yard greatest hits

Alec

That Rodney Mullen joke was insane

Blake Waters

I wait a few weeks to binge about a month of Yard content: I watch the normal episodes in chronological order and then the primo content in reverse chronological order. Yes it’s fucked.

Dorian O'Conan

Slime talking about that racist youtuber at the end reminded me of this NBA 2k youtuber. 2K would release "Lunar New Year" packs at the time and he would do opening videos and for 30 minutes this white guy would wear a rice hat and qipao. Not a single comment about it being fucked up so I also felt like a pussy lib LMAO

Mark Aberin

I believe it's Tarnished Archaeologist

Mark Aberin

You should totally have PewDiePie on the podcast when you’re in Japan, but you don’t let him say a word for the entire hour and a half. The views would go crazy

Ruby Thomas

Positively losing it at “gerber”

🩵🖤🦊🧡💙

that logan paul dream took me the fuck out man

Sarah

I think my fav primo of all time, maybe even episode in general. Idk why, it just hit so hard

C

I always enjoy slime saying "alright mannnnnnnnn :3"

Theo T

BRO WTF Aiden talking about the Berry slave children hits home. I live in Indiana and a common middle school job — like literally it is PUSHED and damn near REQUIRED by the school — is corn detassling. You go out into the shitty ass corn fields in Indiana and you rip shit off of corn stalks. It’s insane!! 4H kids worked them fields like their mf country depended on it. It’s all just corn to make animal feed, not even like sweet corn for humans. Anyways, ooh rah semper fi to my midwestern child laborers. Land of the free home of the slaves

surma

i did just go from one primo to the next...... ludwin's mind.... the power it has.......

Shianne

I chuckled at nicks magic joke

SkiddyBones

Nicks magic the gathering joke hit for me

Corbin BG

lmao yeah binging all the premos rn ><

tiffany

I jumped from premo to premo, thanks ludwig for the warm welcome

Eli Suarez

Nick is officially my goat, after watching the Mogul Moves tourney

Isaac Menisco

On the full beard comment. We had a kid in my high-school who had a full beard at 15. I don't even know his name because EVERYBODY just called him beard for 4 years lol. He was like 5'5" 99 pounds soaking wet with an Abraham Lincoln beard as a freshman.

Thrill_I_Am

Funniest episode in a while

Athena

And that’s why they wouldn’t let anakin join the council, cause they knew he’d make them all cum.

Leo

144 to 240 is definitely noticeable. 240 to 360 probably is as well but I don’t have one of those

JustShockzy

i too had a dream about logan paul last night, except we were moving in with eachother and we threw the fattest rager. I kid you not, party was so fire. everyone was talking about it, cleared his name right up for good this time

Pralisk

Just wanna say I'm pissed at you guys. Not for a good reason, but just because I'm caught up on all the episodes and now I have to go find something else to watch.

Liz Martinez

slime's fart at the end is so musical, i can't stop replaying it

PaleWaffle

Aiden is a real one for knowing Plo Koon lmao

A.G. Aragon

For some reason Aiden knowing the SW character names was so funny to me.

Melvin Linderot

Bernt Chrysler! I love that Comedian!

IansPoorChoices

nick eating ass bit is top 10

misky (miskpilled)

Aiden is right about the picking berries, its honestly a pretty normal thing in Washington (at least 10 years ago when I was in middle school). We'd get paid to just go into a field and pick berries all day.

Mathew Moore

I swear the pod gets better every week- the jedi prostate war had me laughing so hard

Noah Stewart

Watching Rodney Mullen a freestyle is crazy to see how much of that is in street skating

fatalfries

i would just like to say that im currently binging premos cus i havent watched one in about 2 months. so thank you for saying welcome back

Weeweeman

Nick is at least in my opinion right about saying the button is the worst Ludwig content

Luca

does anyone else think that Aiden face isn’t as well lit as everyone else’s or am i tripping ballsacks

bronzebyrd

Cant wait for the Yard x Paymoneywubby “batter” podcast

Alec

The yard recreating Wubby's "Batter Mixing" contest was not on my slate for 2023

Carson islam

idk if slime has heard of jacob geller, but his gaming documentary/expose type videos are great. His twilight princess video is amazing

s0pa

I could have sworn I saw a TikTok where Aiden gives Ludwig a figurine that is actually nude under the clothes

Casey Reed

Ludwig getting in on the Brett Kaiser meme is not something I expected

Nervous

Aiden is doing DMT before bed

Sleeepy

The more they joke about it the more I feel self conscious for giving a kiss to my four year old, I grew up in an affectionate family where hugs and kisses were never weird and you just stopped kissing your parents whenever you felt too old for it, then they just kissed the top of our heads

Sejuanis Flail

give me my blooper bears

Liam

you can tell his guitar lessons have been paying off

Joseph

Recently upgraded from an Xbox one on a 1080p TV to a PS5 on a 4K 144hz display. Game changer

Trey~

Very good Rodney Mullen joke by nick

Logan McGrosky

fun fact black rock is also a restaurant where you cook meat on hot rocks so i really thought we were funding hot rocks and meat for a second

olive

they were talking about a fertility test... Paymoneywubby might do a J.O. stream part 2 and he talked about inviting Lud. just sayin ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

ChubbyHobo

AMANC - all magicians are not chill

Yang

Is Nick a cardist???????

Kristian Mock

funniest premo in a minute i actually had to turn it off i was laughin too hard at the star wars cum force

Will Cranston

Fun fact: In Star Wars lore, on Ki-Adi-Mundi's planet the women out number the men 20-1 so Ki-Adi-Mundi has to fuck like Curry shoots to keep his species alive

Garrett

slime's fart at the end had a beautiful tone and rhythm. very jazzy. 9/10

keski

does anyone know the elden ring youtuber slime mentions before the racist zelda guy

Dominic Cooper

what I'm saying, Aiden being a star wars EU kid is such a good quality

keski

Aiden is lucky for dodging the berries. I was forced into child labor!

Sumner L. Schmidt

Nick making the joke about seattle was underrated

NipzThePirate

ludwig is right about the button, i can't watch it on my own bc i cringe too much so i just watch his videos

Ella M

I’m here to demand commentary tracks for all Star Wars movies. They’re DCOMs if you don’t think about it too hard.

Ernst Toller

I had that exact same experience with that TP video Slime was talking about. The video was pretty well made before that then BOOM! Racist sucker punch straight to the dome

Protoman Nerd

nicks hair looks so good

lumble

The YouTuber that slime mentioned around 53 minutes also popped into my recommended recently, and I had the same experience except he makes a shitty transphobic joke in another of his videos

Hunter Ford

I watched all main eps brought the premo because I needed my fix and binged all premo from recent to oldest

Toucan

good man

boomis

same lmao

roundy

At 00:33:00 they are literally describing what Wubby and friends did live on Twitch in their Pancake Batter stream!

Ben Frawley

Sorry babe, it's not the jedi way

2013 Acura ILX [critical condition]

i was playing magic the gathering while watching this, it wasnt a miss, nick

boomis

Agriculture has a different minimum wage than any other industry. Here in WI I worked a diary farm in high school for $4.10/hr and it was fully legal

Ben Frawley

Also ya’ll gotta do something about the lighting on Aimen. He’s got shadows over his eyes most of the time and he looks evil

Jason Queen

Ludwig unearthed a horrible memory. I visited a friend’s place once and he put Continue Show on the tv and said “you’re gonna love this” and then we sat in silence for 20 minutes, not laughing or talking to each other. The vibes were completely dead

Jason Queen

00:51:52- OHMYGOD, I saw this video yesterday and was thinking the exact same!

Teresa Rafello

calling bert kreischer brad kerchechnoff is the funniest thing ive heard all week

Casey Livingston

I was that guy in high school. I had to shave everyday. We exist.

Jackson Rogers

three guys and a weird person is my new fav name for a podcast

Cob

So *that's* why French food tastes like ass

goodoldelta

The magic the gathering joke was based, not because it was funny but just because my hobby was acknowledged. Thanks Nick

Isaiah Maldonado

fuck i enjoyed the yard the wrong way

julio aguilera

Talking about blanks bringing war flashbacks to band Merch. Gildan hammer is the only good gildan

Melodyingg

those new zoomer vids are just the video equivalent of jingling keys

Zurrag

Aiden knowing the names of the jedi council members was the coolest. Atleast one of you has some culture

Professor


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