Aiden's Advice Show (Starring: Slime) #50 [AUDIO]

I swear it smells worse at my desk in my house when he rips ass like that

Matt

Holy shit I haven't heard anyone talk about xfire in so long

stickfigured

You two give great Advice. Slime please stop farting in my ear holes

onyi

I feel viaolated after hearing slime rip ass and not being able to do anythibg about it because i was working

Elias

how was the trip?

bolditalics

When you're older looking back on high school, you're not going to be thinking to yourself "wow, I really regret not doing drugs and having sex." Just go play video games with your friends or something lmfao

Whotio

There was no reason to call me out about smoking weed like that

chris felkner

I am so impressed and disturbed slime dropped a 14 second fart no kizzie

Jeff Paller

Man I used to be an apple certified repair technician at geek squad and yeah the system sucks and if it doesn't detect an issue you can't replace it

Jacob Faunce

Vaping is like a "better" tobacco (trying to quit myself) but it's actually easier to quit cigarettes (imo) because cigarettes do taste like fucking ass, and that becomes impossible to ignore. Vapes, get tired of a flavor, you'll just try another.

Fergus O'Loan

"weed quietly feeds apathy" SO REAL

Sammy because

Fuck slime hit the nail on the head, I went through high school and college smoking weed all the time and I am an electrician now. I’ve since slowed down my weed intake but god damn that was surreal

DreDae

The takes about weed are real af. Especially in a world with such limited access to mental health resources or education, reliance on weed can be too freeing. It's good to learn to chill out, but entirely relying on a substance to manage your mind isn't a good long term strat. My evidence is my melting goo brain from hitting the bong all day every day for the last 3 years.

Elijah Rojas

That makes sense

Kai Warwick

Slimes message about not needing to feel shame for not being ready to get out there and struggle,,, was honestly really touching. I won't write a novel but I needed to hear that

Danny Porter

1 advice episode* yeah they worded it weird and I'm a little disappointed.

anthony morales

pretty sure you can make that argument with moving in anywhere with anyone. happens with couples and friends all the time, where living together just isn't the same. you can know someone super well even if you only know them online, but if you haven't had that experience maybe doesn't click with you ig

sean

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Nopers Nopington

How old are you?

Kai Warwick

Damn I straight up disagree with 90% of these answers. The dad thing seems like less of a gift for the kid and more of a gift for himself and it feels shitty he framed it like he is helping the kid. If the kid and dad are close and the dad knows about his stress over financials its kind of a slap in the face to spend 40k on something the kid didn't ask for while he is struggling. The LGBTQ moving in story, fuck it as long as the person moving out go for it, you don't need to tell your parents shit BUT I think its an AWFUL decision. If you haven't met these people irl you legit don't even know if you like them. Its a story as old as time where you meet someone online and you're close as fuck but you meet in person and the vibes are irreversibly off. This isn't even beginning to mention how moving in with someone could just go fucking atrociously. I think the parents have legitimate concerns and I'm scared this person is focusing way too much on the gay aspect and not the "I'm moving across state boarders with people I have never met irl even once before".

Nopers Nopington

"all bonus shows" lol 1 advice show.

Quentin Ussery

I just wanna say that I do enjoy Nick’s paragraphs (double spaced).

Jos

Unless QT is a hardcore pot head, I don’t think it’s her lol. (Zipper is known to be knowledgeable in the art if high).

Jos

this week's advice show is free to compensate for the lack of a premo.

bailey

ah, im just confused because i can’t listen to any of the past ones

anthony morales

The apple store did the same exact thing with my airpods. One of mine had that buzzing defect and online it said I was eligible for the recall they did. The guy at the store confirmed it and everything. Then they went to the back for like 20 minutes and came back to say “yeah i dont know why but the system says we cant replace it even tho we should be able to sorry” Had to buy new ones.

Keaton

nah

Angus Moller

do they delete these after the week?

anthony morales

I'm very late but as someone who quit vaping like a month ago: don't start. Sure it's relatively fun when you start and it's nice having a lot of flavors. But eventually you are going to get tired of having to step out and get some nicotine or you'll realize how much money you spend. Then you'll want to quit and it sucks having the craving for something that barely gave you any pleasure in the first place.

Tanner

younger than aiden but i remember xfiles :)

Thuan Bui

How does slime get that duration??

Zach

aiden’s weed comments really hit home. started smoking at 17 and every day since I was 20 and I’m totally seeing the apathy and gradual decay in my life. almost 22 and trying to quit before i leave college 🤞

mayo

I know the Africa story person already responded but I 100% get having a million anxieties about things that don’t make sense to other people but you rationalize in your head. I will say op seems to come from at least a little bit of privilege if their dad can drop that much money and if they have pre convinced notions about Africa. I think everything will be fine and I hope they have an amazing trip :>

Gen C

RIP Chocolate

Stephen Ritch

The whole weed talk is very inspirational and It's something that I wish I could have told a younger me.

Javier Medel

man slime is kind of wise sometimes

Samuel Lazar

What problems does sucking NOT solve

Shealan Kenolio

Hi my name is Officer O'Doherty and I'm 15 and have been considering consuming hardcore drugs (all of them) and was just wondering if you guys approve of consent to and think it is cool for me do to so? And if yes, can I get that in writing?

murph

Slime's advice is just good and to the point. (disclaimer i am also over 30y)

CountJest

zipper 2 is nicks girlfriend and zipper 3 is aiden's... so not too farfetched

jade

I can't wait for Aiden to realize his right ear is shot

Waker

What if QT was zipper the whole time and that is why she has not been on the pod. 😳

Alex

depressing ep to listen to high off my ass

Dr4k

for the second story (the one about moving out) i agree with the boys. just. dont tell them they're queer. in addition, dont tell them you met them on the internet. i did something similar (driving down to meet my long distance girlfriend) and i just said they were a friend from high school i wanted to see again.

shirley

So this is what its like to be in the upper tiers, huh? Feels like i walked into the gucci store

Jose Guzman

As a psychologist and a serial mediator, I have something to add to the mediation question. Mediating is 90% just repeating what the parties involved said and making it somewhat clearer so that the other person understands. You'd be surprised at how little people actually listen to one another when arguing. Also, it is completely fine to not want to mediate all the time, people don't get how difficult it can be to run in circles on a topic, especially if you understand both sides of the argument.

Mina Draskovic

xfire was fkn lit fr

Tom Clancy

Ahhh pro tip, ty gamer<3

Samii

how does slime have so much gas, it doesn’t make sense

Yang

actually forgot about xfire

Aceolin

How will this effect LeBrons legacy

Benjamin

On the question about moving out just tell your parents you want to do it because its part of growing up not that its about the people and them being LGBTQ+ its just growing up and you wanting to moveout.

Zarn Odin

That weed advise was gas

LitHypeSadboi

Holy shit i usually am not slime pilled, but the first question in this show makes me slime pilled. Sometimes the only way to deal with shit is to put up with it man. You gotta do things sometimes, and they suck but then you just do them. Everything sucks all the time, just move forward.

Parsi

I agree with this and think it is true of ketamine too

Pastasauce

Ahh the jard

Kyle Grillo

my opinion when it comes to weed if ur doing it everday or like "wake-and-baking" ur addicted. Weed is fine if ur doing it in a balance. Also when ur tolerance becomes super high it is also a sign ur doing it too much. Vaping i agree ive never tried nic and u never should.

Abe

Aye where do I submit questions or is it a $15 Patreon thing only

Ethan Conger

We really need more nick's adive show starring slime

Hodgins

Xfire was the shit.

kwsx

I love how at the end of that last one they kinda forgot they were talking about the asker's brother's wife so they ended up bantering about the asker bathing with their brother's wife

rhinoquakes

This might sound insane. But when that happens with an AirPod, you can suck the part where sound comes out and it will unblock the speaker making it louder again

Dan Clarke

aimen ur airpod was probably just dirty and had wax i had the same problem and just took some alcohol and a q tip to fix because their support told me the same thing

intravenous_cocaine_user

I dont think you were being a baby. I think you were just caught off guard by it and probably already stressed out from this semster and got worked up over it. It happens to everyone in school. But hope you and your dad have a lot of fun on the trip.

Brice Knemeyer

No way, you guys actually responded to my Africa story! After I submitted the question I thought to myself I'm being such a freakin baby, just like slime said! I just needed to get some distance from the situation and see it for what it is! So thanks for giving me a place to vent that's nowhere near my inner circle! And thank you for the farts Slime<3 I appreciated them greatly :)

Samii

If slime reads what I'm about to say he'd probably get mad, but I really like seeing this side of slime, he sounds really nice and caring when giving his advice!! I like him a lot for his jokes on the yard, but this heartfelt stuff is also cool!

Joep Saris

Slime is 100% correct about how “the robot” works at the apple store.

Dave Robinson

I work at the apple store. What you’re imagining we have the ability to do just isn’t correct. The iPad that guy is holding tells him what he’s able to do. It’s very frustrating

Dave Robinson

At like min 4 Aidan sounding like courage

Eddie

The weed section was super helpful thx guys

poexv

Simes farts are so long they sound fake but aidens reaction says its real

Oofaloofagus

Already a great start to the advice show

Sunny D

Bright side to airpod thing is you pretty much get a fresh set of airpods

Michael Castrataro

Really good advice, wish i heard it sooner

Franklyn Van

i love how every time someone talks about what you should do when you first have sex they always mention " do it with another person that is concenting". it is so funny like " when you first have sex remeber not to rape 👍!"

Wilhelm

you're a piece of shit :)

Lucas

I think I really needed to hear what Aiden said about weed. I'm the exact person he's describing - smoked from a super young age, and just kinda stagnated until now, 27, when I'm finally actually doing something with my life. If I could have told my younger self anything, it would have been to fulfill myself in other ways and learn skills, be productive.

Lilith Unfair

i love the yart

Tyler Hicks

insane thing to say

Lucas C.

I wish my right ear phone was quieter when Slime treated us to that long drawn out gift..... Who am I kidding? I laughed like a child at it.

Jessika Fox

the man is just doing his job, regardless of whether it makes him look dumb. Hes not eh problem the apple store rules are

Drake Westover

Johl

When Slime brought up x-fire, I literally got flashbacks to playing cod1 on my dad's PC.

Mac

I work the night shift during the weekends and go to college during the day. You can fix your sleep schedule by popping some melatonin like 2 hours before your normal bedtime so you're sleepy by then. The alternative is you could also stay up longer than usual, caffeine pills will help you do that if you don't like coffee.

Wholesomepupper96

When slime farted in the microphone i feel like the jerma bit where he is like a gym guy that listens to screaming&farting

Bert Bertsma

Aiben and slum

Alex Dewhirst

What a perfect time for this to be released, perfect for the 7 hour bus ride I’m bouta be on

Triple_J_14

apple support takes 4 years off my life every time i need something they are sick and twisted and the robots are coming

olive

Mmmm the yarmbd

concon 8300

y so late aimen doing advice show booty call on us 🤨

claudia lynn

de jarg

Alex Dewhirst

The yarn

Npow123

the yarb

Gondamar

can’t wait to listen to this when i get home, see if i should upgrade my sub tier. :)

Mitchell