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An update.

Slime has officially gone too far.


As you all have seen by now, the LAPD have come and destroyed our home.


I want to say we are more angry at Slime, but honestly we should have seen this sort of thing coming. The whole bald thing and all.


As of today we are being evicted from our home, and taken away from the yard we built our memories in.


Due to our lack of a yard, and lack of non-exploded equipment, there will be no premium episode this week. We pride ourselves on our consistency, but those fuckers came and tried to kill us, and our hands are tied.


In exchange, this week all bonus shows will be available to all tiers. And very soon, you can expect the discord to come back much, much stronger.


Now is the time to rebuild. They may have automatic fire arms, lethal explosives, the names of everyone who planted American made explosives in the World Trade Center, but they can never have our will.


I’m not sure where we will go, or how we will salvage this…..but wherever it is, I sure hope it seats four.


Fuck cops. RIP Chocolate.


- The Boys

Comments

I read this in nicks voice.

Crum4512

I'd place 50 bucks on Nick having written this

Skiddly Winks

o7

Mickele

True

HawaiinHercules

"all bonus shows" lol 1 advice show.

Quentin Ussery

who's will?

Camdyn Wagner

Just signed up… Didn’t expect the Patreon to be this unhinged. The World Trade Center comment got me

Aidan Barrett

Just this weeks. They updated the message so it was a little more clear. Previously it read like we would all get all access. Which seemed too good to be true anyway

Liz Gilbert

I think based on how many people were confused by the wording of the message you could be a little nicer dude. But thank you for clarifying it for us @ryan!

Liz Gilbert

Bro y’all dumb, it means all of this weeks top tier content is being released, not all upper tier content of all time.

Ryan

Throw on the movie and then match it with the audio, you listen to them talk about it while watching it yourself

Scott

SCAB 🫡🫡🫡 satoots for chocolate

Nick

“Fuck cops. RIP Chocolate” is HARD 🔥

Ohstin

Is it just this weeks decom and advice shows or all of em cuz the post says all but it could mean all premium shows just for this week

Aidan Flynn

bruh, no premium;-;

Matthew Diaz

Are all episodes of Advice Show and DCOM going to be available? Or just this weeks.

Kebabdul

It's not down, but it has been seized by the police. Go to your patreon settings & find the "connected apps" section, should be a button to link your discord account, then it'll automatically put you in the server

Ray Charles

Yoo, does this mean that the discord is down atm? I’m a new patreon member and can’t see how to join it

Tanakaeru

Ok fair, so when do dcom and advice show usually come out?

Carter Francis

It’s a bit watch the start of the video episode on YouTube

Adam Jolliff

RIP Chocolate 🕊

Daniel

Chocolate didn't deserve that. God took another one too soon RIP

trebor

pretty good guess than i didnt know that lol

Jayden Hamilton

Stankwig

Dillon Hoffpauir

to the mfs asking ab all tiers it’s all the extra content that would be coming out this week on the higher tiers, not all time

Nick DiPaola

word

Corey Smith

word

Corey Smith

so um, access? to the guys yk

AionMc

https://www.youtube.com/clip/UgkxgDe0iXo2ZjD45kgyyQOwJVXhYUHhz0x4

Ambit

Here you go sir https://www.youtube.com/clip/UgkxgDe0iXo2ZjD45kgyyQOwJVXhYUHhz0x4

Ambit

I always knew something was off about those cops

Madiso

I knew nothing about this. There’s nothing on Twitter or google.

Lucy4Life

can we get uhhhhhh access please

Manoley

Fcripc

Jacob Johns

When will the tiers receive all the stuff? I think that’s a fair question

Ethan Franklin

Cops killed chocolate

The Spudsy

Came to the comments to make sure it wasn’t just me. Waiting to binge it

Liz Gilbert

Sadge, same

Sawyer Gerding

Can’t blame the harvest for some bad crops, SCAB on Yahweh fr fr

Maxwell Harford

^ I just checked again hoping they would be and nothing yet

Austin Pettry

when will the other tiers be made available?

Scarlett Wren

What the fuck happend

Beem0_ttv

haha erm... link pls??

NB

I need to know

Anthony Duarte

They already have a set near offbrand office Leaktrioc leaked it

Ali L

POSSIBILITY- Offbrand makes the yard a new set.... thats my guess on why they blew up the other set

Jayden Hamilton

fucking joe biden

Yofted

They just didn’t have anything to talk about

Max Blake

How do you watch them?

Parker Skeel

How many Disney episodes can i make it through realistically in a week is all I heard.

Joseph Arnett

o7 I look forward to all that comes next

D1rtworm

I can’t believe their house was swatted again. They need to be better, ACAB

Sunny D

What does this mean? Should I be worried?

BetterBoomstick

Well I just reread the post and it says this week all bonus shows will be released to all tiers so with that wording I don't know what to think

danny lopez

would be really hype tho if it is all of them and they are redoing all the extra shows so now the old ones are released to the patreon

Bailey Jones

Sadge but makes sense

danny lopez

i think it’s only the bonus shows that are released this week, not all of them

Bailey Jones

If only Mark Wahlberg was there he could’ve stopped the LAPD

lanidraC

last few lines fuck so hard

Joshua

this is like when discord blames outages on wumpus

Pralisk

Fuck 12 y que chingue a su madre nintendo

Jaime Lopez

Aiden and Slime seem class conscious which is cool, also acab they took my parasocial relationship away

Neal Shipley

Season 2 of the yard is gonna go crazy, the plots really thickening

Brycee

Let's take back what's ours

Cullen

this week bouta be strange

realahfr

tier 1 fellas gather around the table. We eating all week long

dinny

I’m going to guess they just mean the episodes for this week, which usually come out around Sunday iirc

Evan Goudreau

Yeah im confused, i thought it said bonus shows

August Pratt

No Primo this week so cmon man let me binge the advice show and D channel movies!

danny lopez

so youre telling me it was a fake yard the whole time

Alexis Tiede

Skirt lol

Noah Valenzuela

In the famous words of Mac Miller: "Fuck 12, we only counting to 9"

The Derek

Amen.

D3AD_ALR3ADY

check youtube

Shouqy

What the hell happened? I get the gist, but is there an article or something about this?

Buddyandbaby

They can act like asses, but that would be too far.

Buddyandbaby

ACAB

Lee Williams

I don't actually expect an unban lol

Barnalicus

Yeah I dmed him cause I didn't read the rules

Barnalicus

what’d he say? i watched the entire episode and I’m still confused as to what’s going on lmaoooo

noah

When will the other premium content be available to all tiers? Still currently unable to access it.

Chet Przybysz

Idk who chocolate is but 1312 BAYBEEE

Sleeepy

Should have been slime not choco🙏

Diego Reyes

doctor 🤝

Ember

*residence

Michael

To be banned you had to have been cringe so its deserved

AFPiece Investigator

I still stand by my beliefs. NCAB!!! Every time a resident is destroyed by a law enforcement issued grenade an angel gets its wings

Michael

:-(

jordan

“save it for the primo” -lud approximately 20 minutes before the cops rappelled down from the chopper to finish the job

ENT

Fuck the cops, kanye and Ben Shapiro

Josh Aicega

Damn, I wish Atrioc hadn't leaked all this a week ago, would've been fun to experience this untainted...

Olivier

No

Steven

Fuck 12 rip coco

Steven

I wonder if this is a scheme to remodel the set

HawaiinHercules

I assume this only means slime can return with a full head of hair.

Nick Luddy

Here's to hoping Chocolate managed to escape and is currently hiding out in Mexico o7

Mina Draskovic

Weird that they moved the set inside for just the last episode but I guess it makes sense they wouldn't want to damage their real yard 🤔

Braidan Doucette

Poor Chocolate didn’t deserve the death he was given

Parker Lutz

I appreciate the hell out of the scenes y’all put together by the way. They are all dope

Erik Wengenroth

Real btw

Andrew McIntyre

SCAB

Sarge

Fuck Cops o7

Yoshi

I got this notification as the screen cut out during the YouTube ep, kinda mystical

Samuel Kitching

Im so confused wth did i miss

Jimmy John

I cannot wait for slime-prime to rise from slimes ashes to be the next fire-keeper.

Domenik Schramm

ACAB

Daniel Hungness

o7

Nathan van Duijvenboode

Slime with Chocolate is like Koko the Gorilla and her kitten. The kitten got ran over by a car.

BigW

o7

Jacob Morris

fuck 12

InariSu_

Fuck 12 young boy never broke again

Brandon Williams

fuck 12

Noah

Fuck the ops

Teeeeedot

o7

Jakub Karpiński

o7

Marcos

Can't wait to binge the dcoms

chris khounlo

NEW YARD NEW YARD

Jonathan Tate

You mean it’s not gonna be filmed outside anymore?

Kevin Reyes

o7

Versace_Sheets

O7

Studio Ghiblets

Chocolate was a real one, sad to see him go.

Wholesomepupper96

🔥🔥🔥

Enrique

FREE SLIME

Pote

bombing a senator's crib for chocolate RIP the young lad

Lucas C.

No matter the end result, Slime made the correct choice

Ultra instinct Roshi

No

Rad

I'm excited to experience the other premium content. May just make a shillionaire out of me

Dave Robinson

Hashtag freeslime my boy just likes monkeys

Devon Merithew

Slime must make up for his misdeeds by unbanning me from the discord. This has been unanimously voted by me. Lol.

Barnalicus

rip chocolate

milo billmaier

RIP to a young king 🫡😞

deadpanc

Dont gotta call me names

Donny

Rip OG Yard set. You will be missed. o7

fargo

Choco the goat fr, shame he had to go out like the champ he is too soon🫡😩😢🥲🙏🙏🙏👿💀🐒

Ben Rotter

The government has officially gone too far. This police state is oppressing us gamers. I say all able-bodied Yardigans assemble IRL and do something about it. I say we plan over the holidays and strike the beginning of next year in January. Maybe on the 6th perhaps.

Triplicata

CHOCOLATE CLUTCHES THE GULAG TRUST

gregory

Fly high Chocolate

Phoebe Ryn

o7

Rurs21

o7 hope you find a place

crow

RIP Chocolate, you will never be forgotten.

k33per11

It's a skirt dumbass - new era coming

Wyatt G

o7s

Journey

Choccy looking down on us from the clouds above 😔✊

Krista Esau

o7

Travis Craig

Im sorry for your loss. Chocolate was a great cartel running cop shooting monkey, and we salute him 🫡

Johl

o7

n

onteresting

Jake Holland

LONG LIVE CHOCOLATE 💜

Charles Uldrick

best monke in the biz

Donnie

o7 save a horse, ride a cowboy

Jonathan Terry

o7

botwife

ACAB

Ant

This still reads like slime wrote it lol

Woodberry

let thy chopper sing

Andrew Poindexter

O7

RazorGuild

May Chocolate rest forever in the pearly gates of heaven.

Zach Peulen

o7 chocolate we will miss you

Aly Pabani

o7, Chocolate was a good man.

Matt Lowery

Rip Chocolate Rip brezlyn

Nick Martz

Chocolate was a cop

Bobby Fodera

ACAB RIP CHOCOLATE

Isaiah Stone

can't wait for what's to come 🥰

🩵🖤🦊🧡💙

o7

Angxlic

Fuck cops, Fuck panda

MazeBean

Chocolate knew too much. Salute to a fallen soldier🫡

Kristian Mock

I'll say it, Chocolate had it coming

Andus Van Hao

Holy crap. I can’t believe Slime finally smoked crack with Chocolate to fulfill the prophecy

John Hutchison

RIP to a real one. Chocolate gone but not forgotten

Ch0mperz

crazy

osku23

Prayers out for Chocolate. You can finally rest now, king. o7

Dylan Kleidosty

o7

tofu

Chocolate lived and died by "Save A Life Kill A Cop" and I respect that of him

skrat

LLC 🕊️

Shay Price

It’s time to take back what’s ours

Brendan Harle

Chocolate Vs. Cocaine Bare film coming soon

Snapdragon Sweetgum

🐒

Freshah

Chocolate 4ever

Nick O'keefe

Chocolate a real one he held it down

Cesar

o7

Nut Butt Jammy Sammy

🫡

ManlyTorchic

I’m glad Breslyn never got to see the world fall this far

Bowl

RIP CHOCOLATE o7

Ryan Meier

So what actually happened or was it a skit

Donny

Pour one out for chocolate Sadge

Neil

SCAB🙏🫰🙏🫰

Adam Henry

Damn GG no Jett

Alexander Rmz

I always thought of Chocolate as a father. #ripchoccy

jonas lilley

SCAB

Rivers

damn sadge o7

Micah Hacker

L77777 god bless y’all

Chance Roberson

Rip chocolate 🙏

Anton Mervinsky

RIP Chocolate

maddiefrfr

RIP Chocolate

skelecrine

What the fuck did I miss

Nuno van Berkom

CHOCOLATE SLANGIN THAT WHISTLE

Jason

New set!!!! Very excited to see where this goes

Luke Gardner

i dont know if there lying or not its fucked up 😭😭😭

minecraftg0d45

Chocolate was a real one tho

Mason Taylor

RIP Chocolate!!

Zeph Plays Pokemon

ACAB, RIP Chocolate 🫡

Kyle Lochner

Chocolate a real one 🫡

Braydon Treis

Rip chocolate, the true goat 🙏🏻

Orobabakg

Streets lost a real one today..... RIP Chocolate 🙏

Nathan Hoare

Rip Chocolate 🙏 Can’t wait to see what y’all come back with

Zach

FUCK COPS RIP TO THE REAL ONES CHOCOLATE 🫡

aud3 da dog

RIP Chocolate

Jaydon Thacker

Bro what is happening

Mason Taylor

ACAB

Nicholas Del vescovo

Pour one out for Choccy

PeteSake

hope there is an extra seat for Chocolate, gone but not forgotten

Christopher Tiller

Rip Chocolate 🙏

Eva Mathews

big fan

jesse ramirez

cant wait for the new set that definetly didnt get leaked like 2 months ago

Fragment Turtle

Slime stole a monkey and nearly got everyone killed for it

AFPiece Investigator

Rip Chocolate 🙏

ogbreadfish

what happened ??

Deesot

o7 Chocolate

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