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Ep. 58 Premium - our most embarrassing moments [AUDIO]

Ep. 58 Premium - our most embarrassing moments [AUDIO]

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Shoutout tronald Regan yoπŸ—£οΈπŸ—£οΈπŸ™ β€œif I was Mario id scam Luigi”. Realer bars ain’t ever been said

Hayden

Regarding the β€œteachers remember all their students.” I’m a high school teacher. I definitely cannot remember all my students. I will say I remember most faces, if I saw them, but cannot remember all names for sure. There is definitely a small amount that I have completely forgotten.

Sean

The slur was the f slur. If you cover up part of the E in eagle you can get an f and then the following 2 letters complete the slur

Ghostly

It's insane a Yard viewer named Luca didn't say Luca dez nuts

Lesedi Dlamini

Just for a little context there is actually a path to pro in Valorant. In their most recent press release they stated that along with the franchised tier one tournaments the tier two tournaments would run in parallel and give two tier two teams the opportunity to gain access to the tier 1 tournaments for two years and then they’re relegated back down to tier two. This includes all the stipends and cosmetics offered to the tier one teams If you’re interested in learning more there some further information on the Valorant esports official website

Gavin Cowan

What’s funny is I think the last few episodes have been incredible and not falled off at all.

Jacob Tubach

I know it’s been said before, but can we please get a β€œwelcome to the patreon episode” or some sort segway

Justin Grosso

I’m genuinely confused as to what he meant with the color vest thing and the eagle. My best guess is a gay slur, since he actually said it since it was censored.

Kyle

Wtf was the slur she said

Atticus

I cannot recall it, and I’m still listening to the episode

Jos

Car’s 2 is carried by the special agent car and that’s why its good

Jos

I would love a BO5 doubles match uploaded to the patreon

Jason Queen

Ludwig talking like he doesn't know Elijah Wood is The Guy

Stephen Phethean

Unironically I want an episode where they go to group therapy now

Nik Kahn

Saying cars 2 is good is kinda based

Cole F

Nick is right, teachers remember all of their students. My parents will see former students all the time and recognize them, and it’s a common thing to not remember their name, but for teachers to instead remember the face and where they sat in class of their students

Personkidguy Iguess

Where's Nick's Drake song

Nik Kahn

you saying that might be really stupid

Nikolay Vereschaga

Her saying all of the south is racist might be racist.

Kyle Statz

Damn. I have lost

Yak Chris

That last call was so funny especially when slime had to mald seethe and cope.

HPRIME33

1:07:37 yeah Slime probs don’t wanna say that one too often hahahaha

Nic

We eat ants in Australia. There's even a gin made with ants :).

Mort

Same! Not an easy job!

Jessica

Same here. Sitting at work with my head on the desk hoping no one notices me laughing

butler18

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tonyh1014

YOOO shout out to a fellow behavior therapist

Zan

the yarn hasnd felled off <3

Daniel Ramirez

my balls

raymondowondo

Liked πŸ‘ - Jacob

pods

You could make infinite episodes with Aidens embarrassing moments

pods

Another Long Island Yardigan 🫑

Zach

I doubt it'll ever actually come to fruition but teacher interviews would be so hype

Jerome Baptiste

That was the nicest, most sweet way I've heard someone say "i would probably kill slime"

an appropriate account name

The shaytards bit is a top 2 podcast moment and it's not 2

blake durga

Goofy ah started as a joke making fun of white boys who’ve said β€œgoofy ass” trying to sound black when they don’t actually talk like that but I think it’s stopped meaning that

rids

Sitting in a fast food drive thru and let one rip and was perfectly synced with Slime’s outro fart completely on accident. God does exist.

Robby Deleon

That has to be the funniest turn of events

Willy Bean

The β€œno you’re wrong” at the end had me nearly piss myself at work

Cosmic Entity

The convo about T2 valorant aged poorly almost immediately because Riot just announced their 5 year plan which includes β€œAscension tournaments” that will let winning teams compete in the T1 LANs with franchised teams along with stipends from Riot and cosmetic revenue shares.

Jack Whitaker

Fuck trae young

Luc Douville

The last call-in was probably the hardest I’ve laughed at a bonus episode

Jacob Mark

it's almost impossible to convey what makes pete davidson attractive. sometimes you just want a guy who lives under a bridge and makes you solve a riddle every time you talk to him

sawyer tsaregorodtseva

Okay what did the girl turn american eagle into? I feel dumb

Tommy Schnidt

ah another yarn to keep me going

gregory

You thought

Plorpy

I have a vague memory of the ants convo but that could be me making it up tbh

Tommy Schnidt

I dont remember the ants convo, anyone else?

Willy Bean

First

Yak Chris

Ayo

Plorpy


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