Carter Harrison III
Added 2025-04-17 07:00:05 +0000 UTC
This week on the free feed: A guy who loves to have his wives die, and also to go to Europe. Municipal meeting minutes include: Bakingmore Cookieland, The Uncle’s Price, Eric Adams: Unhobbled, getting sucked off by a Rockefeller, Go Chasers!, My two-year election beard, My wife may be dead but it's Herring season, The big hole where all the Guiteaus crawl out of, and “Ambassador to France Achieved”
Minneapolis, Chicago, Brooklyn: Come see Mattie on tour!
Oh, here's Hammfist D. Metafiore from Fuck City:
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"His second wife died." The CITY?!
-Kris-
2025-04-28 23:25:54 +0000 UTCHe called the city his wife... The dead one, or is his second marriage to the city?
-Kris-
2025-04-28 23:23:48 +0000 UTCWhile listening to this episode, my weakness for old-timey American nonsense made me think that you could probably make a fun episode out of not-technically-mayor Mayor Thomas Morton: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thomas_Morton_(colonist)
Mark Paglia
2025-04-25 15:11:25 +0000 UTCAlso thank you for making me laugh about “transy grandma” all the way up the hill to my house, not realizing I was accidentally looking straight at my neighbor who was sitting in his car, and who, from his perspective, must have thought his weird transy neighbor was maniacally laughing and smiling at him while walking directly towards him, before picking up a bag of cat shit next to his car on the sidewalk and walking away. I love to leave an impression.
HAUNTER
2025-04-25 14:01:37 +0000 UTCBasil Zempilas Basil Zempilas Basil Zempilas Mayor of Perth
GOOBER
2025-04-20 23:46:20 +0000 UTCExcellent progress, just keep moving forward! 🔥
IRIDYSCENZIA
2025-04-20 20:34:32 +0000 UTCNOVA PLEASE TRY BERGER COOKIES FROM BALTIMORE MARYLAND.
chrysanthemum
2025-04-19 03:09:07 +0000 UTCRiley just casually going to Berghain for Easter.
Ryan
2025-04-18 22:35:20 +0000 UTCAll the Maryland folks absolutely activated by the mention, clacking our collective claws in delight. Also just imagining Riley casually recording from inside Berghain while clad in a latex gimp suit.
Ryan
2025-04-18 22:33:49 +0000 UTCDriving through the Balt Harbor tunnel hooting and pointing at the radio with my other hand in a bag of crab chips Hoping everyone has an opportunity to be disappointed by MD
markly dunkles
2025-04-18 21:31:31 +0000 UTCalso his name makes him sound like a woodland gnome creature
Professor WizardClown, PhD
2025-04-18 15:13:05 +0000 UTCI'm wondering if you can manage an episode on a random small town mayor. do Cliff Berry Jr. of Tiptonville TN, for no other reason than because I used to live there and I'm curious what dirt you could pull on or around the guy. like the prank war between the sheriff and one of the 3 attorneys in town (the attorney fell asleep during Active Court and the sheriff took a picture of him and then printed that picture out to stick to the courtroom door. ACAB btw)
Professor WizardClown, PhD
2025-04-18 15:10:28 +0000 UTCPrendergast is very much an alive name. The fly half for the Irish Rugby Union team is Sam Prendergast. Quite the name to get your mouth around when you’re a commentator
Stuart Harrison
2025-04-18 14:34:50 +0000 UTCJust an amazing episode! An incredible opening divergent tangent & then the actual mayor kept me on the edge of my seat! Well Done & Go Transy Pioneer Woman!
Mark Schwagner
2025-04-18 11:40:59 +0000 UTCAwww cute!
Harrison Sanchez
2025-04-18 09:23:36 +0000 UTCWe can call em Riley Wackers!
Harrison Sanchez
2025-04-18 09:16:52 +0000 UTCRiley, my guy...why are you in Berlin for Easter Weekend? You must know what goes on over Easter Weekend...*dog_raising_eyebrow.jpg*
Leo Curtis
2025-04-18 09:06:01 +0000 UTCMore like Rocks-off-fella, amirite
Josh L
2025-04-18 07:55:07 +0000 UTCWhat rough Italian slouches towards Gracie Manor to be mayor?
Carter Kriss
2025-04-18 04:44:06 +0000 UTCOh I don't know Requiem that well. Of CofD, I only know smatterings of Demon and Siren
Ariane Signalis is the Elster Signalis Fan Club and challenges you to play SIGNALIS without pointing at any of the characters an
2025-04-18 04:30:53 +0000 UTCTranssilvania University after Dracula cones out truly asking the question "why should we change, he's the one who sucks"
Eric Brennan
2025-04-18 03:45:10 +0000 UTCWas always more of a vampire the requiem girlie anyway
Bee Bimbo
2025-04-18 03:22:47 +0000 UTCI find it hilarious that they had an entire tangent about Transylvania University. I went to college in the same city that it's located and it's a pretty good school. Also, it's named after the Transylvania purchase which was one of the first attempts to permanently colonize Kentucky. Transy was also the sight of a book heist that was made into a movie that was screened at Sundance.
Elder Dog
2025-04-18 03:07:07 +0000 UTCHearing Riley plead to get back on track with "please, I have a booking at the sauna" is v much giving "hall of famer Whitey Ford on the field, pleading with the crowd for some kind of sanity." Uh oh, a barrage of Transy merchandise knocking Riley unconscious. This is a dark day for podcasting.
Róisín West
2025-04-18 00:52:13 +0000 UTCMattie I’m sorry I speak French well enough to get excited about a crow stalking a man, and not well enough to be familiar with this turn of phrase for harassment
Shivvy
2025-04-18 00:01:22 +0000 UTCBlue laws are about all sorts of immoral activities, not just drinking. For example, in Minnesota all the car dealerships are closed on Sundays by law.
Brian Danger Hicks
2025-04-17 23:55:37 +0000 UTCMayor Aaron earned that iron earn
squidinkparfait
2025-04-17 22:32:05 +0000 UTCHell yeah, time to listen to this one 3x in a row
Patrick Lopez
2025-04-17 21:41:28 +0000 UTCA nail gun. "Man, f*** a charge, this here's a gun powder activated, 27 caliber, full auto, no kickback, nail-throwing mayhem man. Shit right here's tight." to be exact.
Doug King
2025-04-17 21:33:09 +0000 UTCthanks!!
Aych
2025-04-17 21:23:40 +0000 UTCShout out to the actual signature Maryland cookie, the Berger’s cookie
R.Teeth.Bones
2025-04-17 20:28:18 +0000 UTCTransylvania College has some amazing dual-enrollment programs with Tremere University, I hear. Not on good terms with the Saulot Institute for Higher Education, though, which is a shame.
Ariane Signalis is the Elster Signalis Fan Club and challenges you to play SIGNALIS without pointing at any of the characters an
2025-04-17 20:22:21 +0000 UTCMaryland is lovely, it’s where Appalachia meets the Chesapeake ❤️
David Schuller
2025-04-17 19:40:10 +0000 UTC<3
Sophia
2025-04-17 19:31:19 +0000 UTCDo Paul Lepage
Winter
2025-04-17 19:30:34 +0000 UTCI found the beautiful woman named COGIATI because of this episode and it felt like taking an autism test and I scored almost 200 points. Unrelated I'm going to find out how to make estrogen from simple ingredients in my home
YungCereza
2025-04-17 19:17:36 +0000 UTCGod damn I just listened to the Host ep of Dead Meat immediately before loading this ep and there's a Kang Ho Song reference
Garth Hansen
2025-04-17 19:02:15 +0000 UTCYou mean American Sex Symbol Dennis Kucinich?
Garth Hansen
2025-04-17 18:59:00 +0000 UTCWeren't the corpses closed into the abandoned row houses with a screw gun
Garth Hansen
2025-04-17 18:57:58 +0000 UTCOnly three ingredients allowed, water, heat, naked genitals
Garth Hansen
2025-04-17 18:57:18 +0000 UTCOnsenschebatt, the German onsen purity law
Garth Hansen
2025-04-17 18:56:55 +0000 UTCI thought there was going to be some Maryland slander for a moment. Thankfully all we got was Nova saying is waiting to be disappointed. As a Maryland native, I'll let that slide. However, there's still a small penalty. No Old Bay for Nova until she says something nice about The Old Line State. It can as small as comment on the "Surrender Dorothy" graffiti on a the Beltway overpass with the Mormon temple in the background. Or how Maryland crab cakes are delicious. She could insult one of our many corrupt governors. Then we turn the Old Bay tap back on. The ball is in your court, Ms Kelly.
Doug King
2025-04-17 18:14:03 +0000 UTCYou've had strong run with them. Plus, they all have been bat crap crazy.
Doug King
2025-04-17 18:05:04 +0000 UTChonestly the dr. pepper strawberries and cream goes insane, so i am not surprised that the pepsi is also good.
Roch
2025-04-17 17:23:33 +0000 UTCEffin' vampires, always spending the night in places
Mike Kangal
2025-04-17 17:14:37 +0000 UTCBuying merch for my own university: tired, cringe Buying a shirt that says "property of transy chasers": shut up and take my money
AbsolxGuardian
2025-04-17 16:48:27 +0000 UTCIt’s COGIATI! It’s so bad, but a trans internet historical relic nonetheless. This was the first time I ever heard anyone pronounce it (I think?) and it really does sound like a beautiful Italian Linda’s last name!
Stramach
2025-04-17 16:47:59 +0000 UTCThe Life and Death of Colonel Carter Harrison III
Harold Gottfried
2025-04-17 16:06:20 +0000 UTCRe: tu prof: „it‘s pronounced fronk-n-steen…“
bobbler42
2025-04-17 15:59:19 +0000 UTCSpeaking of Cleveland Mayors, you should check out one of Cleveland's weirdest guys Dennis Kucinich https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dennis_Kucinich?wprov=sfla1 , he had a weird mayorality and an even weirder post mayorality.
Madelyn
2025-04-17 15:12:03 +0000 UTCI’m so here for the Baltimore intro. Big ups for the Kinetic Sculpture Race shout-out, my highschool had a shop class dedicated to participating in it every year
Rias Taylor
2025-04-17 14:57:58 +0000 UTCNeed T-shirts that say The Boy Mayor of Omelas
BarFly
2025-04-17 14:40:33 +0000 UTCI love treat update.
Alistair SM J
2025-04-17 14:31:57 +0000 UTCThe name of the Transylvanian team would obviously be the “Impalers”
Scott Strader
2025-04-17 14:11:46 +0000 UTCKentucky on their mind . Nothing on my mayor , Weddle watchers Rise up !
bossbear the rock
2025-04-17 13:41:23 +0000 UTCI think Nova will be pleased to know the Transylvania campus has a listing for "Transy Police Department"
ArcherAz
2025-04-17 13:35:33 +0000 UTCGotta get a guest with the accent.
Ben Schwabe
2025-04-17 12:44:24 +0000 UTCSeeing an episode photo like that really makes one want to go “hyaaah!”
Kelvin
2025-04-17 12:00:40 +0000 UTCriley kidnapped by the berlin gender mafia for refusing to transgend 😔
marilyn
2025-04-17 11:59:03 +0000 UTCI'm beginning to believe that The Order is a secret society of mayoral scholars that is guiding your hands from behind the scenes.
BarFly
2025-04-17 11:54:55 +0000 UTCAs a trans woman living in the UK, when I'm sad I go to Northern Europe! There's a nice little cafe in Stockholm that does really good vegan meetballs! And Copenhagen is full of gorgeous 1.94m men who are emotionally challenged but FW the dolls! But even tho I'm not polyamorous, I am going to move to Berlin. It's been my escape plan for a while, now I have to put it into action
Angel-of-Deadlifts
2025-04-17 11:51:21 +0000 UTCPacking my bags, moving to Fuck City, running for Mayor
Shivvy
2025-04-17 11:36:13 +0000 UTClol I thought I’d missed two previous episodes on this guy
Adam Marstons
2025-04-17 11:13:17 +0000 UTC🚨 Baltimore mention 🚨 time to do a show on one of our city’s totally normal and not corrupt mayors
fridge
2025-04-17 10:55:03 +0000 UTCNiche but relevant joke: Édes Erdély itt vagyunk!
Nye Hughes
2025-04-17 10:54:28 +0000 UTCSouth Korean mayor trying to build a statue to Holy Christ The Buddha
Kapjak
2025-04-17 10:50:22 +0000 UTCMystery Guiteaux Pit National Park
aceplym
2025-04-17 10:48:59 +0000 UTCconsider doing an episode on any of the five consecutive french presidents who had served as mayors prior to their presidencies (giscard d'estaing, mitterand, chirac, sarkozy, hollande) also, from what i gather from the flap24/7 podcast, anne hidalgo plays the same role in the internal politics of the nfp as starmer in corbyn's labour
bean dlunt
2025-04-17 10:39:13 +0000 UTCim thinking about the shaving a guy to get him to vote twice thing, and its making me think very strongly about a sort of mayoral barbershop
Login
2025-04-17 10:37:20 +0000 UTCSpeaking of Berlin, there is a treasure trove of insane and cursed mayors!
Anarcho Slowpoke
2025-04-17 10:27:04 +0000 UTCThe only way to Mayordom is dead man's boots
SpookyPenguin
2025-04-17 09:43:30 +0000 UTCMattie gets so mad when Riley calls Municipal Roundup "Municipal Update" but when she calls it that nobody else even notices.
Chad Countiss
2025-04-17 09:38:56 +0000 UTCMaryland cookies are actually named for the Maryland roundabout and train station in Stratford
Nemo
2025-04-17 09:32:07 +0000 UTCalso how do you spell that test i gotta google? that sounds like a beautiful Linda's last name?
Aych
2025-04-17 08:10:32 +0000 UTCNova is correct about pepsi
Aych
2025-04-17 08:07:13 +0000 UTChis name is my name too!
Carter Kriss
2025-04-17 07:05:52 +0000 UTC
