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Isaltino Morais

This week, Riley brings us the man who wrote the book on being the mayor in Portugal, the municipal Peronist himself, Isaltino Morais.

Municipal meeting minutes include: Eric Adams Radmilk, Minot Grigio, Things The Hosts Know About Portugal, No Traumatic Stress At All, jostled tiles, legal tiki-taka, vast and trunkless leg day, and DaughterHelp.

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Comments

HE LITERALLY HAS HIS STAFFERS CALL HIM YOUR HIGHNESS AND I THINK HAS REFERRED TO HIMSELF AS GOVERNOR DAD BEFORE. speaking of Tzarist governors lol

Sam Blackman

It’s genuinely insane how similar this guy’s regime character is to Governor Phil Scott of Vermont’s is, especially with the not giving a fuck about flood mitigation and older people inexplicably being willing to fucking die for him if necessary despite him doing fuck all

Sam Blackman

“Rather than either replacing the paving stones normally with public funds like we’re supposed to or turning it into an ancap toll-road, let’s take a secret third position… let’s have a public-private partnership to find out how to buy new paving stones with cryptocurrency that can withstand the cops driving their tanks over them and still make it a toll road anyways. Also, Iraq/Haïti seems to be in a bad spot so let’s have a public-private partnership with Wagner Group or Blackwater (if we can figure out how to not deadname them this week) to do the same thing we tried earlier but with twice the cost to the taxpayer.” -same “Soc-Dems” like 5-15 years after said invasion of Iraq/Haïti has ended in total collapse of civil governance and humanitarian crisis.

Sam Blackman

“What if the paving stones we threw at the cops 10 years ago would simply cost the taxpayers too much money to replace ever? Also let’s invade Iraq/Haïti and maybe buy the cops tanks.” -basically every supposed Soc-Dem that got a modicum of power during the 2000s…

Sam Blackman

Rob Porter the reporter is an Ace Attorney character ass name

Sam Blackman

I-SALTY NO-MORALS

Sam Blackman

The Municipal Roundup song is hilarious

Thomas

Never give up! nice job ❤️

IRIDYSCENZIA

Just to be clear I love the name municipal roundup for the first segment!

Em Dash

I gasped when I realized that you weren't insulting him

Donovan Burns

https://www.wtrf.com/ohio/ohio-mayor-runs-over-and-breaks-leg-of-man-convicted-of-sexual-battery/amp/#amp_tf=From%20%251%24s&aoh=17550208727540&referrer=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.google.com begging for a municipal round up on mayor Dingus

Allie Copeland

"Did you hear that New York is dead?" My God, WTYP's news segment was right, NYC was finally destroyed

-Kris-

My mom was born in Minot. Would you believe an American town is pronounced even dumber? (Mye-Not)

Colton Crofts

Nova confidently incorrect in her pronunciation of Minot

Alex Anderson


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