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Pedro Calado

We finally leave the Anglosphere to head to the sunny island of Madeira, where one rally racing and handball-loving Mayor tried to elude an entire plane of lawyers and judges paradropped onto his exact location.

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U kno i kinda wanted to show this one to my parents bcuz they live in madeira but then i remembered it starts with u guys talking about bricks and passoids and i don't wanna have to explain what those words mean

Oleympia

When I was 12, I was gifted a loose garnet wrapped in a folded paper with the carat weight written on it by gem dealer relatives. I think the diamond/cubic zirconia was wrapped similarly. I still have the gem wrapped in the paper

Mac

at risk of doxxing myself, there's an auto repair/customization shop near me called Nut Partners. just thought you ought to know.

🪰

In Spanish it is isnt quiet but either soaked OR openwork/lacework

Gilded Dragon

did I just hear "Luigi Panettone"

Shanti

You just want to hear them talk about CumEx and CumCum, admit it

adhdemongirl

someday you need to cover Cleveland's insane mayors. Frank Jackson is a fascinating man

scara b

Portuguese politics is truly a target-rich environment

Pedro Bento

Obligatory "PORTUGAL CARALHO!"

Pedro Bento

Having dipped your toes into the fun local politics of my ridiculous little country, I can only hope y'all have Fátima Felgueiras somewhere on the list. A wonderful mayor from the north of Portugal who once (allegedly) fled to Brazil by hiding in a car's trunk to escape a police sting related to her (alleged) corruption.

Gustavo Lira

You’re so correct and I blame autocorrect

Shivvy

Marion Berry better be on the list

Woody

It’s spelled Mattie, darling

Alex Anderson

What the fuck that opening holy shit

Alex Anderson

Liv agar

Alex Anderson

There is a logistics company called EMO TRANS where I live, and yes it is literally next door to the ONE NATION, party of Pauline motherfucking Hanson Offices near the airport. You can see it on the bus to the outlet mall. Also a parked Van for a service called Rim Jobs wheel services, it's like a cooked Bobs Burgers' buisness name world out here.

Harrison Sanchez

I'm in the Boise area and it's surprisingly open friendly to LGBTQ+ people, although there are a lot of nazis too. Like literal nazis, I turned away a guy with an SS tattoo put in the open at my store

Garth Hansen

I don’t think you’re familiar with the hosts

Sam

yeah this was one of the intros that has most baffled me out of all of the podcasts i've listened to by one or more of these hosts, because generally it just washes over my brain like... i'm not expecting to "get it" or smth? but this one felt like, idk i'm decently online just not remotely the same spaces i guess. so it's a bit of a relief to know i'm not the only one of us who found it inscrutable lol

Aych

There is a Emo in County Laois and a Muff in County Donegal

Michael Kelliher

“Bribes version of island gigantism” is an absolutely incredible phrase

Nick H

for what it's worth riley, i'm trans and i still don't know what the fuck november is on about in 70% of her trans jokes. contrary to popular belief, being transgender doesn't actually instantly inflict you with every form of online poisoning known to science, that's still something that takes work on its own

mira_drgn

I started typing a comment explaining the worldbuilding of The Black Parade in more detail but then I decided that would be insufferable. Anyway, make Riley listen to Mama by MCR.

Marjorie Zeager

Duterte is that rare case of a mayor who manages to go national. I know they’ve done Boris but the UK isn’t like a real country.

Jacob King

hey for both a jarring shift in tone and a non anglosphere mayor maybe consider talking about rodrigo duterte and his time as mayor of davao.

Echo

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The Office of the Mayor

there won't be any because we don't really elect mayors in Ireland, we elect local councillors and the chairperson of the council is then the lord mayor. not really the same but I'm inclined to argue that like. local councils in Ireland are probably also home to the same type of insane people but at a smaller scale. Boston, Co. Clare is tiny though. It isn't even big enough to qualify for "two pubs, a post office, a shop and a church" vibes, given it's got like. a national school (state school for kids aged 4-12) and a church and a couple of houses

saoirse fitzpatrick

Inshallah

Shivvy

I only just learned/found the Boston in ireland and I need to know about every mayor thereof

Shivvy

thanks for the elevator pitch i needed

Shivvy

How have we not heard from the Mississauga "Yahya Sinwar is like Nelson Mandela" mayor.

Benjamin Zidar

ok Matty and Nova just verbalized this but the main thing I am getting from this bit over time: Riley’s a great girl’s name

Shivvy

you can’t be talking like that, trans-curious cis baby

Shivvy

girls, we’re 2min in and I’m doubled over at getting stately pleasure dome. we can’t keep going on like this!!

Shivvy

I have a Basement of albatrosses around my neck

E

NGNM is a podcast about mayors and the low-effort sissification of one Canadian man. It's actually quite good.

Jordan Minehan

Anyone who was alive in the 1970s knows that the top prize on Canadian game shows was a two-slice toaster.

AngryOldManYaddaYadda

getting to say the words is probably the best appeal to allegedly cis people we can make

Relkia

I think I may have huffed gasoline with Dale McQuaker in 2002.

Ben Schwabe

Letterkenny

Mitchell Meyer

Before this podcast i never knew how much I loved mayors. Now I can't get enough of these tiny tyrants.

Jeremy H.

At some point in the distant future, Irish mayor Stephen Coughlan, a Labour TD who hated socialism and made great efforts to expose a 'Maoist' conspiracy in Limerick, might make for a fun (read: grim) episode.

Jack Fennell

She's really going to do it :D

Minna Ihalainen

Not a mayor but can you please do an episode on the chancellor of the university of William and Mary as a position. Its incredibly impressive how they are all such evil and notable people... Name Years Reference 1 George Washington 1788–1799 [4] 2 John Tyler 1859–1862 [4] 3 Hugh Blair Grigsby 1871–1881 [4] 4 John Stewart Bryan 1942–1944 [4] 5 Colgate Darden 1946–1947 [4] 6 Alvin Duke Chandler 1962–1974 [4] 7 Warren E. Burger 1986–1993 [4] 8 Margaret Thatcher 1993–2000 [4] 9 Henry Kissinger 2000–2005 [4] 10 Sandra Day O'Connor 2005–2012 [4] 11 Robert M. Gates 2012–

Helena Maki

Mayor Peter Quiet CPA, who worked for KPMG, Kissing the Penises of Mayors (Gay).

Crispined Glover Potato Snacks

They clapped the mayor in irons and then hung him halfway up the wall of the dungeon by his wrists like Hagar the Horrible?

BarFly

Meeting the passoid: she’s fine i just didn’t know she would be Chinese

Bryan

It would be increadible if you would do Olaf Scholz, former head of the 2 Million citizen city of Hamburg, and because of the strange German system thereby also the leader of one of the German states. Also our current Chancellor here in Germany I guess, but that is unimportant

Anggg

thank yall for the ep its really helping with the terrors

Lain of the Wired

Babe, please don't make the Dreamworks face in your interview tomorrow. You're the mayor now, you have to stop.

Borangehat

Madeira really is the Dubai of Madeira

Ariane Signalis is the Elster Signalis Fan Club and challenges you to play SIGNALIS without pointing at any of the characters an

21 seasons? HOW LONG WAS I ASLEEP

Patrick Lopez

hey theres a place called Emo in Ireland! they stole it from us!!!!

saoirse fitzpatrick


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