George Garner
Added 2025-01-02 08:00:17 +0000 UTC
We talk (finally) about the mayor that everyone sent in, South Carolina's George Garner, who was killed recently in a police chase, after his entire police force resigned under semi-mysterious circumstances on the Carolingian Steppe (a thing we invent).
We also have a mega municipal round-up featuring a mayoral superbloom event in England, and our old friend Eric Adams's old friend Ingrid Lewis-Martin and her DJ son. Don't worry, we found his soundcloud.
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I and a friend of mine have a decades long grudge against Maryor For Life, Marion S. Berry of Washington, DC. He has Rob Ford coke energy, The famous "Damn bitch set me up" covert tape of him smoking crack. He is great subject.
Doug King
2025-04-09 17:43:51 +0000 UTCSo, as of 2025/03/01, I cannot locate a death ruling/manner of death from the Coroner, Mr. Hardee, despite Hardee's claims the day after that he would have a death ruling "within the coming days." Apparently Mr. Garner had been very recently re-elected, and despite the claims that Mr. Garner's pursuit was not related to breaking any laws, the deputies involved were recorded reporting pursuing a vehicle (confirmed to be Mr. Garner's black Chevy Tahoe) in connection with a "missing persons incident" (which they may have made up on the spot), and are continuing to (illegaly) refuse to release dashcam footage or give adequate reason as to why they will not. Mr. Garner was apparently involved in some sort of SLED investigation. Seems pretty likely that he was, in fact, assassinated by the Sherrif's department.
Ariane Signalis is the Elster Signalis Fan Club and challenges you to play SIGNALIS without pointing at any of the characters an
2025-03-02 23:36:11 +0000 UTCI listened to this episode like five times on repeat while passing a kidney stone, I still have no idea why this guy got pasted. Updates as they come, I hope!
Liz and Ash in Florida. It's very hot! Climate change will kill us all.
2025-01-13 21:11:16 +0000 UTCbiased because from there but if you’re taking spite requests, the Rust Belt is a cornucopia of insane mayors
Shanti
2025-01-13 10:12:29 +0000 UTCSpencer and Holly of the Shutdown Fullcast and Channel 6
Robert Goins
2025-01-08 20:32:14 +0000 UTCI've a mayoral request! Could you please have Spencer Hall and Holly Anderson come on as adjunct mayors to discuss the most controversial mayor of all... Mayor McCheese
Robert Goins
2025-01-08 20:31:55 +0000 UTCMost eps go off the rails. This one never had rails to begin with
Garth Hansen
2025-01-08 19:07:53 +0000 UTCShriners: Freemasons, but they’re also literal clowns, with a literal circus, with literal clown cars, and they dress in vaguely racist Orientalist attire! (They also fund a bunch of children’s hospitals.) https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shriners
Elsie Hupp
2025-01-06 22:14:11 +0000 UTC[the Patreon app posted this comment out of thread]
Elsie Hupp
2025-01-06 22:08:49 +0000 UTC[the Patreon app double-posted this comment]
Elsie Hupp
2025-01-06 22:06:04 +0000 UTCA miniature car for every mayor? Are you saying all mayors should be Shriners?!?
Elsie Hupp
2025-01-06 22:05:47 +0000 UTCMattie I want you to know I caught the olive chaser joke even if it went under the radar
HAUNTER
2025-01-06 20:12:07 +0000 UTCThe “waiters at the table of success” adaptations never get old to me
Kelvin
2025-01-06 15:32:23 +0000 UTCI looked up kitchen table polyamory and that’s just normal polyamory? Like it seems weird there would be a term for it.
SixArmedSweater
2025-01-06 10:39:54 +0000 UTCI'm going to go out on a limb and say I'm not the only person who has recently developed a Mongol obsession after the most recent Fall of Civilizations episode
Jana Pellymounter
2025-01-06 08:46:10 +0000 UTCI never thought I could be sad for anyone not planning on talking about Franziska Giffey in the recent future but here we are 😮💨 Then at least pick some Wowereit for the poor-but-sexy vibes, please.
David
2025-01-05 11:14:14 +0000 UTCHave ye written the shanty, yet?
Elsie Hupp
2025-01-05 10:53:47 +0000 UTCGeorge Garner was actually a Pontic Greek…
Elsie Hupp
2025-01-05 10:53:16 +0000 UTCI'd like to nominate myself for an episode on former Mexico City mayor and current Mexican president Claudia Sheinbaum, based on long-standing grudges including but not limited to the time her administration distributed ivermectin during the covid pandemic without warning the population of its nature and dangers.
Emilio Porras Vergara
2025-01-05 04:24:26 +0000 UTCfirst time ive literally ever heard anyone outside of my family reference bennettsville
Theodore DeVinney
2025-01-04 04:53:16 +0000 UTCIs the opposite of a conversation pit a kotatsu?
Anna
2025-01-04 02:11:51 +0000 UTCI’m rotating the word “mayorman” in my head like it’s an archaic folklore figure Beware the cursed touch of the mayorman
John Leavitt
2025-01-03 23:47:35 +0000 UTCTbh I like the bit that Riley occasionally throws in kitchen table to wait to see if he used the term cortectly
Jordan Clementi
2025-01-03 21:21:57 +0000 UTCOne of my various of girlfriends suggested 'outside smoking table poly' and yeah yes yes that's a thing.
chronicles of girldick
2025-01-03 20:18:01 +0000 UTCLet your haters become your interrogators at the deposition of success
Chad Countiss
2025-01-03 20:11:49 +0000 UTCThis was fantastic. Must be impenetrable to some people. Hope to see some merch result from this lol
Tuur Verheyde
2025-01-03 20:10:01 +0000 UTCOh, that DC councilman who got caught accepting a bribe also made public inquiries during council meetings into whether or not Jews control the weather.
David Schuller
2025-01-03 14:43:47 +0000 UTCBanger episode. What is Appalachia but the American Urals?
David Schuller
2025-01-03 14:14:01 +0000 UTCIt's true, South Carolina is dog.
BarFly
2025-01-03 13:08:07 +0000 UTCSorry not sorry to “well actually” the poly comments lmao. 😹
Sequoia Alexander
2025-01-03 07:12:02 +0000 UTCIt’s funny that “garden table poly” was mentioned as a joke, but actually “garden party poly” is an established concept which is in contrast to kitchen table poly, where contact between metamours is less frequent https://www.thebody.com/article/kitchen-table-and-garden-party-polyamory
Sequoia Alexander
2025-01-03 07:11:37 +0000 UTChttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3G07NZs2v18 was this the guy that was interviewed by the news? it sounds familiar!
Thomas O'Connell
2025-01-03 02:59:09 +0000 UTCCan I suggest doing Sir Andy Street or Dan Norris
Erin Taylor
2025-01-03 01:32:16 +0000 UTCKind of bullshit that I also am from a town of less than 2000 people and we didn’t get a mayor
Colin English
2025-01-02 22:32:18 +0000 UTChard agree
Shivvy
2025-01-02 22:20:38 +0000 UTCdating app(etizer)s
Shivvy
2025-01-02 22:01:06 +0000 UTChuge fan of the wacko historical tangent bits, they really make the podcast.
PrismShank
2025-01-02 21:15:35 +0000 UTCMy grandparents had a conversation pit living room with a burnt orange shag carpet that also covered the walkway around it and the dining ledge next to the kitchen. If the house is still around it probably still has it since it had a patio door to the backyard in it as well.
Relkia
2025-01-02 21:13:39 +0000 UTCyep, that's a sheriff moment alright
Ariane Signalis is the Elster Signalis Fan Club and challenges you to play SIGNALIS without pointing at any of the characters an
2025-01-02 19:43:11 +0000 UTC"Gonna match you with dishes" I mean, you can do that on dating apps too
Ariane Signalis is the Elster Signalis Fan Club and challenges you to play SIGNALIS without pointing at any of the characters an
2025-01-02 19:42:20 +0000 UTCabsolutely deranged episode, may your Carolingian horses ride ever upright
Aoife Rowan
2025-01-02 18:48:39 +0000 UTCThe conversation ziggurat is the hot new trend for 2025
Emilio Porras Vergara
2025-01-02 17:29:10 +0000 UTCDJ Sauve Luciano has already gained 9 subs since the article, looks like it was all worth it
josh plays drums
2025-01-02 15:27:02 +0000 UTCAs someone from a town the same size as McColl, this is pretty typical small town America shit. Asking the locals what's going on will only get you cryptic half-answers & mostly unrelated interpersonal drama aired out to anyone willing to listen
CassieNova
2025-01-02 14:54:14 +0000 UTC6 cops in a town of 2000? All doing overtime fraud? What a giant waste of tax payer money. I grew up in a town of roughly half that size with 100% fewer cops.
Ben Schwabe
2025-01-02 13:50:51 +0000 UTCGod-tier start to this ep.
Ros Ballinger
2025-01-02 13:10:00 +0000 UTCGeorge Gamer
Tove
2025-01-02 12:06:02 +0000 UTCI love the extent to which NGNM manages to explain municipal politics through the lense of nomadic steppe conquest
Khris
2025-01-02 11:20:18 +0000 UTCAs someone who lives in Philly, I wanna see y'all do Jim Kenney's last year or so in office (basically whenever he decided to start giving zero fucks about his job) Also, I imagine y'all already have Frank Rizzo on the list too
TheStranger117
2025-01-02 10:30:56 +0000 UTCits not a mayor but recently a i think kentucky sheriff murderd a judge becuse he was investigated for sex offence.
SunRaTheThird
2025-01-02 10:00:09 +0000 UTCUpon looking up McColl on Google Maps I've discovered that all of their street pole banners feature the faces and names of their 2024 high school graduates and considering that you can still see the image of my dad's ass that google street view captured in 2009, I think this is a crime against these students.
A.E. Ross
2025-01-02 09:40:48 +0000 UTCI wanted to hear about the late Victorian geographer
MS
2025-01-02 08:33:19 +0000 UTCThat just made me realize Elon musk is going to be our first gamer president. What with his diablo thing What a fucked timeline we live in
The Tandy TRS-80's worn out tape drive
2025-01-02 08:19:58 +0000 UTCI thought this said George Gamer and was excited to learn about the first Gamer mayor to be covered.
Anders Russell
2025-01-02 08:05:56 +0000 UTC
