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Etienne Cabet

First as France, and then again as France. For some reason in this one Mayor Mattie takes us to 19th-century France and then also Louisiana, Texas, Illinois, Missouri, Iowa, and California. That's right, we've plunged into one of her special interests!

Municipal meeting minutes include: learning how to drive barefoot from a guy with a soulpatch, Croatian Goodfellas, scheming mayors chat, headlight fluid clinics, posting is praxis, dogs of remarkable size and strength, the chore wheel at New Jerusalem, the most prepared group of people in human history, and the wrongest breakfast ever served.

If you like zany separatists why not pre-order Mattie's new book!

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Comments

>dedicates life to establishing an egalitarian communist paradise >dies from getting mad at one of his servants

Commander Freddy

Ah yes, the fourth host of the podcast: November's keyboard. 😂

Bex

Cabet literally died in the exact manner of a Bill Burr gag, spectacular

trem_low

So here’s something you might find interesting, Riley: one of the families stayed in Nauvoo, opened their own vineyard - and it still exists. The family is still making wine in Illinois: https://nauvoowinery.myshopify.com/pages/baxters-history

Benjamin

‼️ DALMATIA MENTIONED ‼️AJMOOOOO

🪰

This man needs a concept album.

Josh L

il est tout comme moi pour vrai

etienne

The barefood driving seminar sounds like a sovcit thing. "Technically, the law only governs people driving with shoes. You can opt out of the system by declaring yourself a barefoot traveler."

PrismShank

Showing up at Nauvoo with your cult right after the Mormons left has got to feel like going to Amigara fault and finding the hole just for you.

Brian Danger Hicks

Cabet got wrong egg

Charlie Lightning

Very much enjoy the concept of "the 1840s Nauvoo Bolsheviks"

Just the Worst

China Mieville shoutout fuck yeah

Garth Hansen

This is old but I just learned of a Hooning mayor of Arkhangelsk who drove his car through a mall https://metro.co.uk/2017/04/11/former-russian-mayor-drives-ferrari-into-shopping-mall-for-a-joke-6567780/amp/

Helena Maki

I'm a public servant and I have a P card. I feel so seen 🥲

Róisín West

this what Wes Anderson would make if he was producing anti communist agitprop

Maggie+Al

Each episode of this show is better than the last. Also, preordered! I LOVE Boys Weekend. So pumped for more of your amazing work, Mattie.

Vanessa Edding

expeditiously i be on my grizzly

Harold Gottfried

Actually the carts are all pulled by really swole dachshunds!! Remarkable size doesn't have to mean big!

Angel-of-Deadlifts

All Timer

Liam Webster

Muzak was a tool of toe-tapping industrial oppression: "The company began customizing the pace and style of the music provided throughout the workday in an effort to maintain productivity. The music was programmed in 15-minute blocks, gradually getting faster in tempo and louder and brassier in instrumentation, to encourage workers to speed up their pace. Following the completion of a 15-minute segment, the music would fall silent for 15 minutes. This was partly done for technical reasons, but company-funded research also showed that alternating music with silence limited listener fatigue, and made the "stimulus" effect of Stimulus Progression more effective." [wikipedia]

AngryOldManYaddaYadda

At least he died doing what he loved

Kelvin

The antipope of diocese of Mecca. Black felt with white ermine

Gilded Dragon

Americans don’t have manual vs automatic identifiers on our drivers licenses. How interesting. (At least not in Oregon or Arkansas)

Thomas Cain

Coal dog is giving "Scott westerfields leviathan books"

Bidenist_thirdworldist

I grew up near Corning and I gotta say hearing it come up was a jump scare moment for me

CassieNova

As someone from the Nauvoo, IL area and went to combined school with Nauvoo in middle school and high school, the town’s name is pronounced like “Gnaw-voo”. Also, the former Mayor Joseph Smith didn’t actually die from being shot in that jail in Carthage. He was shot twice (I think?), jumped out the window of his cell, broke his leg, was caught again basically immediately (see broken leg), and was then hanged

RosieV

The ad busters bit must be wild for people who don't listen to glue factory

AbsolxGuardian

I was part of a Utopian Studies network because I was into those weird travelogue stories. The problem was that the conferences inevitably attracted people with *blueprints*, some of which were very unnerving to listen to. I heard a few years ago that the whole organisation had more or less fallen apart due to political infighting.

Jack Fennell

Xl bully: dangerous pet XXL bully: small package transport XXXL bully: do not google at work XXXXL: Coal transport

Ben Schwabe

incredible. the most french way you can die without a mistress

Nemo

being yugoslav diaspora rules cuz you end up with a dad that is a follower of both tito and trump

Lain of the Wired

Last year I got really into cevapi, so I'm thinking this might be the summer of kulen.

BarFly

This adbusters camp sounds more insane the more I learn about it.

Oliver Cant

absolutely tremendous episode, thank you

A.E. Ross

In my hour of need Mayors

Tove

I don't understand. That's how shoegaze is pronounced.

Jordan Minehan

Podcast dementia kicking in for Nova, as she is shocked to find out she's recording a podcast. Also, I’m picturing an xl bully of unusual size.

Ryan


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