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Leonis C. Malburg

November's in the mayor's seat for this one, a tragic tale of one Basque gentleman founding a beautiful utopia under a freeway and on top of a rail yard, where any business could dispose as many animal corpses and batteries as they wanted. Until the world decided that the beautiful Malburg family was too pure for this Earth.

Seriously though, here is Vernon, CA.

We lose our minds a little bit this one and also Zencastr broke and also Mattie's microphone broke during recording so sorry for any audio issues! 

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Comments

Every time LA was mentioned I said "Los Anglis" Sam Yorty style, so thanks for the new vocal stim!

Lucie Rose

I haven't finished the episode yet so forgive me if you got to this but i'm frothing a bit. Vernon is currently doing everything it can to fuck Link-US, the project to turn Los Angeles' train station from a dead-end terminal station into a run-through station so this episode is IMMENSELY INFORMATIVE for me, a rail transportation planner who may or may not deal directly with this bullshit...

Daz Clyde

it appears vernon has the colour scheme of fallout 3

Lucas

very similar things in rosemont illinois which has been run by the stephens family forever, their current mayor is also a state representative

Bethany Morgan

You can live! LIVE! Live and grow old! Get sucked off by a twink! I've seen it!

chronicles of girldick

let me live

Weed

your telling me that the weird apartment in an abandoned warehouse with out of time decor and a mattress wrapped in plastic is connected to noncing?

Maggie+Al

Surely some of the mystery bottles are piss jugs.

Allana Langen

S2 True Detective vibes immediately vin(ci)dicated

Josh L

Christ, the rich really can’t lose… and the system is so stupid that one guy with 20 jobs could legally get paid an an ungodly amount of money

Danh Nguyen

I can't believe Nova drinks pepsi.

smooth trump

im thinking im gonna try and get a job in vernon city government if i have to marry some failson, so be it edit: i looked at their website and theyre only hiring cops atm so i guess i wont be doing that. mild to major pork barrel corruption is one thing, but i draw the line at being a pig myself!

C. Riley Hickman

The police force consists of a boozy Detective Ray Velcoro

Patrick Lopez

Vernon sounds like, and seems only fit to be, a Tarkov map. USEC operators are breaching and clearing that rendering facility

Ineloquent Reverie

I work about a half mile from a Baker commodities plant and it's so bad, irrespective of the season, if the wind blows it towards is. Just heinous.

Clark Schaefer

Those vessels in some Solomonic Sourdough fashion contain the genius loci & natural daimones of the city. To allow Avernon to be the place it is & not be smote...

Gilded Dragon

well i didn't have Reno Dakota stuck in my head THIS week but it is now

CB

This is what happens if you drink Pepsi, vile poison.

Harrison Sanchez

I'm reminded that Missouri has a law about Community Improvement Districts that if it has 0 population then voting rights for it fall back on the landowners, which some businesses in Columbia tried to exploit, except they fucked up by one person https://www.latimes.com/business/hiltzik/la-fi-mh-a-gerrymandering-attempt-20150831-column.html

Brian Danger Hicks

I need to email the podcast a newspaper clipping from 1895 where my great great grandparents was made so sick from a street Tamale that it was published in teh Sacramento California newspaper.

Tirey Pagel

passed thru Boise on a road trip after hearing good things (2019) and the vibes were lovely. Been a bummer to say the least to follow state legislation since

Shivvy

I’ve gone down a True Detective inspired rabbit hole about this place but it wasn’t at all this funny 🙏🏽 thx gals (and Riley (or??))

Shivvy

the boise/meridian area is far more inclusive and tolerant than the panhandle...but it's an uphill battle all the same

Garth Hansen

believe me, I will vote for making non-Vegas gambling illegal if that helps

Shivvy

throwing batteries at animals on death row :(

Shivvy

Idaho in general is looking ripe for the plucking :(

Shivvy

Everything is shit but at least y’all made me look up “fronton”

Shivvy

ba da tst

Crispined Glover Potato Snacks

There has got to be a mayor of Irvine that Nova can make a story out of, and if there isn't, Donald Bren is at least as much a mayor as the Renaissance popes

Aaron Anderson

Malburg by name, Malburg by nature

John Leavitt

And had beautiful Hanseatic architecture instead of industrial sprawl!

Angel-of-Deadlifts

Vernon is giving me TMA Flesh vibes 😬

Sarah

Mister malburg is helping me find my hog plant

Bidenist_thirdworldist

True Detective season 2's Vinci CA is partially based on Vernon. Ritchie Coster, Villain of Jackie Chan movie The Tuxedo, played the mayor of Vinci in that season. This has led me to imagine a scene where Leonis C. Malburg turns to Bruce V. Malkenhorst saying to him "You told me you dealt with Devlin with the skateboard bomb." Fun fact, Ritchie Coster also played the thief Thomas Crown used to test the security of the Met in The Thomas Crown Affair.

Crispined Glover Potato Snacks

/r/mayorallivingspace is going to live rent free in my head for a long time.

Kevin M

Nazis are succeeding in taking over couer d'Alene idaho

Garth Hansen

One worries that the censuses count only the living

Gilded Dragon

Malburg is like fucked vibes for a mayor name. Onomastic Determinism but with like -1 Edit: oh no. It is onomastic determinism. A fucked up circle of hell made manifest by iniquity of Los Angeles...

Gilded Dragon

that truly is one mal burg

Nemo

If only Vernon smelled like marzipan and not like melted jolly ranchers and death😂

Nys

I'm firmly planted while she processin my hog

Zach Sampson

… or you can watch Los Angeles Plays Itself, the greatest documentary ever made.

Harold Gottfried

The city of commerce is where the ringling brothers train would park when we played La

Mae Berens

But Lübeck is pretty and the home of marzipan and sweet treats!!

Angel-of-Deadlifts

[Resident laughs nervously at the increasing industrialization of las Vegas as gambling declines]

Donovan Burns

There is a german city called Lübeck. It has two cathedrals, one from the Middle Ages, one slightly newer. Next to the older one is a street called purgatory and next to it is a tiny alleyway called hell (in german of course). Vernon is this alleyway called hell to the bigger street called purgatory that is just L.A.

Nys

Having the slaughterhouse/rendering city is super warhammer 40k coded! Except that would be a planet. Does Vernon CA have Corpse Grinder Cults?

Angel-of-Deadlifts


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