"Well, basically, I think that *I* should be made the new king of Saudi Arabia!"
The Hower Power
2025-10-19 02:20:39 +0000 UTC
“We have set a brand new attendance record. Here in literal hell, record gate for WrestleArabia 43!”
Or conversely, and darker
“Triple H and Mohammed Bin Salman have grown closer since Vince McMahon’s second ousting from the WWE. Mohammed asks triple H if he can show him something crazy, and triple H, with a spiritual black hand on his shoulder, says to his friend “crazy? Maybe I am crazy?” As he watches a journalist posthumously dismembered by a bonesaw