Commission for Soma. Caption by PolishGuy.
VOICE: What a poor, brain-dead waste of space you were! You really got yourself tricked into becoming a golem? Absolutely hilarious…in a pathetic sort of way.
STONE-MA: Yes! This thing was so dumb and pathetic!
SOMA’S BRAIN: N-No! Stop saying that! I’m a human! Release me!
VOICE: Gosh, it was soooo easy too. Reshaping your body, erasing your mind, corrupting your soul. Becoming a statue really is a blessing to you. As a decoration, you are at least useful.
STONE-MA: Hehe! This thing doesn’t even remember how to be anything other than a still object!
SOMA’S TINY BRAIN: That’s not true! I remember….uhhh….I….I used to be…N-no, I am….
VOICE: Now, at least, you have a new, eternal purpose. As a happy little sculpture.
STONE-MA: Yes! Golems Serve Eternally!
SOMA’S LEFTOVER BRAIN: S-serve eternally….but that’s…I’m never going to…
VOICE: Statue doesn’t talk and doesn’t think. So shut up!
STONE-MA:….
FORMERLY SOMA’S BRAIN: …
Jagues
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