Tobias vs Berdly - Early Audio
Added 2025-08-13 01:25:35 +0000 UTCDumbShlop as Tobias
Eddiefrb as Berdly
Berdly:
With us two grouped together, I may not get an A
I will not associate with a jock whoâs a snake
Heâs got wealth but not of knowledge; heâs rich with green and envy
His parents may be affluent but he canât pick up Penny
Your concept of camaraderie is contact with my buttcheek
You look like a neanderthal, bro, why you acting Sussie?
Rainbow-coloured hussy, frankly, you disgust me and the ladies too
You wonât be my partner and certainly not my player 2
Berdly, Berdly, baby, the c-c-c-crowd pleaser
Masami blew you off âcuz youâre a m-m-mouth breather
Howâs your sister, Wilson? At ease, I shanât be courting her
That girl is so boring, even the Void is devoid of her
Tobias:
Iâm part of a class you would not be instructing
Ainât the teacherâs pet usually, like, a hamster or something?
Seems Iâve been challenged to a duel, but weâre skipping the joust
âCuz if I beat you bumping my track, you might dip and crash out
Bro, with your brown-nosing principles, I see why youâre ignored
You started simping for your Queen and now youâre stuck on this cord
You built a statue of yourself and itâs disgusting to view
You must be wearing a diaper because youâre chunkinâ the deuce, man
Youâre lame, Noelle has made it clear
Susieâs got her by the reigns, like hell sheâll be your dear
Listen here, donât you talk about my sister, sheâs in college and sheâs fine
And I doubt that sheâll see Dess, but I told her to said hi
Berdly:
Your faux excuses, try âem, we know this dude is lying
The scope youâre viewing life in is cope, itâs too biased
Only time you make Good Points is when helping with chores
Thereâs no room left in Krisâ party, but thereâs plenty in yours
How can you be a ladiesâ man when thereâs no chick to your name
Youâre like a peacock, gallivanting and then quick to refrain
Youâre not a leader, youâre a Loser, thereâs no switching your place
The only one who gives an F is Simian with your grades
Tobias:
Well, getting the cold shoulder is better than cold turkey
Iâm not taking dating advice from iceburghley
You play games, I make gains, you button press, I bench press
You would pass out way before passing a single of my strength tests
Noelle turned you into proceeds for a bank in the snow
You beat her in the spelling bee so she cast one she didnât know
Now, go on, get your beauty sleep, chill at 32 degrees
Nice try, dude, but youâll still never be as cool as me
