I finally get to see Magnum tomorrow š±
After a decade apart, a marriage, and a sex change, Magnum and I will finally be reunited after over a decade! I am absolutely terrified and so fucking nervous š° but even more excited š„° Keep every single one of your fingers crossed for me and I will fill you all in on all the details when I get back!
I donāt have much spicy content to share this week, we have been loading in the most recent set we built at work so We have been working crazy s...
2022-05-13 22:07:26 +0000 UTC
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If you think License to Ill is the best Beastie Boys album, youāre a cop.
2022-05-03 03:07:37 +0000 UTC
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āSomeday I would like to go home. The exact location of this place I don't know but someday I would like to go. There would be a pleasing feeling of familiarity and a sense of welcome in everything I saw. People would greet me warmly. They would remind me of the length of my absence and the thousands of miles I had travelled in those restless years but mostly they would tell me that I had been missed and that things were better now I had returned.ā
2022-04-23 07:46:36 +0000 UTC
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Last week I had the best week Iāve had at my job in a long time; my boss finally quit.
I never mentioned my boss much before, work drama isnāt always interesting to the majority, but he was a very divisive person and always pitted me and Milwaukee - some of you may remember him from āthe truck storyā - against one another. Last week we tore down the set for Little Shop of Horrors and started putting in a new set. It gave Milwaukee and I a chance to work closely with one another and requ...
2022-04-13 02:32:42 +0000 UTC
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A few years ago, when I was a workinā gal, I had a man do something very bad to me. It caused a lot of trauma and, ever since then, I have yet to have sex sober...until last night with Jack. He was patient and made me feel comfortable and safe (and god DAMN it was good š). I am so proud of myself but I didnāt know who to share that with, I trust you guys though. Here, have a cute picture of me and a stuffed otter that I sent to someone from before my internet days:
2022-03-31 00:24:08 +0000 UTC
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I went on my first date since Work Crush.
I had been talking to this guy I met online for a few days. We got along pretty well, he was very sweet and a decent conversationalist. It also didnāt hurt that he looked like a dumb little frat boy, those my absolute favorite. We got to talking about movies and he found out that I had never seen Treasure Planet. So, I invited him over for a nice night in and we watched it together.
As the two of us watched, we kept talking and getting to know one ...
2022-03-28 01:51:28 +0000 UTC
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On Christmas of 2020, my fiancƩ left me. In response, I spent the majority of 2021 self destructing until I met Work Crush in September and we started dating in October. Christmas of 2021, exactly one year after my fiancƩ left, Work Crush stopped talking to me until New Years Eve when they officially broke up with me.
I took the breakup with Work Crush really hard because it made me realize that the life I had cultivated and the emotions I was feeling was a farce. Those were all things that ...
2022-03-14 15:37:55 +0000 UTC
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I donāt like furnishing my apartments, it creates a sense of permanence and I donāt like staying in one place too long. I have someone in my life now who feels very differently though so now I have a couch. In an act of rebellion I started sleeping on said couch so maybe I would feel like I was staying somewhere else and not my own place because the idea of my own place having a bed AND a couch made me super uncomfortable. I have a trash can and a coffee table now as well, so I started sleep...
2021-12-07 05:33:10 +0000 UTC
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Sorry for popping off last night. Hopefully this will make up for it. I took this, and am posting it, while in the drive thru at Zaxbyās because Iām hungover and want greasy food.
2021-12-05 22:20:24 +0000 UTC
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No post this week, no fun pictures to associate with the post. The vocal minority of my followers seem to forget that I donāt need this job and that I am not afraid to burn this whole fucking thing down to the ground in the name of proving a point. Square up. If you donāt like what I have to offer, leave. I sincerely apologize to veteran subscribers.
2021-12-05 11:37:23 +0000 UTC
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November 21-27, Part 2 of 2
Thursday, November 25, 2021:
Itās thanksgiving today, which is an uncomfortable holiday for me; I have a rampant eating disorder so I struggle to enjoy all the food and, even if that werenāt the case, I donāt even have a family to spend it with so I just donāt see the point.
Itās been that way for a really long time now. Iām kind of just used to it, which is fine I guess, but I must have been feeling empowered or something this year because I thought I ...
2021-11-27 21:17:11 +0000 UTC
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November 21-27, Part 1 of 2
Sunday, November 21, 2021:
Considering the fact that I woke up on the floor, a full face of last nightās make up, and a gnarly hangover I would say I may have had a bit too much to drink during last nightās stream. I made a huge mess too but at least my coffee table looks good. Anyone want to send me some vintage Playboys to put on it?
Eventually I made my way to the bedroom and onto the bed, which is basically where I stayed for the rest of the day, watching t...
2021-11-27 21:07:24 +0000 UTC
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How would you guys feel about me getting a work P.O. Box? Iāve been getting messages from people who want to sent me things for one reason or another, which is awesome and I would love to share those things with them, but with all due respect I am definitely not giving out my address. Also I admittedly want a way of side-stepping an Amazon wishlist for those who want to give me gifts because I donāt particularly like Amazon and I DO particularly like the super cute vintage lingerie sets I ju...
2021-11-22 04:43:31 +0000 UTC
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Iāve started this new game called How Many Places Can I Take A Picture Of My Titties At Work Before Things Get Weird.
2021-11-20 01:01:32 +0000 UTC
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Itās tech week at work, the monotonous week before a show opens where the hours are indefinite as we load in a set, the actors and stage managers and designers are in the building, and we test the practicality of everything we have been working on the past month and a half. I am in hell. Iām literally writing all of this while I sit in the green room with Work Crush, eating bagels that were provided for us, because it is the only semi moment of free time I have. I love it though. Find what y...
2021-11-17 18:57:44 +0000 UTC
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Man, I super duper did not want to make this video but a few people have asked for something like this and it was juuust barely within bounds of of my comfort zone. For context, I fucking hate being wet ā rain is gross, pools are weird, and the ocean is scary (although, ironically, I love pool parties and being on the beach) ā so taking a shower is very much a non-sexy chore for me. Iām learning though that that my ābrandā is basically just my real life put on display and it certainly ...
2021-11-15 01:29:14 +0000 UTC
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I took this last night and forgot to post it cause I fell asleep š³ Itās totally still relevant though. Thank you for your patience!
2021-11-08 16:14:46 +0000 UTC
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Halloween 2021
I was at some punk show about a week ago where I saw this guy I kind of knew from work and we got to talking. He told me his band needed a drummer for a Halloween gig the next weekend. He also knew that I used to be a drummer so he asked if I would do it. I was a little less than sober (and overly confident) and, despite having not touched a drummer in seven years, I said that I would.
A couple of days went by and I got a message from my coworker with a Spotify link to the set ...
2021-10-31 23:28:24 +0000 UTC
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A lot of you have already seen this from where I posted it to Twitter but I wanted to post it here as well in case you missed it because it was important for me to relay this sentiment.
2021-10-29 18:03:46 +0000 UTC
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Someone messaged me today and made me realize that I donāt really have any fully nude photos, I always have some kind of article of clothing on for security even if I am still exposed, so I came home and took all of these ā¤ļø
2021-10-29 02:37:45 +0000 UTC
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Stay the fuck out of Murray County.
I knew this, everyone knew this, so why the hell would I ever agree to go to a party there? I donāt know, but I did, and that was a mistake.
I was in tow with a girl I was dating at the time as she was the one who was actually invited to the party and not me. After way too long of a drive, we arrived at a house on a large plot of land at the end of an awful gravel driveway in the middle of approximately nowhere. We parked and I could already see a crowd...
2021-10-23 16:07:41 +0000 UTC
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To anyone curious as to where Iāve been, buckle the fuck up.
When we last left our hero, I was stuck in rehab. My time there was cut short, however, at the beginning of September when I received a very curious phone call. Prior to being locked up, I signed a contract for a new job that would require me to relocate, my start date was October 4th. My soon-to-be boss knew I was in rehab so he called me to see how I was doing and make sure that I was ready to start work on the 13th. I said that I...
2021-10-12 03:55:29 +0000 UTC
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In December of 2009, I was working in a small town as the sous chef at a high end restaurant.
The town was having their annual Christmas parade, which ran right in front of the restaurant. We were struggling for business at the time and the head chef, Eric, saw an opportunity. He came running into the kitchen and told me to make four of the best pizzas I had ever made in my life. I did and once they were done, Eric told me to box them up and follow his lead; we grabbed two boxes each, walked o...
2021-08-23 04:00:44 +0000 UTC
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I was trying out a new streaming software and it was a success š This was the sample video I recorded, haha! Pardon the bad lighting, I'm still not home š
2021-08-15 01:34:23 +0000 UTC
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2021-08-13 09:04:00 +0000 UTC
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Life update: I am in rehab.
As some of you may know, I struggle with an eating disorder and have for well over a decade. Last year was actually the first time I have ever been completely relapse-free, which was a huge victory for me. Unfortunately though, I will not be celebrating a second year.
This year has thrown so much at me, but apparently last week was just too much and it triggered a severe relapse that happened over an alarmingly short amount of time. Probably the second worse one si...
2021-08-10 11:41:53 +0000 UTC
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Pardon the semi recycled photo, but I think I have something kind of important to say.
A lot of you guys were watching my stream the other night when I got some really bad news, and since then a lot of you have also reached out to check in on me. I apologize I havenāt responded yet, but I just havenāt really wanted to talk about it. I havenāt really wanted to talk to anyone about anything frankly...or even get out of bed at all. I will be fine, donāt worry, I am just very very sad righ...
2021-08-05 11:39:07 +0000 UTC
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A cat scratched me on my tit!
Anyway, now that I have your attention, I want to ask you guys a question...
So, telling stories of my many misadventures has kind of become part of my brand and, as some you may already know, I have even started working on a book (thanks to the encouragement I get from all of you š„°). Some of the stories are rather sexually explicit though, and I donāt know for sure if they are going to make the final cut. I was wondering whether or not you guys would like m...
2021-08-02 02:50:39 +0000 UTC
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Whyyy did I make a cum video against a white background?! Hello, my name is Bridget and Iām a dumbass-holic...
2021-07-28 07:10:04 +0000 UTC
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Now accepting donations for the Bridgetās Car Got Fucking Towed foundation.
2021-07-27 00:44:54 +0000 UTC
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