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Is today a Tuesday? Boy, you wouldn’t know it, the way I am..

slinkandswagger post Is today a Tuesday?

Boy, you wouldn’t know it, the way I am..

Is today a Tuesday? Boy, you wouldn’t know it, the way I am barely getting myself together to pretend I’m 🦝human🦝 at noon-thirty and then posting pictures of myself to the internet like I don’t have a job I’m supposed to like, you know, show up for sometimes. Someone remind me to start working out again because it helps keep my brain from slowly poisoning me and I could really use a break from that right now.

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If anyone is wondering how I’m doing, this is a pretty good ..

If anyone is wondering how I’m doing, this is a pretty good representation. I am in hell, but I also have been in hell for so long it’s kind of just… funny now? I vacillate wildly from feeling like I have superpowers and I’m capable of whatever I put my mind to and feeling like nothing I do remotely matters and there is never going to be an end to the compounding, oppressive nightmare that is and has been my life and that the only way to win the game is not to play. I don’t have any ...

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It’s been a rough month. I should’ve have known that posting..

slinkandswagger post It’s been a rough month. I should’ve have known that posting..

It’s been a rough month. I should’ve have known that posting every day to OnlyFans was going to be nearly impossible with people staying at my house but here are a few photos I snapped at times when I remembered to do something for it and then immediately didn’t post them because my memory is trash when I’m chronically stressed (so weird). The good news is I got my first round of property taxes paid like an honest-to-gosh adult and I get to immediately do it again because time is fake a...

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I could not write my life if I tried. The twists! The turns!..

slinkandswagger post I could not write my life if I tried. The twists! The turns!..

I could not write my life if I tried. The twists! The turns! The drama! 👏 I 👏 do 👏 not 👏 understand 👏 why 👏 everything 👏 is 👏 like 👏 this. 👏 I stayed up for the better part of like, 42 hours Monday/Tuesday and learned some things about myself but also it was for another nightmare project that I took on thinking it was going to alleviate some of this property tax stress I’m feeling. Nope. I don’t think it really did me any favors at all. I’m not even sure ...

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Oh hello Guess who is incredibly busy and distracted and al..

slinkandswagger post Oh hello

Guess who is incredibly busy and distracted and al..

Oh hello Guess who is incredibly busy and distracted and also very very bad with the concept of time? (also please enjoy the bruises on my leg from moving other people’s stuff because I just can’t not take on dumb projects that other people want nothing to do with) Also, just fyi because it has impacted me even though it was not… exactly a surprise, but my aunt passed away on Friday. I already knew that my intention to post to OnlyFans every day was optimistic, given just ✨who I am✨,...

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I’m actually feeling somewhat positive today. I don’t have a..

slinkandswagger post I’m actually feeling somewhat positive today. I don’t have a..

I’m actually feeling somewhat positive today. I don’t have any answers, I don’t know what to expect most of the time, but I feel pretty okay about the direction things are headed right now. It’s nice. 💕

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The last two days have been back-to-back me trying to get th..

slinkandswagger post The last two days have been back-to-back me trying to get th..

The last two days have been back-to-back me trying to get things done to prepare for house guests but also try to go back to my normal life that is everything but normal while simultaneously having to once again try to balance my own needs/projects/problems with other people’s and feeling like I just will never get a break. I don’t have anything sexy to post to make up for today/yesterday unfortunately. It’s Tuesday and I am already completely wiped out and that seems like a problem. The...

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This is not what I was intending to post today, but I am so ..

slinkandswagger post This is not what I was intending to post today, but I am so ..

This is not what I was intending to post today, but I am so completely depleted from the past three days (of not at all doing anything I remotely planned) and still have a lot to get done tomorrow - I’m basically going to try and cram a weeks+ worth of projects into 24 hours. WHAT COULD GO WRONG (the videos give you a sense of what I moved into - the sellers literally did nothing at all to clean the house and every square inch is saturated in grease or cigarette smoke) I am chronically exhau...

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I know I technically missed a day. This might be the norm, i..

slinkandswagger post I know I technically missed a day. This might be the norm, i..

I know I technically missed a day. This might be the norm, if I’m honest, because my life never! stops! being! a mess! Also full disclosure: I have ✨no idea✨ what kind of content I’ll be posting on a day-to-day basis. It is entirely possible that it’s going to be weird sometimes, or just straight-up nonsensical, and very probably not sexy at all. Which means to say, you’re probably going to get to know me rill well. 😜 I’m open to doing custom content if anyone has a particula...

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Good morning. 😘

slinkandswagger post Good morning. 😘

Good morning. 😘

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