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2021-07-18 17:43:45 +0000 UTC View Post
lauraperlongo posts
sometime she good, sometime she baaaad 😈
sometime she good, sometime she baaaad 😈
2021-07-15 18:55:00 +0000 UTC View Post28 👉 29 👉 30 🥦 getting hard to fit all three of these belli..
28 👉 29 👉 30 🥦
getting hard to fit all three of these bellies in one layout 😛
I weigh 132 in all of these pictures which means I’m doing ok! Guess the bigger baby/ shrunken stomach helped slow me down a bit and I’m right at the low level of healthy weight gain. So now mayyybe I won’t have complications w a too big baby? (remember that dr that freaked me out week 8?)
The reality of delivery is inching near and never been nervous before but...
30 weeks official n now we a buncha broccoli 🥦 To think jus..
30 weeks official n now we a buncha broccoli 🥦
To think just 7 (maybe 12? Probably 10) more of these. 😳🥰
Feeling pretty good just kinda sleepy n staying low key to avoid the delta variant. Some vaccinated friends got it at a nightclub last weekend 🤦🏻♀️. When will the nightmare endddd. Also missing New York. (But mainly my favorite fried chicken place, the commodore of course) 💁🏻♀️. Basically just, ya know 🕦🕚🕐🕧🕧🕙👀. ...
finally found the perfect maternity swimsuit! (jk i broke i..
finally found the perfect maternity swimsuit!
(jk i broke it)
in a lil shoot yesterday as post apocalyptic warrior queen 😈..
in a lil shoot yesterday as post apocalyptic warrior queen 😈
Was cool but when it was time to do my thing someone said “cue pregnant lady” over the walkie n that got me thinkin...
pRegnant LADY? Not pregnant girl? IS SHE A LADY?
When did this all happen? Is this reversible? What’s next? Ma’am? Matron? Fuuuuuuckkkk
But fine maybe I’ll just go with it. Yeah, actually. Yah know what? Fine.
All just a long way to say it’s ma...
been held hostage by these clothes for too longggg upside i..
been held hostage by these clothes for too longggg
upside is being pregnant in summer? A few rubber bands and some pasties and I’m good yah?
final stretch is no joke 😏
29 weeks in mah purps front vs preferred vs full side 😝 Th..
29 weeks in mah purps
front vs preferred vs full side 😝
This week was chill but I got hit was some crazy exhaustion. Actually I’m sill so exhaused i can brlwy keeo typih...
🇺🇸✌️😋✌️🍕 pizza > burgers bed > pool change my mind. lol ..
🇺🇸✌️😋✌️🍕
pizza > burgers
bed > pool
change my mind. lol
Have fun tomorrow everybodyyyy 🧨
heat wave’s over but...ya know, is it? 😇
heat wave’s over but...ya know, is it? 😇
2021-07-01 18:12:17 +0000 UTC View Post26 👉 27 👉 28 🥳 Amazing what a slightly different angle and ..
26 👉 27 👉 28 🥳
Amazing what a slightly different angle and tan can do to throw off a comparison 🤦🏻♀️ I’m bigger now i swear!
ok so here we are...28 weeks 😝 front vs side vs view from fe..
ok so here we are...28 weeks 😝
front vs side vs view from feet 😂
School’s out for summer so consistency about to be out the window. Mirrors are limited so I’m standing on my kid’s footstool for the side shot. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO WORK UNDER THESE CONDITIONS!? At least I have JFK words of wisdom and a free-spirited horse to cheer me on? Haha
More good news is i discovered this lion thong in my panty drawer. A real winner if you ask me.
Bu...
third trimester! first day, first dripppp 🥳😝
third trimester! first day, first dripppp 🥳😝
2021-06-27 14:46:59 +0000 UTC View Postbusiness casual at the office today
business casual at the office today
2021-06-24 12:30:39 +0000 UTC View PostDefinitely getting bigger & belly itching a lil this week (a..
Definitely getting bigger & belly itching a lil this week (a sign of skin stretching) so thought I’d bring out the big guns. 🧴
Google says this cream supposedly the best. Super buttery and smells like peppermint? Less oily which is good (in some ways.)
Still all natural! 💙
back to weekly cuz me n sharpay like em 25 👉 26 👉 27 😝
back to weekly cuz me n sharpay like em
25 👉 26 👉 27 😝
27 weeks n we got a cabbageeee 🍴🥬🍴 Unzippable pants looked ..
27 weeks n we got a cabbageeee 🍴🥬🍴
Unzippable pants looked dumb from the side and ultimately dropped the headscarf too but proud of myself for trying something new? 😂
Feeling extra vulnerable lately. Maybe it’s the sore back or random bouts of dizziness and exhaustion, but more likely it’s the social isolation. I’m still invited to things (mostly) but not being able to relax with a couple drinks or sit comfortably for longer than an hour (or climb on ...
first two up, me n my oils and daddy. and decaf.
first two up, me n my oils
and daddy. and decaf.
checking in / hope you’re having a good night (sorta 😏) nev..
checking in / hope you’re having a good night (sorta 😏)
nev’s been gone and I’m staying in for the 5th night in a row bc they haven’t oiled the streets enough for my body to effectively roll around on and I definitely don’t wanna call an attendant to fish me outta the gutter. I do want chicken fingers though, fuck. I wanna go bowling. Can a pregnant lady go bowling alone on a Saturday night? There’s a joke in there somewhere.
In all seriousness theres a t...
apparently i was the only one who could see the weekly belly..
apparently i was the only one who could see the weekly belly difference (u trippin) but ok fine bi-weekly it is 🤡
22 👉 24 👉 26
i would ask what shape u like best but there’s no turning back 😳😝
have a great day erybodyyy
26 weeks official and these curves feelin niiiiiice 😛 Maybe..
26 weeks official and these curves feelin niiiiiice 😛
Maybe cuz I’m naturally curve...light?... I love em more. It’s like the puberty I waited for in high school finally hit.
Went to a bbq yesterday and strangers kept telling me I looked small tho...like that was a good thing? I’m like bitch back tf offfff, let me enjoy my watermelon belly and “massive” (lol) C cup in cake-eating silence. I worked hard for this! Also, there were 3 unlicensed belly touchers...
first 2 up, my tongue and the sun? becoming one w the lamp?..
first 2 up, my tongue and the sun?
becoming one w the lamp?
anyway, hi, it’s 5am 🙃
June 11, 2015...our first date anniversary 🥰🥰🥰Only six yrs b..
June 11, 2015...our first date anniversary 🥰🥰🥰Only six yrs but feels like a cliche liiiifetime. Most people don’t celebrate this kinda thing but our first day was notably epic so, ya know, we do a thing.
That first pic was taken by my coworker the moment Nev and I met (meant as a troll no doubt). Look at our nervous arms! What do you do with the handdds!?Haha. That morning he had instagram DM’d me asking if i wanted to go for a ride on his motorcycle. My first thought w...
think I’m stayin in tonight, wyd??? 😇 check your dM if you..
think I’m stayin in tonight, wyd??? 😇
check your dM if you chillin
25 weeeeks 😝 front vs mini turn vs full side view 😳 He move..
25 weeeeks 😝 front vs mini turn vs full side view 😳
He moved this whole shoot!!! Haha lil eggplant angelll. I’m already obsessed.
Still feeling cute naked (i think? Haha) but I’ve officially declared war on my closet and pretty much just wear the same stretchy mini skirt w a crop top every day. It gets a lot of compliments as also being “cute” (usually followed up by “I could never wear that while pregnant”) which is funny bc it feels lazy and we all ...
24 weeeeeks 🥳 Read today that if the baby came out now he’d..
24 weeeeeks 🥳
Read today that if the baby came out now he’d probably survive! 🤩 Of course I want him to cook more but feeling a minor sense of accomplishment? Lol.
On a more personal note I felt absolutely huge all weekend. Coulda been the 3-day torrential downpour or the endless desserts. Probably the rain bc m&ms are small and ice cream is basically just water, no? Boobs oddly seem smaller but i think it’s just in relation to the growing belly. 🙆🏻...