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Aiden's Advice Show (Starring: Slime) #63 [VIDEO]

00:00:00 - intro

00:09:59 - My friend keeps stealing things. He thinks it's justified, but I feel it's morally wrong. What do I do?

00:30:38 - I'm a performance poet, I love my job. I would like your perspective on how to bring my work up however, as I feel people might find my work illegitimate.

00:43:29 - I had feelings for a guy in my dorm but he wasn't interested. Since then we had fond interactions and became close friends. He moved out recently and now I'm missing him....

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Ep. 98 Premium - ludwig is short Poggers [AUDIO]

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Cow Belles (2006)

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Ep. 97 Premium - fear& basketball match [VIDEO]

  • 00:00:00 - eating phones nom nom
  • 00:00:27 - how slime made ludwig a good person
  • 00:03:49 - slime was owned by a waiter
  • 00:08:19 - serving cunt
  • 00:10:56 - how does luminosity have so much money
  • 00:15:33 - we're all seeing the same shit on twitter
  • 00:20:19 - when does ludwig have time to listen to music
  • 00:20:40 - yard basketball crew battle 
  • 00:36:25 - the professor
  • 00:38:41 - melee is harder than sword...

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Ep. 97 Premium - fear& basketball match [AUDIO]

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Nick's Advice Show (Starring: Aiden) #62 [AUDIO]

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00:04:17 - First advice was going to be here...

00:07:04 - I caught my friend cropping pictures of my feet in photos with him on his phone. He hasn't spoken to me in 2 weeks. What should I do?

00:25:11 - My partner has a phobia of throwing up, do you have any advice?

00:36:35 - I was an incel who browsed 4chan but I've grown out of it. The only time I've interacted with women was at my old work but since I've left, what do I do?

00:51:14 - Serious questions or not seri...

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Nick's Advice Show (Starring: Aiden) #62 [VIDEO]

00:04:17 - First advice was gonna be here...

00:07:04 - I caught my friend cropping pictures of my feet in photos with him on his phone. He hasn't spoken to me in 2 weeks. What should I do? 

00:25:11 - My partner has a phobia of throwing up, do you have any advice?

00:36:35 - I was an incel who browsed 4chan but I've grown out of it. The only time I've interacted with women was at my old work but since I've left, what do I do?

00:51:14 - Serious questions or not s...

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Ep. 96 Premium - we become dentists [VIDEO]

  • 00:00:00 - gadget guys
  • 00:00:27 - dominic the hedgehog 
  • 00:01:43 - fast & furious 
  • 00:05:30 - the bruce lee legend
  • 00:06:12 - seattle spring
  • 00:08:34 - maggy the milk snatcher
  • 00:09:13 - slime got his teeth taken out
  • 00:13:20 - dentists have had it too easy
  • 00:17:20 - butt doctors
  • 00:19:13 - nick was lied to by the barista
  • 00:20:08 - the best buy soldiers
  • 00:23:05 - offlinetv...

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Ep. 96 Premium - we become dentists [AUDIO]

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Going to the Mat (2004)

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Ep. 95 Premium - TheYardFan2005 [VIDEO]

  • 00:00:00 - ludwig cooks
  • 00:02:38 - chinchillas
  • 00:05:36 - nick yingling
  • 00:08:26 - personal trainers
  • 00:12:21 - aiden got rinsed in the discord
  • 00:17:05 - we are in a video with offlinetv
  • 00:22:46 - coming up with lilypichu's valorant name
  • 00:26:07 - ludwig hasn't been watching nebula
  • 00:37:53 - "youtube is the kick of streaming"
  • 00:39:34 - aiden went to a barista's party
  • 00:41:32 - slime went hiki...

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[REUPLOAD] Ep. 11 Premium - good times and good grimes [VIDEO]

The last reupload from the Vimeo takedown era.

(Had to reupload the reupload because 1984) 

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[REUPLOAD] Ep. 11 Premium - good times and good grimes [VIDEO]

The last reupload from the Vimeo takedown era.

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Ep. 95 Premium - TheYardFan2005 [AUDIO]

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Ep. 94 Premium - aiden could beat up your dog [VIDEO]

  • 00:00:00 - the answer tier list
  • 00:01:32 - slime's weakness 
  • 00:04:18 - minecraft parodies are bigger than the original
  • 00:05:11 - the daft punk dance girls
  • 00:06:51 - nebula nigel 
  • 00:08:16 - step check
  • 00:10:20 - aiden could beat up your dog
  • 00:15:58 - could you beat majority of the people in the world?
  • 00:25:06 - cops
  • 00:28:05 - ludwigs bakery 
  • 00:36:49 - bakery RP 
  • ...

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Ep. 94 Premium - aiden could beat up your dog [AUDIO]

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The Color of Friendship (2000)

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Ep. 93 Premium - rui hachimura [VIDEO]

  • 00:00:00 - aiden's loss streak
  • 00:08:00 - slime has been streaming
  • 00:09:48 - update on the basketball match
  • 00:12:25 - the nelk barbers
  • 00:14:47 - HEEEEELP HELP ME
  • 00:17:43 - aiden & ludwig went to a lakers game
  • 00:21:17 - racist guys at the game
  • 00:25:40 - 30,000 patreons
  • 00:28:52 - getting a dog
  • 00:31:03 - making dogs in vats
  • 00:33:49 - coots
  • 00:38:50 - yingling
  • 00:41:23 - ...

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MERCH DROP UPDATES

Hey guys, as you may have seen based on the website countdown, we originally planned on releasing our drop today to Tier 3 patrons and this Saturday for the public drop. 

The release has been delayed until May 4 @ 12PM PT for Tier 3 Patrons and May 6 @ 12PM PT for the public drop. Nick is a sick little bear and he's editing our launch video for the drop.

REFUNDS FOR THOSE WHO SUBBED SOLELY FOR MERCH:

Since Patreon membe...

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Ep. 93 Premium - rui hachimura [AUDIO]

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Aiden's Advice Show (Starring: Slime) #61 [AUDIO]

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00:06:37 - I had unprotected sex, and now I have a bump. I'm scared of going to the doctor, so I've avoided going for a year because I don't want the backlash.

00:15:00 - I have had nuclear-sized shits all of my life. I only go twice a week and clog the toilet each time. Would a change of diet change this?

00:25:44 - I'm not interested in what my friend group loves. I want to hang out with my friends, even if it's about what I'm not interested in. However, I don't want to become d...

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Aiden's Advice Show (Starring: Slime) #61 [VIDEO]

00:06:37 - I had unprotected sex, and now I have a bump. I'm scared of going to the doctor, so I've avoided going for a year because I don't want the backlash.

00:15:00 - I have had nuclear-sized shits all of my life. I only go twice a week and clog the toilet each time. Would a change of diet change this?

00:25:44 - I'm not interested in what my friend group loves. I want to hang out with my friends, even if it's about what I'm not interested in. However, I don't want to become d...

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Ep. 92 Premium - nicks minecraft adventure [VIDEO]

  • 00:00:00 - slime being shamed
  • 00:01:15 - torrenting crosswords 
  • 00:04:30 - pirating
  • 00:07:20 - red rooms
  • 00:08:25 - slime has been watching war & logistics videos
  • 00:11:26 - ludwig playing valorant high
  • 00:11:45 - the smash camp injuries
  • 00:13:15 - victor has to say something
  • 00:19:16 - nicks minecraft server journey (join our server) 
  • 00:32:55 - minecraft factions war plan
  • 00:35:15 -...

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Ep. 92 Premium - nicks minecraft adventure [AUDIO]

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The Swap (2016)

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Ep. 91 Premium - interactions with fans [VIDEO]

  • 00:00:00 - will we ever be as big lex friedman?
  • 00:00:50 - the dark carnival
  • 00:02:03 - faygo esports
  • 00:02:53 - we broke yan
  • 00:05:06 - 'you're ludwigs roomate right?'
  • 00:06:30 - yans stream debut
  • 00:07:22 - rip ludwig
  • 00:07:45 - nick's immune system
  • 00:08:35 - nape
  • 00:09:28 - thank god that guys is gone! best episode also shingles LOL, effortlessly
  • 00:12:12 - it's not as bad as it sounds i promis...

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Ep. 91 Premium - interactions with fans [AUDIO]

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Right on Track (2003)

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Ep. 90 Premium - valorant 21+ lobbies [VIDEO]

  • 00:00:00 - idk what they were talking about ngl 
  • 00:02:00 - just let him work for you ludwig
  • 00:03:55 - laundering
  • 00:04:53 - the patreon is just a social experiment you have participated in.
  • 00:06:28 - the boys find out about marie curie
  • 00:07:03 - french mogul mail on aidens brothel
  • 00:08:43 - long movies 
  • 00:10:40 - the number #1 movie of all time
  • 00:14:41 - the boys don't hang out anymore
  • 00:1...

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Ep. 90 Premium - valorant 21+ lobbies [AUDIO]

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