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Settling a debate with my kids.

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Tariffs are interfering with your erotica.

That isn't a political statement, it's just a simple fact. The reality is that my day job is involved in international trade and logistics, and I've been working crazy hours since the new IEEPA tariffs went into effect earlier this year. Executives want to know how bad things are going to get (even though there's no way of knowing what further hells are coming down the road). They want to know how much money has already been paid, how much they can get back through Duty Drawback, Post-Summary...

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Status Update

I know I haven't posted anything new really in a long, long time, and I'm very sorry for that. I'm not sick. Nobody in my immediate family has cancer. I really don't have any big, huge excuse for not putting out content recently. I've just been... busy.

Writing takes creativity, and creativity takes time. I have the plot for The Blue Dragon worked out, and I know what I want to write, I just haven't had uninterrupted time to do it. I've got teenagers - one of whom is autis...

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BDA Digital Archive (March)

BDA Digital Archive (March)

The BlueDragonAuthor Digital Archive includes digital copies of my public-published stories in HTML, EPUB, and MOBI formats for those in the All-Access Tier and above in the shared Dropbox folder linked below. I especially recommend the Ordinary Sex Life series and The Big Tits Club series for anyone who isn't familiar with them yet.

If there is a particular story you want that is not yet in the folder, or not in the format you need, please let me know ...

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BTC 2.0: Chapter 77

-- CHAPTER 77: The BTC 2.0 (Part II) --

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“Matty… Matty… Matty…” Sam moaned repetitively in sync with the rhythmic undulations of our two bodies as closely interconnected as two people can be.

She stared up at me with her big brown eyes, an amber inner fire glowing with an intensity that made it feel like she could see straight into my very soul. Our palms pressed together with our fingers interlaced, her hands pressed down against the mattress to either side of...

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BTC 2.0: Chapter 76

-- CHAPTER 76: The BTC 2.0 (Part I) --

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BTC 2.0: Chapter 75

-- CHAPTER 75: Thanks For Playing --

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Moist.

Warmth.

Weight.

Pleasure.

I wasn’t asleep anymore, but neither was I awake. Instead, I hovered on a different plane of existence, between here and there.

Wet.

Clenched.

Tugging.

Pleasure.

Oh, shit. Not again.

But there was no phantom version of Mother standing next to the bed. I couldn’t see anything, actually...

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BTC 2.0: Chapter 74

-- CHAPTER 74: I’ll See You Soon --

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BTC 2.0: Chapter 73

-- CHAPTER 73: Stave IV --

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I reappeared in Belle’s apartment bedroom and didn’t need to bother bending my knees. Somehow I knew Mother wouldn’t drop me from sixteen inches up this time. She stood beside me with her arms folded across her chest, staring straight ahead with a pensive look.

“No, no. He’s gone. Good riddance,” Belle said with a sigh, staring down at one of those small, handheld, TV screen devices in her lap. She reclined against...

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Healthy and Writing

Hi All- My fever finally broke last Friday morning, and after spending the MLK Jr holiday with my family, I'm feeling good and back at the keyboard. May the muse be kind. Wish me luck!

-b.d.-

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BTC 2.0: Chapter 72

-- CHAPTER 72: …You Can’t Unring a Bell --

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“You didn’t think I was done with you yet, did you?”

I gawked at Mother in confusion, feeling utterly bewildered by her presence. But in the same way as when you wake up from a dream and only then start to realize that certain details were really strange, only then did I realize that we weren’t in the great room of the rented Mammoth Mountain house.

We were in someone else’s house.

The...

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BTC 2.0: Chapter 71

-- CHAPTER 71: Every Time A Bell Rings… --

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I gawked at Mother in confusion, feeling utterly bewildered by her presence.

Mother was in New York, to begin with. There was no doubt whatsoever about that. Her location had been confirmed by both me and by Sam. During our post-Christmas phone call, both mother and I had promised to make a concerted effort to stay up-to-date on each other’s lives with a little more frequency than once every six months. To ...

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Status Update

I can't catch a break.

Monday, January 6, the kids were back in school and I was eager and happy to get back to the keyboard.

Tuesday, January 7, the kids were sick at home with 104-degree fevers.

Friday, January 10, the kids were back at school but then it was my turn to catch the flu.

Tuesday, January 14, I still have a 101-degree fever, get no sleep due to sweaty chills that make me change my shirt six times every night and soak the sheets, can barely breathe during...

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BTC 2.0: Chapter 70

-- CHAPTER 70: The Big Tits Circle --

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“DON’T!!!”

“UNGH! UNGH! UNGH!”

“STOP!!!”

“UNGH! UNGH! UNGH!”

“DON’T!!!”

“UNGH! UNGH! UNGH!”

“STOP!!!”

“UNGH! UNGH! UNGH!”

“DON’T! STOP! FUCKING! MEEEEEE!!!

“UNGH! UNGH! UNGH! UNGH!!!

I didn’t stop fucking Skylar. I didn’t really care whether or not the timer had gone off, and ev...

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BTC 2.0: Chapter 69

-- CHAPTER 69: Seven Minutes --

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“Okay Matty. You can take off the blindfold now.”

I knew that whatever the girls were planning would be amazingly awesome. Whatever they planned for me was always awesome. Still, I had no idea exactly what kind of awesome it would be, and the sounds of nine giggling girls interspersed with harsh hushing interspersed with what sounded suspiciously like plastic rubbing against plastic...

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BTC 2.0: Chapter 68

-- CHAPTER 68: Trust --

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“Do you trust me?”

Blinking, I looked up and smiled at her. “I do trust you,” I replied easily, even though I didn’t know what she had in mind.

“Head back up the hill. I’ll take care of the rest.”

With a nod, I grabbed my sled and trudged upwards, curious as to what she would do.

Ahead of me, Belle had already gone up the hill with the second sled to take another run. My impish pixie wai...

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BTC 2.0: Chapter 67

-- CHAPTER 67: Everything I Dreamed Of --

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Something tickled my balls, and with a start, I jerked awake.

“Mmph!” somebody grunted, and as I sat up, I realized I’d just shoved my dick an inch into a girl’s throat. She took it like a trouper, gagging only slightly and keeping her head down, breathing heavily through her nose until I pulled back. And only then did she pull up to cough and catch her breath while continuing to pump my shaft with her h...

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Status Update

My sincere apologies to all for the lack of new content. It's been a crazy last few months for me, but I love to write and I intend to get back on track with the new year. As always, I'll happily refund anyone who asks. And I'm looking forward to posting new chapters in January.

Thanks again for your patronage and support!

-b.d.-

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BTC 2.0: Chapter 66

-- CHAPTER 66: Spectacular --

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BTC 2.0: Chapter 65

-- CHAPTER 65: Luna --

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After witnessing the journey Luna’s eyes had taken across my body, it seemed only fair that I’d get to do the same.

More than once, Luna had described herself as a “flat-chested beanpole”, but she still had very feminine curves. Although she didn’t have the biggest rack or a ton of junk in the trunk, the lovely Latina still had expressive eyes and delicate features that easily qualified her as “pretty” by any empiric...

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BTC 2.0: Chapter 64

-- CHAPTER 64: Evolution --

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BTC 2.0: Chapter 63

-- CHAPTER 63: Mammoth --

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BTC 2.0: Chapter 62

-- CHAPTER 62: New Year -- 

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-- JANUARY --

 

“Jaysis fookin’ Christ I’m drunk…” my personal freckled redhead groaned as she staggered with me into our rented house’s master bedroom, my shoulder beneath her armpit for support about an hour after midnight.

 

“‘I’m drunk’?” I quoted. “Shouldn’t a proper Irish lass have more colorful expressions to express her inebriatio...

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BTC 2.0: Chapter 46 (repost)

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-- CHAPTER 46: Drunk and Delirious --
 

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“You are a lucky sonovabitch, you know that? No offense.”

 

I pulled my eyes away from the Christmas-themed bounce house for a moment to shoot a smirk at Charlie. And then I shrugged, replying casually, “She would actually take that as a compliment. She takes special pride in busting a guy’s balls.”

 

“Mine too. Something we have in common, then.” ...

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BTC 2.0: Chapter 61

-- CHAPTER 61: Hot Tub -- 

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BTC 2.0: Chapter 60

-- CHAPTER 60: The New Girls --

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BTC 2.0: Chapter 59

-- CHAPTER 59: Time of Your Life -- 

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-- WEDNESDAY --

 

“I’m breaking up with you.”

 

There was that record scratch sound again.

 

I stiffened in surprise at Holly’s words, tightening my grip on her fingers intertwined with mine, suddenly afraid to let go. She was still pinned down beneath me with my dick slowly softening within her sperm-soaked snatch, so it wasn’t...

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BDA Digital Archive (November)

The BlueDragonAuthor Digital Archive includes digital copies of my public-published stories in HTML, EPUB, and MOBI formats for those in the All-Access Tier and above in the shared Dropbox folder linked below. I especially recommend the Ordinary Sex Life series and The Big Tits Club series for anyone who isn't familiar with them yet.

If there is a particular story you want that is not yet in the folder, or not in the format you need, please let me know which story and which format and I...

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BTC 2.0: Chapter 58

-- CHAPTER 58: Winter Break --

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BTC 2.0: Chapter 57

-- CHAPTER 57: Present -- 

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