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Ep. 137 Premium - the yard office review [VIDEO]

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Zipper… wheres my super suit

Seth Williams

nick funny man

Travis Sucks

Fuck Collijn and smear puck bitches

trebor

Nicks Uber eats bag joke didn’t get enough love

cuterus

This is the episode that made me realize how old these ww2 vets are: hearing Lubin say skaters are jocks, and slime saying “chat is this real” should be laws to protect us from hearing a 30 year olds say that.

TomBradySon

The yard cooking special would be great

Kamren

Slime flexing the Toyota Rav4 not understanding that its the most stolen car right now BECAUSE IT SLAPS

Buzzkillionair

I didn't like seeing the slide entrance, something something bird dissection something something oom

thebrewsky26

Is the bun toasted? Is it one half, open faced, or both halves sandwiched? If half, top or bottom? Are there seeds? Is this a grocery store white bun or a homemade brioche bun? I assume the ketchup is the standard Heinz, which is the only correct option.

Alex Barnstijn

Mine used to do that, the newest patreon app update fixed it for me though. Maybe Uninstall and redownload?

John Smith

Had to quit factor even though it tastes good because not enough calories for the bulk. Please move it up the chain that factor needs an option for real eaters

Tanner

I just relized as someone who doesn't have an education and works 40 hours a week set for life is a weird term to me because i dont think i have anything that i will never be set for life in anything maybe just some chill ass vibes

faceless

They did lowkey pick apart the studio, it definitely felt very judgmental

Papa

Is there any way to listen to these without having to keep the app open or using the PiP thing

Luminary

Based, mayhap even kingly

BrandoBobando

You have something to look forward to at least! Binging is fun

Amanda S

He is it's pissing me awf

Amanda S

Closer by nin but its abt Garfield

Hayden

Wife?

Motetote

The focus breathing between Aiden and Ludwig is the 5th Yard member no one asked for.

Mark van Dijk

Bars

andrew wolf

Aidens sounds fine at the end killed me

WheezyWhale

The Dane Cook read was one of the funniest things I’ve ever heard

Trisha Miller

so glad I could feed jomb with my subscription

Alex Lee

To clarify: a dick can be referred to as a phallus. Things that look like dicks are phallic; having the qualities of a phallus.

blaine gordon

Slime off the meds is powerful.

Tyler Pierce

is it just me or is Lud out of focus for most of this primo

eizenga71

the merch nick is wearing is sick i cannot wait

todd crandell

Shredded chicken taco bowl is gas, I had chorizo chili tn which is decent. Caribbean spiced tofu with mango salsa and coconut jerk sauce is my #1. The only one I outright didn't enjoy was the blackened salmon. But I'm also not a salmon guy

Alex Meiller

“Is a penis phallic” is the same paradox as “is water wet”

Nader hadeli

As a huge germaphobe with OCD asmangolds very existence offends me and if I got the chance I'd kill him with my own two hands. Bro is just disgusting.

Johl

what was the conclusion of the primo lead in thing where ludwig was gonna say some mean shit about aiden

Autumn Chiu

Imagine putting down a bottle of those in one sitting. You would feel like shit

Evan Sosnowski

We aren't that far from being able to make a tiny thing that has the calories and flavour of a bigmac. We're just not pursuing it because there is no demand. It's super easy. Calories do not have to be large. Calories can be insignificant if we extract them like we do with chemicals. You can easily get something that is incredibly caloricly dense. All calories are is energy, so it has a finite limit on how tiny it can be, but that's still microscopic. I would guarantee current tech could make a 1000 calorie pill the size of a typical ibuprofen. We just don't because who the fuck wants that.

Michael Coggins

rav 4 is for the 9 dogs not kids

Woodus

We need to keep feeding Josh organic to make him the goat. Sub well spent.

TheRoguePony

You guys are a bit psycho on the set for life thing. An average person could be set for life with about 2mil in investment. Average minimum return is 5-8% without taking any risks. That's 100-160k a year with 2mil. You are easily set for life off the yard, you fucks.

Michael Coggins

Nick saying he's not set for life even with all the yard money is crazy asf.

CeraVe

lily on the pod next week i am pogging

John Smith

Did you order the factor brown label? those ones are human shit flavored for coprophiliacs who are concerned with hitting their nutrition goals

Cameron Barrie

my roommate bought a new Rav4 in 2018, and honestly it's one of the best cars my poor ass has ever been in. It handles like a beaut, though a little top heavy, it has a sport mode and you can really throw her around. But she also gets almost fucking 40 mpg. It's honestly a fucking phenomenal car.

Michael Coggins

I’m also a partially fake Italian and my grandpa who pronounces the letter “T” when he say mozzarella and he starts yelling about how disgusting I am every time he sees me eat noodles with butter

Matthew Ritt

God factor is genuinely so gross dude, am I getting the wrong ones or something? Anyone got any recommendations?

Marcel

It’s good to know my patreon money goes to joshies tummy

Trey~

I was excited for Dark Aimen at the beginning of the ep but when he came back glowing after dropping a deuce I couldn't be mad

Thomas Reuther

❤️ love the pod

Damyn0-trev

I got insta banned in slimes chat my first time watching or chatting and I want justice

Its That Simple

L take on samurai jack

Jonathan Imhoff

I think there's an additional non-subjective layer that the water argument doesn't have though tbh

Andrew Hawthorne

Let’s see the cooking arch.

Zzz_top

Best of luck out there soldier 🪖

Andrew Hawthorne

A fade out rather than a hard cut is crazy

Andrew Hawthorne

I did kind of feel like the colin and samir show was too "behind baseball" for me in regards to the yard set. I thought an "ah cool that's neat" feeling but quickly realized I preferred not knowing.

Nut Butt Jammy Sammy

spaghetti with ketchup + cut up hotdogs is Filipino spaghetti

Thomas

The “are penises phallic” debate is the same as “is water wet”

Sarah McLaughlin

What tier is the yard cypher

Diego Becerra

me and soonsay are the same, i’m also a serial enjoyer of things. i love things that are bad.

Emma

dailying a sti would be terrible in socal, but having it as a weekend car would be fun.

Dharian Mankikis

That sucks the next one is the best

Pax Man

This is my last premium episode for a while I will be buying the tier one in a few months to catch up But that’s it for now :(

Luca

Slime having a Toyota shows how real he is. Reliability over everything else.

Teeeeedot


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