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Aiden's Advice Show (Starring: Slime) #83 [AUDIO]

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00:08:28 - How do you navigate making plans with friends that cost money when you're at different income levels?

00:26:43 - Should I ask my mom if she is cheating on my dad or wait until I move out?

00:42:32 - I’m living for the weekend and want to make the most out of my day

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Aiden's Advice Show (Starring: Slime) #83 [VIDEO]

00:08:28 - How do you navigate making plans with friends that cost money when you're at different income levels?

00:26:43 - Should I ask my mom if she is cheating on my dad or wait until I move out?

00:42:32 - I’m living for the weekend and want to make the most out of my day

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You Wish! (2003)

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Link to our extension that automatically syncs the audio:
https://drive.google.com/file/d/1mRIiC5BEnd-AHkvcwxXYNaFNhIwjQxHk/view

The timeline of both the podcast audio and the movie is 1:1.

EXAMPLE:

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[Watched on Disney Plus, available elsewhere]

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Nick's Advice Show (Starring: Aiden) #82 [AUDIO]

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00:00:00 - intro

00:06:32 - some video game talk

00:12:24 - My girlfriends friends think I give ‘gay vibes’ and she's frustrated I'm percieved this way.

00:25:24 - How do I manage my ego and proper communication with people?

00:45:16 - How do you balance competing while organizing events?

01:04:09 - thanks for watching

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Nick's Advice Show (Starring: Aiden) #82 [VIDEO]

00:00:00 - intro

00:06:32 - some video game talk

00:12:24 - My girlfriends friends think I give ‘gay vibes’ and she's frustrated I'm percieved this way.

00:25:24 - How do I manage my ego and proper communication with people?

00:45:16 - How do you balance competing while organizing events?

01:04:09 - thanks for watching


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Ep. 125 Premium - The People v. Air Coots [VIDEO]

  • 00:00:00 - ludwig's dodgeball tournament
  • 00:00:40 - how nick leaked the tournament
  • 00:03:00 - we're no king naseer
  • 00:05:25 - happy feet vs surfs up 
  • 00:07:55 - pharrell hasn't aged ever
  • 00:08:59 - slime went to nick whangs wedding
  • 00:09:19 - being sober around drunk people sucks
  • 00:13:55 - aidens biggest beerio fuck up 
  • 00:16:09 - talking about nicotine and the thread
  • 00:25:29 - The People v. Air...

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Ep. 125 Premium - The People v. Air Coots [AUDIO]

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Ep. 124 Premium - A candid discussion of the ethics of foie gras and the modern Chinese state [VIDEO]

  • 00:00:00 - real names 
  • 00:02:55 - do we know each others middle names?
  • 00:07:18 - do you want to know the day someone else dies?
  • 00:10:24 - ludwigs grandpa will outlive him
  • 00:12:25 - ludwig came back with food from france
  • 00:13:10 - TSA
  • 00:14:00 - Foie Gras
  • 00:15:09 - [image of force feeding duck, maybe want to skip]
  • 00:17:55 - ludwig got everyone individual gifts
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Ep. 124 Premium - A candid discussion of the ethics of foie gras and the modern Chinese state [AUDIO]

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Slime's Advice Show (Starring: Joshman) #81 [AUDIO]

theyard post Slime's Advice Show (Starring: Joshman) #81 [AUDIO]

00:00:00 - intro

00:04:08 - How do I tell my close friend & roommate that I wear diapers for sexual satisfatction?

00:09:06 - I'm always reaching out to friends and planning activities with friends, but no-one reaches out to me. Is it wrong that I feel unimportant or am I selfish?

00:21:34 - I'm in the military and my partner doesn't want to work. How do I let her know that I need help without making her feel obligated to do so?

00:23:31 - I'm qualified for a Magic...

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Slime's Advice Show (Starring: Joshman) #81 [VIDEO]

00:00:00 - intro

00:04:08 - How do I tell my close friend & roommate that I wear diapers for sexual satisfatction?

00:09:06 - I'm always reaching out to friends and planning activities with friends, but no-one reaches out to me. Is it wrong that I feel unimportant or am I selfish?

00:21:34 - I'm in the military and my partner doesn't want to work. How do I let her know that I need help without making her feel obligated to do so?

00:23:31 - I'm qualified for a Magic...

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Ep. 123 Premium - Return of the power hour [VIDEO]

  • 00:00:00 - welcome to the slime & aiden power hour
  • 00:01:01 - the yard snipers nest
  • 00:02:16 - the homeless encampment
  • 00:06:40 - the trash mountain
  • 00:07:12 - russian toilet videos
  • 00:10:52 - calebs stand-up 
  • 00:11:25 - battle bots
  • 00:13:09 - aiden loses all his fingers
  • 00:13:56 - slime packed up last night...
  • 00:15:27 - swedish people stay packed up 
  • 00:18:01 - aidens acid trip
  • ...

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Ep. 123 Premium - Return of the power hour [AUDIO]

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Another Ad Read We Couldn't Post

Saw how the last one got butchered and figured you pay enough hard-earned goddamned hard-earned real american money to peek behind the curtain and see real, pure genius unfold before your eyes.

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Nick's Advice Show (Starring: Slime) #80 [AUDIO]

00:00:00 - intro

00:02:46 - I'm never satisfied with the quality of my writing.

00:15:44 - My girlfriend is doing shrooms and I don’t like it, so how do I deal with it?

00:28:34 - I am living an extremely happy, fulfilling life and my girlfriend is not.

00:44:25 - dating mr. beast

00:47:01 - I have a strange but simple boundary and all my friends respect it besides one that treats it like a joke...

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Nick's Advice Show (Starring: Slime) #80 [VIDEO]

00:00:00 - intro

00:02:46 - I'm never satisfied with the quality of my writing.

00:15:44 - My girlfriend is doing shrooms and I don’t like it, so how do I deal with it?

00:28:34 - I am living an extremely happy, fulfilling life and my girlfriend is not.

00:44:25 - dating mr. beast

00:47:01 - I have a strange but simple boundary and all my friends respect it besides one that treats it like a joke...

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Rip Girls (2000)

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Link to our extension that automatically syncs the audio:
https://drive.google.com/file/d/1mRIiC5BEnd-AHkvcwxXYNaFNhIwjQxHk/view

The timeline of both the podcast audio and the movie is 1:1.

EXAMPLE:

0:00:00 in our audio is 0:00:00 in the movie.

[Watched on Disney Plus, available elsewhere]

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Ep. 122 Premium - The Ballad of C9 | Nick “AidenCalvin” Yingling [VIDEO]

  • 00:00:00 - the new ludwig is a wreck
  • 00:01:20 - the boys get a bit crazy 
  • 00:02:15 - ...
  • 00:02:50 - ludwigs seat is intimate
  • 00:03:25 - joe rogan
  • 00:04:50 - will we be considered small in the future?
  • 00:06:10 - nick is a big rumble head
  • 00:07:10 - mickey mouse TI 
  • 00:08:34 - update on the COD tournament...
  • 00:13:02 - sub gift whales
  • 00:14:55 - slime talks about posting hole on the broadca...

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Ep. 122 Premium - The Ballad of C9 | Nick “AidenCalvin” Yingling [AUDIO]

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NEW MERCH TOMORROW - Yardwork Lawn & Landscaping Co.

theyard post NEW MERCH TOMORROW - Yardwork Lawn & Landscaping Co.

New merch drop launching tomorrow (November 15) for you lovely Tier 3 patrons.

Drop will be available at 12:00PM PT / 3:00PM ET.

Available at theyard.sale

To gain access to the site, connect your Patreon account via the button displayed below the countdown :)

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Slime's Advice Show (Starring: Joshman) #79 [AUDIO]

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00:00:00 - intro

00:04:03 - I'm struggling to let go of competitive nature in certain areas of life.

00:14:02 - My wife is a shy furry and I want her to be more open with me.

00:18:21 - I have a very hard time being funny in school while succeeding in being funny outside of school.

00:32:08 - Secret ninjas have targeted me when I get in a serious relationship and make my significant others break up with me.

00:44:11- I'm a 23 year old virgin.

00:49:51 - Jos...

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Slime's Advice Show (Starring: Joshman) #79 [VIDEO]

00:00:00 - intro

00:04:03 - I'm struggling to let go of competitive nature in certain areas of life.

00:14:02 - My wife is a shy furry and I want her to be more open with me.

00:18:21 - I have a very hard time being funny in school while succeeding in being funny outside of school.

00:32:08 - Secret ninjas have targeted me when I get in a serious relationship and make my significant others break up with me.

00:44:11- I'm a 23 year old virgin.

00:49:51 - Jos...

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Ep. 121 Premium - promposals [VIDEO]

  • 00:00:00 - we played basketball
  • 00:02:16 - MIT yardigans
  • 00:03:38 - QT's niece could dust slime in maths
  • 00:04:13 - learning about mormonism 
  • 00:06:30 - guy who listens to kanye
  • 00:08:25 - apologising for being late
  • 00:08:45 - QT & Ludwig's butlers
  • 00:09:31 - therapists 
  • 00:13:00 - beat up o'clock
  • 00:15:14 - ludwigs phone call with his mother
  • 00:16:33 - slime has some questions for lu...

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Ep. 121 Premium - promposals [AUDIO]

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Chalk bags are back

theyard post Chalk bags are back

Yo.  Awhile ago we sold a limited amount of Yard branded climbing chalk bags.

We're rereleasing the original bag in an additional color, as well as a chalk bucket in both colors as well. They're all stocked in a very limited quantity so cop while you can.

Also, due to the cost/price and limited nature of these items, your typical 25% discount that you get for normal drops won't apply here.

Available at theyard.sale right now.

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Ep. 120 Premium - the shitting yourself debate [VIDEO]

  • 00:00:00 - 'not genetically engineered' 
  • 00:02:10 - cup of crazy
  • 00:03:30 - apologising to hugo
  • 00:04:48 - the big short made slime's dad yell at him
  • 00:06:53 - 'based on a true story' 
  • 00:08:23 - who in the yard has the best life for a story
  • 00:09:35 - aiden reached immortal
  • 00:12:55 - ludwig looking big
  • 00:13:42 - our eye colours
  • 00:14:53 - slime trolling squeex
  • 00:15:32 - slime could s...

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Ep. 120 Premium - the shitting yourself debate [AUDIO]

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Girl vs. Monster (2012)

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Link to our extension that automatically syncs the audio:
https://drive.google.com/file/d/1mRIiC5BEnd-AHkvcwxXYNaFNhIwjQxHk/view

The timeline of both the podcast audio and the movie is 1:1.

EXAMPLE:

0:00:00 in our audio is 0:00:00 in the movie.

[Watched on Disney Plus, available elsewhere]

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Ep. 119 Premium - the trailcams fandom [VIDEO]

  • 00:00:00 - intro
  • 00:03:00 - stick in the box
  • 00:04:45 - ludwigs chin strap 
  • 00:06:30 - the swifties drama 
  • 00:08:25 - eunuchs and castratos
  • 00:12:55 - back to the drama
  • 00:15:25 - jubbin 
  • 00:16:15 - our names in another timeline
  • 00:18:00 - ludwig wants to learn to fly (with aidens dad)
  • 00:19:42 - the trailcams fandom has a nazi problem
  • 00:22:15 - aidens friend was trapped inside from...

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Ep. 119 Premium - the trailcams fandom [AUDIO]

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